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new poster here. decided to redraw this with proportions based on the head size and colored it since thats too much work for a paying patron apparently.
Also, does anyone else get the feeling tea's going into nursing so she can work at a mental hospital/psych ward just for the aesthetic? I wouldn't hold it past her
 
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Ghost Boy said:
She is one person I wouldn't trust around sick/healing people cause I feel like someone would die on her watch. Or she'd cross-contaminate.
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Plus nursing is a medical science which requires you to understand biology well and goes against her special gender BS and nurses have to put in a lot of hours and work well into the night and often come home exhausted and tired and are expected to come back early the next day. And that's not even talking about how emotionally and mentally and sometimes physically taxxing it can be trying to take care of patients and hoping to whatever higher power you believe in they do not die on your watch or occasionally have a patient's bodily fluids on you (which is all sorts of fun if the patient doesn't give fuck all about hygiene or is morbidly obese). Especially so if you work in ER or a nursing home and see elderly people who were once so full of life and vitality being reduced to husks of their former selves; it takes an extremely strong willed and minded person to be a nurse and stick to it. Which are traits that tea does not possess. (Then again so do almost all lolcows) I'm calling it that she'll call it quits within the first three months once she sees all of the horrors and how demanding it can be.
 
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Ghost Boy said:
She is one person I wouldn't trust around sick/healing people cause I feel like someone would die on her watch. Or she'd cross-contaminate.
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Munchausen-by-proxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

I know I’ve mentioned Beverly Allet, Jane Topin and similar murderers in relation to Nurse Tea but yeeeaaahhhhh. I can’t remember the names of the lesbian nurse couple who killed patients to prove their love for each other, and I kind of hope she’s never heard of them.

Tl;dr, becoming a nurse because mbp/aesthetic probably isn’t the best idea.

Edit: a two second google https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwendolyn_Graham_and_Cathy_Wood
 
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Does Tea even have a degree in... fucking anything? I can't remember if this was mentioned at all or not. RNs need at least a bachelor's and LRNs need an associate's so I doubt she could do much of anything.
 
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Apologies for changing the subject, but I wanted to point out something really quickly.
Where did the name Young Bitch come from? It says in the description his rapper name is actually Narc God.
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Maybe I'm just being nitpicky, but this seems like a really hard thing to mess up.
 
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tranny2000 said:
Apologies for changing the subject, but I wanted to point out something really quickly.
Where did the name Young Bitch come from? It says in the description his rapper name is actually Narc God.
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Maybe I'm just being nitpicky, but this seems like a really hard thing to mess up.
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You aren't- if she said "Oh this re.tarded soundcloud rapper formerly went by NARC GOD when he first started but after gaining clout he decided to be called Young Bitch" stupid explanation yes, but still better than fucking up your OC's name.
 
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sakuma said:
Does Tea even have a degree in... fucking anything? I can't remember if this was mentioned at all or not. RNs need at least a bachelor's and LRNs need an associate's so I doubt she could do much of anything
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All she has is a GED, I think she has brought up a couple times that she's does go to class(es) but I'm not sure what she's doing. If she is being serious about being a nurse she may just be taking prerequisites before starting a nursing program, but at the rate that she's going I think it's going to take her forever to become a registered nurse, her and bavid are going to be neets living off her dad for a long time.
 
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rich2rich said:
All she has is a GED, I think she has brought up a couple times that she's does go to class(es) but I'm not sure what she's doing. If she is being serious about being a nurse she may just be taking prerequisites before starting a nursing program, but at the rate that she's going I think it's going to take her forever to become a registered nurse, her and bavid are going to be neets living off her dad for a long time.
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Now you’ve got me wondering what Bavid does while Tea’s at class.

None of the possibilities are pretty; I almost preferred thinking of them as just two vegetative deadbeats sitting in a room together all day.
 
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THOTHunterAlice said:
I might be asking too much from tea but: can one of her ass-kissers commission her to do landscapes or a background instead of tumblr special gender brown pastel goth oc #483302496 or at least do more pixel art? Her extremely exaggerated style lends itself very well to pixel art but not to more detailed styles and designs.
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Better yet, ask her to draw a male character who she can't get away with dolling up to look super feminine. She seems to have a bit of trouble drawing men.
I was actually considering doing that at some point. The more out of her comfort level, the funnier it'd be.
 
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Pimpkin Pumpkin said:
Now you’ve got me wondering what Bavid does while Tea’s at class.

None of the possibilities are pretty; I almost preferred thinking of them as just two vegetative deadbeats sitting in a room together all day.
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Judging by the last time i've seen his twitter- it seems all he does is play smash and shit talk about people who have contributed more to society than he ever has and posts pseudo-intellictual pseudo-marxxist communist propaganda without understanding what communism is and the philosophy behind it. I'm willing to bet he has a Che Guevara shirt that he got at Hot Topic or Spencer's which is the biggest case of capitalistic consumerism there is.
 
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ClownCrumbs said:
Better yet, ask her to draw a male character who she can't get away with dolling up to look super feminine. She seems to have a bit of trouble drawing men.
I was actually considering doing that at some point. The more out of her comfort level, the funnier it'd be.
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I want Tea to draw Paris and Lycus again. I like Paris because I think he'd be kind of hot if drawn by someone who knew how to draw men and Lycus is one of the few Tea OCs that's an older man. Both of them are a step outside of Tea's comfort zone, but then they only drew them once and never again... at least give them to someone who can draw masculine characters if you're either not going to use them or you're going to woobify them.
 
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would love to see her actually try to draw a man but here.
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>won't draw armor
>won't draw porn

Excuse me but what? I could have sworn I saw her do a commission of a character wearing armor. Won't draw porn? Bitch, explain Ash getting skull-fucked and Ash laying eggs fetish drawing from the beginning of the thread and more recently, Primrose showing the audience her vagina with an ahegaho. If that can't be considered porn then neither can Debbie Does Dallas be classified as porn.
 
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Of all last names, why Fleischer for Paris? Fleisch literally translates to meat in German. Paris Meater. Dr meat. He's a white German meat doctor whos a dick and his summary is boring. Of course he would flirt with Elliot, because Elliot is a mary sue.

Also I love that "i will only draw complex designs for commissions" statement, because I can't remember the last time I actually saw her draw a complex design. Especially with the Ash ripoff she was commissioned.
 
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jupiter dune said:
Of all last names, why Fleischer for Paris? Fleisch literally translates to meat in German. Paris Meater. Dr meat. He's a white German meat doctor whos a dick and his summary is boring. Of course he would flirt with Elliot, because Elliot is a mary sue.

Also I love that "i will only draw complex designs for commissions" statement, because I can't remember the last time I actually saw her draw a complex design. Especially with the Ash ripoff she was commissioned.
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Probably it could be a reference to his predatory nature or him being a ghoul? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
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