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I'd say the bullet is about to hit him.
Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression
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I'd say the bullet is about to hit him.
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Null is just some rando who keeps getting banned from streaming services. Matt Jarbo is the owner of the Kiwi Farms.
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When is that super lawyer gonna super sue jarbo the hut for the farms?
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One already did, because the actual owner is Akiva Cohen, family photo copyright claimant extraordinaire.
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I think Mumkey tried to live out the Hollywood cliche of sacrificing everything and everyone for love because he perceives life through existing media.
In the movies it usually ends with everything working out and all doubters being proven wrong and asking for forgiveness, but we all know how it turned out for Mumkey.
In the movies it usually ends with everything working out and all doubters being proven wrong and asking for forgiveness, but we all know how it turned out for Mumkey.
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I can't say I'm surprised Liu left him, but I am surprised it happened this quickly.
This is the most interesting thing about the shit going on with Mumkey, everything is happening so fast.
This is the most interesting thing about the shit going on with Mumkey, everything is happening so fast.
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Turns out that movies aren't the best at showing how the real world works, who knew.
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I'm not surprised it ended so fast. from the sounds of what she said in the gunt retort interview she was with the child right up until mumkey fucked her, then he used various pressure tactics like moving her half was across a continent, proposing to her, etc. to try and stop the "relationship" from falling apart (she even tried cheating on him while it was still happening). it was pretty obvious this thing wouldn't last very long at all, especially with people fucking with her everywhere online and ruining her life when she was with mumkey.
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Dick's still talking about Mumkey on Twitter, making the prediction that he's lying about Liu leaving to try to keep her from leaving. I'm confident he's wrong considering it's a dumb plan at best, and the second part of his tweet guessing that Tyler is going to kill himself otherwise tells me he's not believing his own words. That's not the kind of prediction someone "100%" certain a friend will bounce back makes.
There's no reason to mince words - Tyler is going to be dead soon and he'll be the third Dick Show contributor close to Dick to kill themselves this year, and hearing newer episodes of the show it's clearly beginning to get to him. Tyler's given up and he fucked his life entirely of his own accord, and everyone around him has moved on. Dick, however, insists on trying to help. He's put a lot of stock in Tyler, going as far as putting real money into bets with random people on Twitter that he'll call in while relentlessly trying to get him onto the show and pay for him to fly out for Road Rage: Vegas. It's going to hurt him when Tyler offs himself, and he's already begun to rationalize it as being Asterios's fault among other things. Of all the people in this story he's the only one I've come to feel genuinely sorry for, because he's done the most a man can do to help Tyler and I know one day very soon he'll be left with just another dead friend to show for it.
There's no reason to mince words - Tyler is going to be dead soon and he'll be the third Dick Show contributor close to Dick to kill themselves this year, and hearing newer episodes of the show it's clearly beginning to get to him. Tyler's given up and he fucked his life entirely of his own accord, and everyone around him has moved on. Dick, however, insists on trying to help. He's put a lot of stock in Tyler, going as far as putting real money into bets with random people on Twitter that he'll call in while relentlessly trying to get him onto the show and pay for him to fly out for Road Rage: Vegas. It's going to hurt him when Tyler offs himself, and he's already begun to rationalize it as being Asterios's fault among other things. Of all the people in this story he's the only one I've come to feel genuinely sorry for, because he's done the most a man can do to help Tyler and I know one day very soon he'll be left with just another dead friend to show for it.
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Dik weighs in with an outrageous theory. I believe somebody here had a similar theory, regarding tard wrangling Liu and getting her to stay the fuck off the internet before she ruins Tyler's life even more. I really don't believe he is generally the type of person to perform gay ops of that magnitude, but it's an entertaining idea.
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I could see this. He probably still has her but wants to move on. Saying "she's gone" will shut down the trolls. If Dick is right he has put himself on lockdown to strategize. But if she's still there that will come out eventually, and the fallout will be twice as large.
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Aww jeez you guys, I have a bad feeling about this.
I hope he did break it up with her. If I was going with some whore (although I hope I would never end up with one like Liu the pedofuck attention-whore red-rocket stroker) and saw the shit she was doing, very publicly, I would end it. The very fact she went on Ethan Ralph's show would be enough for me to break it off, but he isn't me.
If he is on his pills still we will get a reaction that hits the very peak of the first circle, especially if family and friends intervene. As Null describes it, half as bad as your worst day if you are on pills, worse than your worse day if you are coming off SSRIs. If he has stopped taking them, or does stop taking them, or mixes them with enough of something volatile, then we're talking about the danger-zone last peak downwards, regardless of any intervention or cat-son he has convinced himself to keep living for.
I don't want to see him kill himself. If he did break up with her then that is the first smart thing he has done in a long while, and very clear-headed compared to the things he has been saying recently. Which is what worries me, it is almost as if "the real him" had time to pop out and assess the situation, with him realising he needs to get Liu the fuck away from him. If he does completely isolate himself and keeps off the SSRIs (or even stops taking them at this point) his worst day is yet to come and then I fear we'll find him blue-faced on a live-stream with a small kitten batting at his hanging cadaver. Now more than ever he needs Patchy and his father to insist he spends time with them, for Biggs and Rusty Cage to appear and take shifts watching him, some shit like that. Power-level, I had a friend who was suicidal and he convinced the person hanging with him that he was fine and to leave him alone for the night, next day we're visiting him in hospital with bandages up and down his wrists.
Further power-leveling (for the purpose of showing how correct Null is) I decided to cold turkey my own SSRIs due to how Mumkey was acting on them, information I learned in the mean-time, and my own dissatisfaction with the side-effects. I recently had one of my worst days in recent history and there was no discernible cause other than I came off these tablets and had a less than perfect day. Let me repeat that - two-three weeks off SSRIs, a normal but not brilliant day, and I was wishing I was dead. If I was in his position and I stopped taking those mind-numbers, then I would have no hope.
Let's hope he keeps on the pills (suspiciously shaped like the Star of David) for now, gets people to watch over him, and he'll eventually get over this shit. If not it is bye-bye Mumkey but at least I win the deadpool.
I hope he did break it up with her. If I was going with some whore (although I hope I would never end up with one like Liu the pedofuck attention-whore red-rocket stroker) and saw the shit she was doing, very publicly, I would end it. The very fact she went on Ethan Ralph's show would be enough for me to break it off, but he isn't me.
If he is on his pills still we will get a reaction that hits the very peak of the first circle, especially if family and friends intervene. As Null describes it, half as bad as your worst day if you are on pills, worse than your worse day if you are coming off SSRIs. If he has stopped taking them, or does stop taking them, or mixes them with enough of something volatile, then we're talking about the danger-zone last peak downwards, regardless of any intervention or cat-son he has convinced himself to keep living for.
I don't want to see him kill himself. If he did break up with her then that is the first smart thing he has done in a long while, and very clear-headed compared to the things he has been saying recently. Which is what worries me, it is almost as if "the real him" had time to pop out and assess the situation, with him realising he needs to get Liu the fuck away from him. If he does completely isolate himself and keeps off the SSRIs (or even stops taking them at this point) his worst day is yet to come and then I fear we'll find him blue-faced on a live-stream with a small kitten batting at his hanging cadaver. Now more than ever he needs Patchy and his father to insist he spends time with them, for Biggs and Rusty Cage to appear and take shifts watching him, some shit like that. Power-level, I had a friend who was suicidal and he convinced the person hanging with him that he was fine and to leave him alone for the night, next day we're visiting him in hospital with bandages up and down his wrists.
Further power-leveling (for the purpose of showing how correct Null is) I decided to cold turkey my own SSRIs due to how Mumkey was acting on them, information I learned in the mean-time, and my own dissatisfaction with the side-effects. I recently had one of my worst days in recent history and there was no discernible cause other than I came off these tablets and had a less than perfect day. Let me repeat that - two-three weeks off SSRIs, a normal but not brilliant day, and I was wishing I was dead. If I was in his position and I stopped taking those mind-numbers, then I would have no hope.
Let's hope he keeps on the pills (suspiciously shaped like the Star of David) for now, gets people to watch over him, and he'll eventually get over this shit. If not it is bye-bye Mumkey but at least I win the deadpool.
Odie Esty
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wrote this under his vid but posting it here for asspats:
of fucking course she's gone you fucking idiot. She's a pedophile and you're a grown man despite how you act. You threw your life away for a woman who draws porn of baby animals and you're amazed she ran out of you. You did exponentially more damage to yourself when you pulled this than when youtube deplatformed you, because then people were angry for you, not at you. The reason no one sided with you is that anyone paying attention could see this coming. It's not their fault you thrust your hand onto a hot stove mumkey, it's yours.
of fucking course she's gone you fucking idiot. She's a pedophile and you're a grown man despite how you act. You threw your life away for a woman who draws porn of baby animals and you're amazed she ran out of you. You did exponentially more damage to yourself when you pulled this than when youtube deplatformed you, because then people were angry for you, not at you. The reason no one sided with you is that anyone paying attention could see this coming. It's not their fault you thrust your hand onto a hot stove mumkey, it's yours.
Pham
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If cock is correct and Liu is still around then it will be funny when it inevitably gets revealed.
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Well this took a predictable turn, you can see he's truly fucking broken, that it, its over now, he's done. If his brother doesn't reach out he's a dead man within a month, bets are still on that furry pedo has gone back to Dylan again.
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On the one hand, I did really feel for him in that video, especially when he was crying.
On the other hand, everything that has happened to him has been one way or another because of his words and actions. And the fact that he was still arrogant and spiteful in that video makes me not want to feel bad for him.
Also, real dick move to omit Dick when talking about people who stood by him.
On the other hand, everything that has happened to him has been one way or another because of his words and actions. And the fact that he was still arrogant and spiteful in that video makes me not want to feel bad for him.
Also, real dick move to omit Dick when talking about people who stood by him.
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I mean, we told him this was going to happen, and he literally thought it was just haters. I feel bad for him, especially because I've felt the fallout of mistakes that you've made in a snap decision, maybe he'll finally learn from this.
Nguyen Van Phuoc
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I think Boku no Pico would be more fitting
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This may sound 
but I think with Liu getting out of the picture now, and having the emotional break hit sooner than later, his chances of not killing are much better. I'm seeing a lot of upvotes to the "She's Gone" video, so perhaps there is something for him to salvage from all of this. Still had to make this meme:
but I think with Liu getting out of the picture now, and having the emotional break hit sooner than later, his chances of not killing are much better. I'm seeing a lot of upvotes to the "She's Gone" video, so perhaps there is something for him to salvage from all of this. Still had to make this meme:
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Emp and Rusty's comments on mumkey's most recent twitter post