Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,602
Russ might be reconsidering his One-Star Crusade to Dissuade.

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Read the Farms, went straight to Quora to get an answer that supports him and proves us wrong? It didn't seem to enter his misshapen head that people might think *he's* in the wrong.

Countdown to Russ either chimping when replies don't support him, or deleting the question altogether........
 
Russ tries to bring hookers into a boring spergy debate about Kamala Harris.

Gets completely ignored.

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I'm still convinced that the 1-staring is a hold over from his childhood when he could star reeeeeing and crying about discrimination and everyone would rush to placate him. He's going to tell the teacher and everyone else that you were a big meanie poopie to him, and you did it because he's disabled, and then you'll be in big trouble and everyone will hate you! So do what Russ wants or ELSE!

Sure, it hasn't worked in years, but he's too 1) stupid, 2) lazy and 3) narcissistic to change, so he'll keep doing it until it works again like it's supposed to.
 
No matter what people answer to that question, he will fully believe he is justified in spamming one star reviews. He totally ignored all of the answers about whether flowers and a scrapbook counted as a “gift.”

His mind is truly an amazing thing, just not in the way he sees it. He has no concept of consequences for his own actions and every time he doubles down and gets double shit in return, he just gets more unhinged.

He will never work another paralegal job. Even if he DFE’d he’s just got too much of an internet footprint. If the farms didn’t exist he would still be fucked because he’s just such a sperg that he has smeared his name on all social media platforms.
 
No matter what people answer to that question, he will fully believe he is justified in spamming one star reviews. He totally ignored all of the answers about whether flowers and a scrapbook counted as a “gift.”

His mind is truly an amazing thing, just not in the way he sees it. He has no concept of consequences for his own actions and every time he doubles down and gets double shit in return, he just gets more unhinged.

He will never work another paralegal job. Even if he DFE’d he’s just got too much of an internet footprint. If the farms didn’t exist he would still be fucked because he’s just such a sperg that he has smeared his name on all social media platforms.

His own retarded reviews where he harasses everyone unfortunate enough to encounter him would ruin his reputation by itself if Kiwi Farms ceased to exist tomorrow.
 
I love his one star reviews, he is absolutely desperate for some kind of revenge and the best he can come up with is this. Seems he's especially pissy about this particular firm because he couldn't resist going back to add more bullshit:

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Entitlement levels are off the charts. He just wants a good job, and it's your duty to provide him one. There is no excuse for not hiring Russell, and if you don't comply with his demands he will sock you right in the SEO! That line at the end, about how a business treats "their" people, makes it clear from the moment he hits submit he considers himself to be hired, and that's why he takes these interviews so personally. In his mind he's clearly the best candidate, he's basically already part of the team, and cancelling the interview is the same thing as firing him. This post alone is enough to get his next interview cancelled, and the fact that is lost on him is why I love him. Looking forward to the one star crusade!
There's a lot of that at my place right now. And most of the arguments are always from entitled snowflakes who were at the bottom of the barrel. It's just a shame people might use those as indicators instead of thinking "maybe this place is not that bad BECAUSE they didn't hire/promote this dipstick."

Also, random thought, Russ does everything on his phone, right? He's mentioned he can't move his eyes left to right. That must make using a computer screen really difficult. That's got to severely limit his abilities in any office job.
 
I wonder how an interview with Russ goes?

"What's your greatest weakness?"
"I have no weakness I am perfect"

"Have you ever been at fault for a termination"
"Never, I am constantly discriminated against"

"Tell us about a time you had a conflict at work and how you resolved it"
"I quit and tried to sue"

The only jobs he can get are ones that don't Google so they can claim they didn't know they hired a child molester
 
This is just typical Greer.
That patronising "One star for you, Desarae". Bad dog, no biscuit. Of course he's talking down to a woman who turned him down.

And that weird argumentum ad populum - "As they say, you know a good or bad business by how they treat their people". Who even says that?

Russel, they just googled you and saw the shit like this you post, of course they cancelled. But can you imagine his application forms? Sweat, drool and plight-saturated, crumpled and stained, with that spasticated signature scribbled on.
I would absolutely kill to see his resume. I bet it is the most autistic document in existence. If he sends paper copies to these companies then you know they've been crumpled in his little carrier bag. God, please, let someone leak his resume. Even the cover letter would be amazing.

He must be one of the last to realise that online behaviour is generally investigated by potential employers.
He absolutely doesn't get that yet. In his pea brain he sees all of his behavior as appropriate and it's only us nasty, mentally ill trolls who are in direct contact with literally every law firm or office in Salt Lake City that are keeping him from getting hired. Or it's the old muh disabilituh chestnut.
 
Russ didn't even know who "big Willie" was before yesterday.

And he probably still doesn't... a lawyer who's defended sex workers and decriminalized happy ending massage parlors in SF.
I think that's what makes this so funny to me. In true Rusty fashion there is someone he could consider an ally, but he's a saggy pants thug so that's a no go. Not only that, but Rusty has proven over the years that he doesn't truly want allies in his quest for bought and paid for snatch. Remember that disabled guy that offered and Rusty was like fuck off?
 
It really is mind-boggling that he does this. Every time he leaves a bad review because a company refused to either interview or hire him, he's informing anybody who reads it of what a stupid, petty, entitled little asshole he is, and how the firm being "reviewed" was totally justified in rejecting him.

AND HE JUST DOESN'T GET IT. He honestly believes others will think, "How terrible and unfair, that this law firm didn't hire this guy, or cancelled their interview! He put in 100% effort, after all!" And I'm sure he honestly believes someone in charge at the firm in question will read his review and feel guilty and ashamed for not hiring him--rather than staring at it in stunned disbelief for a minute before bursting out in laughter at what a complete fucking moron this Russell Greer dude is, and flagging down colleagues in the hallway to come take a look.

I swear, it's just un-fucking-believable how his mind works. You can't write fiction like this, because nobody would believe it. But here he is.
The most insane thing about it is that leaving these bad reviews actually make sure that he will have even more trouble getting hired as this shows a lack of professionalism and shows him to be a person who will create problems at the company, either during his contract or when he gets fired or his contract expires
 
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