Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[AbraCadaver]

Courtesy of "It's Wednesday My Dudes". What a cow Lucas is!

I don’t know what’s worse...the idea that this man thinks owning more than seven pairs of underwear is a lot, or that he thinks other people somehow make do with about seven pairs to their name.

I’m sure the enormous, stained, yellowing, stretched-out arsebags he definitely does not own seven pairs of are terribly seductive. I bet the teen girls love a man who soils himself whenever he makes introductions.

 

[Rogowski]

There's apparently another group besides SOFALAW where the real faggots go to play.

Lucas' grocery haul. Healthy as fuck, amirite?

He's pretending to be full tankie for i don't know why, maybe cuz of the new girl who's playing games with his head?

You decide what he means by this, I don't even.

Pure, unadulterated, class.

HES MOAR HARDCORE THEN DEMOCRATS YALL

 

[AbraCadaver]

There's apparently another group besides SOFALAW where the real faggots go to play.
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Lucas' grocery haul. Healthy as fuck, amirite?
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He's pretending to be full tankie for i don't know why, maybe cuz of the new girl who's playing games with his head?
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You decide what he means by this, I don't even.
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Pure, unadulterated, class.
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HES MOAR HARDCORE THEN DEMOCRATS YALL
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M8 look at the fukken blocks of CHEESE

i am DEAD. No wonder he’s such a fat fuck. Eating cheese by the block and farting up a storm, all alone in his one tiny bedroom with a govmint nanny to do his grown-up tasks for him and give him pocket money to buy M&Ms. Getting greasier and balder by the day.

Good lord but my pants are just soaked in lady-excitement! What a catch!

I so love that he says “get your own means of support” to women who want to date employed men. Bitch that’s WHY we date employed men, so they can carry their own weight and we won’t have to constantly lend them money. No one wants to date a broke man who’s bitter you hold the purse strings and always needs a fiver from you for this and that. The only reason men put up with that rubbish is because they’re constantly horny and willing to spend money on girls to get laid. We’re not.

Also real actual mature adults have jobs, or so much money that they don’t need jobs. You have neither. You are a giant smelly toddler that the government pays to put in Giant Baby Daycare in a rundown building.

 

[Rogowski]

M8 look at the fukken blocks of CHEESE

i am DEAD XD

He's certainly not fucking around that's a good 3-4 pounds of cheese there.

 

[AbraCadaver]

He's certainly not fucking around that's a good 3-4 pounds of cheese there.

I wish that picture could be a random.txt. No words needed. Just that.

Also those appear to possibly be the 16 oz packages. That’s 12 pound of cheese. Bitch has almost a STONE of cheese in his trolley, my god.

Even if they’re regular 8oz, that looks to be at least six pound of cheese. The absolute madman.

 

[mothman96]

I wish that picture could be a random.txt. No words needed. Just that.

Also those appear to possibly be the 16 oz packages. That’s 12 pound of cheese. Bitch has almost a STONE of cheese in his trolley, my god.

Even if they’re regular 8oz, that looks to be at least six pound of cheese. The absolute madman.

Yup, those packages do look to be 16 oz. From the other items in his cart, his plan is to make burritos loaded with cheese.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

It's funny how the first ones in line to overthrow capitalism and establish communism are also the first ones to he lined up against a wall and shot by the communist regime.

Imagine the intestinal blockage from eating all that cheese. I get the feeling he also has a habit of consuming citrus along with all that cheese. Colostomy bag saga when?

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

It's funny how the first ones in line to overthrow capitalism and establish communism are also the first ones to he lined up against a wall and shot by the communist regime.

Same for wannabe Nazis, anything with easy answers and absolutist solutions tend to enflame the minds of the retarded.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

There's apparently another group besides SOFALAW where the real faggots go to play.
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Lucas' grocery haul. Healthy as fuck, amirite?
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He's pretending to be full tankie for i don't know why, maybe cuz of the new girl who's playing games with his head?
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You decide what he means by this, I don't even.
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Pure, unadulterated, class.
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HES MOAR HARDCORE THEN DEMOCRATS YALL
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Does the fat monger not realise Merika already had a revolution? What a spacca, surely all that rubber cheese will clog a ventricle before too long?

 

[why]

Lucas was already one of my favorite cows, but that shopping cart with 12 blocks of cheese (posted with no irony or awareness, or even a hint that he knows it's not normal) really solidified it.

TWELVE

 

[mothman96]

That's a shopping cart full of gaseous toxic farts.

 

[wateryketchup]

Eating that much cheese is pure American consumerism. In a truly Communist society, half a block would be enough for you and your family each month. Lucas confirmed for proletariat trash

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Lucas was probably shopping for the ingredients to make these bad boys:

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

Eating that much cheese is pure American consumerism. In a truly Communist society, half a block would be enough for you and your family each month. Lucas confirmed for proletariat trash

I find it interesting that literally none of the communist cows understand that communism /might/ give you everything you need, but you aren't going to get everything you WANT. In fact, excessive resource hogging- like he's doing with what seems to be the entire cheese supply of Washington- will usually get you in a heap of trouble.

Fat, stupid, balding, communist and obsessed with cheese.... seriously, is this Lucas or ADF at this point?

Edited because I'm a tard and fucked my quotes.

 

[Da Dude123]

Mooo! Mooo!

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Mooo! Mooo!

Jesus fuck on a stick, he needs to switch to a low sodium cheese. The thirst is real.

 

[aerostar88]

How many people are flooding back to thread because of that goddamn cheese??? Just looking at that picture warrants an emergency room visit. God help us, I don't even want to know what he plans to do with this besides make a nasty burrito oozing a steady stream of cheese.

Anyways this might sound mad at the internet but if those kids fucking with Lucas get a nasty schizophrenic surprise come their way, I certainly won't be mourning their loss. Leave the humiliation of Lucas to the most skilled person to do that-- Lucas himself.

 

[mothman96]

Mooo! Mooo!

Lacie is into tattoos, she has at least 1 that can been seen in the picture. Think that's why he's bringing it up. So the question is -- will Lacie have sex with Lucas if he gets a cool tattoo? How about a tattoo of the word Magic with a sperm next to it. Would that reel in a young ovulator?

 

[Rogowski]

Lacie is also talking about getting a bridge piercing, something I’m sure he would’ve called disgusting as recent as a few months ago.

Side note: How angry do you think he gets at the guys who comment on her shit?

 

[Twrx]

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Next he'll be asking if people will sleep with him if he gets a piercing.