Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[WogglebugLover]

Just want to clarify a pressing topic. What the Wise Old Oak Trees had around them were just roots, and I tried to put the roots deeper into the ground, but as I began to animate for some reason they just went up to the surface again. And I didn't make these trees anymore than I did any of the other characters and things I worked with in the animation program.

 

[8777BB5]

Just want to clarify a pressing topic. What the Wise Old Oak Trees had around them were just roots, and I tried to put the roots deeper into the ground, but as I began to animate for some reason they just went up to the surface again. And I didn't make these trees anymore than I did any of the other characters and things I worked with in the animation program.

If they went up to the surface again you should've either:
A) Gone to YouTube to look up videos to see how to make them not do it
B) Removed them from the program because most people will see them and go "he he PENIS!"

You know you really should look up Ed Wood because you would see that you're doing on purpose what ended up in his films accidentally.

 

[TurboNAS]

Just want to clarify a pressing topic. What the Wise Old Oak Trees had around them were just roots, and I tried to put the roots deeper into the ground, but as I began to animate for some reason they just went up to the surface again. And I didn't make these trees anymore than I did any of the other characters and things I worked with in the animation program.

Add some shrubs and other foliage down at ground level to cover up the roots. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qBxCY_vbJWc

 

[Overcast]

Relevant.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Relevant.

The funny thing is that I was going to post that sooner.

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

And also that I have decided I can get far better advice from just about anyone than I can get from any of you.

Who told you to ditch the Nigerian fraudster?

 

[WogglebugLover]

Responses to @Deadpool and @DrainRedRain and @Rabbit Bones

You are not my idea of my biggest fans. I think my biggest fans would just support me in whatever I do. And they would participate in my own forums at my own website. They would prefer to participate in writing contests I personally give out involving Woggie and never even think of making parodies about him and my movies (least of all to just piss me off) and my contests would never involve him being 50 feet tall and breathing fire.

And I am not at all retarded or else I would likely mistake all of you for my true fans.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

You are not my idea of my biggest fans. I think my biggest fans would just support me in whatever I do. And they would participate in my own forums at my own website.

There's such a thing as an ironic fanbase you know. Some people simply enjoy watching third rate products just for the shits and giggles they could get from it.

They would prefer to participate in writing contests I personally give out involving Woggie and never even think of making parodies about him and my movies (least of all to just piss me off) and my contests would never involve him being 50 feet tall and breathing fire.

What you fail to understand though, is that a lot of parodies are rarely ever made out of the things people outright hate. If anything, it seems the least you need for something to qualify as a "parody" is to simply address its strengths while also making fun of its weaknesses. Basically, a parody doesn't necessarily have to be strictly criticism towards a movie.

And I am not at all exceptional or else I would likely mistake all of you for my true fans.

Impressive, now what about all the times you were scammed?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Every morning I get fucked by the sun.

I'm imagining this read in the original "Richard P." Wogglebug voice and I can't stop laughing

 

[Deadpool]

Responses to @Deadpool and @DrainRedRain and @Rabbit Bones

You are not my idea of my biggest fans. I think my biggest fans would just support me in whatever I do. And they would participate in my own forums at my own website. They would prefer to participate in writing contests I personally give out involving Woggie and never even think of making parodies about him and my movies (least of all to just piss me off) and my contests would never involve him being 50 feet tall and breathing fire.

And I am not at all exceptional or else I would likely mistake all of you for my true fans.

LMAO. No fanbase is going to support everything you do. Look at the state of a lot of today's popular franchises. People are getting turned off of comics, movies, anime, books and everything else because of mistakes creators are making. Personally I'm a huge fan of classic Marvel comics. However I stopped following modern Marvel years ago because they started trying to appeal to a vocal minority that doesn't buy comics anyway. No creator is so good they can't alienate their fans, and you're not even good enough to attract fans.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Responses to @Deadpool and @DrainRedRain and @Rabbit Bones

You are not my idea of my biggest fans. I think my biggest fans would just support me in whatever I do. And they would participate in my own forums at my own website. They would prefer to participate in writing contests I personally give out involving Woggie and never even think of making parodies about him and my movies (least of all to just piss me off) and my contests would never involve him being 50 feet tall and breathing fire.

And I am not at all exceptional or else I would likely mistake all of you for my true fans.

So your ideal fanbase are people too stupid to question your crap content? Yeah, you're definitely not going to pick up any fans here. You know everyone on this site, including the well meaning marshmallows trying to give you actual advice (Which you always promptly ignore), are here to laugh at you, right? No one actual cares about your bedbug shit, outside of it's accidental humor and general autistic weirdness?

And I'm not sure a woman who has fallen for a fucking Nigerian scammer is in any position to brag her intelligence to the masses. You are remarkably retarded. Even Chrischan, king of the gullible idiots, never fell for a garden grade African scammer.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

... and my contests would never involve him being 50 feet tall and breathing fire.

And this is why no one participates in these pointless contests, why no one joins your forum and why no one supports your work.

And I am not at all exceptional or else I would likely mistake all of you for my true fans.

You fell for the most blatant, most ridiculous scam that I have ever heard of. This point is invalid.

 

[Overcast]

Responses to @Deadpool and @DrainRedRain and @Rabbit Bones

You are not my idea of my biggest fans. I think my biggest fans would just support me in whatever I do. And they would participate in my own forums at my own website. They would prefer to participate in writing contests I personally give out involving Woggie and never even think of making parodies about him and my movies (least of all to just piss me off) and my contests would never involve him being 50 feet tall and breathing fire.

And I am not at all exceptional or else I would likely mistake all of you for my true fans.

Your biggest fans wouldn't be afraid to give you constructive criticism. There is an objective level of quality you and everyone else need to meet when it comes to making anything, and so far your stuff isn't up to par yet.

 

[Blood Debts]

Made some shitty fanart for the thread! Looks like Woggles wants more of your money, Cynthia!

(gave him four arms because he's a fucking bug after all)

 

[drain]

And I am not at all exceptional or else I would likely mistake all of you for my true fans.

bitch please you fell for a nog scam lmao

 

[AbraCadaver]

Made some shitty fanart for the thread! Looks like Woggles wants more of your money, Cynthia!

(gave him four arms because he's a fucking bug after all)

Christ why

You know she’s going to fap to this

(Excellent skills tho, A+)

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Made some shitty fanart for the thread! Looks like Woggles wants more of your money, Cynthia!

(gave him four arms because he's a fucking bug after all)

Pretty interesting take on the character. That's how I'd view him personally, a bit of a snobby arse, just like from the original story apparently.

 

[WogglebugLover]

You are all so judgmental. This is why you can't be my true fans.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

You are all so judgmental. This is why you can't be my true fans.

Why were you even trying to develop a fanbase over here if your definition of a "true fan" is an outright zealot?

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Cynthia, what counts as oz canon in your mind, just Baum, the famous 40? Newer Oz material?.
Personally "Marvelous Land of Oz" is my fave
The new characters Wogglebug and Jack Pumpkinhead are the best. Always laugh when I think about Jack and the Scarecrow meeting.