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[WogglebugLover]

Film Connection Ltd will not make your movie unless you pay for it yourself. How has Simeon determined you will do that?

He has said he has plans to get financiers interested in funding my project. He also seems optimistic my movie novelizations will sell excellently once they are published and so I'll have some way of helping out the financing myself with them.

 

[Miss Misery]

He has said he has plans to get financiers interested in funding my project. He also seems optimistic my movie novelizations will sell excellently once they are published and so I'll have some way of helping out the financing myself with them.

But I thought you weren't selling the novelizations until after the movie was made. And what are his plans to get people to finance the film?

 

[WogglebugLover]

But I thought you weren't selling the novelizations until after the movie was made. And what are his plans to get people to finance the film?

I have to sell the novelizations before the movie is made to help the producers and financiers be optimistic about my movie, SImeon says. And I'll have to ask him what his other plans are.

 

[Total Dingus]

Okay. But yesterday I at least had to pay him $300 because he was in need of it for his school fees.

This is not your problem, and even MORE of an indication that this is a scam. A real "freelancer" or whatever he's saying he is doesn't tell you about the expenses in their life; they stick to business. He is a liar and I'm sorry that this is happening to you.

Also, FYI, Western Union is the #1 payment method of scammers. Another GIANT red flag.

 

[8777BB5]

Okay. But yesterday I at least had to pay him $300 because he was in need of it for his school fees.

@WogglebugLover YOU ARE NOT HIS WIFE OR HIS PARENT, THEREFORE YOU SHOULD NOT BE FUNDING HIS SCHOOL FEES.

You know I'm almost convinced that you're trying to reverse troll us because you're being almost as stupid Chris "I live at 14 Branchland Court" Chandler. If you want to troll the Farms by claiming you're in love with a Nigerian Scammer, you can stop now because you've done a good job and if you continue you're going to cause more and more people to leave the thread. If on the other hand you are being stupid enough to give an obvious scammer 300 dollars for school fees all I can say is I really hope your mother/authority figure puts a stop to it because you are going to get hurt in the long run

 

[WogglebugLover]

I am NOT in love with him.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Can you make him breathe fire?

If you give him six arms and a gun, I'll Western Union you $1,250.

I'll work them into an anti-drug theme where Wogglebug hallucinates vividly after consuming psychedelic mushrooms.
I know putting major amounts of effort into lolcow related projects is turbo autisic and my claymation sucks anyway but now the idea is so funny to me that I want to make it.

 

[Trombonista]

I am NOT in love with him.

Yeah, yeah, we all know you only have eyes for the Wogglebug.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Can someone get me up to speed as to what is going on right now?

 

[TurboNAS]

You can lead a horse to water but you can't stop the Wogglebug train from crashing into a brick wall.

We've made our case. Please keep us updated on how things are progressing with Simeon and the novelization of your movie (followed by a second movie).

Out of curiosity, in rough numbers how much did you make for the illustrated Wogglebug book? Do you plan on selling that again?

 

[WogglebugLover]

Out of curiosity, in rough numbers how much did you make for the illustrated Wogglebug book? Do you plan on selling that again?

My three picture books and three novels, which are all Oz related haven't quite made $50 total in sales likely due to my lack of advertising in the past. And CreateSpace has gone away now and I still have to receive my royalties in checks due to not having a bank account so I don't know if anymore have been sold since then. But just so everyone knows they are all still available at Amazon if you care to look me up.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Imagine being Simeon Hutu-Undewelele, sitting around a barbeque on a sweltering night with your fellow Nigerians, watching a 540p bootleg of Who Killed Captain Alex projected onto the wall of a house. You all share stories about your various online grifts, as is tradition. Ete Abeni, your brother-in-law, has a Canadian "wife" who sends him $30 a month - $30! That's enough to pay his rent for the month. Another man you're not familiar with outdoes him by telling of the time he tricked a Dutchman into wiring $200 for a transfer fee. $200...that'll buy you a small piece of land in Nigeria. Finally, it is your turn. You put your bottle of Nigerian Star One Lager down on the dirt floor, grinning from ear-to-ear before you even begin speaking. "My brothers, let me tell you a story about a giant cockroach film I'm producing." Life is good.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

My three picture books and three novels, which are all Oz related haven't quite made $50 total in sales likely due to my lack of advertising in the past. And CreateSpace has gone away now and I still have to receive my royalties in checks due to not having a bank account so I don't know if anymore have been sold since then. But just so everyone knows they are all still available at Amazon if you care to look me up.

Look on the bright side, you only need to make $99,950 more dollars in book sales to make the lies you paid a Nigerian scammer $1,250 to write for you valid.

 

[WogglebugLover]

@Rabbit Bones For the record I never told Simeon to put that lie in the business plan.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

@Rabbit Bones For the record I never told Simeon to put that lie in the business plan.

No, you just read the lies he wrote and asked where you should send the money to. You're trying to swindle legit companies out of money to fund your vanity project with what you know are falsehoods. I think some part of your re.tarded lizard brain knows you're never going to get the ten million dollars you think you deserve based on $50 of book sales over how many years? So you were perfectly content with playing along with him.

 

[gummy]

Have you actually read the business plan you paid that pretty penny for? Because most of the stuff in it is pretty ridiculous.
Why should I invest in a Wogglebug movie? Because... It'll boost the GDP of the United States!
Sorry, what?

 

[WogglebugLover]

Have you actually read the business plan you paid that pretty penny for? Because most of the stuff in it is pretty ridiculous.
Why should I invest in a Wogglebug movie? Because... It'll boost the GDP of the United States!
Sorry, what?
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Most of it I didn't actually read.

 

[gummy]

Most of it I didn't actually read.

Why...?

 

[WogglebugLover]

Why...?

I didn't feel the need. It was for the production companies to judge.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Why...?

Because she's a naive fucking idiot who's complacent to let any rando who pays her the slightest bit of positive attention take the helm. I have no idea how you can be obsessed with an idea and completely passive towards it at the same time, but she manages it.