Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[4Macie]

He literally graded me here, waiting a few minutes, and then sent me a message saying the same thing. He REALLY wanted me to know my grade. Guess he didn't like my questions about the Bible and my questions about why he literally shoves/forces the numbers to work into certain areas (like when he counts letters instead of the numerical amount he's given each letter... or when he changes languages mid sentence to make it work... or how about how the O in God is a zero or a dash ( _ ) but it's a 15 in any other word).

Oh well, my mom is 47, my father is 74, I am 74, and my sister is satan-incarnate. That's all I care about.

Oh! And it's already been Veto-ed, so there's that.

@Brad Watson_Miami the fuck does "contempt of court" imply in this situation? You are not a Judge and you are certainly not a Court. Why the hell would Jesus/God/TheBear even HAVE a court? Pretty sure when judgement day comes (if it does), it's not going to be us all in a court room waiting our turn... so... I think you're just full of shit at this point. Especially when the REAL Jesus/God/TheBear would have answered the questions I had about your "religion/science/number" instead of throwing them aside and grading me because I don't instantly believe you. The REAL Jesus/God/TheBear actually had people that questioned their religion and they answered calmly, respectfully, and with a peaceful tone. They never judged anyone before judgement day either. NO ONE is judged before judgement day, and that day is when God himself comes down to view us all. It's not the day some old man gets on the internet and fumes at some people he knows nothing about. You don't even know our names. The REAL Jesus/God/TheBear would have graded us with our full names because He knows all.

 

[Coldgrip]

I wonder what sentence 42145 would give someone like TJ or Chris?

 

[Marionette]

I wonder what sentence 42145 would give someone like TJ or Chris?

As long as they aren't questioning his claims or insulting him I highly doubt he cares. I don't believe Bradly is going through news sites and handwriting court summons for criminals to appear in his back to back sentencing. I wonder if we're given our right to a lawyer.

 

[Neener]

Hey yeah, don't care how long it was far back in pages, but don't fuck with silentprincess you horrible little man.

I don't know why your girlfriend is your girlfriend, if this has already been discussed , sorry but i have a few questions for bradjesus:

1) why hasn't your girlfriend or her mother helped you with your obvious mental illness?
2) why hasn't your mother helped you with your obvious mental illness?

Your judgement of people is wrong brad. you're nuttier than a snickers. get help, professionally.

 

[Plushy]

It's kinda boring that this kind of people who says they can "remember" their past lifes ALWAYS are the rencarnation of a super-duper well know death celebrity. They're a lots of Cleopatra/Einsteisn/Alexander the great/Pluto/'s rencarnations but nobody's said they are the one of Francis Bacon or Jean Henri Fabre. It's like yelling "The range of my general knowledge is almost null so I'll say I'm the rencarnation of a super smart guy even if don't understand a shit of what he/she do/teach in life". In this case I think that been more modest could make all the past life stuff more... credible, and it could be more meaningful proclaim being the rencarnation of a average guy who died in a fire rescuing a little boy.

 

[Colress]

what the actual fuck is this thread? @Brad Watson_Miami, what the fucklets are you doing? what the fuck is happening?

 

[Neener]

@Brad Watson_Miami Grade me. as a jewish female, grade me. I am really not scared of you. You either were or were not jesus, and that still doesn't scare me. need citation of why? Or as jesus (or were jesus) you'd know why.

Brad, listen to me. I know this is frightening. But as a person with bipolar, i can understand why you can sometimes feel this way. My parents weren't the greatest Brad, and left me to be non medicated for years. This created a LOT of problems for me, especially the highs and lows that I felt.

You can get through this, you can feel better, I can honestly tell you that you can. You don't need to be this way, to judge people rudely because this is what you have, what makes you tick. You can be better, get better. You're not past help yet.

I wish you will find help Brad. Even though I lurk here mostly, these people are people I respect. They don't deserve pain, or even anyone wishing them that. Do you see why this could be seen as hostile? They want to help you. They aren't attacking you. Even if they are with words, you're not the person to tell them if thats okay or not.

You came here. You don't own these lands or neither even if in your mind you do, Null owns them. Understand you came here as a guest. Even jesus wouldn't be so rude as to tell people how to think.

 

[Ravenor]

I see Brad is going back through the tread now since he has learned to use the post rating feature.

Edit to add:

@Brad Watson_Miami Grade me. as a jewish female, grade me. I am really not scared of you. You either were or were not jesus, and that still doesn't scare me. need citation of why? Or as jesus (or were jesus) you'd know why.

Brad, listen to me. I know this is frightening. But as a person with bipolar, i can understand why you can sometimes feel this way. My parents weren't the greatest Brad, and left me to be non medicated for years. This created a LOT of problems for me, especially the highs and lows that I felt.

You can get through this, you can feel better, I can honestly tell you that you can. You don't need to be this way, to judge people rudely because this is what you have, what makes you tick. You can be better, get better. You're not past help yet.

I wish you will find help Brad. Even though I lurk here mostly, these people are people I respect. They don't deserve pain, or even anyone wishing them that. Do you see why this could be seen as hostile? They want to help you. They aren't attacking you. Even if they are with words, you're not the person to tell them if thats okay or not.

You came here. You don't own these lands or neither even if in your mind you do, Null owns them. Understand you came here as a guest. Even jesus wouldn't be so rude as to tell people how to think.

If I could rate that Feel's an Winner I would.

 

[XH 502]

I see Brad is going back through the tread now since he has learned to use the post rating feature.

I noticed that too. I've gotten a string of dislikes on my posts in this thread from Our Lord and Savior Brad Watson. If you don't like me you could just pass a guilty sentence, Brad. You didn't have to tell me in this passive-agressive manner.

 

[Ravenor]

I noticed that too. I've gotten a string of dislikes on my posts in this thread from Our Lord and Savior Brad Watson. If you don't like me you could just pass a guilty sentence, Brad. You didn't have to tell me in this passive-agressive manner.

Yep you would think a guy who has a hotline to the guy who did the seven plagues and is able to pass Devine judgments in the fashion of a School teacher marking homework would be able to muster something a little better than disliking every post in this thread.

 

[Marionette]

Oh noooo. Not the dislikes! I need those good ratings! I guess he's FINALLY getting around to reviewing my "case". Maybe he's actually going back to answer some missed questions?

But real talk Bradley. If you're dropping the grading judgements to dislikes on a forum, isn't that really impersonal? At least before we got a poorly executed sentencing but your presence meant something, man. I understand as humanity's judge you got some mad amounts of paperwork but a little kindness goes a long way. The good news is we're taking priority and that warms this sinner's little cold heart.

 

[Loke]

I love how this thread keeps almost getting buried on the second page, but @Brad Watson_Miami just can't focus on his Bibleman episodes long enough to let it go.

Y'know @Brad Watson_Miami , you're a real pal. If you hadn't given me those passive-aggressive negative ratings, I wouldn't have ever remembered my original question to you, way back in the first twenty or so pages.
Between Cain and Abel, which one fucked their mother to populate the earth?

 

[Plushy]

Give negative raitings is the only way he could give bad "karma" to someone in his entire life!

Let him enjoy his post-christmas gift

 

[Gene Parmesan]

The Sun's/most stars' mass is ~74% hydrogen.

"Most sources say the sun is 91% hydrogen by atoms and 71% by mass." Clearly false! In reality, most sources say the Sun is ~74% hydrogen by mass. Google that; start with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun .

Using whole numbers, 4 is in the middle of 7; 4 is the majority of 7.

I've now added what I thought was obvious: "using whole numbers".

Brad, if you wish to discuss, we will do it in public.

The Wikipedia link never states the sun is 74% hydrogen by mass. The fact that you can't read closely is the issue, you see your magic numbers and freak out. You never contextualize.

The closest you get is the "photospheric" composition is approximately 73% (we round up when the decimal is 5 or higher).

The photosphere is approximately 2/3rds the mass of the sun.

The link you provided me is saying that approximately 2/3rds of the sun is approximately 73% hydrogen.

As for your whole numbers fix, in the context of whole numbers, the number 3 is the 'middle' of 7 as much as 4 is. They are equidistant on the number line from the end points. You can say 4 is the whole number majority of 7, I have no beef with that statement.

 

[Ouija Board]

Top kek, I got a dislike from Braddy Boy. He loves me! He does love me!

EDIT: He just gave me another dislike on an older post in this thread. Lulz.

Ok I want to go OT and be serious here, I am someone that is fascinated with esoteric things and have read about astrology and a little of numerology. They are fascinating tools but how much oof behind it is debatable.

I am really fascinated by occult paths and right now I am getting back into studying Haitian Vodou which to me seems more interactive and tangible than the Abrahamic religions. Vodousiants believe in a God whom they call "Bondye" or the Good Good and that the lwa (Vodou spirits) were created to help out humanity with their wisdom, healing and such.

 

[Marionette]

Alright, that's enough Bradley. I promise not to be a meanie if you come out and talk about this like adults. You're pulling a Mylar.

 

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Hopped on to check for any updates in any threads, and I see a bunch of notifications. Took a gander and saw a bunch of dislikes on my posts from our frand Brad. Looks like he doesn't want to debate anymore (not that he was doing well to begin with), so he's resorting to just rating posts down. Oh well!

 

[Plushy]

I don't know if my questions will be answered but...

You're musician, right? What kind of music do you compose?

Do you belive that music is a special way to communicate with god? If it is, what genre is the most appropiate?

I can't tag since im on the mobile version... Or i can?

 

[Ouija Board]

Hopped on to check for any updates in any threads, and I see a bunch of notifications. Took a gander and saw a bunch of dislikes on my posts from our frand Brad. Looks like he doesn't want to debate anymore (not that he was doing well to begin with), so he's resorting to just rating posts down. Oh well!

Just like as @Kittentits pointed out, he's doing the Mylar Method.

 

[Coldgrip]

Oh noooo. Not the dislikes! I need those good ratings! I guess he's FINALLY getting around to reviewing my "case". Maybe he's actually going back to answer some missed questions?

I guess 42145 is just like Mylar. Who'd of thought that a supposed god would have to resort to hiding like a pussy and is only brave enough to dole out negative ratings.

Edit: Ninja'd by @Radi Ashun.