Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Does Bob really thinks it make him look any better to keep using the "I was only joking!" defense every time he gets hammered for saying fascist bullshit? How many times does baby have to touch the hot stove before he learns that it burns? If he's not a fascist, he's mentally retarded. (But we all know that he's actually both.)

It’s well documented, but pelicans eat other birds all the time.

This basement dwelling manatee’s knowledge of the world around him comes from Wikipedia.
He doesn't even read that, at least not about seagulls. Anything not from Wikipedia is directly from his ass. Actually, everything from Wikipedia is so often misunderstood that I think it comes from his ass too, after having been swallowed whole and passed through his digestive system.

A lot of animals you think aren't murderous or cannibalistic turning out to be exactly that is like incredible. Like rabbits killing each other and being covered in viscera.
Bob might actually know about rabbits killing each other since Watership Down was a cartoon when he was a kid. But yes, even sheep have been discovered to be occasionally carnivorous.
 
“Don’t tell me Democrats do shady shit as well as Republicans! That’s not true!”
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You can tell how mad his is by the 3min delay for the second tweet.
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First off: Bob's shows are incredibly cheap to produce. It would be pathetic if he didn't have profit from 100+ videos by that point, given things like his complete lack of technical aptitude, refusal to invest in training to gain or further these skills, bargain basement production values, and lack of overhead cost, especially since he lived in his parents house for the majority of those episodes.

I mean Jesus, how much advertising revenue and Escapist money does it take to recoup the cost of one green can of paint from Home Depot, which is what Bob has spent on set design over the past several years?

Second: In the red means a loss. Bob please learn anything.
 
You can tell how mad his is by the 3min delay for the second tweet.
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The problem is, of course, that if Bobby is to dress like this today, he won't get nearly as much on book sales, "reporting", and "assignment".

Meanwhile the mayonnaise ghouls continue to get decent pay doing their jerbs wearing their old duds.
 
This may seem off topic, but recently I’ve been hearing some rumors about a poetential merger between Disney and Activision-Blizzard. I’m kinda curious to see how Bob’s reaction would play out at the prospect of his favorite company buying out the company responsible for Call of Duty, a game he called neocon propaganda.
 
This may seem off topic, but recently I’ve been hearing some rumors about a poetential merger between Disney and Activision-Blizzard. I’m kinda curious to see how Bob’s reaction would play out at the prospect of his favorite company buying out the company responsible for Call of Duty, a game he called neocon propaganda.
He's a Disney shill, he'd love the idea, but only because Disney is doing the buying
 

Really, the UN? Does this bastard child of Jabba the Hut know how damn right worthless those fuckers are? Fuck me, they pulled back the moment TWO of their guys got their asses kicked. Yeah, I'm damn fucking sure the UN is SUCH a massive threat or ya know, jack fucking shit they are.
 
Really, the UN? Does this bastard child of Jabba the Hut know how damn right worthless those fuckers are? Fuck me, they pulled back the moment TWO of their guys got their asses kicked. Yeah, I'm damn fucking sure the UN is SUCH a massive threat or ya know, jack fucking shit they are.
Isn't the leader of the Human Rights committee part of like the most inhumane countries in the world, with exception to China and Russia?
 
"I'm from Boston, we stand up for ourselves and fight"
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This is such a stupid point to make because most people on the right and the left agree that wars aren't started for humanitarian reasons; even World War 2 started with Britain and France reluctantly defending Poland against Germany to preserve the balance of power once they finally realised that Hitler wasn't going to stop at Czechoslovakia, and proceeding to do very little for the next few months as the Germans crushed the Poles - even though a decisive offensive could have possibly ended the war at that point, let alone if they'd actually fought to defend the Czechs. The USA was opposed to entering the war until Japan and Germany attacked them. The Iraq war was obviously just about securing strategic interests, since Saddam was a threat to the Saudis and therefore part of the US oil supply. Given pretty much all wars are fought for strategic interests anyway, can't Blob just accept that the moral justifications usually aren't? Others here have pointed out that China has no legs to stand on criticising American conduct.

Also, to clear this up, UN forces are made up of the member states' forces. There isn't a gigantic "globalist army" preparing to invade the USA as Alex Jones would have you believe. The UN forces in Korea, who were only there because the Soviets boycotted the security council and couldn't veto, were largely American.
 
What is it with lolcows and overestimating their self worth

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After you have invested so much time in effort into something you don't want to admit "Meh, it was just something small" when your whole life is built around that thing. They are just in denial because they want to latch to the very last thing they have in life even if it doesn't mean squat to people outside the internet.
Really, the UN? Does this bastard child of Jabba the Hut know how damn right worthless those fuckers are? Fuck me, they pulled back the moment TWO of their guys got their asses kicked. Yeah, I'm damn fucking sure the UN is SUCH a massive threat or ya know, jack fucking shit they are.
It's not like the blue helmets can do anything. I mean, you can send them to watch as other people rape and murder others and if you ask them to do anything they will go on a tirade about how they are meant to keep the peace, not to enforce it.
Isn't the leader of the Human Rights committee part of like the most inhumane countries in the world, with exception to China and Russia?
If i remember correctly, it was Saudi Arabia but correct me if i'm wrong.
 
The UN security council is made up of the USA, Russia, China, the UK, and France, the first 5 countries to have nuclear bombs. It's not based on moral probity, so it's no surprise the other councils aren't either. Saudi Arabia on the human rights council is farcical, but it's a toothless organisation anyway so it doesn't matter.

The security council members have vetos, so it's impossible for the UN to pass resolutions that the USA (or any other member) disapproves of unless they boycott like the Soviets did in Korea. This is why the UN is so utterly powerless; rival countries have vetos, so anything that negatively impacts any of them gets vetoed. It's a largely irrelevant organisation that gets made into a boogeyman by conspiracy theorists.
 
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