Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Al from Dadeville]

Lucas seems really scared of finding out he has autism. He swears he doesn’t have it because “they don’t talk like I do”

Lucas Werner: Schrodinger’s Autist

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Lucas Werner: Schrodinger’s Autist
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We're on our way to another inpatient saga. Lucas seem like the perfect argument in favor of neutering people like him. While it's a known fact he'll never be able to contaminate the gene pool, it doesn't hurt to have that safety measure in place. He does seem scummy enough to fuck an unconscious girl.

 

[JuniperFalls]

Courtesy of "It's Wednesday My Dudes". Lucas is back on the food analogies. Food and sex is all he thinks about, well, that and maybe the occasional board game. If you like cheese which is aged, then surely you should like aged men. As someone else had pointed out a ways back, no one else thinks like this. It literally makes zero sense.

He is so exceptional and so arrogant. It really blows the mind. Also, I guess the boardgame designing is on hold right now? I have been waiting for the release of "Dancing Telomeres".

Jesus. As soon as I read your post -- but before looking at what Lucas wrote -- I thought "So if liking cheese means you have to like older men, does liking fresh sushi mean you have to be a pedophile?" Except -- he actually MENTIONS sushi in that post, yet does not make the connection!

I know, expecting logical reasoning from a presumably unmedicated schizophrenic is an exercise in futility. Yet I still manage to be surprised every time Lucas makes such an unbelievably boneheaded statement.

 

[mothman96]

We're on our way to another inpatient saga. Lucas seem like the perfect argument in favor of neutering people like him. While it's a known fact he'll never be able to contaminate the gene pool, it doesn't hurt to have that safety measure in place. He does seem scummy enough to fuck an unconscious girl.

That got me thinking of that video Lucas made, where he was filming a girl sleeping on a sofa. It was his defense that he was not sex predator because he was not all over her. He was so off the mark, for he was not alone with her. There was another girl in the room and the voice of another guy can be heard. He's not about to rape a girl when there are witnesses, and they would have kicked his ass.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

After seeing the Wern purchase 12lbs of cheese, knowing that Phil eats cheese by the blocks, and the possibility of cheese being a lolcow thing, we could establish a new category for the lolcow awards. "Most cheese consumed by a single cow"

 

[Da Dude123]

Courtesy of "It's Wednesday My Dudes". As far as I know Lucas met this Lacie once. And it wasn't even like they went on a legit date. Lucas met her with a group of people. I'm sure he thinks groveling and acting like a pussy is securing his place in the queue. Almost no one likes someone who gets attached after meeting someone once. Also, since Lucas admitted that he is okay dating someone who doesn't want kids, then according to his logic, he is being a bigot. He is being ageist, since he is throwing out his whole pseudo science argument. I really he hope he does that autism screening and then releases the results on Facebook.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Would you be more likely to go out with me if I took my meds? Is that the problem? Just wondering. Just wondering. Is it the schizophrenia? The poor hygeine? My sweat that smells like liquid cheese? My paedophilia? My stupidity and lack of prospects? My history of violence and stalking that keeps you away? Juuuuuuuust trying to figure it out.

 

[Rogowski]

It’s hilarious because if you go to the Facebook pages of the other dudes he met that day they’re all swagfag retards and they’re all (including Lacie) the type of flat bill wearing, mumble rap listening, codeine obsessing, black culture appropriating, twiggy alien faggots that he used to always screech about on Facebook prior to this. I would say they’re doing a great job of trolling him by making him turn his back on everything he used to rally against but they aren’t that fucking smart.

 

[Da Dude123]

It looks like that whole entourage is no longer friends with Lucas.

It’s hilarious because if you go to the Facebook pages of the other dudes he met that day they’re all swagfag exceptional individuals and they’re all (including Lacie) the type of flat bill wearing, mumble rap listening, codeine obsessing, black culture appropriating, twiggy alien faggots that he used to always screech about on Facebook prior to this. I would say they’re doing a great job of trolling him by making him turn his back on everything he used to rally against but they aren’t that fucking smart.

 

[Fiveseven15]

It looks like that whole entourage is no longer friends with Lucas.

he fell in love with the girl he met and hugged once, and is now pouty she wont marry him. dude is literally in a 10 year olds mental state. and still demanding dates from anyone willing to listen


hes so desperate but somehow thinks hes in any position to make demands lol

 

[mothman96]

hes so desperate but somehow thinks hes in any position to make demands lol
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So what he's saying , in order to unblock Lacy and her friends, Lacy has to offer herself to him? If not Lacy the group has to give him a girl?

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Are Lacie and her friends playing with a full deck? It's obvious the only reason Lucas was being "buddy, buddy" with her friends was to get to Lacie. When that was not going to happen, he blocked her and her friends became expendable too. And they want back in with the insane pedo, that they have a friend begging Lucas to unblock them.

 

[Rogowski]

He’s cycled back to “Poor me nobody loves me”.

 

[Da Dude123]

Yeah, I don't get it. Are they that desperate to troll him? If that Lacie girl knows what is good for her (which she probably doesn't). She will stay away from Lucas.

For Lucas it is a one way street being friends with someone. What can you do for me? Bring me a woman!

So what he's saying , in order to unblock Lacy and her friends, Lacy has to offer herself to him? If not Lacy the group has to give him a girl?

ETA:
Are Lacie and her friends playing with a full deck? It's obvious the only reason Lucas was being "buddy, buddy" with her friends was to get to Lacie. When that was not going to happen, he blocked her and her friends became expendable too. And they want back in with the insane pedo, that they have a friend begging Lucas to unblock them.

 

[inv773]

Jesus. As soon as I read your post -- but before looking at what Lucas wrote -- I thought "So if liking cheese means you have to like older men, does liking fresh sushi mean you have to be a pedophile?" Except -- he actually MENTIONS sushi in that post, yet does not make the connection!

I know, expecting logical reasoning from a presumably unmedicated schizophrenic is an exercise in futility. Yet I still manage to be surprised every time Lucas makes such an unbelievably boneheaded statement.

This is it in a nutshell. His whole fascination with sushi, and how it blew pizza out of the water is just a connection to pussy, and how great he'd be at going south of the border should a young spicy tuna roll come his way. His mania allows you to briefly glimpse the truth he normally barely hides. During episodes, he "damage controls" unsuccessfully, and then he's backpedaling into a quarry.

 

[Fiveseven15]

lucas: 'girls are bigot fascist pigs for not wanting to fuck . take accountability !' 2 mins later: 'why arent girls willing to fuck me?'

 

[Twrx]

lucas: 'girls are bigot fascist pigs for not wanting to fuck . take accountability !' 2 mins later: 'why arent girls willing to fuck me?'


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Lucas is probably only going full tankie because he believes if commies take over, he'll be issued an ovulator.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

He’s cycled back to “Poor me nobody loves me”.
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I just realized something with that comment. Lucas is in the cycle of abuse with nobody to abuse.



In the tensions building phase, we see his normal creepy bullshit. We see him hitting on women with no interest. Sometimes, we see him being trolled.

In the incident phase, Lukey boy blows up. One time literally, when he threw a glass at his ex, but usually online since he's a pile of impotent rage. He blocks people, posts angry rants, makes threats, and gets mad at anyone not setting him up.

He's in stage 3, reconciliation. He's just SO SAD. People should feel bad for Lucas, according to Lucas. He can't help it, he's just so lonely.

Soon we'll see the stage 4, normalcy stage, and he'll be sperging about his nonfunctional board games.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Yeah, I don't get it. Are they that desperate to troll him? If that Lacie girl knows what is good for her (which she probably doesn't). She will stay away from Lucas.

For Lucas it is a one way street being friends with someone. What can you do for me? Bring me a woman!

From what I see, Lacie and her group found some "cred" among their circle of weens from getting an in with their resident local lolcow "legend". Like most other people addicted to social media validation, they're still looking for more asspats and cred from future interactions with Lucas, so they're gonna do what they can to keep that line going. They're pretty stupid people, though not uncommon in today's social media age where many have already gotten themselves killed in the quest for posts and selfies that get them asspats.

They're lucky that Lucas is more of a pushover in real life and doing themselves a favor by cutting ties with them because Lacie refuses to fuck Lucas. They could've picked a cow that might've led to actual sexual assault for Lacie.

 

[mothman96]

From what I see, Lacie and her group found some "cred" among their circle of I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME from getting an in with their resident local lolcow "legend". Like most other people addicted to social media validation, they're still looking for more asspats and cred from future interactions with Lucas, so they're gonna do what they can to keep that line going. They're pretty stupid people, though not uncommon in today's social media age where many have already gotten themselves killed in the quest for posts and selfies that get them asspats.

They're lucky that Lucas is more of a pushover in real life and doing themselves a favor by cutting ties with them because Lacie refuses to fuck Lucas. They could've picked a cow that might've led to actual sexual assault for Lacie.

I think given the opportunity, Lucas being alone with someone like Lacie, would not end well for the girl. Years of pent up frustration would break out, and there would be no holding him back.

 

[Rogowski]

Imagine doing retarded shit for internet clout and then being surprised when this happens. She’s probably m!lking it for more clout but faggots gonna faggot.

EDIT: Kimberly Belcher is her mom.

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