Married Kiwis! How's that going? - Married life is strange, innit?

[Black Waltz]

where do i get a gf?

use your imagination, that's how I met my wife

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

use your imagination, that's how I met my wife

Yeah and that's why your wife is imaginary.

 

[RadicalCentrist]

She screamed at me: "She's barely 18 and still a schoolgirl!" but when I reminded she started dating me while I was 17 and she was 20-21, she quickly shut about it.

What makes it even more hilarious is that she's actually a teacher and has all those traits (both physical and in attitude) of those rapist female teachers you see in shota hentai.

... Was she your teacher? Also, lol, cuck

 

[Pargon]

I married my collegiate girlfriend. At the time we were both strong leftists. She hasn't changed in her views, I have.

Now I have to keep my mouth shut every time she says anything political or she makes my life miserable for a week straight. I've never regretted anything more in my life.

 

[Tetra]

where do i get a gf?

the deep web

Frau Himmler too was horrified when I made her see this site. She said to stop using it because "it's probably illegal".
But then again, she's the woman that freaks out and asks if you are crazy if you download music from the Internet, so....

Another thing she barely tolerates is me watching anime or having Monika as my waifu.
She takes a big issue with it actually.

Same with Frau Himmler.
She screamed at me: "She's barely 18 and still a schoolgirl!" but when I reminded she started dating me while I was 17 and she was 20-21, she quickly shut about it.

What makes it even more hilarious is that she's actually a teacher and has all those traits (both physical and in attitude) of those rapist female teachers you see in shota hentai.

now this, this is why I @d you in here

 

[Vampirella]

What makes it even more hilarious is that she's actually a teacher and has all those traits (both physical and in attitude) of those rapist female teachers you see in shota hentai.

Teacher/Nazi role play in the bedroom...

 

[DocHoliday1977]

I see you're mad and you've decided to show your ass.

You are the ONLY one who can answer on a Married Kiwis, Still dating Kiwis, and Gay Kiwis threads.

You could seriously be an Irish/German male Dr. Ruth. You know all sex moves there ARE IN HISTORY.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I see you're mad and you've decided to show your ass.

You are the ONLY one who can answer on a Married Kiwis, Still dating Kiwis, and Gay Kiwis threads.

You could seriously be an Irish/German male Dr. Ruth. You know all sex moves there ARE IN HISTORY.

U jelly, bruh?
U jelly.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

U jelly, bruh?
U jelly.

No I'm Peanut Butter, brah

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

People who want to marry me deserve Darwin awards.

 

[RG 448]

In your married life, what have you encountered that made you stop for a second and re-evaluate things.

Pregnancy. Twenty years later I still have no idea how that shit turned out but no news is good news right?

 

[Marissa Moira]

ISIS kidnapped my love pillow now I spend each night alone....

 

[DocHoliday1977]

So ye fancy me your June Carter to your coke out Johnny Cash, huh?

 

[Arctic Fox]

And I still am!
Things just go well, we work, do our things and program our vacation next month.
Frau Himmler and I had to overcome lots of blunder together, but so far so well!


I remember you mentioning that!

But does she serve an afternoon martini? It's a cornerstone of a healthy marriage.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Going pretty well thanks for asking. I'm a nicer person(in person) for having met her and it was a fucking unlikely meeting.

I recently exposed her to KF and she seems to thoroughly enjoy some of the characters. She is fascinated by AL. My wife comes from a country where generally people don't fat so AL is a bit of a novelty. She'll sit there watching AL and mutter so fat then crack up laughing at some jiggling AL's body does. She also refers to all of AL's hauls as Trash Day.

 

[Arctic Fox]

Going pretty well thanks for asking. I'm a nicer person(in person) for having met her and it was a fucking unlikely meeting.

I recently exposed her to KF and she seems to thoroughly enjoy some of the characters. She is fascinated by AL. My wife comes from a country where generally people don't fat so AL is a bit of a novelty. She'll sit there watching AL and mutter so fat then crack up laughing at some jiggling AL's body does. She also refers to all of AL's hauls as Trash Day.

Nothing unites a couple more than laughter. Especially laughing at the living incarnation of the fat chick from Monster House.

 

[Xenomorph]

I'm married to @Y2KKK Baby , what do you think?

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

ISIS kidnapped my love pillow now I spend each night alone....

Sad news.....
Unless.

Have they posted the beheading video yet? I think that counts as forcible-divorce, so you'll be a free agent!

 

[Marissa Moira]

Sad news.....
Unless.

Have they posted the beheading video yet? I think that counts as forcible-divorce, so you'll be a free agent!

Threw her off a building, she landed with a soft thud.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Nothing unites a couple more than laughter. Especially laughing at the living incarnation of the fat chick from Monster House.
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I don't think she really understands a lot of the cows but the fatties provide her some laughs. She finds CWC incredibly unnerving and I assured her we all felt the same.