Married Kiwis! How's that going? - Married life is strange, innit?

I got married so I had someone who would make me tendies and get me up and dressed for school work in the morning. It's pretty good. Though, it sucks not being able to call child services when I don't get cummies.
 
SpergPatrol said:
They are not just your lover, but your best friend who you can tell everything too.
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This first and foremost. The central pillar. IF you can't be best friends with loads in common and shared interests, it's not gonna last. Best friends forever. I speak from observation.

oldTireWater said:
Life is a minefield. Everything can cause offense. I audit everything I say. I can say "faggot" until the cows come home, but disagree about the weather and I stand even odds of a fight.

Even here I find myself thinking "nope, better not write that" just in case she traces this account to me.

This post alone will cause weeks of fighting if she ever sees it.

I've said too much already.
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Sounds like a terrible, suffocating relationship. If you're having to hide away such innocent activities then its already over.

As for me I'm never getting married in a western jurisdiction. Might as well take out high interest loan from a Jew.
 
Everyone kept talking about how marriage was gonna make our relationship totally different and ruin everything. I don't get it. My husband and I still just sit around in our underwear playing games and listening to Metokur streams. The only difference I've noticed is getting used to having a new last name.

I do recommend living with someone before you marry them though. It's really important to know how someone is in their own home and what their daily routines are like. There may be some shit that you don't want to deal with, or a fucked up secret that gets discovered, and it's easier to leave when the court system isn't involved. Get to know someone like the back of your hand before deciding to get married. You'll be happier for it.
 
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Breaking your rules. I'm engaged, but not married.

My fiance is great. She's a great cook, she isn't picky, down to earth, isn't materialistic, etc, etc. I have a detached garage where I work on my vehicles. She paints a lot. She moved her painting stuff into my garage so she could spend time with me while I did my thing. I like stupid shit like that.

What I will say, is I fucking hate people who talk shit about their spouse. Fuck off with that petty shit. If you're not happy, fucking leave. On the other side of that spectrum, my best friend married this battleaxe of a woman. I feel like he settled and he thinks he's stuck with her. Fucking don't do that shit either.
 
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DocHoliday1977 said:
I see you're mad and you've decided to show your ass.

You are the ONLY one who can answer on a Married Kiwis, Still dating Kiwis, and Gay Kiwis threads.

You could seriously be an Irish/German male Dr. Ruth. You know all sex moves there ARE IN HISTORY.
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You a little ass mad that you're still in Mommy's basement, boo boo?
 
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Vodka's My BFF said:
Him, but I'm not offering, pookie.
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Thanks. Cause I wasn't asking.

Vodka's My BFF said:
You a little ass mad that you're still in Mommy's basement, boo boo?
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We don't have a basement but you're right, I'm a little ass mad.

Although, many people still think I'm fat and big ass mad. But I guess we're not here for facts, are we, dear?
 
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