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I wonder who lit the bong for her when she used to take fat rips off of it... 
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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bev
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Considering that today's Torrid haul was filmed on May 23rd and her appointment was on June 6th, I'm going to go with the previous speculation that it didn't go well. In the haul, she was talking about how she's actively losing weight, had a plan, and seemed like she fully intended to go to the Pride parade (she, Eric, and Becky bantered for a bit on what they could wear for Pride and specifically purchased items for an outfit). She seemed kinda hopeful and even went out that day. Three days later, they had a Memorial Day celebration, some time between there, she ate a box of Japanese snacks and inhaled cream cheese.
Nevertheless, as we already know, she never went to Pride. Instead, she ballooned and possibly got a bariatric bed. I'm sure we'll hear about Victimlynn's trip to Becky's psychiatrist, but we won't hear about the doctor for several weeks because it didn't go how she wanted it to.
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A general thought just came to me...how do you not feel bad about yourself, when your girlfriend cheated on you with a refrigerator?? Like that’s when you know you done fucked up your life.
bev
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I mean, you don't love yourself to 600lbs.
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I think Amber's problem is that she loves herself too much. She deserves a treat, then another one, then dinner #3.
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She still thinks shes hot shit at 600 lbs, she can't keep her eyes off herself. She deserves all the pleasure in the world and any discomfort is undue punishment to herself. I've actually enjoyed watching her features melt into the ever growing mound of fat she calls a face over the years. Her outside matches her inside more and more as time goes on.
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Plot twist, Dana and Destiny also get picked for Family by the Ton. Everyone gets skinny except Amber.
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If this ends up being how amber dies I think I would honestly die from laughter.
I can see it now...
Becky lights a firework, the one joy Amber will allow her butler this year. She smiles in childlike delight as the sparks dance before her eyes, like fireflies over the toxic lake. She licks her lips in growing anticipation as the fuse burns down. Soon the noise and lights will burn away her misery for just a fleeting moment.
But then it all goes wrong.
"TWINKIE STORR NOOO!!!" Screeches Amber as the dog races towards the firework. Twinkie knows what must be done. Now is the chance. She is a good dog. She must end the monster.
Twinkie turns her little legs as fast as she can, rotates around her salvation to get into position, and knocks the firework down. Aimed straight at Amber.
Becky watches on in confused bewilderment at the situation. Eric mumbles something about this being bad. Rickie stares on in quiet hope. While Amber flails and screams for someone to help her get up, but it's too late. The stars have aligned and death always gets his gorl.
FIZZ! THUNK! SQUELCH!
Amber screams in pain and terror, her eyes widening as she realizes it has stuck in one of her many layg folds. The end has finally come.
Sssssss...... BANG!
And thus ends the story of Amberlynn Reid.
But then it all goes wrong.
"TWINKIE STORR NOOO!!!" Screeches Amber as the dog races towards the firework. Twinkie knows what must be done. Now is the chance. She is a good dog. She must end the monster.
Twinkie turns her little legs as fast as she can, rotates around her salvation to get into position, and knocks the firework down. Aimed straight at Amber.
Becky watches on in confused bewilderment at the situation. Eric mumbles something about this being bad. Rickie stares on in quiet hope. While Amber flails and screams for someone to help her get up, but it's too late. The stars have aligned and death always gets his gorl.
FIZZ! THUNK! SQUELCH!
Amber screams in pain and terror, her eyes widening as she realizes it has stuck in one of her many layg folds. The end has finally come.
Sssssss...... BANG!
And thus ends the story of Amberlynn Reid.
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ihavent_ee_uhn
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She is just 572 remember? She just looks like she passed 600 because of some swelling.
Very eager to see how much she has swollen while losing a few elbees.
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The first video above (almost 5 years to the day) is freaky. She still had a normal face, eyebrows and regular non-shelf looking cleavage. Now her face is about the width of her shoulders and the blue-speckled bra is "lidurally" holding on by a string. But some things never change: the bra is ever present and foster care was a "situation".
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I spotted that bra in a video from 2014, when she was 370 lbs. 200 lbs later the bra is still going strong. The true star of this freakshow.
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That bra is the answer to the paradox "What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?'
When Hamber gets real desperate she can use it for some creative new content
"Watch Me Soak My Old Bra!! (DISGUSTANGG)"
Whatthefuck
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I kind of want to know what brand that bra is. She has hung in hardcore. Whatever manufacturer made it needs a fucking award.
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I kind of want to know what brand that bra is. She has hung in hardcore. Whatever manufacturer made it needs a fucking award.
There's gotta be a military application for that technology.
Whatthefuck
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She thinks she's being clever fucking around with the timeline, but jokes on her. We're autistic enough to figure it out for the most part. She did that super stupid reaction inception vid more recently than any of this absolute shit she's shlocking all over the internet. She's still fucking massive, not only massive, but visibly bigger. That stupid ass vid of her reacting to herself, that was likely done the same day or the next because remember her smugly saying she had reacted to another video, but she thought she'd be slick and not say who? She was fucking massive there, too. This bitch hasn't lost an elbee and I'm convinced she is coming after me personally because I had her hitting 600 elbees in July in the poll. We knew this bitch done been 600 elbees, but she's fucking me up because she won't admit it.
Hamber, just show your layyyyygggssss.
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The ultimate weapon versus the perfect shield. No winner so far.
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no doubt it's been said before, but this is something i have been noticing over the past few weeks.
amberlynn not only looks visibly bigger, but her face looks so much worse. this is from her "here's your white noise vid a few days back.
yeah, we know she's fat, we know she isn't that pretty, we know her bone structure isn't good, but what i'm talking about is how she generally looks dreadful these days. her face shape is virtually lost save for her unfortunately wide cheekbones, her tiny thin lips are shadowed by her really off-putting nasolabial folds caused by her huge pouchy cheeks, and her second chin has truly swallowed up her first one. but it's not only that she's gained more weight in her face, she looks visibly unhealthy- haggard, tired. there's also something about her mouth that has always really bothered me. it's her mouth for me that makes her face so punchable. obviously amberlynn isn't the picture of health but in her past few videos she's looked really bad, and i still can't put my finger on exactly what it is.
when i was catching up on the thread someone said the same thing i'm about to say: becky has the most infuriating face. huge red face, lank unstyled hair, enormous double chin. she's gross.
amberlynn not only looks visibly bigger, but her face looks so much worse. this is from her "here's your white noise vid a few days back.
yeah, we know she's fat, we know she isn't that pretty, we know her bone structure isn't good, but what i'm talking about is how she generally looks dreadful these days. her face shape is virtually lost save for her unfortunately wide cheekbones, her tiny thin lips are shadowed by her really off-putting nasolabial folds caused by her huge pouchy cheeks, and her second chin has truly swallowed up her first one. but it's not only that she's gained more weight in her face, she looks visibly unhealthy- haggard, tired. there's also something about her mouth that has always really bothered me. it's her mouth for me that makes her face so punchable. obviously amberlynn isn't the picture of health but in her past few videos she's looked really bad, and i still can't put my finger on exactly what it is.
when i was catching up on the thread someone said the same thing i'm about to say: becky has the most infuriating face. huge red face, lank unstyled hair, enormous double chin. she's gross.
Whatthefuck
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All of this, yes. Hamber is becoming painful to look at. It sets off some kind of primeval instinct to shy away from something inherently unhealthy. It's funny, being a bit fuller figured is considered a trait of beauty and prosperity in some cultures and, indeed, even in western culture for a good long time. It meant your family had means and goods and were prosperous. However, these "ladies" take that and make it into something it never was. Being pleasantly plump is just that. It's having soft curves in the right places and still having a fucking jawline. Big, like this big is not beautiful and never has been. It's disgusting and I'm not talking about her weight specifically, but what it represents. It's gluttony and excess. There are people literally starving and here are these two water buffaloes. That's what's gross. There is no biological reason for either of them to be the size of Goodyear Blimps, but here we are and we're the assholes for pointing that out.