Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[SargonF00t]

Assburger's girlfriend uploaded a video of her singing.

Shhh

youtu.be

Also holy shit she's got a bruise on her right eye, assburger's at it again it seems.

Who is this girl?

Who is Assburger?

This topic is hard to follow, there seems to be an unusually high amount of insider talk.

 

[Snídely Whiplashó]

Who is this girl?

Who is Assburger?

This topic is hard to follow, there seems to be an unusually high amount of insider talk.

As abridged as possible:
Assburger is a former friend of Mumkey's, who's also an alcoholic. That girl is his gf/wife (can't remember). Mumkey found out that Assburger, when drunk, would beat the shit out of her after hearing or seeing it during a Skype call, and he called the cops on Assburger to protect the girl. Despite the abuse, she defended Assburger and spread a bunch of rumors around about Mumkey or some shit, and both her and Assburger cut ties with him and still shit talk him sometimes, if I'm not mistaken. TL;DR:
They're both former friends of Mumkey in an abusive relationship with each other who fucked him over, well before Liu came into the picture.

 

[MCRonald]

It seems like Burger is returning at the end of July and they plan to release their side of the story.
It'd be interesting to hear their take of it all.
Especially considering Mumkey's character and what we've grown to known over the last few months relating to how he actually is.
Eitherway tho it'll be really interesting to see if Mumkey reacts to it, which is what I am looking forward to the most.

 

[Mumkey Lover]

It seems like Burger is returning at the end of July and they plan to release their side of the story.

Oh boy, can't wait to hear more about Tyler fucking his totally real, related by blood, sister.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Liu is the Eric for Mumkey's Dylan.

I'd rather say she is Randy Stair for Mumkey's Elliot Roger. Troon and incel - match made on 4 Chan.

 

[MCRonald]

Oh boy, can't wait to hear more about Tyler fucking his totally real, related by blood, sister.

Funny that you mention that, she has gone on to clarify that she meant having incest roleplay.
Liu has an Incest fetish too....

 

[ECLIPSE 6969XXX]

As abridged as possible:
Assburger is a former friend of Mumkey's, who's also an alcoholic. That girl is his gf/wife (can't remember). Mumkey found out that Assburger, when drunk, would beat the shit out of her after hearing or seeing it during a Skype call, and he called the cops on Assburger to protect the girl. Despite the abuse, she defended Assburger and spread a bunch of rumors around about Mumkey or some shit, and both her and Assburger cut ties with him and still shit talk him sometimes, if I'm not mistaken. TL;DR:
They're both former friends of Mumkey in an abusive relationship with each other who fucked him over, well before Liu came into the picture.

It's worth noting that he took a bite out of her fucking leg, if I remember correctly.

That video of Jackie is the saddest shit I've seen in a while.

 

[MCRonald]

As abridged as possible:
Assburger is a former friend of Mumkey's, who's also an alcoholic. That girl is his gf/wife (can't remember). Mumkey found out that Assburger, when drunk, would beat the shit out of her after hearing or seeing it during a Skype call, and he called the cops on Assburger to protect the girl. Despite the abuse, she defended Assburger and spread a bunch of rumors around about Mumkey or some shit, and both her and Assburger cut ties with him and still shit talk him sometimes, if I'm not mistaken. TL;DR:
They're both former friends of Mumkey in an abusive relationship with each other who fucked him over, well before Liu came into the picture.

My opinions about this situation has been controversial so I'll leave them out, however I will say some of the information in your abridged is incorrect and I feel like it'd be best to get everyone up to date before they release their side in a few weeks.
I'll quickly cover what you got wrong then I'll give another recap which hopefully is a bit more accurate, the information is really hard to follow and with how many liars are in the friend group, it's hard to know what exactly is truth and what isn't.

So Jackie is his Girlfriend, and the relationship was never abusive prior to the one incident that landed him in Jail.
And I have no clue how they fucked him over outside of just treating Mumkey like shit, unless that is what you mean.

Right so a bit more detailed recap.
Last Black Friday Jackie and Burger both relapsed and got drunk.
Something happened and Burger started to attack Jackie.
I forgot what exactly was said, I do know that it was said that Burger bit Jackie on the thigh though.
Jackie called Mumkey on Discord wanting him to do something so Mumkey called the Police and Burger got arrested.
The day after the incident Jackie went into her Discord VC while drunk again, and hysterically spread rumours.
Some being that Sheep/Mumkey cheated on each other before, Mumkey fucks his sister and them treating Burger like crap.
Mumkey jumped into the VC to listen to what was going on, and then made a video explaining the situation and accidentally doxxing both Jackie and Burger.
Then over the course of a few months, Burger and Jackie retaliated against Mumkey (tho Burger later than Jackie cause he was in Rehab with no access to internet for a month)
And that's about it.

 

[变性黑鬼]

According to Animated Demon, Liu wrote him a suicide note two days ago.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but, "I wrote a suicide note" is white-girl-speak for "I am entering doggy cock withdrawal and crave big knotty cocks inside of me." There is a zero % chance of her going through with it.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

I bet 20 internet dollars mcronald is assburger's account

 

[Erich Raeder]

Especially considering Mumkey's character and what we've grown to known over the last few months relating to how he actually is.

I don’t think Mumkey ever outright, blatantly lied about something. He’s a cuck now but I fully believe Assburger is an even worse person than him and Jackie just has Stockholm syndrome.

 

[MCRonald]

I bet 20 internet dollars mcronald is assburger's account

Well you got me.
I am indeed Assburger, please look forward to my new mixtape, Tenderized Meats, when it drops onto Soundcloud next week.
Featuring songs such as,
"Beats of Christmas Past"
"Bruise Hell"
"Banging on the Door"
and much much more.

In all seriousness though,

I don’t think Mumkey ever outright, blatantly lied about something. He’s a cuck now but I fully believe Assburger is an even worse person than him and Jackie just has Stockholm syndrome.

I didn't mean to imply Mumkey lying, just how it seems he is a shit person overall.
But yeah I agree with you on Burger, he is really awful and based off what I've been told about him.
It's been hilarious watching him use Mumkey's drama to "redeem" himself.

 

[Liquid Cool]

This Jackie girl is the type of girl I would have been obsessed with in high school.... but now I'm old enough to know to stay away from her.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Say what you will about Tyler, but in the Assburger situation he really did try to help. It just went bad for him and everyone involved.
He tried to do the right thing, but I’ve seen this before and I’ll probably see it again, some people who get abused don’t want to leave. Even when they first say that they do, they double down on staying.
It’s not a good situation to find yourself in, but I think he did well enough for a 23(?) year old. Can’t blame him for that at least.
Everything else though, he fucked up bad. That’s for sure.

 

[Snídely Whiplashó]

It seems like Burger is returning at the end of July and they plan to release their side of the story.
It'd be interesting to hear their take of it all.
Especially considering Mumkey's character and what we've grown to known over the last few months relating to how he actually is.

I think it'll be interesting for the sake of gossip, but I'd take their word for a grain of salt at this point, they both aren't mentally sound and they have giant hate boners for Mumkey; granted, Mumkey has done some retarded shit over the past few weeks, but something about Burger and Jackie's codependency disturbs me.

That video of Jackie is the saddest shit I've seen in a while.

Even if it's just a fake goofy video, in the context of their relationship it just comes off as creepy and sad.

 

[Ulkesh]

Say what you will about Tyler, but in the Assburger situation he really did try to help. It just went bad for him and everyone involved.
He tried to do the right thing, but I’ve seen this before and I’ll probably see it again, some people who get abused don’t want to leave. Even when they first say that they do, they double down on staying.
It’s not a good situation to find yourself in, but I think he did well enough for a 23(?) year old. Can’t blame him for that at least.
Everything else though, he fucked up bad. That’s for sure.

I don’t blame Mumkey at all for what he did at the time. It was the best thing he could do.
I do blame him for digging it up again with his auction thing. The adult thing to do was to just move on, but he instead was obviously taking pleasure in digging it back up and to mock a domestic abuse case.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I don’t blame Mumkey at all for what he did at the time. It was the best thing he could do.
I do blame him for digging it up again with his auction thing. The adult thing to do was to just move on, but he instead was obviously taking pleasure in digging it back up and to mock a domestic abuse case.

Oh yeah, I forgot about the auction thing. I suppose that was over the line a little, he could have just donated the pans and stuff if he didn’t want them. Selling them off, even for charity, was just drawing out the situation.

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

Assburger's girlfriend uploaded a video of her singing.

Shhh

youtu.be

Also holy shit she's got a bruise on her right eye, assburger's at it again it seems.

Wait, she is still with assburger? I thought she left his drunk ass after the first beating.

He identifies with school shooters and fictional middle-aged teachers turned meth cooks who end up dying in a shootout. He wants to fail. She's just a tool for him to cum a few times and fail in a "kino" way at the end of this "season" or whatever.

Digibro has once said in his video, that mumkey tends to put the world in a box and always think there no other ways to get out of the hole, he finds himself in.

 

[World Star]

Last Black Friday Jackie and Burger both relapsed and got drunk.
Something happened and Burger started to attack Jackie.
I forgot what exactly was said, I do know that it was said that Burger bit Jackie on the thigh though

Demon has said that Mumkey blames him for the attack since it seems that the trigger for assburgers was his last ex and Demon claims he brought her up to assbugers not too long before the attack occurred.

 

[Telecom]

I do wonder if Rusty and Emperor Lemon are waiting for the Mumkey suicide at this point. Tyler has probably put them in such a shitty situation on purpose to force them to break ties with him. I doubt anyone with self-respect or a desire for a future career would want to work with a suicidal pedo apologist (see Erich also leaving Tyler). I feel a little bad for them, but they also started a podcast with a man notorious for burning bridges even before his downfall. So what do they do at this point? Stay silent? I know people mentioned Rusty has probably already cut ties with Mumkey, but will they outright replace Tyler?