DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[OneDaySon]

This is a weird one, even in the context of justification. A single person's fast food tab usually runs at least $9. I guess its one of those nuggets of truth he uses to reinforce other lies.

You don't get thrift points for spending less at a McDonalds any more than you get healthy eating points for only eating their salads.

Shows how out of touch he is with life due to his upper middle class upbringing. Its a similar thing with a lot of people who live a rich lifestyle and have to downgrade, they genuinely think they live poor simply because its less money spent from their last way of living. Its the whole "Its one banana, it costs what, 5 dollars?" clip/meme come to life. I don't think DSP lies when he says he lives poor. I think he genuinely believes he's a poor person and this is what poor living is to him, because he can't splurge on fancy restaurants. Spending more than 10 dollars but less than 20 on fast food is in his mind genuinely the cheapest option for fast food and what all people with no money do when they go for fast food. When he says that he's getting the cheapest groceries now, he's not lying, he is, AT Fred Meyer since he refuses to go to Walmart. But I think he genuinely believes he's in the working class band of lifestyle now. Then he goes on about how Kat was making him hamburger sliders and you look on Fred Meyer for the cheapest sliders and they're $7.99 but to HIM that's really cheap! The other ones are $12.99 that's saving 4 whole dollars, can buy another premium burger with that. To someone who's bought the $10 - $20 brand of food all their life, having to downgrade to the $5 - 10 one is like dirt poor for them, they probably can't even fathom buying a $1 - 5 dollar food item. They probably think thats for homeless people.

 

[God's Sped]

He could also stop acting like coolers and sandwiches don't exist and that eating out for an entire day is literally his only option. Don't they go to the grocery store as one of their oh-so-important errands? Name me a grocery store chain in America that doesn't do readymades of some kind. He couldn't stoop to getting a premade sandwich or salad while they're at the fucking store and eating in the car?

See, that's the thing about Phil. No option or alternative you ever present to him for anything he does is viable. It has to be the way he does things, end of, and if you ask him why then fuck you, idiot. Arguing with him is so fucking pointless; he doesn't even get angry except on fairly uncommon days like this. He's just a tremendous, tumbling dickweed.

One better that any college student should know is just buying ramen. You can get a day's worth of calories for about $1 and you just buy some cheap hotdogs or something to mix in for protein. You'd think Mr. Business degree would know this, but then again his parents probably took him out everyday or something during college so he never had to shop for himself considering how long it took for him to learn to do laundry.

 

[Pargon]

One better that any college student should know is just buying ramen. You can get a day's worth of calories for about $1 and you just buy some cheap hotdogs or something to mix in for protein. You'd think Mr. Business degree would know this, but then again his parents probably took him out everyday or something during college so he never had to shop for himself considering how long it took for him to learn to do laundry.

See, the thing about suggesting something like that though is that that's what DSP thinks people expect him to do when he doesn't need to stoop to anything remotely that drastic. Making that argument just lets him say that people want him to eat like he's in the poorhouse which isn't the case. He can eat perfectly fine and even get something that's like a guilty pleasure if he isn't being a fucking sped about it and insisting that he and GirlfriendWife go get $30 ramen bowls or a $50 pizza or what the fuck ever. That's not even examining all of his other retarded spending habits like the oft-mentioned (by me because yeah, I'm still mad about it) $300 headphones. That's ten of those ridiculous ramen bowls. What else is he refusing to compromise on thereby """forcing""" him and Kat to eat fast food for two to three meals a day while they run errands?

 

[GigaOPC]

Shows how out of touch he is with life due to his upper middle class upbringing. Its a similar thing with a lot of people who live a rich lifestyle and have to downgrade, they genuinely think they live poor simply because its less money spent from their last way of living. Its the whole "Its one banana, it costs what, 5 dollars?" clip/meme come to life. I don't think DSP lies when he says he lives poor. I think he genuinely believes he's a poor person and this is what poor living is to him, because he can't splurge on fancy restaurants. Spending more than 10 dollars but less than 20 on fast food is in his mind genuinely the cheapest option for fast food and what all people with no money do when they go for fast food. When he says that he's getting the cheapest groceries now, he's not lying, he is, AT Fred Meyer since he refuses to go to Walmart. But I think he genuinely believes he's in the working class band of lifestyle now. Then he goes on about how Kat was making him hamburger sliders and you look on Fred Meyer for the cheapest sliders and they're $7.99 but to HIM that's really cheap! The other ones are $12.99 that's saving 4 whole dollars, can buy another premium burger with that. To someone who's bought the $10 - $20 brand of food all their life, having to downgrade to the $5 - 10 one is like dirt poor for them, they probably can't even fathom buying a $1 - 5 dollar food item. They probably think thats for homeless people.

It's funny to me when DSP talks about Fred Meyer like it's Whole foods. It's a normal ass grocery store owned by Kroger and has pretty much the same prices and stuff as any other grocery store like Safeway. Fred Meyer's store brands are the same as a Kroger or Ralphs or w/e your local Kroger owned brand is. The only difference is Fred Meyers are bigger and sell clothes, outdoor stuff and home stuff. DSP just likes Fred Meyer because he lives within what to a normal person would be walking distance and he can get everything at one store instead of having to drive an additional 2 minutes to a Walmart or Target. I'm sure even he's not stupid enough to believe it's some local business he's supporting that locally sources their stuff he's just talking it up to people on the internet. He brags about the weirdest stuff.

Also the only Chick-fil-A around where he lives is directly across the street from the Kohls Khet is rumored to work at

 

[PieceofShet]

I predict he will drop the goal and someone will donate 50 subs by the end of the month.

 

[Salubrious]

I think DSP legit just had a temper tantrum because someone told him to go east instead of west, and then said "why the fuck is everyone confused?" and set the controller down for a full minute.

He tried to play it off as a clown act, but I think he was legit pissed because the chat was wrong. He's getting "no definite answer."

Bitch, google it yourself then. Oh I forgot, that's cheating.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Maybe if he didn't spend $60 on Sunken City, a game he wasn't planning on buying, he could afford DQ Builders, the game he promised to play.

But he needed a game to play while waiting a week for DQ! Phil has dozens if not a hundred digital games he could have replayed for the week. Play a racing game and try to unlock stuff. Play GTA and just mess around and have fun. Play an extra session of minecraft. Play Fallout 4 and do stupid stuff. Play Red Dead and try to break the game. Replay some Donkey Kong and try to get all the special items.

There are hundreds of options. Phil chose to buy a game he didn't like. He spent his $60 for DQ on something else and then didn't have the $60.

Kind of like his whole life. He spends his money while he knows he has other things like Bill's and taxes that need that money. He doesn't plan ahead. Every day is a rainy day and he needs to spend that money now.

 

[Comma]

Aaaaand someone donated him enough PSN credits to buy Dragon Quest Builders 2, he just said while returning from break. He'll be playing it tomorrow.

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[Noob-Noob]

Aaaaand someone donated him enough PS4 credits or whatever to buy Dragon Quest Builders 2, he says. He'll be playing it tomorrow.

Called it.

 

[Salubrious]

DSP has 117,000+ Gil. I played the game a long time ago, but that seems really excessive.

He's played this game for 37 hours, and I think he's barely halfway through, isn't he? I don't remember the last time he actually did a main quest mission.

 

[OneDaySon]

It's funny to me when DSP talks about Fred Meyer like it's Whole foods. It's a normal ass grocery store owned by Kroger and has pretty much the same prices and stuff as any other grocery store like Safeway. Fred Meyer's store brands are the same as a Kroger or Ralphs or w/e your local Kroger owned brand is. The only difference is Fred Meyers are bigger and sell clothes, outdoor stuff and home stuff. DSP just likes Fred Meyer because he lives within what to a normal person would be walking distance and he can get everything at one store instead of having to drive an additional 2 minutes to a Walmart or Target. I'm sure even he's not stupid enough to believe it's some local business he's supporting that locally sources their stuff he's just talking it up to people on the internet. He brags about the weirdest stuff.

Also the only Chick-fil-A around where he lives is directly across the street from the Kohls Khet is rumored to work at

He needs a one stop place to get everything because if he doesn't, he'll be all out of schedule. He can get anything he wants at Fred Meyer during his scheduled Saturday shopping time from 1pm - 3pm (and only then as if he doesn't, he'll be off schedule)

 

[Pargon]

Aaaaand someone donated him enough PSN credits to buy Dragon Quest Builders 2, he just said while returning from break. He'll be playing it tomorrow.

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I.e., "I got sick of waiting for one of you ingrates to give me kredditts to get it so I'm just getting it myself".

Keep trying, Phil. Even the Sty ain't buying it anymore.

 

[HerrKlicks]

Another gem during the prestream was him touching on the viewer's choice. He low key set up an additional hurdle where the game can't be too pricey otherwise he probably can't play it.

why am I so greedy?

 

[ZehnBoat]

Another gem during the prestream was him touching on the viewer's choice. He low key set up an additional hurdle where the game can't be too pricey otherwise he probably can't play it.

why am I so greedy?

YOU GET SO MUCH POWER DOOD!

 

[Wing Zero]

Another gem during the prestream was him touching on the viewer's choice. He low key set up an additional hurdle where the game can't be too pricey otherwise he probably can't play it.

why am I so greedy?

So viewer's choice now has BOTH "troll" exclusions and a price limit?

Seriously, Phil, just stop playing games and become an IRL streamer. Your autistic fanbase will still give you money and you can finally stop wasting money on something you have no passion for.

 

[Pargon]

So viewer's choice now has BOTH "troll" exclusions and a price limit?

Seriously, Phil, just stop playing games and become an IRL streamer. Your autistic fanbase will still give you money and you can finally stop wasting money on something you have no passion for.

Watch him demand the "winner" be purchased by the fans, as well.

 

[DankSydePhil]

Aaaaand someone donated him enough PSN credits to buy Dragon Quest Builders 2, he just said while returning from break. He'll be playing it tomorrow.

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You mean phil on the down low bought the game himself with the 200 plus dollars in tips he made this week but had to face the facts that nobody was gonna drop 60 bucks for a halfplayed game stream so Phil just said "Anonymous" in hopes his pay pigs would feel guilty and step up next time. It was his plan all along and funny enough none of pigs fell for this crap. Next week probably towards Thursday Dragon Quest 2 will be a crappy game because of some glitch or bugged game design- Phil logic.

 

[Slander Man]

Aaaaand someone donated him enough PSN credits to buy Dragon Quest Builders 2, he just said while returning from break. He'll be playing it tomorrow.

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I bet Papavera bought it the moment it was available and has been playing it nonstop. Probably already has a list of bitcheers ready to go for tomorrow

 

[Schmeckel]

Sorry for being off-topic and power leveling, but I'm actually in Seattle right now. To be honest I'm in Bellevue for a conference, but I took trips to Seattle Pike place market and the space needle throughout the week. (It's a week long conference.)

I briefly considered going around Phil's haunts (all 3 of them), but instantly thought better of it. In my ideal scenario I would run into piggy at a public place and just, idk, be civil towards him, the same kind of civil that Terry Davis got towards his end game. (IE genuinely civil.) Maybe get an autograph or a pic with me shaking his hoove. I genuinely don't believe in poop touching.

Scenario 2, he tells me to fuck off and LIMBs away, so I tell his backside 'my brother loves your streams! He's always talking about you at the family reunions. Through his voice box. He's a paraplegic. His name is uhh, nihilistic fish? Goldfish? Something like that? Have you heard of him?' Is that poop touching?

Side note, holy shit, Seattle is a fucking hellhole. Nothing but troons and pride flags everywhere. Bookstores with antifa flags on the front display. I was on the phone with my girl and told her about the pride flags everywhere and I think I pissed off my Uber driver. My boss is an ass for telling me I'd love Seattle. At least in Bellevue all they care about is shopping so it's miles upon miles better, cleaner than She-sheattle.

While I'm all for not pozloading my negholep.... There's a morbid side of me that would love to have you take a couple random pics of certain places with an SoK or a Kiwifarmsnlogo in it. (his closest Fred Meyer, whatever fast food places are a block away, and the front gate of the WAkahndo sanctuary, etc) and post them places.

Could you imagine the tirades he'd launch into once someone says "PHIL A DETRACTOR WAS RIGHT BY YOUR HOUSE!!!" and he flips his shit. And when he goes on his "day off" tangent, he'll have to tiptoe around the idea that his regular places are compromised and he has to go OUT OF HIS WAY to do regular shopping and he can't tell anyone where he went.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Watch him demand the "winner" be purchased by the fans, as well.

That would never happen

COUGH*SUPERMARIOSHINSHINE*COUGH