Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[mauggg]

Anyone else have a nightmare about Chris before?

I recently had a dream where my boyfriend of 6 years and I had a big fight and I went and got drunk only to wake up in Chris' gross-ass room with him huffing and mumbling while trying to get hard enough to bone me.

Needless to say I woke up and actually had to fight back vomiting.

Now who else will admit their shame?

Not a nightmare, but I had a recent dream where I was sitting in on Chris's trial, where Chris threatens the judge that unless the charges are dropped, he was gonna come up to the podium, make the judge his bitch, and get him "ass pregnant." Chris was saying this in his "baby talk" voice, while the judge simply looked nonchalantly on.

 

[drmccoy]

She did look like a sped though. And she did have kind of an autistic reaction to Chris' ideas for her owl fan fiction thing. I have a feeling that some well-intentioned supervisor at their Young Adult Social Group paired them up together because of this.

Well, looking at he social media under her real name [REDACTED], it's pretty obvious she has some issues. Living with parents yet, spending time on Young Adult lit, gay Ghost Hunters stuff.... your typical basement dwelling female sperg, actually. I would not be surprised in the least if some of the YA crap has been updated to Dr. Who and Ghost Hunters replaced with Ghost Adventures 'shipping stories. At least she can hold down a job and not be a female Chris. Plus she seemingly has gender issues, which I don't think were made up for Chris alone.

I suppose what I'm saying is that this is a fairly close match for Chris and, perhaps, could have went somewhere, maybe. Even without Tito or who ever, I think he would have fucked it up by making moves too quickly and her reluctance to do anything. Still, on a scale of 1 to 10 it was a 2, compared to Megan's 1.

 

[Male Idiot]

I once dreamed about classic Chris.
For some reason Barb called someone who happened to be me to fix the lawnmower.
After it was done, she begged/coerced me into mowing a path from their overgrown, litter-encrusted yard to the street, which Chris "helped me" with making child like engine sounds for the lawnmower.
Otherwise he acted like a realistic tard, just saying words like um and yeah, and hiding behind Barb most of the time.

The whole scene was quite like pre-tomgirl Chris. Thank all the gods I did not dream with his current incarnation.

 

[Ravenor]

The whole scene was quite like pre-tomgirl Chris. Thank all the gods I did not dream with his current incarnation.

I can fix that!

Your having a dream, your in a club an you see a girl's body really smoking hot but you never get a good look at her face, so you an your friends chat have a few drinks an you try not to make it obvious your trying to catch another glimpse of her. You drink another few shots an think why not go for it as you see her move to the bar to order another bud light you make your move an say the so bad it's funny chat up line you have been working on for the last half hour, as she turns around you notice her face it's the face of Chris an she say's "I'm all yours big boy" an she throws her lips on you in a recreation of the face hugger scene in Alien.

Sweet Dreams.

 

[Holdek]

Well, looking at he social media under her real name [REDACTED], it's pretty obvious she has some issues. Living with parents yet, spending time on Young Adult lit, gay Ghost Hunters stuff.... your typical basement dwelling female sperg, actually. I would not be surprised in the least if some of the YA crap has been updated to Dr. Who and Ghost Hunters replaced with Ghost Adventures 'shipping stories. At least she can hold down a job and not be a female Chris. Plus she seemingly has gender issues, which I don't think were made up for Chris alone.

I suppose what I'm saying is that this is a fairly close match for Chris and, perhaps, could have went somewhere, maybe. Even without Tito or who ever, I think he would have fucked it up by making moves too quickly and her reluctance to do anything. Still, on a scale of 1 to 10 it was a 2, compared to Megan's 1.

See, that's the thing. It's intuitive so think, Well, match the spergs together. They will relate to each other. Which is probably what the organizer of the Young Adult Social Group was thinking. But, I've heard people here say that with the problems autists have with social signals and communication and such, putting two spergs together and having them interact can have the unintended consequence of just multiplying those problems by two.

Well and plus Chris has significant issues other than his tism that would make him a bad match for da Wallflower (or anyone for that matter), such as a vindictive personality and a mind poisoned by Barb's crazy influence.

 

[timtommy]

See, that's the thing. It's intuitive so think, Well, match the spergs together. They will relate to each other. Which is probably what the organizer of the Young Adult Social Group was thinking. But, I've heard people here say that with the problems autists have with social signals and communication and such, putting two spergs together and having them interact can have the unintended consequence of just multiplying those problems by two.

Well and plus Chris has significant issues other than his tism that would make him a bad match for da Wallflower (or anyone for that matter), such as a vindictive personality and a mind poisoned by Barb's crazy influence.

Chris is a bad romantic match for anyone. But in terms of finding friendships, his best hope is probably people who have similar weirdness or mental differences as him.

If we pretended Chris was capable of being around a woman without being creepy or being around a man without being filled with fear and rage, his best hope of a social life would be to find other awkward people who have a similar non-ironic interest in children's toys, games and tv shows, and not much interest in anything else. The Wallflower seemed to be a candidate for this.

I suppose it was risky because the Wallflower would not be adept at handling people, and Chris needs a lot of handling. But if you didn't know quite as much about Chris as we do, you might think it is a decent idea. You would probably think there is a decent chance they won't get along, but figure that if they don't they can just stop talking too each other. You have to be pretty well-versed in Chris' stupidity to realize the disastrous path you were headed down.

Basically, I think whoever arranged it did what should have been a nice thing by trying to find Chris a friend instead of just a babysitter like the gal-pals. Unfortunately Chris couldn't handle that either.

 

[Heinkel]

What kind of people will Chris share jailtime with? I obviously know it's not gonna be hardcore gang members and multiple murderers, but I've never really thought about jail beyond the popular image of the maximum security installation full of rapists and drug dealers. Is county jail more for carjackers and junkies? Aggressive drunks? Is he gonna end up in a building full of autistic manchildren?

 

[Lipitor]

What kind of people will Chris share jailtime with? I obviously know it's not gonna be hardcore gang members and multiple murderers, but I've never really thought about jail beyond the popular image of the maximum security installation full of rapists and drug dealers. Is county jail more for carjackers and junkies? Aggressive drunks? Is he gonna end up in a building full of autistic manchildren?

Depends on the duration of the sentence. If he goes to jail he's gonna be in gen pop. With other people who have assault charges. They could put him in segregation, but they're not obligated to. It won't be as bad as Oz or one of those lockup shows, but it certainly will have it's share of hardasses and people who don't want to put up with chris's shit. If you are smart enough to not step on anyones' toes and make at least a few friends you will generally do fine in jail like this. Having said that I don't know if Chris realizes or is capable of that. The thing about jail is they don't let ANYTHING slide for the most part. If chris does something illegal in jail they'll charge him with more crimes.

I would say he's definitely going to jail, because that's what would definitely happen to anyone else with this charge, and no lawyer. But depending how compassionate that judge is and how Chris behaves during the trial he might get off with probation. It's really hard to speculate. Anything could happen in a courtroom, and that's why lawyers tend to follow predictive outcomes. With Chris he could go in there and keep his mouth shut other than to apologize for what he's done (super fucking obvious route to anyone that's not a fucking potato) or he could go on a full on outburst and demand to be treated special. The judges sympathy to his 'tism is another factor. The right judge could just feel bad for him, the another might see through him like an open window. Then you have the prosecutors. He's totally done enough to put him away for a long time, but they only went with the one charge. Are they gonna pursue that to the fullest? Have they seen his unremorseful facebook posts?

TL;DR If chris ends up going to prison he will likely cause bad things to happen to him through his behavior that were otherwise avoidable. Will he go to jail depends on the luck of the tard.

 

[Picklechu]

My state has an actual autism card now.

http://www.villagelivingonline.com/...@adap.ua.edu&utm_campaign=Media+Report+012615

 

[sparklemilhouse]

My state has an actual autism card now.

ugh. Seriously? Quote from article:

>>
Hager said she believes these cards could be crucial for drivers with autism in interacting with police or other first responders.<<

She said earlier in the article that her son is probably never going to be fully independent but yet she thinks he'll drive one day? give me a break.

 

[Reiji]

Tried to do a search on this but couldn't find it, although I know the answer is here somewhere. What was Chris's name before he changed it and what made him decide on the change?

 

[Marvin]

Tried to do a search on this but couldn't find it, although I know the answer is here somewhere. What was Chris's name before he changed it and what made him decide on the change?

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Leonard_Bearstein

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Tried to do a search on this but couldn't find it, although I know the answer is here somewhere. What was Chris's name before he changed it and what made him decide on the change?

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Christopher's_name_change

 

[LogVincent]

Everyone says Chris would probably learn something from an ass-kicking, but what if he just uses it as a crutch or to 'brag' that he's been in a fight for his own cause?

 

[Coldgrip]

Everyone says Chris would probably learn something from an ass-kicking, but what if he just uses it as a crutch or to 'brag' that he's been in a fight for his own cause?

If Chris is good at one thing, it's mental gymnastics. It really doesn't matter if he got his ass kicked or not, if he does get a beating, he'll try and use it for sympathy. If he doesn't he'll say that he could of been in a fight and use that to try and get pity.

 

[Anchuent Dictata]

Still being somewhat new, could someone direct me to some of the best past threads regarding such as:

The Golden Questions of "what if Barb Died/Chris lost his tugboat" or other special speculations.

Noted that I know I could search and slog through, but I'm actually asking for what Christorians consider particularly good stuff.

 

[mauggg]

I honestly don't know where Chris is going to wind up on his birthday, but some company in China just created the almost-perfect gift for Christian Love Day. It ain't Legos, but I think maybe Chris might be interested:

It's a MLP inflatable "companionship doll" (and yes, you could technically order it from the link on the first pic...if you were uh, so inclined).

I like how even the factory rep showing off the product is rightfully embarrassed.

 

[timtommy]

Everyone says Chris would probably learn something from an ass-kicking, but what if he just uses it as a crutch or to 'brag' that he's been in a fight for his own cause?

I am sure he would. But he might also find the experience unpleasant enough that he would try to avoid doing whatever he did to precipitate it.

The problem with this thinking is that except for the things he has been arrested for, Chris probably doesn't "deserve" an ass-kicking. Sure he is weird and annoying in public. But most people don't think it would be a good thing if all weird and annoying people got beaten down. And when he crossed a line he got arrested. Which most people would think is a better remedy than someone physically hurting him.

I guess I really don't want Chris to get his ass-kicked. I hope he faces the normal societally accceptable consequences for his transgressions. So I think it is more than ok if he gets banned from places or if he gets arrested for real crimes he commits. But it would be unfortunate if he got physically hurt. That's not how society works.

 

[Holdek]

My state has an actual autism card now.

http://www.villagelivingonline.com/people/autism-identification-cards123/?utm_source=Campaign_Intelligence&utm_medium=Email&utm_term=NA&utm_content=rluncefo@adap.ua.edu&utm_campaign=Media Report 012615

It doesn't say anything about not interfering with civil disobedience about blarms though .

If Chris is good at one thing, it's mental gymnastics. It really doesn't matter if he got his ass kicked or not, if he does get a beating, he'll try and use it for sympathy. If he doesn't he'll say that he could of been in a fight and use that to try and get pity.

At this point we can't really ask that punishment "teaches" Chris anything, only that it scares him into not misbehaving again.

 

[TaterBot]

Chris said Bob had said he really wanted the name Christian, but "chickened out." Upon hearing the bear's mispronunciation, Chris, through the power of magical mystical reasoning, concluded that was actually supposed to be his rightful name. He then refused to answer to any other name and his floppy-brained parents went along with it. He was 7.

Maybe he'd have forgotten the whole thing in time, but his parents' indulgence kept it going, until years later, they changed it. Did they do it legally and officially?

Minor question: When the cops were chasing Chris after the Mall pepper-spraying, why'd they call him "Christopher"?

EDIT It seems even worse in the Cwcki article http://sonichu.com/cwcki/IT_TOOK_A_TALKING_BEAR_TO_GIVE_THE_NAME_A_YOUNG_BOY_LOVES,
but there are some misalignments on the dates that are confusing.