Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,622 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,522
Honestly, why even bother wearing a bra, just cover up with a cardigan on camera since you love them so much. Her boobs will just look like another roll on her body anyway. If I weighed 600lbs wearing a bra would be the least of my concerns, let those flesh blobs fly 🦅
 
Honestly, why even bother wearing a bra, just cover up with a cardigan on camera since you love them so much. Her boobs will just look like another roll on her body anyway. If I weighed 600lbs wearing a bra would be the least of my concerns, let those flesh blobs fly 🦅
Well, it's not like she needs it for support. That what the first shelf on her torso is for.
 
Honestly, why even bother wearing a bra, just cover up with a cardigan on camera since you love them so much. Her boobs will just look like another roll on her body anyway. If I weighed 600lbs wearing a bra would be the least of my concerns, let those flesh blobs fly 🦅
No way. We have to find out what the limits of that bra are, or if it has any.

Seriously, how many bras can still be worn after gaining 200 lbs? Hell, how many bras can still be worn after gaining only a dainty 50 lbs?
 
Honestly, why even bother wearing a bra, just cover up with a cardigan on camera since you love them so much. Her boobs will just look like another roll on her body anyway. If I weighed 600lbs wearing a bra would be the least of my concerns, let those flesh blobs fly 🦅

Maybe it has already fused with her body 🤔
 
no doubt it's been said before, but this is something i have been noticing over the past few weeks.
amberlynn not only looks visibly bigger, but her face looks so much worse. this is from her "here's your white noise vid a few days back.

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yeah, we know she's fat, we know she isn't that pretty, we know her bone structure isn't good, but what i'm talking about is how she generally looks dreadful these days. her face shape is virtually lost save for her unfortunately wide cheekbones, her tiny thin lips are shadowed by her really off-putting nasolabial folds caused by her huge pouchy cheeks, and her second chin has truly swallowed up her first one. but it's not only that she's gained more weight in her face, she looks visibly unhealthy- haggard, tired. there's also something about her mouth that has always really bothered me. it's her mouth for me that makes her face so punchable. obviously amberlynn isn't the picture of health but in her past few videos she's looked really bad, and i still can't put my finger on exactly what it is.

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when i was catching up on the thread someone said the same thing i'm about to say: becky has the most infuriating face. huge red face, lank unstyled hair, enormous double chin. she's gross.

I want to punch Becky every time I see her face. Her stupid crooked face!
 
That particular poster is almost as delusional as Amber. She thinks because she's lost 150 lbs, she's a dainty "overweight" and doesn't want to hear about losing weight helping in her quest to have a baby, not to mention she had to look for a fertility clinic that didn't have BMI requirements.

I mean, I'm no fertility expert, but it would seem logical that she might want to try losing enough weight to hit the BMI that's most associated with success, unless she just likes wasting money on expensive medications with no resulting live baby.
It's a good thing that some of the terminally lazy are unintentionally removing themselves from the genetic pool. Can you even imagine a person like this with a live child?
Six months later:
:hambone: "That nurse said muh baby isn't reaching his milestones. He doesn't have diaper rash anymore, I change him every few hours, I don't know what more they really expect me to do."
10 years later:
:hambone:"The teacher said my son is still allegedly failing even though he already goes to tutoring every friday."
:hambone:"The doctor says my son is morbidly obese, but he eats fruits or vegetables at literally almost ever meal!"

That would be a miserable child, with a half-assed, shitty life.
 
It's a good thing that some of the terminally lazy are unintentionally removing themselves from the genetic pool. Can you even imagine a person like this with a live child?
Six months later:
:hambone: "That nurse said muh baby isn't reaching his milestones. He doesn't have diaper rash anymore, I change him every few hours, I don't know what more they really expect me to do."
10 years later:
:hambone:"The teacher said my son is still allegedly failing even though he already goes to tutoring every friday."
:hambone:"The doctor says my son is morbidly obese, but he eats fruits or vegetables at literally almost ever meal!"

That would be a miserable child, with a half-assed, shitty life.
Unfortunately, there are far too many people who treat their kids exactly this way. That's how you end up with Hambers and Chantals.
 
I believe this video just reinforces she is a narc and not bipolar.
So as @SAVE TWINKIE! has said

GO CRY TO SOMEONE ELSE...

Yeah, I'm totally getting Onionboy vibes
in the first minute. Ew
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Honey this is why people think you're lying. So you mean to tell me that a psychiatrist who cannot give therapy gave you 4 diagnoses in a single visit? So yeah either you a lah or Kentucky really does suck.
 
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That snapchat rant right there is a beautiful little window into the real Amber. A rotten cunt.

"I'm tired of living for youtube, Imma start living for myself.
And if you don't like what I post on youtube, and if you don't believe what I post on youtube, and if you don't believe my life and my story.... that's on YOU. That is literally on you."

No, it's not Amber. It'll be on you when the youtube cheques run dry and you're forced to realize that you sold the last 5+ years of your life online for people to laugh at and mock.
 
Those smart enough will understand me.

Her fatchested cleavage line has now crept up and around her neck stump creating a brand new fat fold. We should start naming these things like they do with craters of the moon and planetary features. Congrats on the weight loss, Hamber.
 
It's just more groundhog day. Remember the new year, when she was crowing about how 2019 was going to be HER year, she was going to focus on HERSELF not youtube. She said that in response to all the criticism she was getting for gaining weight, quitting vlogmas, LAAAHs, and as always, shit conent.

She's doing the exact same thing right now. People are calling her out on her bullshit and in response she's "threatening" to focus on herself and not youtube. Bitch I wish you would.
 
yo!
she is directly referencing the thread in this video; she mentions the speculation about her and becky breaking up/the mattress-in-living-room situation.

she complains that no one takes her word for anything and people are always calling her a liar. no shit amberlynn- it's cause you're a fucking liar.

e: clarity
 
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