Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

I just did. It wasn’t perfect, but I still found its enjoyable.

That's saying something, I watched both @Lowtax and @Jaimas play it, and it looked pretty awful. Maybe playing it on your phone makes it better??? I dunno.

But yeah, Flu's a piece of shit and that comes through in pretty much every interaction I've seen her in. Your interaction with her is simply one more in a long line of examples of just how awful of a human being (ghoul) Flu really is.
 
Can somebody explain to me how electing John would prevent security breach at Capital One? Is he going to institute a special commissar that is going to check security of every bank, and report directly to him? I thought Capital One was not nationalized (yet)?

John doesn't actually know what Congress does, just like he doesn't know what an engineer does, or anything else he claims to be does.
 
Wu was on another podcast. Once again, exactly the same shit with the interviewer never once trying to drill deeper on any question, for example "tell me a little about your career as a software engineer."

The Wu word of the day calendar made another appearance though. This time we got "tergiversation" which apparently means the same as equivocation. Also she invented another /r/thathappened story about an unnamed friend who worked at giant spacekat as an animator, but who also worked for another games company in Boston. In the story, the woman was working away in her office (welp, the story falls apart right there.) and all her male coworkers burst in an started ogling and catcalling two women who were playing volleyball in the courtyard below. I don't know how anyone can listen to Wu's stories and not immediately ask "did that really happen?" but apparently this guy managed it. They're the kind of thing you could only believe if you'd never worked in an office before in your life. In any case, the only animator Wu ever employed was Amanda Warner, and she'd never worked in the games industry before so, yeah, thathappened.
 
The Wu word of the day calendar made another appearance though. This time we got "tergiversation" which apparently means the same as equivocation.

John has used this before. Also just using it as "equivocation" is shit-tier. If you want to say "equivocation" just say that. It has lots of other connotations that equivocation doesn't.
 
Yes, a one-on-one sexy beach-volleyball pick-up game taking place outside an office building at work hours. So many questions about that could be asked by an interviewer.

edit: instead of asking critical question that just makes him angry and turtles up, encourage him to add more and more shit to his stories. If he manages to get a story past one person it would likely bleed into his general repertoire.
 
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I’m guessing most people don’t give a fuck about John enough to ask probing questions or follow-up. They hear this narcissistic tranny droning on about how amazing he is and he was “harassed” by mean kids on twitter and they’re just go “uh-huh, uh-huh” and get through their interview as quickly as possible.

I’m sure John sends out a letter that states what is ok to talk about and what isn’t.
 
Here's a fun thing. When Wu's tweeting:

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Because if it wasn't an Apple product you might as well kill yourself already, peasant. But wait, what's this....

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Gasp! What sort of betrayal is this. The ghost of Steve Jobs will literally rise from his grave and kill you with your own titanium credit card, you infidel slut. Oh wait.

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It's just every single political post on your feed. Phew. You've just been outsourcing your entire political persona to that prole Elizabeth Spiers. I guess politicking is so much work you have to pay people to tweet for you. At least Drumpf writes his own crazy shit on twitter.
 
Wow, can't believe she has a thread on here too. I had an email exchange with her over Revolution 60 after playing the iPad version, and she was super rude for no reason. Surprised to find out all this is going on.
I actually still have the emails.

I can summarize Wu for you very easily: This is the thread I stopped following to cover ManJaw for the last few weeks, because they are so damn similar.

The main difference is Brianna used to be John, while Lynn only looks like she wasn't Lynn at the start. And John already got quasi-famous for successfully scamming people while playing the victim, whereas Lynn is trying hard to get that going right now.
 
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It's just every single political post on your feed. Phew. You've just been outsourcing your entire political persona to that prole Elizabeth Spiers. I guess politicking is so much work you have to pay people to tweet for you. At least Drumpf writes his own crazy shit on twitter.

What a low energy candidate. Like a tranny Jeb. Sad!
 
You should put your trust (and money) in the loving arms of John W. Flynt instead.

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It turns out the Capital One hacker was a tranny. You add in Chelsea Manning and it becomes pretty clear that, on a per capita basis at least, trannies are vastly over represented in the area of cyber crime. That's Brianna's area of expertise -- cybercrime that is, definitely not trannies. I wonder if we'll hear more from him on the topic?
 
That's saying something, I watched both @Lowtax and @Jaimas play it, and it looked pretty awful. Maybe playing it on your phone makes it better??? I dunno.

But yeah, Flu's a piece of shit and that comes through in pretty much every interaction I've seen her in. Your interaction with her is simply one more in a long line of examples of just how awful of a human being (ghoul) Flu really is.

The PC version is a lot better. And yes, I'm including that knowing that several text parser commands are broken and the last boss requires a console command to actually beat.
 
Hey, anyone want two hours and dozens of tweets worth of sucking Elizabeth Warren off? Me neither so fuck it.

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See, this is legit fascinating, because as a Democrat, it shows Wu has learned nothing at all in 4 years. She's thrown her weight behind the least electable option for the Dems.

See, there's an argument for Sanders. Sanders is an insane ideological zealot with barely constrained rhetoric, but that might just be the thing to counter Trump, a fighting fire with fire approach.

Williamson reeks of limousine liberal, but that might legit work at a point where half the base regards themselves as galaxy brain elites who are too smart to vote right wing.

Biden and Delaney are both strong centrist options, who can provide a less extremist alternative to Dems who don't like Trump, but don't want to elect a goddamn commie maniac.

Warren? Warren is the exact problem that cost us the last election. She's Hillary 2.0, she's completely unelectable, the extremists don't feel she's extreme enough and the moderates feel she's too far left.

Regardless of which side you're on, the fact remains that in the last 4 years, many people have taken to heart that the last election was not a strong showing for us, and the Democratic party needs serious change to compete.

Wu? She's doing the same shit that had us watching her have a growing panic attack over the length of an evening, proudly declaring that "I'll be watching Hillary win!" and then slowly realizing that her brand of smug, milquetoast liberalism does not put asses in voting booths.

She has learned nothing, and still expects to be taken seriously.
 
Hey, anyone want two hours and dozens of tweets worth of sucking Elizabeth Warren off? Me neither so fuck it.

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Those dirty centrists and their lack of irrational, vitriolic hatred, their lack of sympathy for terrorist organizations, and their willingness to listen to both sides of an argument instead of just blindly following one!
 
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