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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
You guys gave me advice with the intention of helping me, and at the same time, you insist I'm not worth helping.

You're not following the line of progression.

1) You say you really want to change.
2) We offer you suggestions.
3) You half-ass all of them and then complain when there are no immediate changes.
4) You wonder why we give up.
 
You guys gave me advice with the intention of helping me, and at the same time, you insist I'm not worth helping.

Because you came here yesterday and you proved to be a complete piece of shit. At this point, what with how you -
1. Demonstrated a lack of desire to even attempt to try and make friends.
2. Attempted to deflect attention from what you say is the only friend you have to make yourself look better.
3. Completely disregarded all advice for more of your "woe is me" bullshit (which is a really tiresome shtick at this point)
4. Can't even spend 5 minutes writing a resume, let alone spend hours arguing on an internet forum.

- we're pretty much done here. We're all content to just laugh at you and post in your thread.
 
Surely you aren't willing to take someone else's characters and stories.

"Characters" and "stories" are both pretty generous terms there, dude. I don't honestly have the faintest clue as to whether my "Eva" bears any resemblance to your "Eva." Even after reading it, I couldn't tell you much about her. Or what was even supposed to be going on.
 
You want dates, times, and addresses, motherfucker?

See, this is why people don't take your self-improvement plans seriously. You just said you want to have a better attitude, but then this is how you reply not two minutes later.

These things don't just happen magically. They take time and effort to implement into your life. Change requires dedication, and you listed a lot of big changes. Do you have a realistic plan? Will you start small, focus on one aspect, and then build on it over time? Because at the end of the day you can talk about it all you want, but without action it's just empty promises.
 
You actually think I can take life's shit like going a ring with Mike Tyson in his prime? Seriously, go fuck yourselves. Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?

I-it's not like we're trying to help you or anything, b-b-baka!
 
You actually think I can take life's shit like going a ring with Mike Tyson in his prime? Seriously, go fuck yourselves. Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?

You are a little bitch, just fyi
 
You actually think I can take life's shit like going a ring with Mike Tyson in his prime? Seriously, go fuck yourselves. Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?
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You actually think I can take life's shit like going a ring with Mike Tyson in his prime? Seriously, go fuck yourselves. Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?

Just go the distance dude. It's that simple.
 
You actually think I can take life's shit like going a ring with Mike Tyson in his prime? Seriously, go fuck yourselves. Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?
You can't make this excuse. You were rude to people before they were rude to you.
 
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