Inactive Chris Morgan / The Bagel Boss / @ChrisMorganThe1 / "Saint Bagelcel" / The Angry Bagel Guy - Autistic Joe Pesci, incel with chip on his shoulders, stroke survivor

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He should really just go for midget girls.
I shit you not, I've seen one fuckable midget in person. I assume there are many more.
4'10'' is the legitimate midget requirement. He's the king of the midgets.
 
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Autocrat said:
He should really just go for midget girls.
I shit you not, I've seen one fuckable midget in person. I assume there are many more.
4'10'' is the legitimate midget requirement. He's the king of the midgets.
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This is a man who would not hesitate to reject women for any perceived physical flaw. I've met many short men. The smart ones find shorter women and the dumb ones get fucked up in a bagel shop.
 
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From r/incelswithouthate

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And of course this is the top response becuase they are still incels
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eldri said:
Here's this gem from the New York Post interview.
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Damn, poor guy. He thinks girls trying to be nice saying "oh, you're not that bad honey. It's not the looks that matter anyways" is girls hitting on him. But I guess like all incels, if a girl so much as smiles at you she's leading you on because they'd only smile at a girl if they'd want to fuck her (and even then, only a small smile for the insolent thot!)
 
WGkitty said:
What's he talking about in the golddiging video about $750k; was he trying to say he'd spend that much on her? I'm sure she saw through that lie when he picked her up in a 15 year old Chrysler that has the check engine light on
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Yeah, that's what it was. The only money he actually spent was the price of the bar food he bought on the date.
 
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I fucking love this guy. You have to go out of your way to be this much of a stereotype. Like all he does, all day, he wakes up in the morning and muses over his fucking muesli about how he can get into fights with women who are basically trolling him anyway. He goes out into the world LOOKING for fights.

You know they say this, but every other short dude Ive met has generally been really fucking cool, like, its a unique character trait and in a certain way if you can look at it that way, it probably provides a lot of unique opportunities. Like everybody wants to hang out with the midget, they may call you "Wee man" but shit if youre getting on television shows just because of your height, youre ahead of like 99 percent of people who will never hang out with Bam Margera and shit.

IAmNotAlpharius said:
I hope he goes through with it lol. There’s no way he’s going to win
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This is actually an interesting matchup. The height and weight difference is amazing. I hope he does do it. I wonder if he goes down to the playground and scraps with kids to warm up. Logan Paul is like some 6-foot-something Californian hipster with a trophy wife workout regimen and this guy's like a 4-foot guido wannabe who runs a bagel shop and is the exact type of guy you imagine when you think of that NE coast stereotype who goes "Hey PAUUUULIE Im fuckin WALKIN here!". He has to get up on a little stool to reach the work station.
 
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Whats worse, being a midget or taking abuse from a midget who is asking you to fight and backing off

Manlets should be euthanized
 
RollingRock said:
this guy is capitalizing on his 15 minutes seconds of fame with this BS
I gave him a little credit on the video that went viral but he really is just an attention seeker trying to provoke people
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To be fair I don't really blame him. According to him he used to live in his car and worked as a janitor.
 
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I think there is an honest 50/50 chance this guy finds a lady through this madness. If he doesn't, we are looking at another Montreal style kill all women maniac. If he does, lolcowforever as he starts a youtube channel with his 4'2 wife screaming about feminism while she silently nods.
 
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