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Kermit the Frog said:
According to DSPArchive on Twitter, Phil admitted that he doesn't know how to ride a bike. The reasoning was that he lived in a bad neighborhood and didn't want to get beaten up for it. Good to know he was always a cowardly, no-fun recluse. What kid didn't ride their bike around the neighborhood with their friends? I mean seriously, what kid thinks this way? Either his parents instilled the fear in him or he was too stupid to learn and came up with the safety excuse to justify it. Either way, Phil is one of the most sheltered, out of touch people in existence. A truly strange creature.
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During an Ask the King around Thanksgiving 2018, I recall Phil mentioning that he had certain family members who would go on racist rants at the dinner table.

Phil has told multiple racist jokes and has referred to many stereotypes, later claiming he didn't know they were insensitive.

Last week Phil told us that he has phone conversations with his dad about how they hate Chinese people.

Phil never learned to ride a bike because if he had a bike a nigger would steal it.

As recently as April or May 2019 Phil has used the term "ghetto" to refer to the inner city.

Phil is not racist. Anyone who says he is has no proof and is making stuff up.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
"People float at waist level"
Phil is saying that in any body of water human legs are so buoyant that they will cause you to sink in no deeper than your belly-button.
This would mean the swinning stroke called 'treading water' is completely unnecessary.
It's like he's never even seen people in water deeper than 3 feet before.
Reminds me of that party he was at just filming everyone having fun in the pool but Phil didn't get in at all.
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If I remember right, Pig can't swim and even had to make up an ego saving measure to explain why he can't swim. Because rather than own up to not knowing how to do anything, he has to pretend he's competent at everything since he can't take being called unable or dumb.

Interestingly, you're only that buoyant if you're a fatty fat fat, because fat is less dense than muscle. So Pig's admitting using his own lardy existence for why he floats.

As for Pig pretending he's not racist; it's funny to watch him fear change himself to not lose Twitch money and Bits. Also telling he used the Nigga Stole My Bike meme to make up a reason why he's too retarded to know how to ride one.
 
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"Frogalistic_Frogafish cheered and asked, Phil have you ever had sex? Uhh, yes! It's easy! You, uhh, you... the man puts his balls in the girls belly button and then... uhhh... then they pee on each other or something. And then a baby is made. Of course I don't have sex with my wife, Kat, because we don't want kids. Bottom line is I've had lots of sex with various humans."
 
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Most pigs can swim, but the one we discuss here is too fat and lazy to give it a try. It would be a great way to strengthen his bad back and flabby muscles, I just don't think the local YMCA would allow him back in after they finish cleaning up the grease off the top of the water.
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My god, this pre-stream was horrendous. For some reason he felt the need to mention money, tips and subs even more than usual.

And he also did a new(?) thing today: instead of whining about """interaction""" during/towards the end of the stream, he mentioned multiple times that today's stream will be VERY """interactive""". It almost sounded like a warning or some shit, really odd.

I'll see if I can slap together a small compilation.

-edit- Done.


@SkippyLongbottom, I'll see how stuff goes and if the stream warants one, I might do a follow-up. No promises, though. :roll:
 
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Comma said:
My god, this pre-stream was horrendous. For some reason he felt the need to mention money, tips and subs even more than usual.

And he also did a new(?) thing today: instead of whining about """interaction""" during/towards the end of the stream, he mentioned multiple times that today's stream will be VERY """interactive""". It almost sounded like a warning or some shit, really odd.

I'll see if I can slap together a small compilation.
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Would love an edited video for that. Today will be very interactive, followed by just dead air with cricket noises, and then him complaining about low interaction at the end of the stream.
 
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For some reason he felt the need to mention money, tips and subs even more than usual.
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Guilt tripping the free loading viewers because ONLY WATCHING ADS ISN'T ENOUGH GUYS.

Lemme guess, he's blown through his last couple months of earnings and didn't set anything aside for his next installment of the tax payment plan. It'd be very Phil like to make a lot of money and still have nothing left over for actual bills.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Someone asked him if he ever experienced an earthquake and he said something like this: No, never, although recently there was one in seattle, but i was probably streaming and i had my headphones on so i did not hear it.

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Bullshit, I live about 3 hours drive away from Seattle and the earthquake we had recently, which I felt it, happened around 2am-3am at night.

So it's more like he didnt feel it because he was intoxicated with Gin around that time
 
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PieceofShet said:
Someone asked him if he ever experienced an earthquake and he said something like this: No, never, although recently there was one in seattle, but i was probably streaming and i had my headphones on so i did not hear it.

WAT?
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i'm laughing
phil is so dumb he thinks all earthquakes make rumbling noises all over

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Bullshit, I live about 3 hours away from Seattle and the earthquake we had recently, which I felt it, happened around 2am-3am at night.

So it's more like he didnt feel it because he was intoxicated with Gin around that time
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can't feel an earthquake when you're shaking and the room is spinning
 
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PeeAndPooLover69 said:
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what a manchild of a reaction just because someone told him to play ctr instead
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What a spaz. Reminds me how he beat Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 in two streams. The game was paid for, he COOP'd the whole thing, and refused to do the side content. Another game he said he completed and there was nothing to do.

He's so fucking odd. You think a game like that where he(someone else)made special emotes for would milk it for at least another stream tackling the challenges solo since he bitched about how it was "bugged" in online multiplayer.
 
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Guilt tripping the free loading viewers because ONLY WATCHING ADS ISN'T ENOUGH GUYS.

Lemme guess, he's blown through his last couple months of earnings and didn't set anything aside for his next installment of the tax payment plan. It'd be very Phil like to make a lot of money and still have nothing left over for actual bills.
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Pretty sure Pig just wants another "vacation" again TBH, since he also does the pissy and desperate beggar routine whenever playing at being a big boy salaryman gets too hard for him despite his half hour cry-breaks in the shitter with his porn and phone, or the fact he can be late to show and not have to make up the clock. I'm not giving it too much thought beyond that, since overthinking Pig is a very common theme when it comes to why he does what he does.

This baby can't even handle a 20-28 hour "work" week where the work is playing a game to completion for others to enjoy consistently, so sometimes he just needs to drunkenly watch his Netflix and sob to himself as Kat henpecks him for more nice things or else she finds a new grift and divorces him for cash.
 
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