Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[BlancoMailo]

Information I've been given that I personally trust, shows that Mumkey held a grudge towards Burger and in general had a distaste towards him, and if anything, the ABR incident was the best thing to happen for his career.
I have a feeling that if the ABR incident didn't happen but everything else did regarding his channels, we would still be at this point of the downfall.

I'd be interested in seeing that information, the two seemed to have a pretty borderline homoerotic friendship before everything blew up.

I'm fairly certain the pedophile angle is a bust. Mumkey's a degenerate, but he's also bad at hiding things and this would have come up before now.

Meatman's claim of having Liu talking to him in her loli voice does raise a few questions but I'd like to see more before condemning a man to the 'pedo' label.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Jesus he was nearly an Elliot Rodger.
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There's a little bit of Saint Elliot in every virgin's heart.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

The most horrifying part of this whole ordeal is that it seems that Tyler is at least partially aware of the fact that he is going on a downward spiral yet he conciously refuses to pull himself out.

As a former fan this shit has been disappointing

 

[ECLIPSE 6969XXX]

As a former fan this shit has been disappointing

I mean... I'm still a fan, in that this is the most entertaining shit he's ever done. You can't script this sort of stuff.

 

[FaygoFagYo]

Meatman's claim of having Liu talking to him in her loli voice does raise a few questions but I'd like to see more before condemning a man to the 'pedo' label.

There are rumors of there being more this side of the drama, but theres so little to go on it’s basically a nothingburger

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

What's the over under on uncle Alex being based on a real person in Tyler's life?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

....what do boobs feel like?

Bags of sand?

https://soundcloud.com/strchris%2Fbags-of-sand

 

[TardFarmer69]

Is Liu still being investigated by the feds?
Mumkey's "true love conquers all, just like in my Japanese animes" plan probably won't work if the girl he gave up everything for goes to prison for fucking a kid...

I don't think Liu could get convicted unless Dylan actually pursues the case. What happened was definitely illegal in New York, but feds probably have actual child rape to worry about.

 

[BlancoMailo]

What's the over under on uncle Alex being based on a real person in Tyler's life?

Well, if you can connect the name Alexander Patrick Dyer to him, you're welcome to try.

 

[AverageAnimeWatcher]

Come on guys. Are female pedophiles really pedophiles at all?

 

[boku-chan]

I don't get the impression that he's a pedo.
Tyler either likes loli or doesn't care about it one way or the other like most people who aren't obsessed with virtue signalling.
That's not really important--UNLESS it bleeds into real life, that's when someone is actually a pedo. Like Liu.
But this raises questions as to why he goes as far as to see Dylan as an obstacle in his love quest rather than a groomed teenage boy who doesn't know any better. It shows Tyler's own immaturity.

It's more likely that Tyler's self esteem is so shit that he doesn't care about Liu being a pedo or a furry or a furrypedo. On top of that he's not someone with a working gag reflex for the general degeneracies on the internet.
He already knows he fucked up his reputation so there's no need in pretending to be disgusted by Liu now.
It was social suicide to not disavow her the moment he found out she was grooming a teenager. Too late now.

Meatman's claim of having Liu talking to him in her loli voice does raise a few questions but I'd like to see more before condemning a man to the 'pedo' label.

This implies that she's even capable of a "loli" voice. I don't think she's capable of sounding like anything but a teenage boy.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Jesus he was nearly an Elliot Rodger.
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i mean that was common knowledge if you were a fan. i bet alot of people can see a bit of themselves in Eliot like mumkey dose but knew better then not too become him. to bad for mumkey, his becoming the very thing he made fun off for years.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Mumkey literally cannot let Liu go at this point. If he did he'd be admitting that all the bridges he burned and credibility he's pissed away in the last couple months were for nothing. He has to do everything he can to keep her at this point, despite her not even wanting to be there.
This is also why he will never admit that Liu is a completely trash person and why he keeps acting like her being a pedophile is no big deal. It's all psychological self-defense.
If Mumkey actually casts Liu out, it's going to come side by side with a suicide attempt, mark my words.

I'm hoping that same attitude is also applied to any suicidal thoughts he might have. Don't let the audience be right about what would be the ultimate finishing cuckmove, Mumkey

Mumkey thinks his life is a badass tv show

Too bad it's an Ed Wood tier movie instead

Yeah, especially since one of the only ways he could go lower is cross-dressing and troonery.

 

[变性黑鬼]

Jesus he was nearly an Elliot Rodger.
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5 discord messages, 0 facts. Come on, man. "A few steps away" could mean anything. He probably had fantasies of what he would do if he were ER.

Honestly the moment he started telling people he was only with sheepover for money, he lost the sympathy vote. People cheat, people make mistakes, but to lead someone on like you care about them just so you can sap them financially while you bang someone else on the side is pretty fucking scummy. So frankly, he absolutely deserves what's coming to him when this crazy side bitch of his sucks him dry and leaves his ass in the gutter to go bang a kid.

Where did he say this? Are you sure you are not just remembering Meat Man saying this in his video?

 

[Caped Baldman]

Haven't caught up with Mumkeys content in like 3 months. What the fuck have I come back to?

 

[AlexGroans]

Haven't caught up with Mumkeys content in like 3 months. What the fuck have I come back to?

Him cheating with Sheepover, breaking up with her, dating a pedophile furry, and going insane. Expected an hero is by the end of this year

 

[Caped Baldman]

Him cheating with Sheepover, breaking up with her, dating a pedophile furry, and going insane. Expected an hero is by the end of this year

I take it he didn't take losing his channel very well.

 

[A Logging Company]

I'm gonna say Mumkey won't kill himself so long as he has the kitten. If anything happens to the cat though, we can expect an impromptu livestream of him swinging from the rafters.

In a Lets Play now lost to Youtube's purge of his content, he talked about how in college he would practice hanging himself with a belt. Factor in all the noose imagery he uses, if he is going to off himself its probably going to be a hanging.

 

[变性黑鬼]

Just thought I'd post some more of my favorite Mumkey content.

It's honestly a miracle...

that he was on youtube for so long.

This one is not really packed with jokes, but it is rather a very long meta joke where Mumkey uses The Supreme Gentleman's exact views on sex and society to argue why you should fuck traps.

http://mumkeyjones.tv/the-rise-fall-decay-of-mumkey-jones/

In this one, Mumkey plays himself from the current era, post-downfall, in which he abuses Sheepover and considers himself above his fans.


http://mumkeyjones.tv/mumkeys-declassified-guilt-regret-survival-guide/

I consider this one the most Kino of all the Mumkey creations, as he would put it, and probably the highlight of his career. Even higher than Mumkey Jones Stops a School Shooting. He really pulled out all the stops, even shaving his head and putting on old man make-up. I believe this was right before Susan reached out with her bony claw and tore out his soul.



In it, he plays himself from the future, a post-downfall alcoholic. A pre-downfall alcoholic wife-beater Assburger then shows up with a time travelling device, and convinces Mumkey to go back in time to right his wrongs.



Mumkey Jones' fascination with his own death and destruction reminds me of the old existentialist adage that, when we stand at the edge of the cliff, it is not the fall that we fear, but our own desire to jump.

 

[Maltninja]

Mumkey Jones' fascination with his own death and destruction reminds me of the old existentialist adage that, when we stand at the edge of the cliff, it is not the fall that we fear, but our own desire to jump.

I think this is Mumkey's cliff edge. Death by stranglewank.