Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Loke]

It's weird, I woke up today at 7:04, and Crusty Jesus Man returns. Could it be...

 

[Zim]

Brad came back after leaving forever? The Chris-like qualities are piling up quickly!

 

[Gagamaru]

maybe he was reincarnated as a non-human for 18 hours and couldn't work his keyboard.

 

[Coldgrip]

Brad came back after leaving forever? The Chris-like qualities are piling up quickly!

He's an apostle of Autism.

 

[A Random]

What was the skin color of Jesus?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

I said the change of heart (from "insane" to "possible messiah") occurred after my first 2 posts, when I saw your interview and read the wiki before it was defaced by a devilish fiend.

And over the last 48 hours, I've been hard at work trying to convert people to your cause in the site chatroom, will that cover the extra 40 hours?

Shrekolas Cage,

Yes. I hereby rule that your FAILING Judgment has been reviewed and it has been reversed. Your bad luck and reincarnation sentence has been commuted.


- Brad Watson, Miami
GOD's Judge of All Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

 

[Arkangel]

Still waiting on MY judgement, Brad. You gonna leave me hanging?

 

[24isthehighestnumber]

A judgement reversal!! It can be done!

 

[Shrekolas Cage]

Shrekolas Cage,

Yes. I hereby rule that your FAILING Judgment has been reviewed and it has been reversed. Your bad luck and reincarnation sentence has been commuted.


- Brad Watson, Miami
GOD's Judge of All Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Thank you, I will forever be grateful for this.

Should I continue converting people?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

4Macie,

In reviewing this forum, I've observed just how anti-GOD, anti-Bible, and antichrist you are. You have very rudely insulted the Bible, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ, I hereby rule that 1/20/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 666 years just for these sins (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, do many hours of verifiable community service and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 274 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly suggest that you respect this Judgment.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

 

[Marionette]

Why oh why do I get the feeling Bradly has no idea how courts actually work?

 

[Billy_Sama]

@Brad Watson_Miami I may question your divinity and judgements but you seem like a fun guy to talk about football.
Heck, maybe if I lived in your neck of the woods, I would totally organize a get together for the Superbowl at sports bar to have some wings and beers. You can impress people with your 7 and 4 number game while scaring off anyone with your judgements. You would be a hoot.

 

[BriarHeart]

4Macie,

In reviewing this forum, I've observed just how anti-GOD, anti-Bible, and antichrist you are. You have very rudely insulted the Bible, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ, I hereby rule that 1/20/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 666 years just for these sins (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, do many hours of verifiable community service and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 274 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly suggest that you respect this Judgment.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

 

[autism420]

4Macie,

In reviewing this forum, I've observed just how anti-GOD, anti-Bible, and antichrist you are. You have very rudely insulted the Bible, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ, I hereby rule that 1/20/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 666 years just for these sins (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, do many hours of verifiable community service and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 274 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly suggest that you respect this Judgment.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

no u

 

[Daario Naharis]

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ, I hereby rule that 1/20/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Dare I ask why God's judge invokes a grade school marking scheme to pass judgement?

Seems sort of infantile for the representative of an eternal being of cosmic powers. Might as well sentence people to stand in the corner and think about what they've done.

 

[silentprincess]

4Macie,

In reviewing this forum, I've observed just how anti-GOD, anti-Bible, and antichrist you are. You have very rudely insulted the Bible, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ, I hereby rule that 1/20/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 666 years just for these sins (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent, do many hours of verifiable community service and petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, 274 years of your reincarnation sentence is non-commutable and any contempt-of-court will result in an increased sentence.

I strongly suggest that you respect this Judgment.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Get a life, you're going to spend the rest of your life trying to sentence people. Of which in the end, nothing comes from it, and we will be all dead and probably in a better place than you.

Be nice to friends, because these people are the best people on the internet. You are lucky they are giving you the time of day, because others wouldn't.

 

[Marionette]

So I was reading some stories online and stumbled across this one section that reminded me of you Bradly. Goes into some heavy conspiracy stuff, the world stopping for a brief time, referring to radio waves as prayers to whatever beings watch over us. Interesting stuff. Then one of the characters had this to say:

"I accept, statistics in all their perceived infallibility, are the most fallible things in the world. Take a work of fiction and add numbers to it, and suddenly it becomes non-fiction. Add a pie chart and a graph and it becomes an inviolate truth. Pass it to the right people in the right places at the right time, and it becomes law."

Of course this brings some depth to A LOT of things but it just so happened you were the first person I thought of. Still waiting on that proof or my updated sentence which ever comes first.

 

[I'm With Chris]

Yeah, I dunno. The judging people thing is pretty well established as is the alphanumeric code trope. Don't get me wrong - it's a strong first act but it getting very repetitive and I really don't see any development.

Maybe you could explain the Jazz in Space idea to everyone or just talk a bit about how you got to where you are today, sorta like a flashback to begin the second act? I'm talking about THIS CURRENT EXISTENCE - the regular, boring Brad Watson, not the reincarnation of Einstein and Jesus.

Personally, I'm interested in how you became interested in jazz percussion. What came first - jazz or drums? Were you a rock drummer that moved into jazz? Do you play any other instruments? Were you active in high school band? Do you have any favorite non-jazz drummers that we may recognize?

Also, how do you judge Lionel Hampton? I can dance the shit outta him.

Spoiler: Lionel Hampton - Flyin' Home

What about Reg Kehoe and his Marimba Queens?

Spoiler: Dig that bassist

 

[Loke]

Oh @Brad Watson_Miami , I mean Crusty Jesus Man, I knew you loved us! Welcome back, bitch! Imwas wondering, I paid $7.04 for my burrito today, and whilst eating it, I noticed the face of Oh Lawd Jebus in the bean juice that was leaking out of it. Shockingly, I got gas later and to my utter disbelief, it was 7:04. What do I do, Crusty?? What do I do?

 

[Ouija Board]

Hey Space Jesus when am I going to be sentenced? I still don't believe that you are the reincarnation of Jesus or whatever.