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Phil lives in a perpetual state of denial that requires constant reinforcement. Deep down Phil knows he’s not happy with his current relationship, especially compared to his time with Leanna. Kat is a cardboard cutout compared to Pandalee. This is why he constantly repeats he’s a happily married man with all it’s perks, and that’s why he doesn’t partake in in-game relationship missions. He has to maintain the facade that everything is peachy with him and his bride, not just to his audience and detractors, but also to himself as well.

I’m almost certain, somewhere in his subconscious, he too is baffled as to how anyone would want to marry him. This could be feeding into his paranoia as well, requiring even more delusion to counter the bad thoughts.
 
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harbinger said:
Phil lives in a perpetual state of denial that requires constant reinforcement. Deep down Phil knows he’s not happy with his current relationship, especially compared to his time with Leanna. Kat is a cardboard cutout compared to Pandalee. This is why he constantly repeats he’s a happily married man with all it’s perks, and that’s why he doesn’t partake in in-game relationship missions. He has to maintain the facade that everything is peachy with him and his bride, not just to his audience and detractors, but also to himself as well.

I’m almost certain, somewhere in his subconscious, he too is baffled as to how anyone would want to marry him. This could be feeding into his paranoia as well, requiring even more delusion to counter the bad thoughts.
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It’s pretty pathetic that he would marry khet knowing they aren’t meant for each other but we all know it was probably for taxes/health care sake. He doesn’t seem happy at all, he seems very dead inside. You know deep down he’s missing panda Lee but he’s so deep in denial he acts like she never even existed at all.
 
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"DURRRRR, I'M A TROLL BUT PHIL DON'T BAN ME CAUSE I GAVES HIM MONEY! I IS SO SMURT!"
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"NO I DON'T LOVE PHIL'S STUFF, I JUST HAPPENED TO BE A FAN, STILL WATCH HIS STUFF REGULARLY, AND ACT JUST LIKE A FAN EXCEPT I HATE HIM AND TROLL HIM! IT ISN'T EVEN MY MONEY CAUSE I GRIND FOR IT JUST SO I DON'T PAY HIM!"

*drools as defective neurons misfire*
 
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Courtesy of @DavidDeDavidson , this is a glorious new meme.
 
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Courtesy of @DavidDeDavidson , this is a glorious new meme.
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I don't think that Dave would be down. Dark is really into his image and depends on assumptions to boost his ego. Let me explain. Being in your late 30's and playing games for a living is a bit odd. Being in your late 30's and being married isn't, it's what men do. This is why he married Khat. He doesn't care about the quality of his marriage, he just wants the good label associated with "man in late 30's with house and wife". He comes off normal that way. So would he want to be known as a world class colonizer? Maybe. Who knows how he really thinks about things.

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NotreallyPutin said:
I don't think that Dave would be down. Dark is really into his image and depends on assumptions to boost his ego. Let me explain. Being in your late 30's and playing games for a living is a bit odd. Being in your late 30's and being married isn't, it's what men do. This is why he married Khat. He doesn't care about the quality of his marriage, he just wants the good label associated with "man in late 30's with house and wife". He comes off normal that way. So would he want to be known as a world class colonizer? Maybe. Who knows how he really thinks about things.

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his name has "dark" but wont date darkies?
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So all this would you go out with a black chick questioning going to lead the word hypothetically to be banned in the stream lexicon?
 
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Phil: "I PREFER NATURAL BEAUTY"

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also caught the part where he called a person that tipped $3 a no-lifer because they asked him about dating missions in video games and why he used to do them not too long ago.

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So you're undergoing a change due to your marriage with Kat, and you're becoming more mature, huh?

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Throw me a bone here, Phil. I just don't see it.
Fat moron.
 
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He's STILL going on about people asking him about romance options in games being "losers" and how "11 years ago" he made sexual jokes but then he stopped because he "matured up."

Kat, you did it, congrats, you made the only thing Phil ever enjoyed when playing games into something he's terrified of.

Also I guess Kat used to listen to a lot of metal and Kpop, but now they only listen to relaxing Indian and African music. They drive around on their day off spending thousands of dollars listening to relaxation CD's your aunt buys from QVC thinking a sitar is "some kind of weird electric guitar". These two are fucking clowns.
 
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Boy his chat is like a playground. I normally stay away from chatting in there but tonight I was feeling very adventurous.

I believe about 1/10th of the people who type in that chat are generally there just for Phil. They actually like him. The other nine are totally just shooting the shit and fucking memeing their hearts out.

Just don't say nig or youtube and you will not get timed out.
 
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Phil has been going on for 5 minutes about people who don't take good care of their pets, including a story of someone he knew (?) buying a bird from a pet shop with a return policy, and then returning the bird because it wasn't a good fit for them, as if that was a bad thing. "The bird is gonna be mentally screwed up for life!"

Phil's hamsters were so bored and mistreated that they spent their entire lives chewing the bars and acting like prisoners, and then one died and was left alone and then the other died and it all got thrown in the garbage. Phil talking about pets is fucking infuriating.
 
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SowonNation said:
Phil: "I PREFER NATURAL BEAUTY"

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also caught the part where he called a person that tipped $3 a no-lifer because they asked him about dating missions in video games and why he used to do them not too long ago.

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So you're undergoing a change due to your marriage with Kat, and you're becoming more mature, huh?

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Throw me a bone here, Phil. I just don't see it.
Fat moron.
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38 year old man, playing Minecraft in 2019 for less than 100 hundred people who pay his bills waxes poetic about how mature he is.
 
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Phil has been going on for 5 minutes about people who don't take good care of their pets, including a story of someone he knew (?) buying a bird from a pet shop with a return policy, and then returning the bird because it wasn't a good fit for them, as if that was a bad thing. "The bird is gonna be mentally screwed up for life!"

Phil's hamsters were so bored and mistreated that they spent their entire lives chewing the bars and acting like prisoners, and then one died and was left alone and then the other died and it all got thrown in the garbage. Phil talking about pets is fucking infuriating.
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Didn't all the hamsters die when he was in between Leanna and Kat? So he has no one to blame but himself if they died prematurely.
 
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I don't really even care about the timeline of when each hamster died. They ONLY ever existed as vlog flodder. The fact that one died and Phil didn't express sympathy, and then the other one died and then we got hamster blackout, never existed, who cares, no more pictures or anything, memory hole....Fuck you Phil. You never wanted them and you are incapable of caring for anything, Fuck I'm so mad that I thought about how he had pets and keeps threatening to have more.
 
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