Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
@Brad Watson_Miami Why are you rating posters negatively instead of talking with us directly? Is it too much for you to meet us head on? Are we too much for you? As a deity you should be above such petty things and discuss with us. But you aren't; you are just hiding and being cowardly by rating members' post negatively.

Edit: Fixed some grammar
 
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I'm assuming @Brad Watson_Miami will talk after he's done going through the entire thread giving down votes. Looks like he's on page 17 so this could take awhile.

So Brad, which is your favorite Pokemon starter? I've always liked Cyndaquil the most.
 
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Stupid question, but @Brad Watson_Miami what do you think of forms of divination such as using tarot cards, pendulums and of course those with psychic abilities? What is your judgement of them?

Oh and I forgot, what about Ouija boards? It's another divination tool that has a bad rep.
 
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sup brad? i dont understand all your numbers nonsense but i do understand crazy, and i hear you loud and clear buddy. when they throw you in the nut house i hope its the same one i am at too
 
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Still tackling this big bitch of a thread, but I just wanted to stop for a moment and introduce myself to my new favorite dude @Brad Watson_Miami!

Also I've been looking for an excuse to use this:
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Between your calculator and my longbow, I'll take the longbow.
 
Brad grow up, and grow a pair of balls. I'm fed up of seeing you sentence people, you're just being a petulant child, it's kinda sad to see.

Your theories are contradicting and stupid.

It's becoming clear that you honestly don't want to listen to us, nor do you want a sensible conversation, it's just all about poor Brad and his theories.

You need a lobotomy, and some kind of electric shock therapy to reset that brain of your, because it's definitely rewired somewhere. IT might actually help you in the long run, because the way you are now, you will just die a very lonely and sad man remembered for childish ramblings that were made fun of.
 
@Brad Watson_Miami , have you heard of a book called "The Three Christs of Ypsilanti?" Do you have an opinion on the work of - for example - Mark Dreher?
Hi @Brad Watson_Miami ! I see you rated this old post of mine "Dislike." I don't like Mark Dreher either! I don't think his prophecy had anything to do with causing Osama bin Laden's death - it was just a coincidence. Also, he is mean. He goes around cursing and threatening people on the internet rather than being kind and helping others. I could do without that guy, honestly.

"The Three Christs of Ypsilanti" is a good book, though. The author has a rare gift for seeing things from other people's perspectives, examining his own beliefs, and admitting when he is mistaken. It's a very interesting read.
 
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Brad man up, you're acting like a 5 year old who is trying to get revenge because he didn't get what he wanted. When you're an adult, you have to face up to things and listen to people. All this negativity isn't very good for your karma is it? And you're just showing yourself up, not us by doing so.
 
@Brad Watson_Miami , you do realize that your petty ratings are reversed immediately, meaning that while they linger on our posts here in the form of a lone DISLIKE or DISAGREE, they aren't counted towards our profile. This means that they have no effect. You're wasting your time reading through the thread, because you aren't going to address the points of @TM Ambrose or @silentprincess or anyone else who has made a point about your madness. But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Here are my two main questions that I want an answer for:
1. Out of Cain and Abel, which one of them fucked their mother to populate the earth?
2. Are you ready to accept Thor when he dies for your sins at Ragnarok?
 
Brad, I am a member of a religion that says that Jesus and Judas were twin brothers, and how Judas gave his life to save Jesus on the cross. We also believe Jesus continues to do good work under the name Surtur.

What is your opinion on this?

The jesus and judas part was from a recent episode of Red Dwarf, and I felt like using Surtur's name.
 
I should've read this thread sooner.

Hello, @Brad Watson_Miami /GOD/Albert Einstein/Dante! When you are done disliking everybody's posts, I want to know...

Like, you say that Obama is FDR reincarnated, right? And Bush was Hitler or something? And you whipped up a bunch of numbers to prove this. I don't remember, I'm really bad with numbers.

So, can you calculate who dead people reincarnated into? Can you tell me who Kurt Cobain is now?

Can you tell us who is Tupac?
 
I'm pretty sure he isn't "passive-aggressive" or anything, just utilizing an interesting feature he just found out about. He actually rated one of my posts "informative". Also, is it just me or are some people in here getting legitimatley mad about this guy? You're not gonna prove to him that he's insane, because he's either
a) insane
or
b) reincarnated Jesus/Einstein etc. with knowledge that just transcends our minds

No matter which option you lean towards, there's no point in arguing with him. Let's just get back to having a fun time.

Speaking of that, @Brad Watson_Miami , do you still plan on streaming?
 
Brad I was wondering if you believe that everyone is capable of salvation. Do you believe that through god's love and forgiveness even murders, rapists, and terrorists can find redemption?
 
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