I don’t know what’s worse...the idea that this man thinks owning more than seven pairs of underwear is a lot, or that he thinks other people somehow make do with about seven pairs to their name.
I’m sure the enormous, stained, yellowing, stretched-out arsebags he definitely does not own seven pairs of are terribly seductive. I bet the teen girls love a man who soils himself whenever he makes introductions.
There's apparently another group besides SOFALAW where the real faggots go to play. View attachment 843444
Lucas' grocery haul. Healthy as fuck, amirite? View attachment 843445
i am DEAD. No wonder he’s such a fat fuck. Eating cheese by the block and farting up a storm, all alone in his one tiny bedroom with a govmint nanny to do his grown-up tasks for him and give him pocket money to buy M&Ms. Getting greasier and balder by the day.
Good lord but my pants are just soaked in lady-excitement! What a catch!
I so love that he says “get your own means of support” to women who want to date employed men. Bitch that’s WHY we date employed men, so they can carry their own weight and we won’t have to constantly lend them money. No one wants to date a broke man who’s bitter you hold the purse strings and always needs a fiver from you for this and that. The only reason men put up with that rubbish is because they’re constantly horny and willing to spend money on girls to get laid. We’re not.
Also real actual mature adults have jobs, or so much money that they don’t need jobs. You have neither. You are a giant smelly toddler that the government pays to put in Giant Baby Daycare in a rundown building.
It's funny how the first ones in line to overthrow capitalism and establish communism are also the first ones to he lined up against a wall and shot by the communist regime.
Imagine the intestinal blockage from eating all that cheese. I get the feeling he also has a habit of consuming citrus along with all that cheese. Colostomy bag saga when?
It's funny how the first ones in line to overthrow capitalism and establish communism are also the first ones to he lined up against a wall and shot by the communist regime.
There's apparently another group besides SOFALAW where the real faggots go to play. View attachment 843444
Lucas' grocery haul. Healthy as fuck, amirite? View attachment 843445
Lucas was already one of my favorite cows, but that shopping cart with 12 blocks of cheese (posted with no irony or awareness, or even a hint that he knows it's not normal) really solidified it.
Eating that much cheese is pure American consumerism. In a truly Communist society, half a block would be enough for you and your family each month. Lucas confirmed for proletariat trash
Eating that much cheese is pure American consumerism. In a truly Communist society, half a block would be enough for you and your family each month. Lucas confirmed for proletariat trash
I find it interesting that literally none of the communist cows understand that communism /might/ give you everything you need, but you aren't going to get everything you WANT. In fact, excessive resource hogging- like he's doing with what seems to be the entire cheese supply of Washington- will usually get you in a heap of trouble.
Fat, stupid, balding, communist and obsessed with cheese.... seriously, is this Lucas or ADF at this point?
How many people are flooding back to thread because of that goddamn cheese??? Just looking at that picture warrants an emergency room visit. God help us, I don't even want to know what he plans to do with this besides make a nasty burrito oozing a steady stream of cheese.
Anyways this might sound mad at the internet but if those kids fucking with Lucas get a nasty schizophrenic surprise come their way, I certainly won't be mourning their loss. Leave the humiliation of Lucas to the most skilled person to do that-- Lucas himself.
Lacie is into tattoos, she has at least 1 that can been seen in the picture. Think that's why he's bringing it up. So the question is -- will Lacie have sex with Lucas if he gets a cool tattoo? How about a tattoo of the word Magic with a sperm next to it. Would that reel in a young ovulator?
Lacie is also talking about getting a bridge piercing, something I’m sure he would’ve called disgusting as recent as a few months ago. View attachment 844375
Side note: How angry do you think he gets at the guys who comment on her shit? View attachment 844376View attachment 844377
