Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
I have a creepy story to share.
A couple days ago I was watching Pacific Rim and one character said something about how math is the closest thing we have to finding God. I looked at the clock and it was 4:35 (which showed up as "7" and "4").
Then at Mass tonight the priest brought up Albert Einstein during his sermon. I looked at the clock and it was 7:04.
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I had a crazy thing happen to me today. For some reason, I suddenly felt exhausted around 4:00 PM. I rarely do it, but I laid down for a nap. I looked at the clock and saw it was 4:07 PM before I shut my eyes (I remember because I was hoping Eli'd release another Daily Diss around 4:20).

Next thing I remember is opening my eyes and seeing the clock: 7:04 PM.

So damn weird.
 
Brad, I'm just curious as to seeing you use larger numbers for your sentences against the godless heathens. I mean, so far we've seen 74, 666, 1000, but what if we get some numbers with real balls.

I suggest using something like quintillion (power of 18), or maybe higher, like decillion (33).

Or, if the heathens do not cease their attacks upon your glorious persona, how about centillion (303)?
 
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TM Ambrose,

Sentence: +666 years non-human reincarnations, +74 years non-commutable.
Your sentence has now been maxed out at 1,000 years non-human reincarnations.

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We agreed that the thread should be named Brad Watson, Miami - Einstein reincarnated... Please change it back.

I'd hesitate to say 'agreement', I acquiesced because it's not very important.

You gave your farewell speech.

Gene Parmesan & everyone,

It's really time for me to leave this bizarre forum that seems it was set up for no other purpose than for devils to congregate and spill their venom. This forum is very ungodly and antichrist. I will not be Skyping with this group; there's no point(74). If I continue to remain here, it would only result in my further sentencing everyone to longer non-human reincarnations and worse luck than you're already having.

I AM a teacher and I've tried my best to teach everyone here. I've spent alot of valuable time here so as to leave a substantial record of who I AM, my discoveries including the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code, how I as the 2nd Coming of the Christ "judges everyone according(74) to their actions" (Rev 20:12-13), etc.

I want to make sure I address my 7213119147 encoded messages here. Teaching everyone that the English(7,74) language has 'the key'(74) of A=1, B=2...Z=26 through simple(6,74) gematria(8,74) is something that should be taught in 1st grade and then be continually taught. I realized that your demons love to curse and that you love to curse me. I chose a way to covertly curse you back (I didn't initiate it) and thus teach gematria. Did Bill Clinton have "sexual relations with that woman"? It depends on how you define it. Did I curse on this forum? It depends on how you define it.

I wanted to show how Christ II is very different then how everyone has imagined him to be.

Everyone is invited to 'friend' me on Facebook: Richard Bradshaw Watson II and/or 'like' FB "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'. You can also 'like' FB Center for the United Religions of Earth - the Cure. Also, http://7seals.blogspot.com , http://7seals.yuku.com , http://RevelationRevealed.proboards.com , http://GOD704.wikia.com , http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com .

GOD/GOOD-bye.

You were done with this thread.

You went "Hey, Gene? Can I borrow your screwdriver?" and you use it, drop it, walk away. And there's an objection because I took it back?

You wanna leave? Via con dios... you no longer have a say what happens here.

You wanna stay? We'll there's certainly those who would like you around, we'd love to have you, and I'm willing to change the name of my thread but I'm not going to develop whiplash trying to keep track of what you're doing.
 
Hi, @Brad Watson_Miami ! I hope you're back to chat nicely, not just curse people.

I have a question for you. You've mentioned that "Vishnu was reincarnated as Krishna who was reincarnated as Jesus son of Joseph who was reincarnated as..." From this, I assume you have some special insight into reincarnation as it pertains to the Hindu pantheon.

Here is a story about a little girl from rural India who was believed to be an incarnation of the goddess Lakshmi. Is this credible from your perspective? If so, does her experience count as being born into hellish circumstances?
 
Shrekolas Cage (anonymous guy),

By the power(77) vested in by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 1/17/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: 374 years non-human reincarnation, 174 years non-commutable.

Etc.
"The nursing home is a Lutheran based place in central Florida. I have 98.3 hours logged there. I can't give you the exact information about it for anonymity purposes, but I can provide you a picture of half the log with names censored out ( the full log covers 2 pages)"

Shrekolas Cage,

That's very good of you (you already knew that). And at the same time, this was volunteer work that you had done prior to your Judgment. Also, I asked when exactly in this thread did you have a change-of-heart towards me being "insane" to "possibly being the messiah"? You didn't address that. Therefore...

After review of your case, I AM reducing your sentence to very bad luck for the rest of your life, then 174 years reincarnated as non-human just for your sins here (you have many more). 17.4 years of this sentence is non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can do another 40 hours of volunteer work at this nursing home or elsewhere and I will commute all of your sentence (including the "non-commutable" part).
This would be proof that I was wrong about you and I try to correct my mistakes as fast as possible, i.e. Mark 7:26 (7/26 is my birthday).

FYI. At this time, I AM not sure if I want to proceed with the Skype project. I AM sure that I won't partner with anyone on this who insists on being anonymous.


Synchronism: 1/19/15 09:00 Pizza shop sees customers donating to feed the homeless. - CNN
 
"The nursing home is a Lutheran based place in central Florida. I have 98.3 hours logged there. I can't give you the exact information about it for anonymity purposes, but I can provide you a picture of half the log with names censored out ( the full log covers 2 pages)"

Shrekolas Cage,

That's very good of you (you already knew that). And at the same time, this was volunteer work that you had done prior to your Judgment. Also, I asked when exactly in this thread did you have a change-of-heart towards me being "insane" to "possibly being the messiah"? You didn't address that. Therefore...

After review of your case, I AM reducing your sentence to very bad luck for the rest of your life, then 174 years reincarnated as non-human just for your sins here (you have many more). 17.4 years of this sentence is non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can do another 40 hours of volunteer work at this nursing home or elsewhere and I will commute all of your sentence (including the "non-commutable" part).
This would be proof that I was wrong about you and I try to correct my mistakes as fast as possible, i.e. Mark 7:26 (7/26 is my birthday).

FYI. At this time, I AM not sure if I want to proceed with the Skype project. I AM sure that I won't partner with anyone on this who insists on being anonymous.


Synchronism: 1/19/15 09:00 Pizza shop sees customers donating to feed the homeless. - CNN


I think your pretty cool dude. Don't lump me in with all the haters dude
 
"The nursing home is a Lutheran based place in central Florida. I have 98.3 hours logged there. I can't give you the exact information about it for anonymity purposes, but I can provide you a picture of half the log with names censored out ( the full log covers 2 pages)"

Shrekolas Cage,

That's very good of you (you already knew that). And at the same time, this was volunteer work that you had done prior to your Judgment. Also, I asked when exactly in this thread did you have a change-of-heart towards me being "insane" to "possibly being the messiah"? You didn't address that. Therefore...

After review of your case, I AM reducing your sentence to very bad luck for the rest of your life, then 174 years reincarnated as non-human just for your sins here (you have many more). 17.4 years of this sentence is non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can do another 40 hours of volunteer work at this nursing home or elsewhere and I will commute all of your sentence (including the "non-commutable" part).
This would be proof that I was wrong about you and I try to correct my mistakes as fast as possible, i.e. Mark 7:26 (7/26 is my birthday).

FYI. At this time, I AM not sure if I want to proceed with the Skype project. I AM sure that I won't partner with anyone on this who insists on being anonymous.


Synchronism: 1/19/15 09:00 Pizza shop sees customers donating to feed the homeless. - CNN

That is more than you have ever done, and if it was me I would let him off and learn from his niceness, because he is someone who actually does good.

Have you ever thought of volunteering in a retirement home, or to help at a soup kitchen?
 
"The nursing home is a Lutheran based place in central Florida. I have 98.3 hours logged there. I can't give you the exact information about it for anonymity purposes, but I can provide you a picture of half the log with names censored out ( the full log covers 2 pages)"

Shrekolas Cage,

That's very good of you (you already knew that). And at the same time, this was volunteer work that you had done prior to your Judgment. Also, I asked when exactly in this thread did you have a change-of-heart towards me being "insane" to "possibly being the messiah"? You didn't address that. Therefore...

After review of your case, I AM reducing your sentence to very bad luck for the rest of your life, then 174 years reincarnated as non-human just for your sins here (you have many more). 17.4 years of this sentence is non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can do another 40 hours of volunteer work at this nursing home or elsewhere and I will commute all of your sentence (including the "non-commutable" part).
This would be proof that I was wrong about you and I try to correct my mistakes as fast as possible, i.e. Mark 7:26 (7/26 is my birthday).

FYI. At this time, I AM not sure if I want to proceed with the Skype project. I AM sure that I won't partner with anyone on this who insists on being anonymous.


Synchronism: 1/19/15 09:00 Pizza shop sees customers donating to feed the homeless. - CNN
I said the change of heart occurred after my first 2 posts, when I saw your interview and read the wiki before it was defaced by a devilish fiend.

And over the last 48 hours, I've been hard at work trying to convert people to your cause in the site chatroom, will that cover the extra 40 hours?

As for the anonymous bit, it's only to hide from Obama's spy cams (Commander Jace Connors told us to watch out for those!), but I can private message you my first name if you like.
 
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As for the anonymous bit, it's only to hide from Obama's spy cams (Commander Jace Connors told us to watch out for those!)

I'd just like to second this. Jace said some stuff that makes me really concerned for the future of religious freedom in the English-speaking world. If he weren't deep in the middle of planning a crucial danger operation it would be worth inviting him to speak via Skype. Perhaps on a subsequent stream.
 
I'd just like to second this. Jace said some stuff that makes me really concerned for the future of religious freedom in the English-speaking world. If he weren't deep in the middle of planning a crucial danger operation it would be worth inviting him to speak via Skype. Perhaps on a subsequent stream.

I could probably talk to Jace about seeing if this could work for him. I don't know if Brad would be up for it or not.
 
Wow this thread has blown up over the past month.

Considering how most religious texts can be interpreted a number of ways, I'm surprised that we haven't seen people like Brad (who have a very...eccentric interpretation) sooner.

Brad, I was wondering how you feel about people who do not make religion a central part of their lives? Like, they're not atheist or anything, but they are just less pious than most weekly church-goers.
 
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