Sonichu 7/18 - A note on Rosechu's privates

[Brian Butterfield]

I have to admit, Chris does have a Goddess-tier ability to bring up irrelevant sexual details whenever the mood strikes him. "This Born Penis," indeed.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The fuck did I just read?

The result of being raised by TV for almost 40 years?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

The amount of mental gymnastics to justify this when all he'd have to do is say 'that wasn't part of pokemon lore in 2006' should qualify Chris for the Olympics.

The special olympics at the very least.

 

[HM 935]

Is this more Magi-Chan directed information?

 

[{o}P II]

The amount of mental gymnastics to justify this when all he'd have to do is say 'that wasn't part of pokemon lore in 2006' should qualify Chris for the Olympics.

The special olympics at the very least.

But that would imply that these events were made up by some game devlopers and did not happen

 

[dirtydeanna96]

why does Chris think everyone following him on Twitter thinks like him?

Sincerely, Autism. Autists tend to have low theory of mind, Christian probably can't comprehend that others are able to have thoughts and opinions that don't agree with his.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Thank you, Christian, very cool.
Except no one asked.

"Dr. Silvestrechu"

So Chris is still referring to old Idea Guy notes. I guess it's a reference to this guy: https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Emil_Silvestru

Goddammit, I knew that name sounded familiar. It really irks me that he spent so much time kvetching about & trying to "fix" Wise, Boyd, et al.'s interference, but co-opts their edgy bullshit anyway.

It still kind of amazes me how easily the Idea Guys fucked everything up in Sonichu. Chris went years being completely impenetrable to reason, and then a few random internet weirdos convinced him to rewrite the whole canon.

I think that's what always bothered me the most about the "Idea" faggots. We have an entire wiki highlighting Chris' legendary gullibility, but I have never seen anyone fuck with Chris' reality this hard. If I had to guess, I'd say his increasing isolation would have to do with his deterioration, but I never would've guessed he'd pretty much free fall into delusion.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Wow. I am not up to date on the state of Sonichu at all.
Last I remember, Chris was really angry at people for saying Rosechu had a dick. Or am I thinking of some other thing Chris was sperging about?
I need to go to my lounge room, don my best sitting robe, pour a nice drink, light my pipe, and read up on my Sonichu lore.

 

[Jack Awful]

The Idea Guy shoulda named the doctor something like John Moneychu.
Missed opportunity.

 

[W00K #17]

If for some reason I ever happen to stumble upon the formula for time travel, the first thing I will ever do will be to show 2007 chris his future self. Maybe introduce the two, even.

 

[Tim Buckley]

To be fair people have been drawing and talking about her dick for years now. So apparently a lot of people. A lot of sad, sad people.

You're posting in a thread about her penis.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Wow. I am not up to date on the state of Sonichu at all.
Last I remember, Chris was really angry at people for saying Rosechu had a dick. Or am I thinking of some other thing Chris was sperging about?
I need to go to my lounge room, don my best sitting robe, pour a nice drink, light my pipe, and read up on my Sonichu lore.

Yeah, originally, he was mad over trolls saying Rosechu was transgender and denied it. Then a couple years back, a troll called Idea Guy got into Chris's head by role-playing as Sonichu characters, and one of the things he "informed" Chris about was that Rosechu really is trans.

 

[Ghostbeater]

Yeah, originally, he was mad over trolls saying Rosechu was transgender and denied it. Then a couple years back, a troll called Idea Guy got into Chris's head by role-playing as Sonichu characters, and one of the things he "informed" Chris about was that Rosechu really is trans.

He heavy heartedly tried to accept it but not without asking his "fans" first if he should retcon or not. With
A) If he doesn't it will hurt rosey and
B) The most important to him, it would hurt himself if he made her an official dickgirl

 

[Deadpool]

You're posting in a thread about her penis.

I never claimed to not be a sad sad person. As a matter of fact me being a kiwi for half a decade now proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt.

 

[Mr. 0]

I never claimed to not be a sad sad person. As a matter of fact me being a kiwi for half a decade now proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt.

gtfo newfag go back to ED where they entertain chris's tranny bullshit

 

[Deadpool]

gtfo newfag go back to ED where they entertain chris's tranny bullshit

Oh you.

 

[CakeCutey]

Jesus christ! I don't really follow much of the situations with Chris, but didn't he already state years ago Rosechu was a girl and flipped his shit if people said otherwise?

Wow, Chris is licking more lead paint chips, I take it.
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Do you ever think someone would be dumb to have Chris live with them in the event Barb dies?

 

[bigshot]

The horrifying part of all this is that I suspect this is all autobiographical.

 

[Rupin]

Jesus christ! I don't really follow much of the situations with Chris, but didn't he already state years ago Rosechu was a girl and flipped his shit if people said otherwise?

Do you ever think someone would be dumb to have Chris live with them in the event Barb dies?

That's a guarantee that someone will offer Chris a place to stay once shit hits the fan. The real question is how long will it take for him to wear out his welcome?

 

[asperhes]

The horrifying part of all this is that I suspect this is all autobiographical.

I thought this was obvious. We've now learned everything we've wanted to know about the functionality of Chris's penis.