T. Greg Doucette / Thomas Gregory Doucette / greg_doucette / TGDLaw / fsckemall / lawdevnull / TDot - Super Lawyer, Failed Politician, Captain of The Threadnought, Drowning in Debt

He started a GoFundMe

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He straight up acknowledges it's to join the lawsuit.
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Popehat powerword "bumptious" spotted.

He really really really wants senpai to notice him. :story:

More generally, in fairness at this point he's still one step more intelligent than Maddox as he's decided to attempt monetize the lulz while the iron is hot-ish.

That said I suspect it's going to be really funny if he ever ends up filing anything, and not for him. Let's just call it a feeling...

Edit: clarity.
 
Will Douchette actually pass the Texas bar exam tho? :\

He's betting he doesn't have to take it. Texas can elect to exempt practicing lawyers from other states who have actively practiced law for 5 of the past 7 years, and take a small bridge course. This is of course pure arrogant stupidity. Texas has one of the more distinct structure of laws in the US. While nowhere near as bad as say Louisiana, It's not a place you can just walk into and expect to not get slapped down immediately. My bet is the first Texas court room this clown shows up in he gets read the right act from a pissed off Judge, who will less than politely suggest he go back to Law School and bother to take the Texas Bar. But that's probably me being :optimistic:
 
I’m sure Casey, J Sean, and Andrea are going to love it when Ron tries to bring on Cuck Lightyear to do some heavy lifting for free.
 
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The best part is the end:

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Laywer language. Translation = No charity here, everything for my pleasure.

It will be great. Since the last lawyer (lemoine) entered the defense, MoRon stopped tweeting stupid things. With Doucette onboard... Warm up the archiver.
 
I’m sure Casey, J Sean, and Andrea are going to love it when Ron tries to bring on Cuck Lightyear to do some heavy lifting for free.

Greg is one of those people who makes any team he's a part of less productive. He'll just waste other lawyers time with his exceptional shit, terrible knowledge of the law, and various problems he creates. The MoRonica legal defense team is starting to resemble one of those funny little cars that clowns spill out of.
 
Greg is one of those people who makes any team he's a part of less productive. He'll just waste other lawyers time with his exceptional shit, terrible knowledge of the law, and various problems he creates. The MoRonica legal defense team is starting to resemble one of those funny little cars that clowns spill out of.

Except the clowns keep going in rather than coming out.
 
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