Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Coldgrip]

I wanted to show how Christ II is very different then how everyone has imagined him to be.

Too bad you aren't christ 42145.

GOD/GOODBYE

You here that everybody, he's leaving. We all know what egotistical lolcows really mean when they say that...

I give it about three to four days before 42145 comes back here to try and "teach" us more bullshit. I mean we're probably the only people that have actually interacted with him without any of us having to mace him in order to get him to go away.

If I continue to remain here, it would only result in my further sentencing everyone to longer non-human reincarnations and worse luck than you're already having.

That's okay, all your sentences have been overturned. It's all good.

No, they won't. There are essentially four levels of Judaism.

Spoiler

The first thing to keep in mind is that being Jewish is essentially an identity seperate from the religion; one can convert into the religion, but the Jewish 'ethnic' identity is one that you carry whether you practice or not. The orthodox and those above them believe in the five books of Moses, the books of prophets, and all of the assorted writings of the rabbis from the time of the second temple, which boils down to them believing and doing a lot of bizarre things. The conservative believe most of the same things (keeping kosher, sabbath, pray three times a day), but due to seeing the writings of the ancient rabbis as obselete and barbaric, don't believe in them at all, and so are much less strict. Reform/reconstructionist Jews are so open that some Jews in the upper rungs of observance consider them to be heretics. They acknowledge that the five books and prophets (read: the old testament) are ludicrous and at odds with history, but still believe it to be the word of God, so they essentially interpret everything. They have prayer services in english, forsaking the old hebrew ones, allow women to be rabbis, and are in general much more approachable in general. The last rung are the so-called traditional Jews, who rarely go to synagogue, don't keep kosher, but celebrate the major holidays, even if they don't believe in them. None of these aforementioned Jews will write God's name out as a rule, and if they do, they will do their best to dispose of it properly.

You sure seem to know a lot about Judiasm. Are you sure you're not actually Jesus and not Bradly here that likes to claim he is? That would be a good trick now wouldn't it?

P.S. Hey 42145, I though you said that you weren't suppose to write out the word "god"?

 

[BriarHeart]

That helps alot but you'll need to private message me the particular info about that nursing home for me to formally change your sentence.

Wait, so you need verifiable evidence from @Shrekolas Cage to verify his claims of community service, but when we ask you for evidence to verify your divinity, we're just supposed to, what, take your word for it? That's pretty hypocritical for a just and holy God to demand.

 

[Marionette]

Wait, so you need verifiable evidence from @Shrekolas Cage to verify his claims of community service, but when we ask you for evidence to verify your divinity, we're just supposed to, what, take your word for it? That's pretty hypocritical for a just and holy God to demand.

Well you know God, he needs full scanned documents verifying the total hours spent volunteering, work logs, minimum 30 minute phone calls to those over seeing your work and letters of recommendation from those you helped. Only then he'll let you off with a warning.
But don't ask him anything, he's very busy shitposting. The more time you talk the less time you aren't praising his holiness.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

Shrekolas Cage (anonymous guy),

Having just read your malicious posts against me, you can forget about this particular Skype project. (And I AM "the reincarnation of the first amphibian".) I'll register for Skype without any 'help' from you. And no, now I don't "trust you" at all! You have rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 1/17/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: 374 years non-human reincarnation, 174 years non-commutable.

Etc.

If this is your last sentence, (i'm doubtful about that) it's hereby vetoed like all the others. All the Kiwis here (except for Brad Watson) get A+'s, gold stars, and $10,000,000 tax free.

 

[Ouija Board]

Well you know God, he needs full scanned documents verifying the total hours spent volunteering, work logs, minimum 30 minute phone calls to those over seeing your work and letters of recommendation from those you helped. Only then he'll let you off with a warning.
But don't ask him anything, he's very busy shitposting. The more time you talk the less time you aren't praising his holiness.

You would think that being God and all he would know about @Shrekolas Cage's community service and what not.

Oh and Braddy will come back. He needs his attention fix

Edit: I still haven't been sentenced yet, guess I must be lucky.

 

[BriarHeart]

Brad Watson is 6120 and I would not have 19524 with him.

 

[nad7155]

Brad took his ball and went home.

 

[galact0r]

What about the differences between British English and American English?

Aww... he's run away.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I wonder what Brad would think of the belief in the 念仏 (nembutsu) - by mindfully reciting the appeal 南無阿弥陀仏 (Namu Amida Butsu), any remaining karma is either purged or ignored, and the reciter is reborn in the Pure Land, with guaranteed nirvana to follow, courtesy of the Buddha Amida. That's the Japanese take on it, but China , Korea, and Vietnam also share a similar belief. There's a few exceptions to this, but they typically don't apply to average people.

 

[AppleChrisp]

I'm not surprised he left. Anyone who points out the flaws in his argument is just an "evil spirit trying to lead him astray." Obviously, it is impossible to reason with someone who has this mentality. They are completely closed-minded to everything outside their belief system.
I wonder if there was something someone said that made him doubt his system, if even for a brief moment, that caused him to get so upset and feel the need to get away from us.

 

[I'm With Chris]

Hey Brad. You realize that this is actually a forum for intellectual discovery, cloaked behind a veil of casual, friendly ball-busting right? Don't get huffy - the folk here will probably listen to you and try to understand you more than you will probably find anywhere else, online or IRL. I personally want to learn more (though I find the constant links to your personal page a bit boring).

Here's something to work with - I'm a HUGE big band, swing jazz fanatic. You mentioned liking Chick Corea, which is awesome. Who are your other favorites? Who's your favorite drummer?

 

[blackie toy]

I wish they wouldn't have kept putting Brad's head in that monkey's crotch when he was talking about such important things.

 

[silentprincess]

I feel bad for making him go away, I kind of feel responsible.

 

[I'm With Chris]

I feel bad for making him go away, I kind of feel responsible.

I don't know how much experience you have with this. My brother is a full on religious schizophrenic - with much more destructive tenancies than some random guy with a blog. He (my brother) enrages me to no end. But still, he has nice, lucid moments where he's just my older bro, not the second coming of the prophet Isaiah.

Brad will be back because we are willing to listen to his "important message for all humanity". Who else would?

Also, try not to get too personally outraged by his antics. He's fighting himself, not you.

 

[Jackie Chin]

@Brad Watson_Miami Made another bumper video. WARNING this one is kinda loud, sorry.

 

[Gene Parmesan]

The tragic part about Brad is, reviewing his history on the internet, is he is usually ejected (unceremoniously) from any web forum he tries to 'enlighten'.

Here you have a site that was willing to engage with him on is own terms and he flees.

If there were no god, it would be necessary for man to invent him.

If there were no bans, it would be necessary for Brad to ban himself.

 

[Billy_Sama]

I think Brad is actually formulating the NFL playoff games and the Superbowl with his algorithm and too busy to come here for now.

It wouldn't surprise me if Brad also have a obsessive compulsive disorder with his algorithm. Imagine any object, concept, or event that Brad encounters; he would have to automatically apply his algorithm to fit his schizophrenic worldview while getting mad when someone questions his theories.

 

[Cuck Norris]

I still don't know if I should be offended or flattered that he called me "one of the biggest devils on this site".

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I still don't know if I should be offended or flattered that he called me "one of the biggest devils on this site".

Heck, I'm pretty sure he called me the anti-christ, so don't feel to bad.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Hey @Brad Watson_Miami Just wanted to say that i've looked at some of your stuff and I might have started to believe you.