Corey Shiratori (formerly Corey Ray Barnhill / August Heart) / [Lulz] Xyrix / RuxPin / Zoom / Internet GodSpeed - Self-confessed pedophile sadist, forced underage girl to watch child pornography, skiddie turned fed, chronic liar

[Silent Observer]

This is a guy who is an abject narcissist even for IF lolcows. A guy who's got a hateboner to rival Vordrak's for Null because senpai didn't notice him. I was trying to be polite but since you seem to have a penchant for calling everyone stupid I'll be blunt - you're a fucking idiot if you think Corey is capable of saying anything self-deprecatory even as a means to achieve whatever autistic aims he may have.

Lol. You think that Corey, an admittedly shameless narcissist who trolls for any and every speck of attention is too prideful to be self-deprecating? You clearly haven't paid attention to this bitchboi's behavioral mannerisms or don't understand them as well as you think.

Your "evidence" is bunk too. Perspicacity isn't even close to the first person who's said that they think Corey isn't a pedophile, and using the ridiculous logic that "he's got too much info so it has to be the source", a few posters come to my mind that could be accused of being multiple lolcows simultaneously. Especially exceptional logic given the very fucking nature of the website we're on.

The evidence may be circumstantial, but there are is a fuck ton too much of it
- posts in-depth updates and analysis of all if Zooms actions
- calls himself "the Zoom expert"
- refers to Zoom as a "chaotic entity"
- defends Zooms against pedo allegations using BS excuses like "pretend pedophilia"
-defended Zoom against doxxing a couple pages ago
- posts pictures of Zoom's Gunt Vandalism with the only source being an OBVIOUS SOCK ACCOUNT (Seriously, who the fuck is Lerk?)

Again the circumstantial evidence is overwhelming. Its not like debatelimination, who glorifies Sargon and Tonka as infallible gods to be a contrarian. Zoom/Perspicacity knows that he has to self-deprecate in order to disguise himself, but still monitors pedo labelling/doxxing to make sure talk about him doesnt stray TOO negative. He clearly sees himself as a lovable rogue class clown rather than a creepy pedo stalker troll, and its exactly how he describes himself on here.

Take your meds.

Fix your noggin

 

[The Reaper]

pedo labelling/doxxing

(Seriously, who the fuck is Lerk?)

1. Doxxing with two X's makes you look like a troll, or someone "trying" but failing to fit in. Something someone with a sock account, or someone whose intentions were to derail a thread would do.
2. Lerk is obviously synonymous to "Lurk," something you should really learn to do. The profile only says something when they need to say it, and looks at, and reacts to stuff in other threads.
Just stop.

 

[BD 222]

Nah. @debatelimination is an obvious attention-whoring troll. With Perspicacity, his cadence, attitude, and info towards Zoom all seem like things that Zoom would say about himself. Notice how he has no problem calling Zoom a nihilistic troll, which Corey himself has proudly admitted to on-camera, but views pedophile accusations as too far, and will come up with ANY POSSIBLE EXCUSE (from trying to discredit people he's shown CP to to saying its "pretend pedophilia") to dispel those accusations. Combined with the fact that he's Lou-Bloom-from-Nightcrawler-level when it comes to getting pictures and news on Zoom, calling himself the Zoom expert, and jumped to Zoom's defense a few pages ago when he got doxxed, he seems a bit too invested in managing Zoom's internet reputation...

Ehh, ya'll can make of it what you will. To me it seems suspicious as fuck

I have fallen down this rabbit hole in other threads to the point of finding flaws in other users' anonymity and wound up trying to help them plug the holes. Sometimes when you get deep into a subject, especially one where the main antagonist or protagonist, depending on your perspective, has allegedly done things you find despicable. You get a certain strange paranoia; "I know the cow reads this thread. You are acting somewhat like the cow. You ARE the cow!" It is not a healthy frame of mind.

Lets say Perspicacity is zoom. For the record, I don't think he is. What could you really do about it? You accuse, he defends, That is as far as the exchange goes at this point without anyone outright saying the are zoom and i being credible.

I don't think we will see zoom for a while, IMHO. He will hang in a group until the notoriety doesn't matter then he seems to move on.

Lol. You think that Corey, an admittedly shameless narcissist who trolls for any and every speck of attention is too prideful to be self-deprecating? You clearly haven't paid attention to this bitchboi's behavioral mannerisms or don't understand them as well as you think.



The evidence may be circumstantial, but there are is a fuck ton too much of it
- posts in-depth updates and analysis of all if Zooms actions
- calls himself "the Zoom expert"
- refers to Zoom as a "chaotic entity"
- defends Zooms against pedo allegations using BS excuses like "pretend pedophilia"
-defended Zoom against doxxing a couple pages ago
- posts pictures of Zoom's Gunt Vandalism with the only source being an OBVIOUS SOCK ACCOUNT (Seriously, who the fuck is Lerk?)

Again the circumstantial evidence is overwhelming. Its not like debatelimination, who glorifies Sargon and Tonka as infallible gods to be a contrarian. Zoom/Perspicacity knows that he has to self-deprecate in order to disguise himself, but still monitors pedo labelling/doxxing to make sure talk about him doesnt stray TOO negative. He clearly sees himself as a lovable rogue class clown rather than a creepy pedo stalker troll, and its exactly how he describes himself on here.


Fix your noggin

Either this is an attention troll, or it is Ethan Ralph. How many times will you say "y'all", SIR? What is your favorite regional barbecue?

It is "doxing" not "doxxing," wigger.

I don't think Corey is doing shit right now. When that guy is on the internet, he needs attention, and where is his public space? He is probably finally crashing off of the modafinil.

 

[Timon912]

Everything about Corey is "wanna-be."

Wanna-be l337 h4x0r doing it for the lulz when he knows he can't actually feel lulz.

Wanna-be cam whore girlfriend when he is obviously a wet lipped pedo fag.

Wanna-be Montagraph "puppetmaster" streams with his wanna be Q larpers the "plate gang." Are they called the plate gang because they remove their denture plates to gag on eachothers members? Does each member get another member's member?

Wanna-be tough guy shot caller with people to do his bidding. Look at the pictures of Ethan "The Gunt" Ralph's car. Spray painting his car like a spurned she-boon when de huwite massa dont wanna play wif her no mo'. I wonder what kind of car Corey drives? Corey is such a fag name.

Never forget that no matter how much useless internet faggotry zoom buries himself in, he watched CP and forced his "girlfriend" to watch CP. To me, he is on the same rung of the ladder as the zoosadist pedos, which is to say the rung that breaks so he can fall into a vat of fluoroantimonic acid.

And for all that, he is free because he is a federal informant. Tekashi-snitch-9. A songbird. A stool pigeon. Corey doesn't "work" for the fed in a paying sense, he is the feds little snitch bitch. He will have to sing for Uncle Sam the rest of his life, then when he can't come up with anything new for them, they will send his fat ass up the river to make their quota look better that month.


Because the girl he paid to be his girlfriend told him that if he used some of her lip gloss, it would look like they had been making out. This is part of the "girlfriend experience" package. Actually, if you really look at the photos of zoom and Maddie they look more like awkward cousins having a larp so zoom can tell his friends he had a girfriend over the summer when he gets back to school in the fall.

Zoom, if you really want people to believe the cute little camslut is yours, you should drop pictures of you nude together. Even if it makes me vomit that is the only way I will ever believe that girl touched you sexually. Full face and no deep fakes.

Hmmm... they have a crazy long history, has anyone ever looked into them being related somehow? It would make sense.

Well until those death-puke inducing pics come out, you can download my "zooms whore" torrent: http://s000.tinyupload.com/?file_id=16192783532150725276

AAAAND REMEMBEERR, sharing is caring

 

[Unog]

Lol. You think that Corey, an admittedly shameless narcissist who trolls for any and every speck of attention is too prideful to be self-deprecating? You clearly haven't paid attention to this bitchboi's behavioral mannerisms or don't understand them as well as you think.

Yeah, pretty sure he wouldn't say anything like this:

own situation with Tabby who is also "going to school in another country". A fat, desperate, pill popping, weirdo with a girlfriend/wife out of their league that lives in a different country, the parallels are obvious. Pity Corey, his desperate bids for attention only make you realize, when you dig deep down; that he's just a giant hairy sad sack.

If you think he would you're retarded, either socially or mentally.

The evidence may be circumstantial, but there are is a fuck ton too much of it
- posts in-depth updates and analysis of all if Zooms actions
- calls himself "the Zoom expert"
- refers to Zoom as a "chaotic entity"
- defends Zooms against pedo allegations using BS excuses like "pretend pedophilia"
-defended Zoom against doxxing a couple pages ago
- posts pictures of Zoom's Gunt Vandalism with the only source being an OBVIOUS SOCK ACCOUNT (Seriously, who the fuck is Lerk?)

-A user named Hellfire does the same for 6-8 different lolcows they follow
-There's people in various threads who refer to themselves as an expert on a lolcow they follow
-and?
-he's not the first one to have put forth that opinion
-where
- 1: How is it "obvious"
2: It's not difficult to assume he was lurking /cow/
3:what @Streetlight Stranger said

Again the circumstantial evidence is overwhelming.

Not really, you're just either a troll or mentally subnormal.

Zoom/Perspicacity knows that he has to self-deprecate in order to disguise himself, but still monitors pedo labelling/doxxing to make sure talk about him doesnt stray TOO negative. He clearly sees himself as a lovable rogue class clown rather than a creepy pedo stalker troll, and its exactly how he describes himself on here.

Funny enough that makes you sound like you know Corey intimately, almost as if...

 

[Timon912]

"Better work ethic" aka "posting photos of his vandalism and naming one of his sock accounts as the source to avoid scrutiny"

Unog, nigga, yo noggin ain't workin, and it's naggin me



Trying to overexaggerate your bullshit in order to discredit it won't work, pedoboi

I'm the real Zoom, motherfucker. I'm cheering on my own demise for the same reason I get trannies to fuck my ass with BBC strapons. I LIKE DA PAIN!

 

[Silent Observer]

Either ya'll are underestimating the autism of Zoom and need to step your games up, or I am underestimating the autistic levels of research that go into these lolcows, and need to step my game up. I fear the truth is unfalsifiable at this point.

 

[Rebis]

We all have to do the blood test like in The Thing to see if we’re a Zoom.

Seriously, if he is Zoom, what does it matter? He’s providing info and mocking the cow just like everybody else. Even if he’s sock puppeting to try to steer conversation away from anything too nasty, how can he actually do that? This is a forum, it’s not like one person can really direct conversation. I don’t think Zoom being on here honestly makes any difference or makes any of us think he’s less pathetic.

Just bide your time and if you ever get some rock hard evidence you can pounce and be smug that you were right the whole time.

 

[Perspicacity]

Either ya'll are underestimating the autism of Zoom and need to step your games up, or I am underestimating the autistic levels of research that go into these lolcows, and need to step my game up. I fear the truth is unfalsifiable at this point.

Check your your basement for boogeyman. He looks like this.

 

[tuscangarder]

Check your your basement for boogeyman. He looks like this.
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I hear if you say "Zoom" 3x into a mirror, in the dark, on the night of a full moon, he will call up your place of employment the next day.

 

[Table Country]

Check your your basement for boogeyman. He looks like this.
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Is that what Corey looks like? I always pictured him as looking like Narcissa but even skinnier and with bifocals.

 

[Pablo Escobar]

Either ya'll are underestimating the autism of Zoom and need to step your games up, or I am underestimating the autistic levels of research that go into these lolcows, and need to step my game up. I fear the truth is unfalsifiable at this point.

You should go back to lurking, instead of shitting up this thread with your autism.

 

[AnOminous]

ya'll

Die in a fire.

 

[Spectre_06]

Either ya'll are underestimating the autism of Zoom and need to step your games up, or I am underestimating the autistic levels of research that go into these lolcows, and need to step my game up. I fear the truth is unfalsifiable at this point.

I haven't seen proof you aren't Zoom.

 

[tuscangarder]

Is that what Corey looks like? I always pictured him as looking like Narcissa but even skinnier and with bifocals.

 

[Perspicacity]

My true form revealed.

The most interesting thing about that video is Corey claims he beat the kid up, grabbed him, threw him around, and he screamed for help. Then he was held back by giant black guys who kept breaking up the fight. Although there are many versions of the story.

Blab Documentary - The Square Root of Blab

A short documentary I made about the website called BLAB. Enjoy!

youtu.be

 

[Timon912]

My true form revealed.
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The most interesting thing about that video is Corey claims he beat the kid up, grabbed him, threw him around, and he screamed for help. Then he was held back by giant black guys who kept breaking up the fight. Although there are many versions of the story.

Blab Documentary - The Square Root of Blab

A short documentary I made about the website called BLAB. Enjoy!

youtu.be

LOL ya...nice find. Tabby whore came in at the end there and called him out for being a pussy hahahaha. It was the worst defense of a woman's honor in the history of the world--even worse than shitting your pants and running away crying. Aaaannnd REMEMBER, YA'LL, whatever you do, don't download my torrent which dishonors him and his whore, and certainly don't share it! I will leave the link so you know what to avoid when you see it on the web. http://s000.tinyupload.com/?file_id=16192783532150725276

Do you see it? For sure don't download and share that. In fact, I'm going to save you from yourselves and just ban all of you from downloading it. Yup....all ya'll niggas banned now....

 

[BD 222]

LOL ya...nice find. Tabby whore came in at the end there and called him out for being a pussy hahahaha. It was the worst defense of a woman's honor in the history of the world--even worse than shitting your pants and running away crying. Aaaannnd REMEMBER, YA'LL, whatever you do, don't download my torrent which dishonors him and his whore, and certainly don't share it! I will leave the link so you know what to avoid when you see it on the web. http://s000.tinyupload.com/?file_id=16192783532150725276

Do you see it? For sure don't download and share that. In fact, I'm going to save you from yourselves and just ban all of you from downloading it. Yup....all ya'll niggas banned now....

Very few people on the Farms are stupid enough to click on a link that takes them off site from here or to download random shit from some silly asshole on Kiwi Farms. Fuck off with that stupid shit. If anyone wants to see Tabby in all her coochblasting glory there were pics uploaded on this thread pages and pages ago.

 

[Timon912]

Very few people on the Farms are stupid enough to click on a link that takes them off site from here or to download random shit from some silly asshole on Kiwi Farms. Fuck off with that stupid shit. If anyone wants to see Tabby in all her coochblasting glory there were pics uploaded on this thread pages and pages ago.

These are the videos and they're normally behind a paywall. If you don't want them, don't download them. But ya, don't be such a pussy. It's a fucking torrent. You can scan the content--which is totally clean. It's just videos and pics. Pussy.

Edit: lol @ the triggered pussies whining about me sharing the whore's torrent. I told Null directly I would take it down if he wanted. He doesn't give a shit. Keep whining, pussies. I love it

Edit 2: I offended some of my fellow Kiwis in my last posts, and for that I'm sorry. You're right, I shouldn't spam his whore's torrent. I won't do it again. But, I do have a present for Kiwis who are fans of Corey. My theory has long been that he's a larper: never went to Columbia, never made jack shit money on his own, and never got a girlfriend the honest way. He inherited money and spends it on cheeseburgers and a mentally ill woman who he pays for companionship, that being Tabbytart.

So, where did the money come from? From here: https://obits.nj.com/obituaries/starledger/obituary.aspx?n=bobby-ray-barnhill&pid=155114121

Turns out his daddy died in late 2011. I had a friend this happened to that was a loser larper and he blew through the 600k he was left in like 7 years. I bet Corey is running out of money already--unless he inherited the motherload or invested wisely (doubtful). Sadly, I know of no way to see public inheritance tax records to verify this, but I'm even more sure than ever before. BTW, I got his dad's name from here and just googled: http://cryptome.org/0002/thugs/thug-mugshots.htm

This excerpt from the obituary backs up that it IS really his daddy: "Bobby was born in Guilford County, N.C. He had resided in Harrison for the last 26 years. He retired from the New Jersey Turnpike Authority as a communications technician. Surviving are his wife of 26 years, Colleen (Murray) Barnhill, and his sons, Corey Ray and Connor Ryan Barnhill. In lieu of flowers, donations may be made in care of the Barnhill family. "

I consider his larping case closed at this point. If anybody wants to spend their time checking if he graduated from Columbia, have fun with that. I'm pretty sure that didn't happen lol.

 

[Perspicacity]

I offended some of my fellow Kiwis in my last posts, and for that I'm sorry. You're right, I shouldn't spam his whore's torrent. I won't do it again. But, I do have a present for Kiwis who are fans of Corey. My theory has long been that he's a larper: never went to Columbia, never made jack shit money on his own, and never got a girlfriend the honest way. He inherited money and spends it on cheeseburgers and a mentally ill woman who he pays for companionship, that being Tabbytart.

So, where did the money come from? From here: https://obits.nj.com/obituaries/starledger/obituary.aspx?n=bobby-ray-barnhill&pid=155114121

Turns out his daddy died in late 2011. I had a friend this happened to that was a loser larper and he blew through the 600k he was left in like 7 years. I bet Corey is running out of money already--unless he inherited the motherload or invested wisely (doubtful). Sadly, I know of no way to see public inheritance tax records to verify this, but I'm even more sure than ever before. BTW, I got his dad's name from here and just googled: http://cryptome.org/0002/thugs/thug-mugshots.htm

This excerpt from the obituary backs up that it IS really his daddy: "Bobby was born in Guilford County, N.C. He had resided in Harrison for the last 26 years. He retired from the New Jersey Turnpike Authority as a communications technician. Surviving are his wife of 26 years, Colleen (Murray) Barnhill, and his sons, Corey Ray and Connor Ryan Barnhill. In lieu of flowers, donations may be made in care of the Barnhill family. "

I consider his larping case closed at this point. If anybody wants to spend their time checking if he graduated from Columbia, have fun with that. I'm pretty sure that didn't happen lol.

I considered this but have no way of confirming if Corey inherited money from his father or grandfather. From the information I could gather Corey and his father relationship can be described as mutual hatred. If he did receive an inheritance it was likely from his grandfather as they had far more money and on better terms, his grandfather being quite successful. Either way it's pretty much conjecture which is why I chose not to include that in any posts.