Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Capsaicin Addict]

Blob is real high on the body-shaming other people lately. Especially people who totally can (and would) give him an ass whooping. View attachment 843805

For reference, yes, this is coming from the "I can totally bench 300 lbs/Gamers should be more healthy"-albino landwhale. Shut the fuck up Bob.

In his defense (I know, I know...), 9 times outta ten when someone brags about their 'special forces' experience, it's bullshit. So I guess Blobby gets the stopped-clock credit this time. EDIT: Nope, Blobby's still an idiot and I need a good kick in the pants for leaping before I looked.

 

[WutangLee]

In his defense (I know, I know...), 9 times outta ten when someone brags about their 'special forces' experience, it's bullshit. So I guess Blobby gets the stopped-clock credit this time.

Gilliman can actually prove he was a SEAL though.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Blob is real high on the body-shaming other people lately. Especially people who totally can (and would) give him an ass whooping. View attachment 843805

For reference, yes, this is coming from the "I can totally bench 300 lbs/Gamers should be more healthy"-albino landwhale. Shut the fuck up Bob.

Blob should not be critical of other people’s appearance or physique because he’s a basement manatee.

That dude isn’t lying about being a SEAL either, Blob. Most people don’t and if they do they’re ridiculed endlessly like Jesse Ventura. Technically he was in the SEAL precursor but never took SEAL training and people called him on his shit.

Edit: reminder that Bob “movieblob” Chipman is a diabetic, obese, basement dweller with bad political hot takes who makes shit awful YouTube video reviews. If anyone is obsolete or unnecessary, it’s him.

Blob’s body by Crisco ass should not comment on ex-seals who aren’t in service anymore and are in their 50s. Gilliam looks more fit than Blob by far. Let’s see what happens to blob in 10-20 years (amputation).

 

[DogEatDogFood]

I refuse to believe that this guy is a member of the human race

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Gilliman can actually prove he was a SEAL though.

Blob should not be critical of other people’s appearance or physique because he’s a basement manatee.

That dude isn’t lying about being a SEAL either, Blob. Most people don’t and if they do they’re ridiculed endlessly like Jesse Ventura. Technically he was in the SEAL precursor but never took SEAL training and people called him on his shit.

Edit: reminder that Bob “movieblob” Chipman is a diabetic, obese, basement dweller with bad political hot takes who makes shit awful YouTube video reviews. If anyone is obsolete or unnecessary, it’s him.

Blob’s body by Crisco ass should not comment on ex-seals who aren’t in service anymore and are in their 50s. Gilliam looks more fit than Blob by far. Let’s see what happens to blob in 10-20 years (amputation).

After going back and looking Gilliam up, I retract my comment. I've gotten cynical and suspicious about Stolen Valor types and I reflex-jumped. Mea culpa.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Bob's movie criticism can be replaced with a robot that chooses a random number score out of 10.
It would usually be a more accurate measure of how much you'd like it.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob's movie criticism can be replaced with a robot that chooses a random number score out of 10.
It would usually be a more accurate measure of how much you'd like it.

Just make it make rants about the alt-right if the lead actors are women or minorities and ramble about representation if they're white. In between just pepper in the Superior Future stuff. You can automate Bob because he's a cycle.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob's movie criticism can be replaced with a robot that chooses a random number score out of 10.
It would usually be a more accurate measure of how much you'd like it.

You could say the same thing about a 30 minute YouTube video of a farting asshole.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Anyone could kick Bob's useless fatass if we're being honest here.

 

[WutangLee]

I refuse to believe that this guy is a member of the human race

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Well that's just the most bourgeois sounding fucktard comment I've seen come from a lefty in a while. It's near Chris Chan levels of saying menial work is "below" them, and they are entitled to only respectable work that require higher intellectual needs.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I refuse to believe that this guy is a member of the human race

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>a robot film critic
As if that would be necessary to invest time and money to create something completely irrelevant. I hope Bob realizes that such a robot will not exist not because it's impossible to create, but because the effort to create such thing will be a complete waste.

Well that's just the most bourgeois sounding fucktard comment I've seen come from a lefty in a while. It's near Chris Chan levels of saying menial work is "below" them, and they are entitled to only respectable work that require higher intellectual needs.

People like this piss me off to such a degree because they are the most pedantic people on earth. Menial work is below you? Ok then, but rest assured that menial work is far more important for society than whatever the shit you do. At least there is a silver lining to this, and it's the assurance that these dregs will never know the inmense satisfaction and self fullfilment of manual work. Making a table, carving a statue, making knives, fixing guns, harvesting crops, chopping wood... It's hard as fuck, but if you ask any carpenter, lumberjack or gunsmith about their work, most likely they will tell you they are damn proud of what they do. And it shows when you can say "You see that? I made it myself".

 

[Mola Ram]

People like this piss me off to such a degree because they are the most pedantic people on earth. Menial work is below you? Ok then, but rest assured that menial work is far more important for society than whatever the shit you do. At least there is a silver lining to this, and it's the assurance that these dregs will never know the inmense satisfaction and self fullfilment of manual work. Making a table, carving a statue, making knives, fixing guns, harvesting crops, chopping wood... It's hard as fuck, but if you ask any carpenter, lumberjack or gunsmith about their work, most likely they will tell you they are damn proud of what they do. And it shows when you can say "You see that? I made it myself".

Mike Rowe is essentially the anti-Bob Chipman: revering "menial work," disdaining credentialism, funny, personable, an excellent singer, and capable of making cute Gothy chicks with mosquito tattoos visibly cream themselves on family tv programs.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I refuse to believe that this guy is a member of the human race

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He just said the other day food service was more important than blue collar jobs yet you can easily automate shit tier restaurants like McDonald’s. He’s a hypocrite if he’s changing his definition to “jobs that a robot can do”.

 

[Hambubger]

We don't have worry about him practicing eugenics.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

We don't have worry about him practicing eugenics.

He does practice eugenics on himself though. He'll never have a kid with his personality and lifestyle

 

[Flexo]

Someone please translate what this idiot is rambling about.
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Only guys I could think of he's referring to are the RotC dudes.

But they haven't brought up Bob once as far as I know.

 

[Hambubger]

He does practice eugenics on himself though. He'll never have a kid with his personality and lifestyle

I thought it would be from a lack of getting any booty

 

[Flexo]

I refuse to believe that this guy is a member of the human race

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*raises hand*

I'll review movies right now. Scores are proportional to how many humans die in them.

Bob's movie criticism can be replaced with a robot that chooses a random number score out of 10.
It would usually be a more accurate measure of how much you'd like it.

Ok if we're being serious...

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>a robot film critic
As if that would be necessary to invest time and money to create something completely irrelevant. I hope Bob realizes that such a robot will not exist not because it's impossible to create, but because the effort to create such thing will be a complete waste.

Didn't stop us from making hedonism bot.

capable of making cute Gothy chicks with mosquito tattoos visibly cream themselves on family tv programs.

That is... remarkably specific...

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

This MAYO-beast's actual fucking name is BOB?!

Where did they find these people? Behind the diabetes and wal-mart next to the Wawa?

Something tells me that Roybertito's would be Bob's favorite restaurant. Not because of the food, but because of the giant rubber dildos.

 

[Mola Ram]

That is... remarkably specific...

What can I say, she was memorable, as was Mike's awkwardness in being 100% aware that she was into him and being equally aware he couldn't do a fucking thing about it.

Bob would have turned her instantly sterile.