Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

Cowlick said:
1] I am neither crazy-looking nor a freak.

2] One of the italicized is correct & one is not. (Further info: The italicized word in your final sentence is correct, but there is a mistaken word in it.)

3] I don't care what a "Poobah" is (my spell-check says not a word), but am curious why the defining sentence never ends.

More reply &/or correction:

1] I don't "talk" to any of you ever, let alone constantly as claimed by that un-ended sentence.

2] I never have fantasies about anyone's ass, though I see this forum to be filled with those who are either asses or pains in the ass.

3] I never intentionally called anyone gay (though I also didn't deny they were, nor did I say there was anything wrong with the homosexuality of the majority of members here). Also, @LoverofPi , I never claimed I had "no homosexual thoughts at all", but so you don't make that false claim again, let me state the factual reality: I have never been the least bit homosexual. However, based mainly on the reading of posts in threads &/or profiles by many of you, I know some of you are varying degrees of homosexual, &/or have admitted to having homosexual thoughts &/or feelings regarding me (which I have never reciprocated & never will).

4] @flossman , I used to have that reaction to many of the sentences in your posts. However, I eventually both realized & decided that here, it is not expected (let alone required) for sentences to have endings, let alone points.
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@Cowlick has made a lot of sweeping claims.

Allow me to retort.

1. Liar! Liar! Pants on Fire!

2. Brevity is the soul of wit, you genetically deficient circus freak

3. Just because something is not recognized by your spellcheck doesn't mean it's not a word

Now, to refute your other claims...

1. You get off on the attention we give you because your life really is that boring and pathetic

2. Liar! Liar! Pants on Fire!

3. For a guy who insists on being heterosexual, you sure are fixated on the idea of us Kiwis being gay and attracted to you. I can't tell if this is due to your narcissism, your repressed homosexuality, or some weird mix of the two.

4. Your mother's your sister!
 
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Cowlick said:
Close, but mistaken... I simply have & utilize my skull & bones, unlike many members here who spend the majority of their time trying to finnd people who will fill their skulls with the other person's bones (reciprocation optional).
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How would you put bones in your skull?

Let's add "anatomy" to the list of things you fail at.
 
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1] @Syaoran Li :

1A] Total truth. In reply to your claim, my pants don't ignite simply due to the outdoor heat &/or the heat you believe is related to what is contained within them.

1B] I am none of the things you describe me as. Also, brevity went out the proverbial window months ago.

1C] No, but just because someone here claims something is a word doesn't mean it is.

On to Part 2...

2A] I don't at all, which means your reasons cannot possibly be true.

2B] Total truth. In reply to your claim, my pants don't ignite simply due to the outdoor heat &/or the heat you believe is related to what is contained within them.

2C] I am heterosexual, but not at all "fixed" on the idea of any members here being attracted to me. The same way I admit what is/isn't a word, I simply read what is written about me, & derive meaning from it (as well as the fact that this thread about me existed long before I knew this site existed, & is quite active when I don't visit the site for anywhere between hours & weeks).

3] @Mr. X , there is no explanation, as there needn't be an explanation for something that is not true.

4] @Agoraphobic Bullshit , it's wrong of you to discuss any potential causes from brain damage of others when you will never have one to damage (though that may simultaneously be one of the reasons you publicly make obviously-incorrect claims).

5] @ChurchOfGodBear , I would not. You, on the other hand (if not using your hand), would likely do so by choosing the proper direction & thrusting your waist (which should not be confused with the homonym "waste", which the majority of you are away from this site & each other).
 
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Cowlick said:
1] @Syaoran Li :

1A] Total truth. In reply to your claim, my pants don't ignite simply due to the outdoor heat &/or the heat you believe is related to what is contained within them.
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You do know what a figure of speech is, right?

That has got to be one of the dumbest responses you've made to anyone in this thread and I can't tell if you're saying it out of some narcissistic sense of pride or if you're really that stupid.

Honestly, I'd say it's a mix of both.
 
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Cowlick said:
1] @Syaoran Li :

1A] Total truth. In reply to your claim, my pants don't ignite simply due to the outdoor heat &/or the heat you believe is related to what is contained within them.

1B] I am none of the things you describe me as. Also, brevity went out the proverbial window months ago.

1C] No, but just because someone here claims something is a word doesn't mean it is.

On to Part 2...

2A] I don't at all, which means your reasons cannot possibly be true.

2B] Total truth. In reply to your claim, my pants don't ignite simply due to the outdoor heat &/or the heat you believe is related to what is contained within them.

2C] I am heterosexual, but not at all "fixed" on the idea of any members here being attracted to me. The same way I admit what is/isn't a word, I simply read what is written about me, & derive meaning from it (as well as the fact that this thread about me existed long before I knew this site existed, & is quite active when I don't visit the site for anywhere between hours & weeks).

3] @Mr. X , there is no explanation, as there needn't be an explanation for something that is not true.

4] @Agoraphobic Bullshit , it's wrong of you to discuss any potential causes from brain damage of others when you will never have one to damage (though that may simultaneously be one of the reasons you publicly make obviously-incorrect claims).

5] @ChurchOfGodBear , I would not. You, on the other hand (if not using your hand), would likely do so by choosing the proper direction & thrusting your waist (which should not be confused with the homonym "waste", which the majority of you are away from this site & each other).
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@Cowlick , that was actually a pretty clever zinger you hurled at me... until you added the bits in the parentheses and made it utterly autistic.
 
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Cowlick said:
1] @Syaoran Li :

1A] Total truth. In reply to your claim, my pants don't ignite simply due to the outdoor heat &/or the heat you believe is related to what is contained within them.

1B] I am none of the things you describe me as. Also, brevity went out the proverbial window months ago.

1C] No, but just because someone here claims something is a word doesn't mean it is.

On to Part 2...

2A] I don't at all, which means your reasons cannot possibly be true.

2B] Total truth. In reply to your claim, my pants don't ignite simply due to the outdoor heat &/or the heat you believe is related to what is contained within them.

2C] I am heterosexual, but not at all "fixed" on the idea of any members here being attracted to me. The same way I admit what is/isn't a word, I simply read what is written about me, & derive meaning from it (as well as the fact that this thread about me existed long before I knew this site existed, & is quite active when I don't visit the site for anywhere between hours & weeks).

3] @Mr. X , there is no explanation, as there needn't be an explanation for something that is not true.

4] @Agoraphobic Bullshit , it's wrong of you to discuss any potential causes from brain damage of others when you will never have one to damage (though that may simultaneously be one of the reasons you publicly make obviously-incorrect claims).

5] @ChurchOfGodBear , I would not. You, on the other hand (if not using your hand), would likely do so by choosing the proper direction & thrusting your waist (which should not be confused with the homonym "waste", which the majority of you are away from this site & each other).
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I am unsure why you spend time thinking about my thrusting waist.
 
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