Snowflake Alyssa Waldrop / Vade / Scoutgender / AutisticLeafeon / SpiritLore / Zexper - Kiwi Farms' Favorite Otherkin Tumblrina

[Cosmos]

I remember, last year, some asshole Tumblrite who wandered too close to /tg/ said something along the lines of white dudes not having any cultural significance. Whilst fa/tg/uy and ca/tg/irl brothers and sisters sagebombed the thread, I saw an opportunity and conversed with this bizarre organism from another internet-world. When I brought up the various medical and scientific advances brought about because of heterosexual white dudes, I was told I was exhibiting scientism. When I brought up various marvels brought about through the ages by white people, I was told none of those mattered because colored people suffered due to those advances.

Finally, fed up with the shit (and openly trollbaiting), I brought up that it was white dudes who established empires and brought that new-fangled civilization thing to everyone, for all its drawbacks, and that if oppressing some assholes thousands of years ago was what that took to get here, I figured that was an acceptable loss, and wondered aloud when we would arrive on Tumblr in our cruel longboats and put its inhabitants to the sword.

The Tumblrite stopped posting after that.

That's the hilarious thing. Tumblrettes blog about their seething hatred for white people while living in a society (mostly) founded by white people (as SJWs are primarily from the USA with some from the UK and Australia) while typing on a computer invented by white people and blogging on a site created by a white man. Despite how much they hate white people and see them as colonizing, horrible oppressors, they're all too happy to live off the fruits of the white devil's labors.

 

[Meowthkip]

That's the hilarious thing. Tumblrettes blog about their seething hatred for white people while living in a society (mostly) founded by white people (as SJWs are primarily from the USA with some from the UK and Australia) while typing on a computer invented by white people and blogging on a site created by a white man. Despite how much they hate white people and see them as colonizing, horrible oppressors, they're all too happy to live off the fruits of the white devil's labors.

How surprisingly Randian of them.

 

[lolwut]

I remember, last year, some asshole Tumblrite who wandered too close to /tg/ said something along the lines of white dudes not having any cultural significance. Whilst fa/tg/uy and ca/tg/irl brothers and sisters sagebombed the thread, I saw an opportunity and conversed with this bizarre organism from another internet-world. When I brought up the various medical and scientific advances brought about because of heterosexual white dudes, I was told I was exhibiting scientism. When I brought up various marvels brought about through the ages by white people, I was told none of those mattered because colored people suffered due to those advances.

Finally, fed up with the shit (and openly trollbaiting), I brought up that it was white dudes who established empires and brought that new-fangled civilization thing to everyone, for all its drawbacks, and that if oppressing some assholes thousands of years ago was what that took to get here, I figured that was an acceptable loss, and wondered aloud when we would arrive on Tumblr in our cruel longboats and put its inhabitants to the sword.

The Tumblrite stopped posting after that.

It amazes me that people are still stupid enough to try that shit on /tg/. It's like an Ottoman coming upon the castle of Vlad Tepes, seeing all the impaled bodies, and going: "Yeah, that seems like a nice place to visit!"

 

[fishercat]

The best part is, if you point out that she never posts about the stuff she claims to have a special interest in, she'll scream "I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE MY AUTISM TO ANYONE." I can almost hear the SJW rage.

 

[NanoBlockEnthusiast]

That's the hilarious thing. Tumblrettes blog about their seething hatred for white people while living in a society (mostly) founded by white people (as SJWs are primarily from the USA with some from the UK and Australia) while typing on a computer invented by white people and blogging on a site created by a white man. Despite how much they hate white people and see them as colonizing, horrible oppressors, they're all too happy to live off the fruits of the white devil's labors.

Oh god you're telling me these people live in Australia too? I thought it was just an American thing and I was safe from this sort of bullshit. Have they infiltrated the east coast? I'd rather not breathe the same air as these morons.

 

[DocScuttleButt]

i thought vade wasnt religious

 

[Meowthkip]

You're not sorry, Vade.

You're never sorry for anything.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I remember, last year, some asshole Tumblrite who wandered too close to /tg/ said something along the lines of white dudes not having any cultural significance. Whilst fa/tg/uy and ca/tg/irl brothers and sisters sagebombed the thread, I saw an opportunity and conversed with this bizarre organism from another internet-world. When I brought up the various medical and scientific advances brought about because of heterosexual white dudes, I was told I was exhibiting scientism. When I brought up various marvels brought about through the ages by white people, I was told none of those mattered because colored people suffered due to those advances.

Finally, fed up with the shit (and openly trollbaiting), I brought up that it was white dudes who established empires and brought that new-fangled civilization thing to everyone, for all its drawbacks, and that if oppressing some assholes thousands of years ago was what that took to get here, I figured that was an acceptable loss, and wondered aloud when we would arrive on Tumblr in our cruel longboats and put its inhabitants to the sword.

The Tumblrite stopped posting after that.

Wait, so I'm white and cis, but if I have a mental disorder or think I'm a narwhal, I can be a member of the glorious oppression master race and then nothing is my fault? The fuck am I going to school for? Fuck an MBA, I should just do that. Then, if I fail, it's the worlds fault instead of a lack of effort on my part. Shit, that was easy! Thanks for the protip, Vade.
Seriously, I'm curious if she'll begin to draw a connection between losing followers and turning off anon.
If you're reading this Alyssa, I cannot be more clear:
Almost all of your followers either hate you or find you entertaining, and not in a good way. Stop looking for asspats from the unsympathetic.

 

[VadeFoxkin]

i thought vade wasnt religious

In literature class we are reading The Alchemist, where it talks about listening to omens
According to my official omen diagnosis Vade, even Jesus has given up on you pal

 

[Alex Krycek]

It's bad to be a kin of characters in general... baby steps though Vade.

 

[lolwut]

In literature class we are reading The Alchemist, where it talks about listening to omens
According to my official omen diagnosis Vade, even Jesus has given up on you pal

I've been wondering when I'd get to use this:

 

[Johnny Bravo]

That's the hilarious thing. Tumblrettes blog about their seething hatred for white people while living in a society (mostly) founded by white people (as SJWs are primarily from the USA with some from the UK and Australia) while typing on a computer invented by white people and blogging on a site created by a white man. Despite how much they hate white people and see them as colonizing, horrible oppressors, they're all too happy to live off the fruits of the white devil's labors.

 

[AnOminous]

Wait, so I'm white and cis, but if I have a mental disorder or think I'm a narwhal, I can be a member of the glorious oppression master race and then nothing is my fault?

Better yet, you can even decide you're mentally black, call yourself africankin or even a transnigger (seriously there are SJWs who call themselves this), and you're automatically super oppressed! If any actual black people object, you can call them Uncle Toms. They've just been brainwashed by the Man, man!

 

[Alex Krycek]

Better yet, you can even decide you're mentally black, call yourself africankin or even a transnigger (seriously there are SJWs who call themselves this), and you're automatically super oppressed! If any actual black people object, you can call them Uncle Toms. They've just been brainwashed by the Man, man!

From what I've seen this is less likely to work if you're a White, Heterosexual, Cis male when it comes to SJWs. I identify as a Sinophile (though have no desire to change my ethnicity) and have seriously been accused of "Cultural Appropriation" by some of the more rabid members of that community.

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

or even a transnigger (seriously there are SJWs who call themselves this)

Really? I always assumed these were parody accounts.

 

[Meowthkip]

Really? I always assumed these were parody accounts.

Same.

Though Poe's law makes things pretty murky, especially on Tumblr.

Keep in mind, a lot of people think Vade's Tumblr is a parody account when they come across it.

 

[JEMcG]

Keep in mind, a lot of people think Vade's Tumblr is a parody account when they come across it.

Only to shriek in horror when they find out it's not quite that.

 

[Lurker]

Remember that time her dog fucked up its leg and she didn't feel like bringing it to the vet, but she somehow managed to find a way to drag herself to a CVS?

And also, Vade... Vade, you're not a "nutrition specialist", because that requires having some sort of education on the topic. Working at a fucking petstore does not make you qualified to say anything on the matter. Sit the fuck down.

 

[Rung]

Yeah I wouldn't call Vade a nutrition expert as she binge eats because the flabs hunger and MY ANGST. Plus as a fennec kin she's pretty fucking dumb to think Fennecs eat dog treats. They're mostly insectivores but Vade does eat bugs "because it's gross!!" C'mon vade don't starve out your kin.

 

[asha marbh]

Yeah I wouldn't call Vade a nutrition expert as she binge eats because the flabs hunger and MY ANGST. Plus as a fennec kin she's pretty fucking dumb to think Fennecs eat dog treats. They're mostly insectivores but Vade does eat bugs "because it's gross!!" C'mon vade don't starve out your kin.

Hmm.. well, Valentine's Day is coming soon..

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