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"That's what the report says." is just Mueller's dodge when asked if X Y or Z is thrown his way. It allows Mueller to avoid saying, "This is from a New York Times story, so who knows?" If Mueller was honest he would have said, "We put quotes from a NYT/WaPo/Buzzfeed article based on anonymous sources who made shit up wholesale. My team and I never investigated or discovered who these anonymous sources were, so we never interviewed them. I cannot vouch for any of the claims."

Instead, Mueller was just repeatedly asked by the Democrats, "Isn't this in your report? Doesn't your report say this?" which allows him to say, "Yes, that is in the report." They didn't ask if it was true, they didn't ask if it was investigated or vetted or verified, they only asked him if it was included in his report.

It's an absolute fucking farce and the entire Mueller report is nothing but hundreds of anonymously-sourced, bullshit articles from severely TDS-afflicted mainstream media outlets that he and he team completely failed to investigate. They just took every single one of these articles as if they were the gospel truth and smacked them into the "report" however they fucking pleased. They can word the bullshit as cleverly as they want but it's not difficult to see through it if you can rub your brain cells together for two minutes.

The Mueller Report is a partisan hack's op-ed. At best.
 
"That's what the report says." is just Mueller's dodge when asked if X Y or Z is thrown his way. It allows Mueller to avoid saying, "This is from a New York Times story, so who knows?" If Mueller was honest he would have said, "We put quotes from a NYT/WaPo/Buzzfeed article based on anonymous sources who made shit up wholesale. My team and I never investigated or discovered who these anonymous sources were, so we never interviewed them. I cannot vouch for any of the claims."

Instead, Mueller was just repeatedly asked by the Democrats, "Isn't this in your report? Doesn't your report say this?" which allows him to say, "Yes, that is in the report." They didn't ask if it was true, they didn't ask if it was investigated or vetted or verified, they only asked him if it was included in his report.

It's an absolute fucking farce and the entire Mueller report is nothing but hundreds of anonymously-sourced, bullshit articles from severely TDS-afflicted mainstream media outlets that he and he team completely failed to investigate. They just took every single one of these articles as if they were the gospel truth and smacked them into the "report" however they fucking pleased. They can word the bullshit as cleverly as they want but it's not difficult to see through it if you can rub your brain cells together for two minutes.

The Mueller Report is a partisan hack's op-ed. At best.
Sad part is that we have idiots in this country that believe in this shit.

It’s a good thing I’m not a Democrat.
 
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So did anyone catch that, today? Plenty of people noticed it. FOX noticed it, Ben Shapiro noticed it, but neither of them understood it. FOX said it was cryptic, Shapiro thinks he's quoting Marianne Williamson or some bullshit, but that doesn't matter because journalists barely do research anymore and talking heads like Shapiro are so clueless that you're honestly better off just ignoring them anyways.

Trump wasn't quoting Williamson, he was quoting Mike Pence. On October 26, 2016, Mike Pence spoke at a rally in Salt Lake City, and this specific phrase about "truth [being a] force of nature" is from the segment of the speech where he was discussing Hillary Clinton. The entire speech is worth watching, but the relevant part begins at 05:34:
[Pence]: Many of the national Media get up every day and they do half of Hillary Clinton's work for her, but the amazing thing is, Donald Trump is still winning hearts and minds every day, and he's going to win all the way to the Oval Office. I mean, it really is incredible. The latest t hing you get this weekend is you get the national media and Hillary Clinton and their campaign are all trying to project this thing that this campaign is all rolled up. Are you reading that kind of stuff? This air of inevitability, right?

Well, let me tell you, Utah: Don't buy it. Don't be fooled. This race is on. We are all knotted up in Utah, it's all knotted up in America, and we are going to drive all the way to the finish. You know, she may have the media, the money, and the Special Interests on her side, but Donald Trump and I have got a--

[Crowd begins chanting, "LOCK HER UP!"]

From where I stand, we have a basket of Americans that are saying enough is enough. And you know they're especially saying enough is enough on that fast and loose ethics that always accompanies the Clintons. You know what I'm talking about? It really is amazing, stay with me on this: While she was Secretary of State in charge of all our foreign policy, she had a private family foundation that took millions of dollars from foreign governments. You with me?

And then in between those two things, she had a private server to keep those e-mails of what was going on there, apparently, out of the public reach. Then, when it was found that she had a private server, she used technology and hammers to try and get rid of all the evidence, but you know, truth is a force of nature, and the truth's been coming out.
 
"That's what the report says." is just Mueller's dodge when asked if X Y or Z is thrown his way. It allows Mueller to avoid saying, "This is from a New York Times story, so who knows?" If Mueller was honest he would have said, "We put quotes from a NYT/WaPo/Buzzfeed article based on anonymous sources who made shit up wholesale. My team and I never investigated or discovered who these anonymous sources were, so we never interviewed them. I cannot vouch for any of the claims."

Instead, Mueller was just repeatedly asked by the Democrats, "Isn't this in your report? Doesn't your report say this?" which allows him to say, "Yes, that is in the report." They didn't ask if it was true, they didn't ask if it was investigated or vetted or verified, they only asked him if it was included in his report.

It's an absolute fucking farce and the entire Mueller report is nothing but hundreds of anonymously-sourced, bullshit articles from severely TDS-afflicted mainstream media outlets that he and he team completely failed to investigate. They just took every single one of these articles as if they were the gospel truth and smacked them into the "report" however they fucking pleased. They can word the bullshit as cleverly as they want but it's not difficult to see through it if you can rub your brain cells together for two minutes.

The Mueller Report is a partisan hack's op-ed. At best.
And what leftist idiots thought would be a bombshell, turned out to be a dud.

The walls are closing in, not on Trump, but on Mueller.

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So did anyone catch that, today? Plenty of people noticed it. FOX noticed it, Ben Shapiro noticed it, but neither of them understood it. FOX said it was cryptic, Shapiro thinks he's quoting Marianne Williamson or some bullshit, but that doesn't matter because journalists barely do research anymore and talking heads like Shapiro are so clueless that you're honestly better off just ignoring them anyways.

Trump wasn't quoting Williamson, he was quoting Mike Pence. On October 26, 2016, Mike Pence spoke at a rally in Salt Lake City, and this specific phrase about "truth [being a] force of nature" is from the segment of the speech where he was discussing Hillary Clinton. The entire speech is worth watching, but the relevant part begins at 05:34:
Truth is not a force of nature.

Truth is a force that transcends nature.

And Truth will team up with Karma and Reality to rape the Democrats into oblivion in 2020.
 
The Babylon Bee is the best satire site out there today. Prove me wrong.

Given that Mueller said that Trump can be charged after he's out of office, are they going to switch off the impeachment plan and wait to try and nail him after he gets out?

A couple of places are running with that:

Only problem is waiting till Trump's out means waiting for at least a year, and I don't think they have the patience for that. Oh yeah, and their candidates for 2020 are terrible; good luck with that election.

To be fair, it's one of the reasons why Pelosi is (in theory) holding off impeachment and (in theory) why Trump keeps daring them to do it. The idea of arresting Trump on bullshit charges the second he leaves office, is pretty much the lunatic left's "Final Ultimate Desperation" move and NY's state level prosecutors (all hyper partisan Hillary stans and SJWs) have been quietly prepping for their role in arresting Trump (most likely the second his replacement is sworn in) and then bascially throwing the book at him AND his family, to make them all die in prison on trumped up charges as revenge for foiling Hillary.

It's also (in theory) why Trump keeps daring them. If the Senate acquits him, that derails the NY prosecutors schemes big time.
 
To be fair, it's one of the reasons why Pelosi is (in theory) holding off impeachment and (in theory) why Trump keeps daring them to do it. The idea of arresting Trump on bullshit charges the second he leaves office, is pretty much the lunatic left's "Final Ultimate Desperation" move and NY's state level prosecutors (all hyper partisan Hillary stans and SJWs) have been quietly prepping for their role in arresting Trump (most likely the second his replacement is sworn in) and then bascially throwing the book at him AND his family, to make them all die in prison on trumped up charges as revenge for foiling Hillary.

It's also (in theory) why Trump keeps daring them. If the Senate acquits him, that derails the NY prosecutors schemes big time.
It's that, and also the fact that they have fucking nothing. If they had the slightest bit of dirt on the guy, we would have seen it plastered all over the place, but they just keep going back to the Russia well, which tells us they have fucking nothing. If they actually voted, by some miracle, to impeach him in the house, they would embarrass themselves on an astronomical scale trying to argue why he should be impeached in the senate. Their argument would basically boil down to "he said mean things," and if they make that argument as a party, then I'm not sure if the Democratic party even wants to exist anymore.
 
I've never understood why career politicians don't want to fix problems so they can run on fixing them. Why not fix the problems and then run on having fixed them?

Do you think Trump would rather run on 'Elect me, we need a wall'? Or 'Elect me, I built the wall'?
As far as I can tell, most people who run for President just want to be President. It is a terminal value in their utility function. It is their object of desire.

I'm not sure of this, but it looks a lot like Trump ran for President in order to do some things he thought were right. I could be wrong, but I have yet to see significant evidence to the contrary.

I think this is why his Presidency looks different to every other we've seen in recent memory.
 
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So did anyone catch that, today? Plenty of people noticed it. FOX noticed it, Ben Shapiro noticed it, but neither of them understood it. FOX said it was cryptic, Shapiro thinks he's quoting Marianne Williamson or some bullshit, but that doesn't matter because journalists barely do research anymore and talking heads like Shapiro are so clueless that you're honestly better off just ignoring them anyways.

Trump wasn't quoting Williamson, he was quoting Mike Pence. On October 26, 2016, Mike Pence spoke at a rally in Salt Lake City, and this specific phrase about "truth [being a] force of nature" is from the segment of the speech where he was discussing Hillary Clinton. The entire speech is worth watching, but the relevant part begins at 05:34:
That's it people, we have a new thread theme.
 
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God I don't know if I want trump to lose the next election so I can watch them try and fail to land a charge on him and I get vindicated, or if I want him to win and punish these fuckers with his mere existence for a while longer.
I want him to win again because the salt from 2020 will probably outweigh 2016. I wonder if it will lead to full-on riots in the streets?
 
God I don't know if I want trump to lose the next election so I can watch them try and fail to land a charge on him and I get vindicated, or if I want him to win and punish these fuckers with his mere existence for a while longer.
Win of course. They're gonna sperg out regardless so might as well do it with Trump in the White House.

Plus, there's a very real chance that he could end up appointing five justices to SCOTUS by the end of his second term. Not to mention seven by the end of his third term and all nine by the end of his fourth.
 
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The Spanish has infected Bernie too

Translation:
I am happy for the millions of Puerto Ricans that united to get Governor Rosselló to resign. When we are united, there is nothing that we can’t do. The next person that governs this island will choose to listen to the people and oppose the corruption and the austerity of Wall Street.

Another Bernie tweet
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This is just golden lol!
 
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The Spanish has infected Bernie too

Translation:
I am happy for the millions of Puerto Ricans that united to get Governor Rosselló to resign. When we are united, there is nothing that we can’t do. The next person that governs this island will choose to listen to the people and oppose the corruption and the austerity of Wall Street.

Another Bernie tweet
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This is just golden lol!
Some comments:

1. Good of Bernie's criminally under-houred interns to realize appealing directly to Illegals are the worst optics possible. This is also a smarter area to shill this method than on a debate in front of the country.
2. Dumb of Bernie though because Puerto Rico will vote Dem anyway, thus being pointless to grope after.
3. Dumberer of Bernie for using the basic bitch High School Spanish that noted artist Ricardo Chandler also uses. The Puerto Rican dialect is a different structure and occasionally splices English into it. Hence why I want him to ride a shotgun.
4. Dumbedist of all is that you can tell he's still appealing for the wrong demographic. Bitch needs to go for the fucking proles in the Midwest, not people that tend to vote DNC anyway.
5. The voting age thing I for a second thought was him obliquely pushing globalist pigshit. Then I realized that he is that senile and dumb.
6. He also wants felons to vote because he's racist and uses the knowledge that a lot of prisoners are brown and black to try and bolster his race based rainbow brigade.
 
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