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Tyler should put that on his resumë.
Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression
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Tyler should put that on his resumë.
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a fitting end either way
Onion Lover
kiwifarms.net
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Rusty retweeted Mumkey's Patreon post.
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I still think rusty is with mumkey only so he can make a new music video for white girls fuck dogs
Whakko
kiwifarms.net
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I hope this means SOTY isn't dead because it's a rather comfy podcast
Archeopthryx
kiwifarms.net
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It is too early for Mumkey to kill himself. Not until he releases a video of him knife fighting an actual monkey.
I was thinking gorilla or an orangutan but it will be no contest. Both can break him in half easily. Chimps can be accepted but it will end with cannibalism. But with an actual monkey there is this wildcard aspect of it using its tail for a surprise stab.
I was thinking gorilla or an orangutan but it will be no contest. Both can break him in half easily. Chimps can be accepted but it will end with cannibalism. But with an actual monkey there is this wildcard aspect of it using its tail for a surprise stab.
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Mumkey was handed a briefcase with a million dollars in it, then chucked it into an incinerator. This thread is a frustrating read.
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What's the over/under on how long before he pulls a Doug Walker and revives the character he just killed because he needs that damn money?
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I hate Doug but Mumkey wouldn't be as smart as him cause at least with Doug he at least treats his fans with more respect and is more in touch with them while Mumkey is a dumbass.
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He's just worried his 14 year old fans will steal his girl.
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Wouldnt be funny if Digi was the one to pour some sense into his head?
Like Mumkey was watching all the videos about him and suddenly encounters this one were his first real rival shits on him. Thats quite the reality call.
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Reposting his big patron post here in case it gets deleted and for convenience.
Here are the bullet points:
A Paradigm Shift
I'm making a brief return to the internet to make this important, lengthy post. I was going to record a 3rd life update vlog featuring all this information, but I think I'll come across as less crazy and doped up on prescription medication if I do this one in print.
HAVE I LOST IT?
No. I'm actually doing really, really well over here. I'm the healthiest I've been in over half a decade, both physically and mentally. I know my wild Doc Brown gesticulations and drunken stupor attitude in my most recent videos have convinced some people that I'm not well, but that couldn't be further from the truth. I've finally made the changes I needed to make in order to be healthy. I'm seeing doctors about my mental issues, and I'm taking a prescribed medication that balances my brain chemistry so that I'm not miserable every day. I'm not indulging in hardcore drugs or drinking everyday or any of the other bullshit people have assumed. I'm a healthy, happy person now rather than what the projected diagnoses from a hate mob of incels whose entire social lives begin and end on Discord might tell you.
Elliot Rodger's stepmother Soumaya, in a leaked email to Elliot that I featured in my Leak Week documentary, once gave him this piece of advice: "Happiness is a choice, not given." And I think she was absolutely right. For too long I've mistakenly left the power of my personal happiness in the hands of other people. I have relied on my sense of self worth to be determined by other people. But Soumaya is right. I can't let my happiness be given to me by other people. I need to forge a life for myself that I'm happy to live. And that's what I'm doing now.
RETIREMENT PARTY
This might seem crazy, but consider this post my official retirement from Mumkey Jones as a career. Making videos, podcasts, books, and other forms of entertainment are my passion. I really enjoy doing these things, and they make me happy. And for several years now I've been able to do my favorite hobby as a career, and it's been really great for the most part.
But I'm now realizing that the key to happiness, at least in my life, is reducing the power that other people have over me. And this whole "internet celebrity" business definitely creates an atmosphere where some (but definitely not all!) of my supporters feel as though they have power over me. Some of my supporters feel as though they're entitled to my time, friendship, attention, or a myriad of other things just because they give me two dollars per month. And because of this added pressure to make my supporters happy and satisfied, oftentimes to the detriment of my mental state, I am no longer enjoying my favorite hobby.
Thus, I'm going to return to making entertainment as a hobby, and I'm going to seek out my income elsewhere, be it a full time, part time, or seasonal job where I can ideally receive benefits like health insurance. Expecting to have a life long career in the YouTube business is foolish. I've been putting my life and happiness in the hands of a soulless, evil corporation, and I've somehow been surprised time and time again when they've mercilessly and needlessly crushed my hopes and dreams. I've allowed 14 year olds around the world to think they have power over me because they used their mom's credit card to give me two dollars. None of these things would be a problem or would hinder my ability to do what makes me happy if I returned to doing the internet as a hobby and relied on more traditional methods of earning my income.
This isn't to say I'm going to stop monetizing my videos or operating a Patreon. As some of you may know, money can be exchanged for goods and services, and if I can earn additional income from doing my favorite hobby, then I'm not going to stop doing so for no reason. That being said, none of you should feel obligated to support me on Patreon anymore unless you genuinely want to support the content I'm making. If for whatever reason you no longer want to support me as a person or the content I'm producing, then take away your patron pledge guilt free. I would even recommend you transfer your support from me to Asterios Kokkinos since he's been such a great friend to me and I really fucked him over as a business partner.
TL;DR: I'm gonna get a real job when I need to and keep making videos and podcasts and books at my leisure for fun because doing these things makes me happy.
SOCIAL MEDIA
You may have noticed I've been off of social media for the past week, and it's really been great. Many people have suggested that social media is the modern day cigarettes where billion dollar companies are making a massive profit, meanwhile the public has no idea what the health risks of this newfound addiction are because there hasn't been enough research into it.
I'll be perfectly frank: I have been much happier since deleting Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Discord from my phone. I no longer feel the obsessive need to constantly check feeds and messages and comments and updates. Honestly I don't give a single shit anymore about any of it. None of it holds power over me anymore. I'm just gonna live the happy life I've been living in the real world, and I'll post my creations online to the amusement of the people who still want to watch them and still want to support me.
Hundreds of people have reached out to me through these social media platforms to give me kind words of support or to make sure I'm doing well, and I definitely appreciate all of you from the bottom of my heart, but I'm done using these platforms on a regular basis. If something is urgent, you can try emailing me, but don't expect a reply, and especially not one in a timely fashion. I don't say these things to be rude, but rather perfectly honest. My life is happier off of these social media platforms, so I'm going to stop relying on them for validation and socialization.
IS IT KINO?
I fully intended on continuing to record episodes of the IS IT KINO podcast twice monthly, but a few days ago Erich informed me that he no longer wants to be associated with me (not that I can really blame him).
Florian wants to continue doing the show without him, but this one really hurt, and my heart just isn't in it anymore. But never say never. Could the show return as early as next week? Possibly. But my current mindset is that it's over, and I don't have any interest in resuming it.
BOOMER VS ZOOMER
I'm not going to put Asterios in the awkward position where he has to cancel our business partnership in order to protect his reputation, so I'll do it for him. I'm a better fan than friend, and I'm a better friend than business partner. Go listen to The Loudest Podcast instead, it's a great show and Siracha is a funnier comedian than me.
FINAL THOUGHTS
In the next few days I will update my Patreon pledge tiers to reflect these new changes. I don't think there will be a new Discord. I will still be offering patrons early access to new videos, their names in the credits of major videos, and maybe some other fun ideas. But obviously if any of these changes aren't to your liking, nobody is forcing you to stay pledged.
That's about it. I have created a life that I'm happy to live. I actually like the person I am for the first time in a long time. An important aspect of maturing into an adult is finally having the self confidence to be the man you want to be without fear of embarrassment, and I've finally reached that point. It doesn't matter what you all think of me anymore because none of you have power over me. I've apologized to the people who deserve an apology, and I've changed my ways for the better. I now treat everybody with the same kindness and respect that I would expect them to give me. If that troubles you, you're going to have to overcome this personal obstacle yourself, as I can't help you fix your own hatred, envy, or whatever other vice is restricting your happiness.
I sincerely hope you all one day can be as happy as I am. Give medication and therapy a try if you're unhappy. It worked for me.
See you all in the next video (and nowhere else online other than these Patreon updates, which are going to be Patreon exclusive from now on).
patreon.com/asterios
I'm making a brief return to the internet to make this important, lengthy post. I was going to record a 3rd life update vlog featuring all this information, but I think I'll come across as less crazy and doped up on prescription medication if I do this one in print.
HAVE I LOST IT?
No. I'm actually doing really, really well over here. I'm the healthiest I've been in over half a decade, both physically and mentally. I know my wild Doc Brown gesticulations and drunken stupor attitude in my most recent videos have convinced some people that I'm not well, but that couldn't be further from the truth. I've finally made the changes I needed to make in order to be healthy. I'm seeing doctors about my mental issues, and I'm taking a prescribed medication that balances my brain chemistry so that I'm not miserable every day. I'm not indulging in hardcore drugs or drinking everyday or any of the other bullshit people have assumed. I'm a healthy, happy person now rather than what the projected diagnoses from a hate mob of incels whose entire social lives begin and end on Discord might tell you.
Elliot Rodger's stepmother Soumaya, in a leaked email to Elliot that I featured in my Leak Week documentary, once gave him this piece of advice: "Happiness is a choice, not given." And I think she was absolutely right. For too long I've mistakenly left the power of my personal happiness in the hands of other people. I have relied on my sense of self worth to be determined by other people. But Soumaya is right. I can't let my happiness be given to me by other people. I need to forge a life for myself that I'm happy to live. And that's what I'm doing now.
RETIREMENT PARTY
This might seem crazy, but consider this post my official retirement from Mumkey Jones as a career. Making videos, podcasts, books, and other forms of entertainment are my passion. I really enjoy doing these things, and they make me happy. And for several years now I've been able to do my favorite hobby as a career, and it's been really great for the most part.
But I'm now realizing that the key to happiness, at least in my life, is reducing the power that other people have over me. And this whole "internet celebrity" business definitely creates an atmosphere where some (but definitely not all!) of my supporters feel as though they have power over me. Some of my supporters feel as though they're entitled to my time, friendship, attention, or a myriad of other things just because they give me two dollars per month. And because of this added pressure to make my supporters happy and satisfied, oftentimes to the detriment of my mental state, I am no longer enjoying my favorite hobby.
Thus, I'm going to return to making entertainment as a hobby, and I'm going to seek out my income elsewhere, be it a full time, part time, or seasonal job where I can ideally receive benefits like health insurance. Expecting to have a life long career in the YouTube business is foolish. I've been putting my life and happiness in the hands of a soulless, evil corporation, and I've somehow been surprised time and time again when they've mercilessly and needlessly crushed my hopes and dreams. I've allowed 14 year olds around the world to think they have power over me because they used their mom's credit card to give me two dollars. None of these things would be a problem or would hinder my ability to do what makes me happy if I returned to doing the internet as a hobby and relied on more traditional methods of earning my income.
This isn't to say I'm going to stop monetizing my videos or operating a Patreon. As some of you may know, money can be exchanged for goods and services, and if I can earn additional income from doing my favorite hobby, then I'm not going to stop doing so for no reason. That being said, none of you should feel obligated to support me on Patreon anymore unless you genuinely want to support the content I'm making. If for whatever reason you no longer want to support me as a person or the content I'm producing, then take away your patron pledge guilt free. I would even recommend you transfer your support from me to Asterios Kokkinos since he's been such a great friend to me and I really fucked him over as a business partner.
TL;DR: I'm gonna get a real job when I need to and keep making videos and podcasts and books at my leisure for fun because doing these things makes me happy.
SOCIAL MEDIA
You may have noticed I've been off of social media for the past week, and it's really been great. Many people have suggested that social media is the modern day cigarettes where billion dollar companies are making a massive profit, meanwhile the public has no idea what the health risks of this newfound addiction are because there hasn't been enough research into it.
I'll be perfectly frank: I have been much happier since deleting Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Discord from my phone. I no longer feel the obsessive need to constantly check feeds and messages and comments and updates. Honestly I don't give a single shit anymore about any of it. None of it holds power over me anymore. I'm just gonna live the happy life I've been living in the real world, and I'll post my creations online to the amusement of the people who still want to watch them and still want to support me.
Hundreds of people have reached out to me through these social media platforms to give me kind words of support or to make sure I'm doing well, and I definitely appreciate all of you from the bottom of my heart, but I'm done using these platforms on a regular basis. If something is urgent, you can try emailing me, but don't expect a reply, and especially not one in a timely fashion. I don't say these things to be rude, but rather perfectly honest. My life is happier off of these social media platforms, so I'm going to stop relying on them for validation and socialization.
IS IT KINO?
I fully intended on continuing to record episodes of the IS IT KINO podcast twice monthly, but a few days ago Erich informed me that he no longer wants to be associated with me (not that I can really blame him).
Florian wants to continue doing the show without him, but this one really hurt, and my heart just isn't in it anymore. But never say never. Could the show return as early as next week? Possibly. But my current mindset is that it's over, and I don't have any interest in resuming it.
BOOMER VS ZOOMER
I'm not going to put Asterios in the awkward position where he has to cancel our business partnership in order to protect his reputation, so I'll do it for him. I'm a better fan than friend, and I'm a better friend than business partner. Go listen to The Loudest Podcast instead, it's a great show and Siracha is a funnier comedian than me.
FINAL THOUGHTS
In the next few days I will update my Patreon pledge tiers to reflect these new changes. I don't think there will be a new Discord. I will still be offering patrons early access to new videos, their names in the credits of major videos, and maybe some other fun ideas. But obviously if any of these changes aren't to your liking, nobody is forcing you to stay pledged.
That's about it. I have created a life that I'm happy to live. I actually like the person I am for the first time in a long time. An important aspect of maturing into an adult is finally having the self confidence to be the man you want to be without fear of embarrassment, and I've finally reached that point. It doesn't matter what you all think of me anymore because none of you have power over me. I've apologized to the people who deserve an apology, and I've changed my ways for the better. I now treat everybody with the same kindness and respect that I would expect them to give me. If that troubles you, you're going to have to overcome this personal obstacle yourself, as I can't help you fix your own hatred, envy, or whatever other vice is restricting your happiness.
I sincerely hope you all one day can be as happy as I am. Give medication and therapy a try if you're unhappy. It worked for me.
See you all in the next video (and nowhere else online other than these Patreon updates, which are going to be Patreon exclusive from now on).
patreon.com/asterios
Here are the bullet points:
- I'm happier than ever guys, no really, never felt better with all the help I'm getting
- Quotes advice Eliott Rodger's mom gave Elliot, verbatium
- Announces he is retiring as a full time e-celeb, making content purely as a hobby (though will still monetize and keep the patreon going!)
- Criticizes e-celeb culture
- Blames fans for holding power over him and making his life miserable
- Accuses fans of feeling entitled to his time and attention, specifcally calling out financial backers, calling them 14 year olds using their moms credit card when they are probably banging his girl
- Further blames fans for ruining his hobby
- Backing off Social Media, compares Social Media to cigarettes
- Is It Kino? not canceled, but Erich his longtime co-host and friend does not want anything to do with him. Will continue with Florian.
- Boomer vs Zoomer is announced dead, officially breaking off his business relationship with Asterios, but reiterates his admiration for him. Shills Loudest Podcast in its place.
- Changing Patreon benefits to reflect changes
- Last major Paragraph is pure Cope: "I sincerely hope you all one day can be as happy as I am."
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UPDATE: former co-host of the gunt retort, gator, has has been spotted E-begging in the patreon post's comments
6 months
6 months
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Former acquaintances of Dick (by circumstance or choice) tend to not thank him so it isn't surprising in the least.
Mumkey Lover
kiwifarms.net
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Damn. I've been following this thread since the beginning, I never imagined it'd turn out like this. I was expecting, after it was found out Liu was a pedo, that'd he'd just accept his loses and start over. Sadly i was way off. Kind of funny though, how all this went. Considering Mumkey was all about free speech and just saying whatever anyone wants. Guess when the shoe gets on the other foot, anyone would change their stance.
Honestly i was expecting digi to go full crazy before mumkey.
Honestly i was expecting digi to go full crazy before mumkey.
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out of all things that happened this is the most suprising, Erich has dealt with a lot of mumkey's shit, maybe its due to him being a teacher and not wanting to be associated with liu the pedo.
Mumkey Lover
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It's definitely has to do with not being associated with someone who's dating/engaged with a pedophile. If I remember right, when Assburger joked that Erich was a pedo during a podcast, Erich nearly ended his podcast career right there and then with mumkey and just despised Assburger at that point.
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Mumkey is turning out to be the textbook definition of a lolcow.
NO HESITATION, NO SURRENDER...NO MAN (or pedophilc fuckbuddy) LEFT BEHIND!
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That is a very good point. I don't know what the fuck his $2 Patrons have done to him to make him so salty, but it's nothing compared to what is in store for him. Plus, you can just ignore $2 patrons, and the worst they can do is un-pledge. You can't just ignore your boss so easily lol.
He seems to be following in Asterios' footsteps very strongly. Focusing on his mental health treatment, and seeking out irl employment even if it means taking something that is beneath his level. That said, Tyler is more or less qualified to teach English, like he wanted to before YouTube. So hey, he can do that instead of flipping burgers. But honestly, I would sooner take YouTube over it. Just look at one of the Mumkey's Mailbag episodes, and see what kind of dedicated fans he has.
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if he was trained in any other fields he would be fine, but he not only has the employer looking into him, but parents and shitposting kids who try to get their teacher in trouble. Tyler is fucked unless he changes his name or something.