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Tragi-Chan said:
Something I was wondering. Does Chris actually like anyone for their own merits? It seems to me that just about everyone he doesn't hate is either related to him, pats his ass or can give him something. The moment they don't do or give him what he wants, he acts like a complete dick to them. Is there anyone he just enjoys talking to or spending time with, just because he enjoys their company?
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I think there have been in the past. Maybe the gal-pals? His water-boy bro at MHS? Some of the non-Megan people around the GamePlace?

The past few years he has boxed himself into a corner with that because of his desperation to score with every girl and his hatred of every male. Maybe he could evolve back towards a place where he could have that type of acquaintance.

I guess they will always need to pat his ass a little. Most of us don't want to spend a lot of time with people who are dicks to us. Chris just has higher standards for that.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Something I was wondering. Does Chris actually like anyone for their own merits? It seems to me that just about everyone he doesn't hate is either related to him, pats his ass or can give him something. The moment they don't do or give him what he wants, he acts like a complete dick to them. Is there anyone he just enjoys talking to or spending time with, just because he enjoys their company?
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No, Chris seems to only see people as means to an end, whether it means potential sex, or protection/resources. In a way, Chris lives a very solipsistic life, in that he seems incapable of even considering the reality outside of his own personal experience.
 
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I'm thinking of wooing the lovely Barbara Chandler. A widow her age must desire companion and what better companion than a man many years her junior besides her son.

I would pursue her in a respectful manner befitting a woman of her generation. Flowers, maybe a box of chocolates, and a wholesome trip to a local sock hop if she so desired. I wouldn't dare take a lady parking or to the drive-thru. I want her to maintain a reputation of being the honorable woman that she is because I am a gentleman, and a gentleman's desire for any lady is to protect and adore her. Until the fifth date. If you know what I mean.
 
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Ignoring the perfect storm that would have to happen to even make such a situation possible; I'd laugh my ass of for weeks if Chris finds out his first born is going to be a male.
 
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Goddurg, not even A-Logging enough to humor the idea that he might resort to that, but imagine being that child and growing up with only ever disdain and disappointment from your progenitor for your birth defying the sacred prophecy of his dreams.

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If you grew up as Chris's child I think his "disdain and disappointment" would be the least of your problems.
 
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Mollybdenum said:
Ignoring the perfect storm that would have to happen to even make such a situation possible; I'd laugh my ass of for weeks if Chris finds out his first born is going to be a male.
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He's considered that. He'd name it Reginald or something.
 
Uzumaki said:
I don't know what you think is so funny about infanticide.
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Chris would not do that. He would be happy he has found a heartsweet and would happily do his fatherly... I mean tomgirly duties (playing with legos) while the poor kid grows up playing old sanic merchandise, while Chris tries again and again to make him a sister.
 
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Was The Wallflower Autistic herself or something? I was just reading that article on the wiki and the exchange goes from two NEETs (well, almost NEET in her case) talking about things meant for pre-teens to a fiery, scathing hatred in less than an e-mail. While I understand getting pissed off at Chris's crap spilling over, damn, her reaction was positively mean right off the bat.

Just wondering. The whole thing is interesting because of the banality of previous e-mails made the hatred of the last ones that much worse.
 
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You'd get mean too if you started getting calls at all hours of the night from aspiring documentary filmmakers.
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True enough, I forgot just how bad the trolling was at that point and how it would have immediately spilled over. Still, I find the reaction interesting, even in light of that,.
 
drmccoy said:
Was The Wallflower Autistic herself or something? I was just reading that article on the wiki and the exchange goes from two NEETs (well, almost NEET in her case) talking about things meant for pre-teens to a fiery, scathing hatred in less than an e-mail. While I understand getting pissed off at Chris's crap spilling over, damn, her reaction was positively mean right off the bat.

Just wondering. The whole thing is interesting because of the banality of previous e-mails made the hatred of the last ones that much worse.
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When info about her got out, she saw the cwcki or something like that and thought Chris was writing about her. She flipped shit over that.

Heh, and I'll always love how perfectly she played into our hands with the Tito picture.
 
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Well, some of you might know there's a human gene called 'Sonic Hedgehog' gene.
Here's the link to its wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_hedgehog

Well...
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Now it's genetically proven, Sonic the Hedgehog has blue arms.
 
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sparklemilhouse said:
I think she was just a late bloomer nerd who was hot for the ghost hunters.
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Jesus, fuck, yeah. The big laugh out loud moment is when Chris is trying to say he's cool with the 'shipping porn she wrote when Tito goes, in all caps, THE GHOSTHUNTERS GUYS BONING EACH OTHER IN THE BUTT AIN'T LESBIAN or something like that.

Yeah, the Wallflower has her own issues but at least she's much more capable of functioning in society.
 
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drmccoy said:
Jesus, fuck, yeah. The big laugh out loud moment is when Chris is trying to say he's cool with the 'shipping porn she wrote when Tito goes, in all caps, THE GHOSTHUNTERS GUYS BONING EACH OTHER IN THE BUTT AIN'T LESBIAN or something like that.

Yeah, the Wallflower has her own issues but at least she's much more capable of functioning in society.
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She did look like a sped though. And she did have kind of an autistic reaction to Chris' ideas for her owl fan fiction thing. I have a feeling that some well-intentioned supervisor at their Young Adult Social Group paired them up together because of this.
 
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Anyone else have a nightmare about Chris before?

I recently had a dream where my boyfriend of 6 years and I had a big fight and I went and got drunk only to wake up in Chris' gross-ass room with him huffing and mumbling while trying to get hard enough to bone me.

Needless to say I woke up and actually had to fight back vomiting.

Now who else will admit their shame?
 
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