Married Kiwis! How's that going? - Married life is strange, innit?

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Meh, I'm pretty happy.

She does things that piss me off, but very rarely on purpose.

Like @Corbin Dallas Multipass said, we lived together before we dun got hitched, so there wasn't too much of a surprise.

Edit: Oh, and she's kind of a libtard and probably wouldn't like the fact that I post here if she knew what this place was, but I love her anyway.
 
Lol, she tells me that I talk in my sleep. Sometimes I'll even sleepwalk. I guess I'm not perfect either.
The sleep walking/talking runs in the family. How do I know this? When we've had family gatherings and the men of the family sleep in the same room, they all talk to each other. I think they may be friendly Texan pod people.
 
I think @Heinrich Himmler is/was married so share stories for us

And I still am!
Things just go well, we work, do our things and program our vacation next month.
Frau Himmler and I had to overcome lots of blunder together, but so far so well!

The only surprise I got was Mr. Nekro will talk German in his sleep sometimes. (he's mostly fluent) It's mostly about work.
I remember you mentioning that!
 
Meh, I'm pretty happy.

She does things that piss me off, but very rarely on purpose.

Like @Corbin Dallas Multipass said, we lived together before we dun got hitched, so there wasn't too much of a surprise.

Edit: Oh, and she's kind of a libtard and probably wouldn't like the fact that I post here if she knew what this place was, but I love her anyway.
Frau Himmler too was horrified when I made her see this site. She said to stop using it because "it's probably illegal".
But then again, she's the woman that freaks out and asks if you are crazy if you download music from the Internet, so....

Another thing she barely tolerates is me watching anime or having Monika as my waifu.
She takes a big issue with it actually.
 
Frau Himmler too was horrified when I made her see this site. She said to stop using it because "it's probably illegal".
But then again, she's the woman that freaks out and asks if you are crazy if you download music from the Internet, so....

Another thing she barely tolerates is me watching anime or having Monika as my waifu.
She takes a big issue with it actually.
My wife thinks anime is degenerate and oversexualizes young girls.
I really can't argue with that.

I have a very loving, supportive marriage with a beautiful woman.

As for how she feels about it; fucked if I know. Do women even have feelings?
Dude, all they have are feelings.
 
My wife thinks anime is degenerate and oversexualizes young girls.
I really can't argue with that.
Same with Frau Himmler.
She screamed at me: "She's barely 18 and still a schoolgirl!" but when I reminded she started dating me while I was 17 and she was 20-21, she quickly shut about it.
 
Oh, and she's kind of a libtard and probably wouldn't like the fact that I post here if she knew what this place was, but I love her anyway.
Well that's okay as long as you get along. My wife is fucking based, she lurks the Furms and I keep her updated on things.

She's glad I post here because I never shut the fuck up anyways so she'd rather I bothered all of you with my irrepressible urge to be a smartass than bother her all the time.
 
What makes it even more hilarious is that she's actually a teacher and has all those traits (both physical and in attitude) of those rapist female teachers you see in shota hentai.
ara-ara-exists-huge-tiddies-onee-sans-with-all-the-ara-ara-41704954.png
 
I’ve only been married a few months. It’s still a bit to get used to. My husband is good at putting up with the tactics I use to annoy him. It’s okay though, because he can retaliate in return. Due to housing issues, we are living at my parent’s apartment (it’s not small, it has 5 bedrooms). That has been putting a little dent in our relationship due to lack of privacy and not as much control over certain things. Hopefully we’ll get our own place sometime. At least we’re saving money though.
 
Life is a minefield. Everything can cause offense. I audit everything I say. I can say "faggot" until the cows come home, but disagree about the weather and I stand even odds of a fight.

Even here I find myself thinking "nope, better not write that" just in case she traces this account to me.

This post alone will cause weeks of fighting if she ever sees it.

I've said too much already.
 
Back