DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pargon]

The craziest part...this wasn't a surprise release. He's literally been planning on playing it. How the actual fuck do you not just go ahead and order it?

I'd imagine it has something in common with the fact that to hear him tell it he gets overdrawn multiple times due to automatic withdrawals hitting (which he set up) for monthly bills (which come, yes, every month).

Only Phil could be blindsided by something that happens every month, which makes me pity Kat in a new and exciting way.

 

[Preferred Penne]

I was curious about Vinny's Pizza and decided to look up some Yelp reviews on it. In my searching I came across this.

Leanna H.'s Profile

Leanna H.'s reviews, photos and other recent activity on Yelp - a fun and easy way to find, recommend and talk about what's great (and not so great) in your location.

www.yelp.com

Some pretty recent reviews on there too.

 

[NeckyTheThumb]

People have been saying for months to buy DQB1 as it's pretty much the same game as 2, and costs 1/3rd of the price (on sale). From what I've read the 2nd one is just a few minor improvements over the first, it's nothing special. I was looking forward to seeing him play it

 

[Kermit the Frog]

I was curious about Vinny's Pizza and decided to look up some Yelp reviews on it. In my searching I came across this.

Leanna H.'s Profile

Leanna H.'s reviews, photos and other recent activity on Yelp - a fun and easy way to find, recommend and talk about what's great (and not so great) in your location.

www.yelp.com

Some pretty recent reviews on there too.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I was curious about Vinny's Pizza and decided to look up some Yelp reviews on it. In my searching I came across this.

Leanna H.'s Profile

Leanna H.'s reviews, photos and other recent activity on Yelp - a fun and easy way to find, recommend and talk about what's great (and not so great) in your location.

www.yelp.com

Some pretty recent reviews on there too.

"This review is more of a compilation of my last 3 visits with my boyfriend."

Leanna has a boyfriend? Ha, Dark has a full time wife who could have been a supermodel and LOVES to cook and clean. Leanna BTFO.

 

[Preferred Penne]

It looks like her previous reviews of the ramen place were before the breakup, so Phil may be the boyfriend in question.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

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YAASSSSSS QUEEENNNN!!!!!
good for her though

 

[OneDaySon]

Dark's biggest mistake was his need for more money and making her get a job. It caused her to see the world outside the DSP bubble, and it caused her to mature and grow up. He should have just allowed her to keep making soap in her office and remain afraid of having a job and working 9 - 5 because she never had one anymore. Then she'd have still been reliant on him.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

It looks like her previous reviews of the ramen place were before the breakup, so Phil may be the boyfriend in question.

Phil and Leanna broke up in April (or early May) 2017. The only previous review was on August 7, 2017 with no mention of a boyfriend. It makes more sense in the 2 years since then she's met someone else and gone to the ramen place a few times with them for the review on June 6, 2019.

 

[OneDaySon]

I like how the reviews are like 80% Italian places until around the breakup and there's no more Italian places and the majority becomes Japanese. DSP living his Italiweeb lifestyle.

 

[HolocaustDenier]

she looks healthier , living with dave must be a nightmare. imagine how loud he snores at night

Spoiler

 

[Noob-Noob]

A tip for the future, BikeMan. If you want in DSP's DMs all you have to do is have some average lookin chick as your profile picture. Fucking instantaneous access.

 

[MoonRocker]

A tip for the future, BikeMan. If you want in DSP's DMs all you have to do is have some average lookin chick as your profile picture. Fucking instantaneous access.

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"Don't spend a lot of time on here?" Fat fuck is arguing with spergs on Twitter all day and at night time during gin time. The fuck is he talking about?

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

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We're now at a point where despite making hundreds of dollars a day, after taking a whole day off to go shopping and eat out, 4 days before a pretty decent Twitch payment, 5 days before another day off to go shopping and eat out, because no one bought it from his Amazon Thotlist, Phil is unable to pay $60 for a game and has literally pre-wagequit a playthrough he's claimed to be looking forward to.

Spare a thought for this poor soul.

"All, some bad news. I'm a cunt."

Reminder that this fucker still gets 460$ per month from Patreon to "pay for his business expenses, like new games".
He could easily just use Patreon to cover all the new games he needs every month.

 

[DSPGouting]

Looks like Leanna stayed in WA then after the break considering the reviews are all for places in WA. Good for her hat she didn't go running back to Mum, shows that she could actually make it on her own as an adult - and wasn't as useless as Dave said. I can't wait for him to read this tonight at some point while Kat is sleeping downstairs

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

Could you imagine the thoughts that creep into his head at all hours of the day? Just pure bile, hate and darkness eating away at you in slow motion as you float through life without truly having joy. If his health doesn't get him, I think one day something will snap in his pickled brain and he will truly lose his fucking mind.

I often wonder if he has existential crisis's, but then I remember that requires introspection. Phil's never gonna change. He's just gonna grow more paranoid and isolated, and die a miserable, lonely old man full of regret

 

[Comma]

And of course he has to lash out at people at 1 AM for questioning the way he's running his business:


(http://archive.li/GpmIL)

-edit- Also came across this tweet:



He tweeted the same thing three times by copy-pasting it into different threads. No idea if the guy is telling the truth or not, but his account seems a bit fishy/trollish (https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=from:EdDantes18&src=typd). But yeah, there you go.

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Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if a fan falls for it and buys him DQB2 before the weekend's over, maybe even before today's early stream. Today's pre-stream should be quite interesting nevertheless.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Okay so Panda didn't move from WA.
Oh gosh I really wonder if she simply moved to the guy she was seeing, who she mentioned on that famous stream.

Also I was bored and did some autistic google maps black magic.
As a point of reference, our starting location is Phil's home. I used her last 4 reviews to get some feeling on her current location, the last 4th location is from 2018 just to note. I feel very safe in saying she lives relatively close to Phil, so close he might see her on his day off.

Spoiler

I could look further into her location if need be, but I don't think we have anything to gain.

Can you imagine him running into her on his day off? Also Panda looks leagues above Kat.

Spoiler: I hurt myself today.

 

[Comma]

Okay so Panda didn't move from WA.
Oh gosh I really wonder if she simply moved to the guy she was seeing, who she mentioned on that famous stream.

Also I was bored and did some autistic google maps black magic.
As a point of reference, our starting location is Phil's home. I used her last 4 reviews to get some feeling on her current location, the last 4th location is from 2018 just to note. I feel very safe in saying she lives relatively close to Phil, so close he might see her on his day off.

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I could look further into her location if need be, but I don't think we have anything to gain.

I'm 99% sure someone posted a very legit looking location a while back, but I can't find it anymore. I'll keep looking.

-edit- Got it. It's in the Kat Speculation thread.

Here, I'll just link the report https://www.dropbox.com/s/6pixf8h7j9e2edh/Katherine_St_Stjean-d9c60139f116a28.pdf?dl=0
. I can run reports on any email/address/phone number too. It's just beenverified, nothing fancy. I have an unlimited report account for business stuff.

So uhm... according to that report, Pandalee lives or has lived about 3 miles from DSP's place (as the crow flies)?

That dropbox links to a report that includes Pandalee's supposed last three known addresses (page 7), including the latest one reported to be from February 2018. If the address is correct, she's living (or has lived) about 3.5 miles directly north of DSP.

 

[Shambler]

I'm 99% sure someone posted a very legit looking location a while back, but I can't find it anymore. I'll keep looking.

-edit- Got it. It's in the Kat Speculation thread.





That dropbox links to a report that includes Pandalee's supposed last three known addresses (page 7), including the latest one reported to be from February 2018. If the address is correct, she's living (or has lived) about 3.5 miles directly north of DSP.

maybe thats why he's been so miserable he finally realized that pandalee didn't actually go that far, and if he had pushed himself a little further he could have gotten up to confront her, apologize for his actions and beg for her to take him back, but the opportunity has passed and phi's stuck with the horse