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What is it with these deathfats and them tilting their head to ones side in their thumbnails?
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What is it with these deathfats and them tilting their head to ones side in their thumbnails?
Have you considered going places in the US other than Walmart?
Hamberlynn has re-entered the fat distribution of infancy and all it does is promote visceral primal feelings of disgust and a need to destroy the abomination.Deathfats comfort themselves with this weird myth that fat makes them look younger because it fills in the wrinkles in their face.*
I don't know how this myth originated when you can see all the morbidly obese 20 and 30 somethings looking as old as 60 sometimes but this is what she means.
*The only situation where this is true is in elderly people. It general if you're 70 you're younger looking and generally more able to be active if you've got a little extra padding instead of being skin and bones. I don't know how 30 something FA's think this applies to them. If they make it to 70 at 400+ pounds they're going to be worse for wear than the frail skeletal old people.
Shit, they might even find being fat advantageous what with all the crashes that happen. Pelaton crash knocks a deathfat onto the rough cobblestone road? Their copious blubber will absorb the shock and protect their bones. Rider collisions would just be a gelatin-like bounce.Tour de France for deathfats would be 1 km in length, starting at Vélodrome d'Hiver and end at a coffee shop. Because that's about how long the frames and carbon wheel sets of those lovely bicycles would survive before crumbling to dust.
Might be hilarious for the pile-up of lard on the roads, but that's about it.
It also depends where you live. Low income and rural areas tend to have a lot of fat people.Have you considered going places in the US other than Walmart?
Shit, they might even find being fat advantageous what with all the crashes that happen. Pelaton crash knocks a deathfat onto the rough cobblestone road? Their copious blubber will absorb the shock and protect their bones. Rider collisions would just be a gelatin-like bounce.
'Course riding involves things like "effort" and "not sitting on the couch eating bon bons".
You know there are snacks in there- Medicinal purposes. Wouldn't want a low sugar with all of that "exercise".Got something for you.
It also depends where you live. Low income and rural areas tend to have a lot of fat people.
Yeah but I mean... You've seen her face too though, she looks like she's in her late 40's.Hamberlynn has re-entered the fat distribution of infancy and all it does is promote visceral primal feelings of disgust and a need to destroy the abomination.
Look at how wide she has to keep her legs. She looks like a garbage pail kid.Got something for you.
I don't think fat girl denim short shorts last long if they don't have their legs apart.Look at how wide she has to keep her legs. She looks like a garbage pail kid.
I’d say good on her if she was trying to get exercise to lose weight but we know that’s not happening.
Always an excuse. I bet Chantal is banging her head against her steering wheel tray right now screaming, why, why, why? Why couldn't my doctor forbid me from doing Keto?liesbyjen is back. sadly she had to kick herself out of ketosis by drinking a 32oz (1L) of prune juice because keto made her constipated. she didn't want to do it because she worked so hard to eat right to get in ketosis but she had to. if only there were other things that act as a laxative that don't kick you out of it.
after downing her prune juice it wasn't long until she shat her soul out and everything went back to normal.. or so she thought. because she's too fat to properly wipe herself she developed UTI. she lingered at home and didn't go the doctors immediately when the symptoms showed up because she values her cats life more than hers. because of this she developed urosepsis which caused her to shake uncontrollably.
it was at this time that she finally decided it's best to go to the doctors and pestered some relatives to take her. the doctors ultimately told her that keto was probably the cause of her problems and her doctor prohibited her from doing any kind of keto stuff until further notice, i.e. never again. however she hopes to get back on keto as quickly as possible because she misses the lifestyle.
finally she let's us know that she regained and is back to 552 (anyone know her previous weight?) because, and i quote her, "we all know that once you go off keto you gain back quickly". and for those that think it were the binges that made her regain she guarantees us that there was no such thing. half the time she didn't even feel like eating, but she did order some mexican food.
she ends the video by rambling about food, some sweets that are great for newcomers to keto and that she'll be doing clean keto and not dirty or lazy keto or keto at all. yeah, i also don't know what the fuck she was trying to say.
stay tuned to find out what god has in store next for jen and what lies she conjures.
i bet hearing that and having a real excuse must have felt real good. this is the type of diagnosis chantal dreams about.
as a side note, is there a reason why bidets aren't as popular in the states as they are throughout europe? you'd think that fatties would especially love them.
I think she really is too dumb to think of that. She looks, acts and sounds like she barely rubs 2 braincells together.Bitch couldn't have just taken some Miralax, drank some water, and ate some fiber? It HAD to be prune juice? What is she, 80 years old?
Well that depends on where you go in Europe. UK, Germany, they have fat bitches, a lot of em. Obese but not immobile deathfats usually, still though.I'm going to Europe for two weeks. Can't wait to go into a public place and not see hideous deathfat bitches walking around in skintight clothing and crop tops like here in the good ole U S of A.
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FTFY because infinifats are marginalized and need representation, y’all /sneedThat thigh hanging off the saddle. To think her ex was so hung up on this thing leaving him for an androgynoussuperfatinfinifat female that he trooned out and moved into their damn garage. Freakshow I tell you what.
Not a Marianne Williamson fan by any stretch but her comments about how ssris and anti-anxiety meds are vastly over-prescribed for "normal human despair" were spot on. It triggered a lot of SJW types this week.
She didn't even have to do that. All she had to do was actual research into how to do a keto diet correctly and she would have learned that a magnesium supplement is strongly recommended, and it has a stool softening effect, or diarrhea if you fuck it up and take too much.Bitch couldn't have just taken some Miralax, drank some water, and ate some fiber? It HAD to be prune juice? What is she, 80 years old?
I hate it how all these fats think eating disorders can just suddenly hit them like the flu. Bitch you’re not going to wake up one day and physically be unable to eat.In the EU, docs are considering making waist measurement not BMI the measure of how obese someone is.
Also in the EU, it's Phoebe Tickner time!
She is sick of non-fat people talking to her, even though her SJW based account means that many of her followers and customers are not fat themselves (related sperg, she says no one can be fat at a size 16 (UK, that's a 12 US)
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And her new crowdfundedelectric wheelchairscooty puff has arrived. I don't know if any of you lot are wheelchair users, but before buying most people would think to check the specs, test the actual chair out at a showroom or have it brought to your home, make sure you can fit in the damn thing. Also weighing herself to make sure she doesn't break the chair which other people paid for will trigger her anorexia which she is so clearly suffering from. (The weight limit on the chair is 150kg.)
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I hate it how all these fats think eating disorders can just suddenly hit them like the flu. Bitch you’re not going to wake up one day and physically be unable to eat.