Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Lunch Lady]

Something different now: Jennifer Wohlenberg and her three spoonie daughters, because we simply do not have enough munchausen by proxy by internet in this thread.

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Jenn Wohlenberg is a MBP horror-mom living in the Greater LA area with her husband and three adult daughters. She is sometimes discussed in the Susan Schofield-Cabana thread, but not in much detail. ICYMI the Schofields are a wholly depressing psychiatric MBP case where bipolar parents and later a likely sexual predator stepparent abused and trained their children to act “psychotic,” doctor shopped to get schizophrenia dx’s, and then chemically lobotomized their kids over a decade. Older child Jani (17) could barely write her name and Bodhi (11) was practically non-verbal when CPS swooped in and took them away in February after Dr. Phil got involved. Now the kids are in foster/group home care and mostly off their meds. Jani no longer believes she ever had schizophrenia and refuses to see her mother.

Jenn was friends with the Schofields and used to claim her two older daughters, Brenna and Ailish, had severe psychiatric conditions including childhood onset schizophrenia. Here’s an article from 2010 describing the girls’ mental illnesses. Brenna was sent to residential treatment around this time and later to the Devereaux Cleo Wallace facility. Ailish allegedly tried to kill herself when she was six. She, too, was sent to residential treatment in her teens.

This video from 2010 shows two children who were trained from birth to act crazy so mom could have attention as the suffering caregiver of two mentally disturbed kids. Unfortunately in the wake of Jani and Bodhi being pulled from their parents, a lot of the videos of other children in their orbit were removed and this is the only video I could find of them.

Jenn has since completely dropped any psych claims, purged her blog, and has moved on to physical ailments. Now she includes youngest daughter Keiran in the fun. The girls' health declines coincided with them graduating high school and becoming adults. All three kids are on disability and conditioned to believe they're too disabled to do anything with their lives. They have no practical skills and are completely dependent on Mom.

Jenn also claims to have a mile-long list of health complications herself, mainly lupus but also myasthenia gravis, Sjogren. Raynauds, migraines, and fibromyalgia, amongst others.

According to insiders, after that Gypsy Rose Blanchard show "The Act," Ailish began to believe her mother had MBP and she was not actually sick. She stopped playing along and subsequently mom stopped talking to/about her. I don’t know how true this is and Jenn’s bio still says she has three chronic adult kids.

Brenna is a genderspecial who goes by Noah and they/them pronouns as of 2015. Kieran briefly decided she wanted to be called Celiene but apparently it didn’t stick.

Jenn’s whole insta was boring suburban mom stuff for a year or more - pancake breakfasts, swim meets, running, recipes, vacations. Suddenly in August 2013, she's got IV lines in and is tagging #lupus and #lupussucks.

Spoiler: And it all goes downhill from there.

Twitter
Insta
facebook
Youtube (only one video, not interesting)
Essay about her health and running
change.org campaign to get her expensive lupus infusions covered by insurance

These kids were pretty much fucked from the start. Dad Brad posted on an old messageboard about what to name his daughter (Ailish) and whether she would hate the parents for picking that name.

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Well, maybe not the name, but the childhood of munchausen-by-proxy and being thrust into the public eye by an attention-hungry mother, prolly. Mom even put her birth story on the internet

Jenn may have actual health problems, I really can't tell. It doesn't change the fact that she's OTT and doctor-shopping her children around trying to get them diagnosed too, and that one of her own kids abandoned her because she figured out that she wasn’t actually sick.

First lupus mention
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Melanoma
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Hospitalized, raises a stink until she gets a PICC
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Tags Mesenteric vasculitis and IBS
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IBS treatment > morphine > antihistamine. Hm.
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First mention of one of her kids being sick, in this case Ailish being allergic to everything
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Tags antiphospholipid syndrome (APS, rare clotting disorder), Factor V Leiden (incredibly common clotting disorder), Sjogren Syndrome (autoimmune disease that causes dry eyes and mouth, common in lupus), Raynauds (common vascular spasms), and Fibromyalgia
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"lupus face"
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(actual lupus rash)
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Pill porn. the big brownish purple ones are CellCept, immunosuppressants that Vampire Kelly also takes.
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Benvysta infusions for lupus
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possible Beetus, peripheral neuropathy,
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Insurance started denying her benlysta and deemed it not medically necessary
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More skin cancer
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First mention that one of her kids has lupus. Never really comes up again but I think it was Ailish
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Holy Pill Porn. I see… simvastatin (lowers cholesterol), dicyclomine (IBS), multiple promethazine (antihistamine/antiemetic), multiple valacyclovir (herpes), cephalexin (antibiotic), acetaminophen/codeine, hydroxychloroquine (antimalarial also used in lupus), xarelto (prevents blood clots), and synthroid (hypothyroid). Many of them are empty dupes. Taking it in front of the mirror makes the hoard look even bigger.
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Gets a midline cath
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IVIG starts, getting a port
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Botox for migraines (she said she was told she did not have migraines a few months ago)
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Prednisone
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Orange is nortriptyline, tricyclic antidepressant also used in migraines. White with 54135 imprint is CellCept.
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Ketamine infusions
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Dragging Keiran along because she also has an appointment – first mention of her kids going to the doctor
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35 prescriptions per month.
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One of the girls has OCD
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Good lord. . Yellow oblong with 93/12 imprint is protonix, a PPI for acid reflux. Yellowish with taro ntp25 imprint is nortriptyline. Wavy red triangle is Xarelto.
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October 2016, announces two of the girls have POTS
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Announces Kieran has ankylosing spondylitis and POTS. AS is arthritis in the spine.
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Myasthenia Gravis tagged. Enbrel is for arthritis and AS. Cosentyx is for AS. Gamunex is IVIG.
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Showin off that port
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PFT for myasthenia gravis?
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Immediately followed by VOG selfie and a UTI
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“Alive day” claims her kidneys shut down and she was dying three years ago. Her ‘gram mentions nothing about this on the day it allegedly happened.
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Brenna’s appointment. First mention that she’s also sick.
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Kieran’s turn.
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Rapid-fire appointments for Brenna
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I think this is Kieran? IDK all her kids are kinda ugly.
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Brenna gets an MRI
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Kieran now has crohn’s disease
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Brenna gets another MRI
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Kieran escape’s mom’s gravity field and moves into a dorm
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Zoladex is used for cancers and endometriosis
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I think this is Brenna back at the neuro
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Man all my munchies are sporting this same collar recently. Jenn claims she broke the bone at the base of her skull which is RARE and SERIOUS.
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Brenna and Ailish are allergic to trees.
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Drawing where it hurts
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Kieran’s on remicade for IBD
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First time she’s mentioned that she stuffs her kids full of psych meds, too
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Noah and Kieran have fibromyalgia like mom (Kieran has decided she wants to be Celiene at this point thus the “C”)
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Noah and Kieran both have hEDS
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Christ on a dick. Now tagging #MCAS
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In case you were wondering, no Ailish is not exempt from constant doctor appointments
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EKG for Kieran
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POTS has disabled two of her children even though they don’t really have it and probably just have anxiety
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Kieran decided she doesn’t want to be Celiene anymore. Certainly fried chicken tendies, creamy pasta, ribs, and chocolate chip pancakes are a perfect Crohn’s diet. Not like you’re supposed to avoid fatty fried foods and sugary foods and chocolate.
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#hashimotothyroiditis
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Dad is sick too
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Have to reschedule christmas because everyone has infusions scheduled. One of the last times Ailish is mentioned
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has to have all the newest, most expensive drugs
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Brenna and Mom are both hospitalized at the same time! Those Wacky Wohlenbergs!
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Gotta catch em all! ROTFLMBO Jenn, you slay me! Child abuse is hilarious!
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Someone else dying of cancer is all about Jenn’s feelings. Kieran is now getting daily infusions (of what, I don’t know. Saline, probably.)
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back to small fiber neuropathy
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Looking into gastroparesis diagnoses for the girls?
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Kieran now has chiari malformation and migraines.
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Seeking a spondylitis dx for herself perhaps?
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#ivbenadryl. Wants an enormous workbench for her and the adult daughters’ infusion supplies.
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Looks like all of them are NEETs now and very little is on the horizon for them except more tests and unnecessary procedures. I don't know if this is a case where there's a grain of truth in the claims but they're blown out of proportion, or if Jenn is spiking their infusions to make them sick, or just plain old conditioning them to act a certain way until it becomes psychosomatic. Also can't confirm Ailish has really accused her mother of MBP. Still, an interesting case in what happens when a mom wants to be famous for bravely suffering through adversity and has three young dependents to manipulate.

edit: format fuckery

I’ve been lurking around KF for a couple years, all these new munchies finally inspired me to make an account...
I remember seeing this assholes on Dr Phil a long time ago, I completely forgot about them until I saw the name Ailish in the thread today. I didn’t see Dr Phil appearance mentioned, but I’m also not that observant.
Clip from Dr Phil

 

[thirsttrap12345]

What are people's take on Hospital Princess?

I have always had flags up re her, but

Something different now: Jennifer Wohlenberg and her three spoonie daughters, because we simply do not have enough munchausen by proxy by internet in this thread.

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Jenn Wohlenberg is a MBP horror-mom living in the Greater LA area with her husband and three adult daughters. She is sometimes discussed in the Susan Schofield-Cabana thread, but not in much detail. ICYMI the Schofields are a wholly depressing psychiatric MBP case where bipolar parents and later a likely sexual predator stepparent abused and trained their children to act “psychotic,” doctor shopped to get schizophrenia dx’s, and then chemically lobotomized their kids over a decade. Older child Jani (17) could barely write her name and Bodhi (11) was practically non-verbal when CPS swooped in and took them away in February after Dr. Phil got involved. Now the kids are in foster/group home care and mostly off their meds. Jani no longer believes she ever had schizophrenia and refuses to see her mother.

Jenn was friends with the Schofields and used to claim her two older daughters, Brenna and Ailish, had severe psychiatric conditions including childhood onset schizophrenia. Here’s an article from 2010 describing the girls’ mental illnesses. Brenna was sent to residential treatment around this time and later to the Devereaux Cleo Wallace facility. Ailish allegedly tried to kill herself when she was six. She, too, was sent to residential treatment in her teens.

This video from 2010 shows two children who were trained from birth to act crazy so mom could have attention as the suffering caregiver of two mentally disturbed kids. Unfortunately in the wake of Jani and Bodhi being pulled from their parents, a lot of the videos of other children in their orbit were removed and this is the only video I could find of them.

Jenn has since completely dropped any psych claims, purged her blog, and has moved on to physical ailments. Now she includes youngest daughter Keiran in the fun. The girls' health declines coincided with them graduating high school and becoming adults. All three kids are on disability and conditioned to believe they're too disabled to do anything with their lives. They have no practical skills and are completely dependent on Mom.

Jenn also claims to have a mile-long list of health complications herself, mainly lupus but also myasthenia gravis, Sjogren. Raynauds, migraines, and fibromyalgia, amongst others.

According to insiders, after that Gypsy Rose Blanchard show "The Act," Ailish began to believe her mother had MBP and she was not actually sick. She stopped playing along and subsequently mom stopped talking to/about her. I don’t know how true this is and Jenn’s bio still says she has three chronic adult kids.

Brenna is a genderspecial who goes by Noah and they/them pronouns as of 2015. Kieran briefly decided she wanted to be called Celiene but apparently it didn’t stick.

Jenn’s whole insta was boring suburban mom stuff for a year or more - pancake breakfasts, swim meets, running, recipes, vacations. Suddenly in August 2013, she's got IV lines in and is tagging #lupus and #lupussucks.

Spoiler: And it all goes downhill from there.

Twitter
Insta
facebook
Youtube (only one video, not interesting)
Essay about her health and running
change.org campaign to get her expensive lupus infusions covered by insurance

These kids were pretty much fucked from the start. Dad Brad posted on an old messageboard about what to name his daughter (Ailish) and whether she would hate the parents for picking that name.

View attachment 847412

Well, maybe not the name, but the childhood of munchausen-by-proxy and being thrust into the public eye by an attention-hungry mother, prolly. Mom even put her birth story on the internet

Jenn may have actual health problems, I really can't tell. It doesn't change the fact that she's OTT and doctor-shopping her children around trying to get them diagnosed too, and that one of her own kids abandoned her because she figured out that she wasn’t actually sick.

First lupus mention
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Melanoma
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Hospitalized, raises a stink until she gets a PICC
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Tags Mesenteric vasculitis and IBS
View attachment 847331

IBS treatment > morphine > antihistamine. Hm.
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First mention of one of her kids being sick, in this case Ailish being allergic to everything
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Tags antiphospholipid syndrome (APS, rare clotting disorder), Factor V Leiden (incredibly common clotting disorder), Sjogren Syndrome (autoimmune disease that causes dry eyes and mouth, common in lupus), Raynauds (common vascular spasms), and Fibromyalgia
View attachment 847336

"lupus face"
View attachment 847337
(actual lupus rash)
View attachment 847413

Pill porn. the big brownish purple ones are CellCept, immunosuppressants that Vampire Kelly also takes.
View attachment 847338

Benvysta infusions for lupus
View attachment 847339

possible Beetus, peripheral neuropathy,
View attachment 847340

Insurance started denying her benlysta and deemed it not medically necessary
View attachment 847341

More skin cancer
View attachment 847342

First mention that one of her kids has lupus. Never really comes up again but I think it was Ailish
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Holy Pill Porn. I see… simvastatin (lowers cholesterol), dicyclomine (IBS), multiple promethazine (antihistamine/antiemetic), multiple valacyclovir (herpes), cephalexin (antibiotic), acetaminophen/codeine, hydroxychloroquine (antimalarial also used in lupus), xarelto (prevents blood clots), and synthroid (hypothyroid). Many of them are empty dupes. Taking it in front of the mirror makes the hoard look even bigger.
View attachment 847346

Gets a midline cath
View attachment 847347

IVIG starts, getting a port
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Botox for migraines (she said she was told she did not have migraines a few months ago)
View attachment 847350

Prednisone
View attachment 847351

Orange is nortriptyline, tricyclic antidepressant also used in migraines. White with 54135 imprint is CellCept.
View attachment 847357

Ketamine infusions
View attachment 847352

Dragging Keiran along because she also has an appointment – first mention of her kids going to the doctor
View attachment 847353

35 prescriptions per month.
View attachment 847354

One of the girls has OCD
View attachment 847356

Good lord. . Yellow oblong with 93/12 imprint is protonix, a PPI for acid reflux. Yellowish with taro ntp25 imprint is nortriptyline. Wavy red triangle is Xarelto.
View attachment 847357

October 2016, announces two of the girls have POTS
View attachment 847358

Announces Kieran has ankylosing spondylitis and POTS. AS is arthritis in the spine.
View attachment 847359

Myasthenia Gravis tagged. Enbrel is for arthritis and AS. Cosentyx is for AS. Gamunex is IVIG.
View attachment 847360

Showin off that port
View attachment 847361

PFT for myasthenia gravis?
View attachment 847363

Immediately followed by VOG selfie and a UTI
View attachment 847364

“Alive day” claims her kidneys shut down and she was dying three years ago. Her ‘gram mentions nothing about this on the day it allegedly happened.
View attachment 847365View attachment 847366

Brenna’s appointment. First mention that she’s also sick.
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Kieran’s turn.
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Rapid-fire appointments for Brenna
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I think this is Kieran? IDK all her kids are kinda ugly.
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Brenna gets an MRI
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Kieran now has crohn’s disease
View attachment 847373

Brenna gets another MRI
View attachment 847374

Kieran escape’s mom’s gravity field and moves into a dorm
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Zoladex is used for cancers and endometriosis
View attachment 847376

I think this is Brenna back at the neuro
View attachment 847377

Man all my munchies are sporting this same collar recently. Jenn claims she broke the bone at the base of her skull which is RARE and SERIOUS.
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Brenna and Ailish are allergic to trees.
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Drawing where it hurts
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Kieran’s on remicade for IBD
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First time she’s mentioned that she stuffs her kids full of psych meds, too
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Noah and Kieran have fibromyalgia like mom (Kieran has decided she wants to be Celiene at this point thus the “C”)
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Noah and Kieran both have hEDS
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Christ on a dick. Now tagging #MCAS
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In case you were wondering, no Ailish is not exempt from constant doctor appointments
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EKG for Kieran
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POTS has disabled two of her children even though they don’t really have it and probably just have anxiety
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Kieran decided she doesn’t want to be Celiene anymore. Certainly fried chicken tendies, creamy pasta, ribs, and chocolate chip pancakes are a perfect Crohn’s diet. Not like you’re supposed to avoid fatty fried foods and sugary foods and chocolate.
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#hashimotothyroiditis
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Dad is sick too
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Have to reschedule christmas because everyone has infusions scheduled. One of the last times Ailish is mentioned
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has to have all the newest, most expensive drugs
View attachment 847398

Brenna and Mom are both hospitalized at the same time! Those Wacky Wohlenbergs!
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Gotta catch em all! ROTFLMBO Jenn, you slay me! Child abuse is hilarious!
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Someone else dying of cancer is all about Jenn’s feelings. Kieran is now getting daily infusions (of what, I don’t know. Saline, probably.)
View attachment 847401

back to small fiber neuropathy
View attachment 847402

Looking into gastroparesis diagnoses for the girls?
View attachment 847403View attachment 847404

Kieran now has chiari malformation and migraines.
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Seeking a spondylitis dx for herself perhaps?
View attachment 847409

#ivbenadryl. Wants an enormous workbench for her and the adult daughters’ infusion supplies.
View attachment 847410

Looks like all of them are NEETs now and very little is on the horizon for them except more tests and unnecessary procedures. I don't know if this is a case where there's a grain of truth in the claims but they're blown out of proportion, or if Jenn is spiking their infusions to make them sick, or just plain old conditioning them to act a certain way until it becomes psychosomatic. Also can't confirm Ailish has really accused her mother of MBP. Still, an interesting case in what happens when a mom wants to be famous for bravely suffering through adversity and has three young dependents to manipulate.

edit: format fuckery

ohhhhhh this one. Nice find KFS. She has been on my radar too. Allow me to share her most recent post where she is at Costco shopping for (I shit you not) a HUGE ASS KITCHEN ORGANIZER/BAKING TABLE for.... wait for it.... infusion supplies. I don’t even think this would FIT in my kitchen. Enjoy friends.

ETA for fucks sake I can’t I delete the thumbnails. Sorry I suck.

 

[Ms.bojangles]

Out of all the chronic illness accounts I come across, why is it that barely a handful seem like they are legitimately sick... Social media has really skyrocketed the attention these people get from others for being sick and so many people are banking on the asspats. I want to post Instagrams here of my proposed faker/whiners but we would definitey have way too many topics to talk about but I came across @mychemfreelife and stared at my brain for an hour cause my eyes rolled so far back they got stuck... Should I call an ambulance

 

[thirsttrap12345]

Spoiler: Lyme sperging

Wheeee! You do not disappoint, KateFarmsShill.

Lyme sperging.

Lyme is an interesting one. I live in an area rife with it. Now: Lyme is increasing in prevalence as are almost all the tick bourne diseases and Lyme can indeed be nasty. What it can’t be is chronic. It’s not a real diagnosis. Most people with Lyme either clear it themselves or need a short course of antibiotics. Longer courses of antibiotics have been shown to be more harmful than beneficial and so shouldn’t be used.

Where it gets complex is that a few percent of people do actually suffer post infection complications- however this is NOT chronic infection. It’s more akin to something riling your immune system. The mechanism still isn’t known.
Lots of diseases can do this - a lot of the tropical viruses like dengue and chikungunya can cause lingering arthritis and pain for example.

So PTLDS (post treatment Lyme syndrome) is a thing. What’s not a thing is chronic Lyme. You treat by treating the symptoms, so NSAIDs for the joint pain etc. You do not shove weeks of antibiotics through a PICC line into your patient. You also do not diagnose without a clear ELISA positive.

Ticks generally only transmit disease after 36-48 hours of feeding so get the little fuckers off fast. It is possible to develop Lyme without knowing you’ve been bitten because not all tick bites are obvious. Not all infections cause the characteristic bullseye rash either.[\SPOILER]

I rather enjoy Lyme discussions but come at it from a different angle. Brief former gig at a vet’s office, where we actually had quite a few dogs with Lyme. It was never anything other than Lyme bc quite honestly it was well understood that Lyme can have lasting consequences particularly joint pain in dogs. You give them doggie NSAIDs and some other supplements for joints and life goes on. This was maybe 8 years ago. Apparently there is a new trend in veterinarians offices where they are turning to CHRONIC LYME specifically like the woo human physicians. I am merely a lowly dog owner now so don’t have any inner workings of vet practices today other than mine isn’t a crazy woo money hungry practitioner - anyone familiar with this?

The thought is that we have had several winters in the past decade where the temperatures have not been low enough to kill the ticks from the previous seasons, allowing those ticks to overwinter and make it to the next spring/summer, increasing the tick population.

There are several tests in veterinary medicine that can test for "Lyme exposure"- ie rapid ELISA snap tests that check for antibodies. There is also a test that checks paired titers to B burgdorferi to evaluate for current infection. These tests usually also check for other common tick borne diseases including Ehrlichia spp and Anaplasma spp antibodies. Many dogs test positive on these exposure tests, but are not clinical and do not require treatment.

Unfortunately, dogs can develop Lyme nephritis, which is a glomerulonephropathy in which the antibody complexes get stuck in the glomerulus and (usually) cause chronic kidney disease. Prognosis is poor-grave. Current recommendation for any dog testing positive on a B burgdorferi antibody test is to perform a urine protein: creatinine to evaluate for overt proteinuria. If present, treatment with doxycycline is recommended, then monitoring UPC.

Dogs do get Lyme arthropathy, but we mostly care about the kidney sequelae.

Ah, sorry for the tangent, but Lyme disease is a hot button for me because so many people are misinformed and I'm happy to educate.

Damn this is so much better than my 8 years ago receptionist observation but I’m too lazy to delete.

 

[Cold Waffle]

Out of all the chronic illness accounts I come across, why is it that barely a handful seem like they are legitimately sick... Social media has really skyrocketed the attention these people get from others for being sick and so many people are banking on the asspats. I want to post Instagrams here of my proposed faker/whiners but we would definitey have way too many topics to talk about but I came across @mychemfreelife and stared at my brain for an hour cause my eyes rolled so far back they got stuck... Should I call an ambulance

Ooooooo @mychemfreelife is a fun one:

Edit: Also this one...

Jackpot.

 

[Ms.bojangles]

Ooooooo @mychemfreelife is a fun one:
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Edit: Also this one...
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Jackpot.

Yea blingy gas mask ftw!! Can you imagine seeing someone wearing one of these in public...

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I’ve been lurking around KF for a couple years, all these new munchies finally inspired me to make an account...
I remember seeing this assholes on Dr Phil a long time ago, I completely forgot about them until I saw the name Ailish in the thread today. I didn’t see Dr Phil appearance mentioned, but I’m also not that observant.
Clip from Dr Phil

I couldn't find many clips of them, thanks!
I know she was on Rikki Lake, in 2013 too, talking about childhood mental illness. Bitch loves exploiting her "sick" kids in the media.


I try not to get too mad at the internet but this woman makes me want to smack the smile off her face with a cast iron skillet... I can understand the motivation for a person to induce or exaggerate illness in themselves. Really, I get it. I understand how it happens. I cannot think of a mother sickening her children and stuffing them with medications, getting them treatments they don't need and surgeries that could kill them, and understand how she gets to that point. Everyone has a touch of "meh, if it kills me it kills me" when it comes to themselves–you go to the beach and decide not to put on sunscreen because what's one little sunburn gonna do? But if your child was at the beach they'd be in a long sleeve rash guard, a giant hat, slathered in zinc oxide. You don't fasten your seatbelt to run to the convenience store but you sure as hell make sure the kid is securely fastened in its car seat before you even turn the key in the ignition. I cannot figure out what makes that protective instinct switch off. And not just in little skip-the-sunscreen ways but in "smother him with a pillow so it looks like he stopped breathing"/"spike his tiny body full of insulin"/"get him on a bunch of drugs that have terrible possible consequences" ways. I know the goal they're after. I just don't know how you get to that point where you're deliberately harming and exploiting your child for attention.

 

[Lt.Munchie]

The people that do this shit to their children are the actual worst. I just listened to a podcast about this fucking cunt. Infuriating...just kill yourself for attention, leave the little people that depend on you out of it.

 

[Spooniest spoon]

Didn't check the thread for a couple of days because Yaniv has been keeping me busy. All these new munchies, great work guys.

Twitter and Instagram definitely feels rife with it all. A while back I curiously searched a diagnosis hashtag on Twitter and spent ages wondering how all these people have the same clusters of symptoms (GP, POTS, EDS etc). #hospitalglam is always an interesting tag to look at on Instagram. So many munchies.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Edit: Also this one...
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Jackpot.

WTF? This is an organic vapor / acid gas respirator for filtering out things like chlorine and hydrogen chloride. Does she walk through burning refineries often? Did she just pick it because it was pretty and hot pink? Why would you bling the cartridges if you're going to use them as an "everyday" mask and thus blow through cartridges at light speed? Is she just not replacing cartridges? Why would anyone in their right mind choose to wear one of these itchy, sweaty, uncomfortable fuckers when you could probably get the same anxiety-relieving placebo effect from a cheap disposable n99? I have so many questions.

 

[cow4prez2024]

WTF? This is an organic vapor / acid gas respirator for filtering out things like chlorine and hydrogen chloride. Does she walk through burning refineries often? Did she just pick it because it was pretty and hot pink? Why would you bling the cartridges if you're going to use them as an "everyday" mask and thus blow through cartridges at light speed? Is she just not replacing cartridges? Why would anyone in their right mind choose to wear one of these itchy, sweaty, uncomfortable fuckers when you could probably get the same anxiety-relieving placebo effect from a cheap disposable n99? I have so many questions.

Maybe she's one of those MCAS munchies and thinks it's going to filter out mold and environmental allergens that would trigger her MCAS? Like a vogmask or an N 99, but much more attention-getting.

 

[Cold Waffle]

WTF? This is an organic vapor / acid gas respirator for filtering out things like chlorine and hydrogen chloride. Does she walk through burning refineries often? Did she just pick it because it was pretty and hot pink? Why would you bling the cartridges if you're going to use them as an "everyday" mask and thus blow through cartridges at light speed? Is she just not replacing cartridges? Why would anyone in their right mind choose to wear one of these itchy, sweaty, uncomfortable fuckers when you could probably get the same anxiety-relieving placebo effect from a cheap disposable n99? I have so many questions.

You mean you've never woken up in the morning and thought, "Man, I really want to be a glitzy Stormtrooper today"? A Vogmask (I googled n99 -- seems like that's what they are?) has a lower OTT level than the Stormtrooper masks do. One must be as attention-grabby as possible.

Please enjoy this gift (edit: Stormtrooper/maskglam sighting at 3:08 ):

 

[Ms.bojangles]

WTF? This is an organic vapor / acid gas respirator for filtering out things like chlorine and hydrogen chloride. Does she walk through burning refineries often? Did she just pick it because it was pretty and hot pink? Why would you bling the cartridges if you're going to use them as an "everyday" mask and thus blow through cartridges at light speed? Is she just not replacing cartridges? Why would anyone in their right mind choose to wear one of these itchy, sweaty, uncomfortable fuckers when you could probably get the same anxiety-relieving placebo effect from a cheap disposable n99? I have so many questions.

Why can't she be like all the other super special snowflakes and have a vogmask to match every outfit? But no she prefers walking around like she just busted out a fallout shelter and doesn't want to inhale the "toxic air".

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Something different now: Jennifer Wohlenberg and her three spoonie daughters, because we simply do not have enough munchausen by proxy by internet in this thread.

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Jenn Wohlenberg is a MBP horror-mom living in the Greater LA area with her husband and three adult daughters. She is sometimes discussed in the Susan Schofield-Cabana thread, but not in much detail. ICYMI the Schofields are a wholly depressing psychiatric MBP case where bipolar parents and later a likely sexual predator stepparent abused and trained their children to act “psychotic,” doctor shopped to get schizophrenia dx’s, and then chemically lobotomized their kids over a decade. Older child Jani (17) could barely write her name and Bodhi (11) was practically non-verbal when CPS swooped in and took them away in February after Dr. Phil got involved. Now the kids are in foster/group home care and mostly off their meds. Jani no longer believes she ever had schizophrenia and refuses to see her mother.

Jenn was friends with the Schofields and used to claim her two older daughters, Brenna and Ailish, had severe psychiatric conditions including childhood onset schizophrenia. Here’s an article from 2010 describing the girls’ mental illnesses. Brenna was sent to residential treatment around this time and later to the Devereaux Cleo Wallace facility. Ailish allegedly tried to kill herself when she was six. She, too, was sent to residential treatment in her teens.

This video from 2010 shows two children who were trained from birth to act crazy so mom could have attention as the suffering caregiver of two mentally disturbed kids. Unfortunately in the wake of Jani and Bodhi being pulled from their parents, a lot of the videos of other children in their orbit were removed and this is the only video I could find of them.

Jenn has since completely dropped any psych claims, purged her blog, and has moved on to physical ailments. Now she includes youngest daughter Keiran in the fun. The girls' health declines coincided with them graduating high school and becoming adults. All three kids are on disability and conditioned to believe they're too disabled to do anything with their lives. They have no practical skills and are completely dependent on Mom.

Jenn also claims to have a mile-long list of health complications herself, mainly lupus but also myasthenia gravis, Sjogren. Raynauds, migraines, and fibromyalgia, amongst others.

According to insiders, after that Gypsy Rose Blanchard show "The Act," Ailish began to believe her mother had MBP and she was not actually sick. She stopped playing along and subsequently mom stopped talking to/about her. I don’t know how true this is and Jenn’s bio still says she has three chronic adult kids.

Brenna is a genderspecial who goes by Noah and they/them pronouns as of 2015. Kieran briefly decided she wanted to be called Celiene but apparently it didn’t stick.

Jenn’s whole insta was boring suburban mom stuff for a year or more - pancake breakfasts, swim meets, running, recipes, vacations. Suddenly in August 2013, she's got IV lines in and is tagging #lupus and #lupussucks.

Spoiler: And it all goes downhill from there.

Twitter
Insta
facebook
Youtube (only one video, not interesting)
Essay about her health and running
change.org campaign to get her expensive lupus infusions covered by insurance

These kids were pretty much fucked from the start. Dad Brad posted on an old messageboard about what to name his daughter (Ailish) and whether she would hate the parents for picking that name.

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Well, maybe not the name, but the childhood of munchausen-by-proxy and being thrust into the public eye by an attention-hungry mother, prolly. Mom even put her birth story on the internet

Jenn may have actual health problems, I really can't tell. It doesn't change the fact that she's OTT and doctor-shopping her children around trying to get them diagnosed too, and that one of her own kids abandoned her because she figured out that she wasn’t actually sick.

First lupus mention
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Melanoma
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Hospitalized, raises a stink until she gets a PICC
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Tags Mesenteric vasculitis and IBS
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IBS treatment > morphine > antihistamine. Hm.
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First mention of one of her kids being sick, in this case Ailish being allergic to everything
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Tags antiphospholipid syndrome (APS, rare clotting disorder), Factor V Leiden (incredibly common clotting disorder), Sjogren Syndrome (autoimmune disease that causes dry eyes and mouth, common in lupus), Raynauds (common vascular spasms), and Fibromyalgia
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"lupus face"
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(actual lupus rash)
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Pill porn. the big brownish purple ones are CellCept, immunosuppressants that Vampire Kelly also takes.
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Benvysta infusions for lupus
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possible Beetus, peripheral neuropathy,
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Insurance started denying her benlysta and deemed it not medically necessary
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More skin cancer
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First mention that one of her kids has lupus. Never really comes up again but I think it was Ailish
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Holy Pill Porn. I see… simvastatin (lowers cholesterol), dicyclomine (IBS), multiple promethazine (antihistamine/antiemetic), multiple valacyclovir (herpes), cephalexin (antibiotic), acetaminophen/codeine, hydroxychloroquine (antimalarial also used in lupus), xarelto (prevents blood clots), and synthroid (hypothyroid). Many of them are empty dupes. Taking it in front of the mirror makes the hoard look even bigger.
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Gets a midline cath
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IVIG starts, getting a port
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Botox for migraines (she said she was told she did not have migraines a few months ago)
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Prednisone
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Orange is nortriptyline, tricyclic antidepressant also used in migraines. White with 54135 imprint is CellCept.
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Ketamine infusions
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Dragging Keiran along because she also has an appointment – first mention of her kids going to the doctor
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35 prescriptions per month.
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One of the girls has OCD
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Good lord. . Yellow oblong with 93/12 imprint is protonix, a PPI for acid reflux. Yellowish with taro ntp25 imprint is nortriptyline. Wavy red triangle is Xarelto.
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October 2016, announces two of the girls have POTS
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Announces Kieran has ankylosing spondylitis and POTS. AS is arthritis in the spine.
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Myasthenia Gravis tagged. Enbrel is for arthritis and AS. Cosentyx is for AS. Gamunex is IVIG.
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Showin off that port
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PFT for myasthenia gravis?
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Immediately followed by VOG selfie and a UTI
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“Alive day” claims her kidneys shut down and she was dying three years ago. Her ‘gram mentions nothing about this on the day it allegedly happened.
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Brenna’s appointment. First mention that she’s also sick.
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Kieran’s turn.
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Rapid-fire appointments for Brenna
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I think this is Kieran? IDK all her kids are kinda ugly.
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Brenna gets an MRI
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Kieran now has crohn’s disease
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Brenna gets another MRI
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Kieran escape’s mom’s gravity field and moves into a dorm
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Zoladex is used for cancers and endometriosis
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I think this is Brenna back at the neuro
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Man all my munchies are sporting this same collar recently. Jenn claims she broke the bone at the base of her skull which is RARE and SERIOUS.
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Brenna and Ailish are allergic to trees.
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Drawing where it hurts
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Kieran’s on remicade for IBD
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First time she’s mentioned that she stuffs her kids full of psych meds, too
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Noah and Kieran have fibromyalgia like mom (Kieran has decided she wants to be Celiene at this point thus the “C”)
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Noah and Kieran both have hEDS
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Christ on a dick. Now tagging #MCAS
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In case you were wondering, no Ailish is not exempt from constant doctor appointments
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EKG for Kieran
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POTS has disabled two of her children even though they don’t really have it and probably just have anxiety
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Kieran decided she doesn’t want to be Celiene anymore. Certainly fried chicken tendies, creamy pasta, ribs, and chocolate chip pancakes are a perfect Crohn’s diet. Not like you’re supposed to avoid fatty fried foods and sugary foods and chocolate.
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#hashimotothyroiditis
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Dad is sick too
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Have to reschedule christmas because everyone has infusions scheduled. One of the last times Ailish is mentioned
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has to have all the newest, most expensive drugs
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Brenna and Mom are both hospitalized at the same time! Those Wacky Wohlenbergs!
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Gotta catch em all! ROTFLMBO Jenn, you slay me! Child abuse is hilarious!
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Someone else dying of cancer is all about Jenn’s feelings. Kieran is now getting daily infusions (of what, I don’t know. Saline, probably.)
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back to small fiber neuropathy
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Looking into gastroparesis diagnoses for the girls?
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Kieran now has chiari malformation and migraines.
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Seeking a spondylitis dx for herself perhaps?
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#ivbenadryl. Wants an enormous workbench for her and the adult daughters’ infusion supplies.
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Looks like all of them are NEETs now and very little is on the horizon for them except more tests and unnecessary procedures. I don't know if this is a case where there's a grain of truth in the claims but they're blown out of proportion, or if Jenn is spiking their infusions to make them sick, or just plain old conditioning them to act a certain way until it becomes psychosomatic. Also can't confirm Ailish has really accused her mother of MBP. Still, an interesting case in what happens when a mom wants to be famous for bravely suffering through adversity and has three young dependents to manipulate.

edit: format fuckery

How on earth is she planning to fake AS? Your spine literally fuses together, people are going to notice that she can walk properly, slouch, flex in any way possible (this is the toughest form of arthritis to fake imo)

Climate change is a biggie. Many ticks are expanding their ranges. More deer - they don’t have natural predators in most places any more. Changing land use as well and human encroachment onto areas. More mice - their vectors thrive in slightly off balance ecosystems. A number of complex factors basically. There are also cycles over a few years and the weather has an impact too.

Couple of good layperson articles if anyone is interested.

Lyme Disease Cases Are Exploding. And It’s Only Going to Get Worse.

Climate change and human sprawl have triggered a pandemic

elemental.medium.com

http://archive.li/iUNR4

Prevention is key in fight against Lyme and other tickborne diseases

CDC is very concerned about the growing numbers of people who get Lyme and other tickborne diseases every year. Learn more about the diseases that are common in your area and the ticks that spread the

www.cdc.gov

http://archive.li/1XbPp

There was actually a vaccine against Lyme - it got zapped because the antivax lot really campaigned against it. I haven't seen the safety data though so can’t say if that was justified

Testing for it is really difficult- false positive and negative rates are quite high. As I’m sure you do, just check your pup and yourself daily and take off any that have bitten as soon as you can.

Back to our munchies: post Lyme syndrome is a thing, but it’s easily munchable because it isn’t easy to test for. No reputable doc will diagnose chronic Lyme though and anyone who is on long term antibiotics through iv is playing with fire, and likely munching.

That's interesting about the vaccines. I've noticed that a lot of the chronic lymees with the morgellins crowd are also anti vaxers. It fits better into their ((they)) are poisoning us narrative.

Thread is on fire today folks I sent the OP to one of the mods to be added to the start of the thread

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

You mean you've never woken up in the morning and thought, "Man, I really want to be a glitzy Stormtrooper today"? A Vogmask (I googled n99 -- seems like that's what they are?) has a lower OTT level than the Stormtrooper masks do. One must be as attention-grabby as possible.

Please enjoy this gift (edit: Stormtrooper/maskglam sighting at 3:08 ):

Pfft VOG is out. The munchies have all moved on to Cambridge which claims to filter bacteria and viruses.

 

[Cold Waffle]

Pfft VOG is out. The munchies have all moved on to Cambridge which claims to filter bacteria and viruses.

Oh dang. I'm behind on the times when it comes to glitzy masks.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Oh dang. I'm behind on the times when it comes to glitzy masks.

It's so dumb anyway.

Spoiler: Mask sperg.

The n## rating refers to two things
n = not oil resistant (as opposed to p## which are resistant)
## = percentage of particulate matter 2.5 the mask can filter (smoke, fine dust, etc, which are less than 2.5 micrometers in diameter)

So an n95 can filter out 95% of PM2.5 that isn't oil-based.
Cambridge are n99, vog are n95. Difference? Negligible in the long run since they're so expensive people don't replace them nearly as often as they should and the rating degrades over time as the filter is saturated and/or breaks down. They'd be better off getting a pack of n100 disposables and changing them out daily, but those don't come in pink floral prints.

Oh and none of them are fine enough to filter out viruses no matter what it they claim. What they can do is catch the microdroplets of sneezed and coughed moisture that the sick person has expelled with the flu virus clinging to them and prevent them from reaching your lungs. But you don't need an n99 for that; an n95 will do the job just fine. So will tying a bandana over your face, for that matter.

What Storm Trooper has up there is an organic vapor/acid gas combo cartridge in a half-face respirator. The cartridge has two components: an activated carbon cartridge to absorb odors and a p100 filter and it's just about as strong a mask as you can get without having to wear a positive pressure mask (which is more like a diving helmet, goes over your whole face and hooks up to a canister to supply clean air to you; because air pressure is greater under the mask than outside it, if the seal is broken around the edge of the mask the clean air leaks out and keeps the outside air from getting in). The problems are 1) she's probably not coming into contact with too much oil-based particulate matter since she doesn't walk around refineries or stick her face in exhaust pipes. 2) those cartridges are expensive and she is most likely not replacing them often.

I will give her credit in that they eliminate odors way better than any disposable or cloth is going to, as long as you're replacing the cartridges before the carbon is totally spent. It's totally fucking overkill for a woman who appears to not leave her apartment very often, but if she's so "chemical sensitive" that she's convinced herself even smelling certain things will trigger some kind of attack, then the combo cart she's got is honestly her best bet. I mean other than therapy and antipsychotics.

 

[AnotherLolAnon]

It's so dumb anyway.

Spoiler: Mask sperg.

The n## rating refers to two things
n = not oil resistant (as opposed to p## which are resistant)
## = percentage of particulate matter 2.5 the mask can filter (smoke, fine dust, etc, which are less than 2.5 micrometers in diameter)

So an n95 can filter out 95% of PM2.5 that isn't oil-based.
Cambridge are n99, vog are n95. Difference? Negligible in the long run since they're so expensive people don't replace them nearly as often as they should and the rating degrades over time as the filter is saturated and/or breaks down. They'd be better off getting a pack of n100 disposables and changing them out daily, but those don't come in pink floral prints.

Oh and none of them are fine enough to filter out viruses no matter what it they claim. What they can do is catch the microdroplets of sneezed and coughed moisture that the sick person has expelled with the flu virus clinging to them and prevent them from reaching your lungs. But you don't need an n99 for that; an n95 will do the job just fine. So will tying a bandana over your face, for that matter.

What Storm Trooper has up there is an organic vapor/acid gas combo cartridge in a half-face respirator. The cartridge has two components: an activated carbon cartridge to absorb odors and a p100 filter and it's just about as strong a mask as you can get without having to wear a positive pressure mask (which is more like a diving helmet, goes over your whole face and hooks up to a canister to supply clean air to you; because air pressure is greater under the mask than outside it, if the seal is broken around the edge of the mask the clean air leaks out and keeps the outside air from getting in). The problems are 1) she's probably not coming into contact with too much oil-based particulate matter since she doesn't walk around refineries or stick her face in exhaust pipes. 2) those cartridges are expensive and she is most likely not replacing them often.

I will give her credit in that they eliminate odors way better than any disposable or cloth is going to, as long as you're replacing the cartridges before the carbon is totally spent. It's totally fucking overkill for a woman who appears to not leave her apartment very often, but if she's so "chemical sensitive" that she's convinced herself even smelling certain things will trigger some kind of attack, then the combo cart she's got is honestly her best bet. I mean other than therapy and antipsychotics.

Riddle me this about these masks. They're wearing these cloth vog/Cambridge masks. They have filters inserted into them. Are the filters the only portion actually rated at all? Is the cloth component actually N95 also? It makes no sense that some clothes could be N95.

Further, these makes don't seal properly around the nose and chin. To professionally wear an N95, you need to be fit tested and have them tight around your nose and chin and they come in different sizes for that reason.

Further, reusable masks make no sense because you're filtering stuff out, so it's on the outside of the mask, then you take it off and you're throwing it in your bag for all the stuff you filtered out to get all over your belongings in your bag?

 

[Cold Waffle]

Riddle me this about these masks. They're wearing these cloth vog/Cambridge masks. They have filters inserted into them. Are the filters the only portion actually rated at all? Is the cloth component actually N95 also? It makes no sense that some clothes could be N95.

Further, these makes don't seal properly around the nose and chin. To professionally wear an N95, you need to be fit tested and have them tight around your nose and chin and they come in different sizes for that reason.

Further, reusable masks make no sense because you're filtering stuff out, so it's on the outside of the mask, then you take it off and you're throwing it in your bag for all the stuff you filtered out to get all over your belongings in your bag?

I just looked around on the Cambridge mask website and it seems like they market towards people exposed to air pollution, as well as "travelers, cyclists, urban residents, and respiratory disease sufferers." They also claim to be able to tailor fit with nose clips and "toggles" (whatever the heck those are), which means it just gives the illusion of fit. Those things leak air all over.

I think munchies saw a shiny toy that comes in pretty colors that screams "I GOT AN ILLNESS PAY ATTENTION TO ME," so they became like the munchie equivalent of 90s butterfly hair clips.

The athlete thing seems like a load of crap. I've never seen a single distance runner with a mask on. Anyone with a brain knows that you don't train in high-pollution areas and you keep your asthma under control with run-of-the-mill albuterol pre-treatment. A couple puffs and you're good to go for a couple hours. No big deal.

 

[dopedodo]

Back to our munchies: post Lyme syndrome is a thing, but it’s easily munchable because it isn’t easy to test for. No reputable doc will diagnose chronic Lyme though and anyone who is on long term antibiotics through iv is playing with fire, and likely munching.

What about "Neuro-lyme"? Is it a separate thing or just people OTTing the complications of bog standard Lyme?

I'm not very Lyme Literate, it's not endemic to my region (we get cases, but it's not on a par with some parts of the country)

i call bullshit on the candida causing those sores on her stoma and face,
the only things you can get from candida is itchy privates, a burning feeling and above all, your gentitals reek.
its a fairly treatable thing with the correct medicine.

Systemic candidiasis is a thing - for a select few unlucky people. Woo shillers and naturopaths will tell you that you have it whatever symptoms you're complaining of, and that their expensive protocol and stopping all your meds will cure it - but in reality everyone has some candida and other flora on their body. Systemic candidiasis is, as you'd guess, a multi-systemic infection (rather than localised like a yeast infection) and rarely ever seen outside of severely immunocompromised patients like those with AIDS or on chemotherapy.