Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

[Optimus Prime]

He could keep the doll in a closet or under a bed. Some of the dolls are under 5 feet and all of the weigh less than 100 pounds.

He still would have needed to get the box into the apartment, which raises even more questions if he subsequently got rid of the box right after.

 

[Surtur]

He still would have needed to get the box into the apartment, which raises even more questions if he subsequently got rid of the box right after.

Boxes can be dismantled and I imagine it could fit through a door. Or he had it sent somewhere else and then brought it back in some sort of case.

 

[tehpope]

Maybe he got it shipped to his car dealership job and got fired over it.

 

[blackie toy]

Or just, you know, arranged for delivery when they were both out having their anniversary dinner or some shit.

Spoiler

Though I'm pretty convinced at this point that PIfag is a cruel prank.

 

[DangerousAngel]

I find it really strange and frankly implausible that some stranger would plunk down a considerable chunk of change to hire a PI to see if some random weirdo on the internet is lying. If I had to guess, the PI story is a cover for an anon that took it upon himself to do their own background research and even stake out Coffin's place. Playing detective on the internet is one thing, but staking out someone's house for 72+ hours is quite another. That crosses the line from curiosity to obsession.

That said, if it's true, Coffin needs a mental health evaluation and a boatload of therapy. Just think of how desperate and lonely you have to get to think up a farce like this.

 

[Xarpho]

Who says the couple doesn't know about the doll? Didn't the PI report say that he was "living in sin" regarding the couple? That usually means something sexual frowned upon...polygamy, homosexuality, maybe both.

 

[DangerousAngel]

Some people were speculating Coffin is a closeted gay man, though I'm not sure what evidence they have. But it would provide an explanation for the alleged excommunication and the estrangement from his family if that were so.

 

[Petronella]

I'm going to be cautiously optimistic here and hope that "living in sin" in this case means "not living among other Mormons." The alternatives give me mental images I'd rather not picture.

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

I'm going to be cautiously optimistic here and hope that "living in sin" in this case means "not living among other Mormons." The alternatives give me mental images I'd rather not picture.

At least living in sin can equate to future assisted living.

 

[MrTroll]

I'm still trying to work out the logistics of how the fuck he ordered a realdoll and, if this is all true, how the fuck his host family doesn't know about it. Taken straight from the RealDoll webpage:


So let's just repeat that: this is a box about 24 cubic feet in volume that weighs 200 fucking pounds inside which is the doll and its storage mount bracket aperatus that is required for keeping it stored when not in use.

Where the actual fuck does he keep it?! Much less how did he get a 200 lb box the size of an average man secretly into that apartment?!

I think the better question is where he'd get the money for one. Don't they start at like $5000? And isn't this guy totally broke and living in a friend's apartment?

 

[AnOminous]

He walks a fine line getting her to say and do stuff that might make her suspicious of his wretchedness.

And "here, put on this Darth Maul mask and shake this baby" doesn't?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Who says the couple doesn't know about the doll?

I thought the doll was made to look like the woman who he isn't actually married to?

 

[tehpope]

I think the better question is where he'd get the money for one. Don't they start at like $5000? And isn't this guy totally broke and living in a friend's apartment?

Credit Card(s)?

 

[Trickie]

I'm going to be cautiously optimistic here and hope that "living in sin" in this case means "not living among other Mormons." The alternatives give me mental images I'd rather not picture.

No, according to LDS doctrine, being in a household with non-members isn't "living in sin" in any respect. You'd be more likely to be chastised for drinking a Coke, actually (practically no one would do that, though, unless they're really nitpicky about following every single rule).

More often than not, though, "living in sin" can mean things like smoking or drinking alcohol, which is frowned upon a lot more by Mormons than it is by the general population. Things like homosexuality, crossdressing, transsexuality, fetishism and general promiscuity do definitely count as "living in sin", though.

 

[jemas42]

No, according to LDS doctrine, being in a household with non-members isn't "living in sin" in any respect. You'd be more likely to be chastised for drinking a Coke, actually (practically no one would do that, though, unless they're really nitpicky about following every single rule).

More often than not, though, "living in sin" can mean things like smoking or drinking alcohol, which is frowned upon a lot more by Mormons than it is by the general population. Things like homosexuality, crossdressing, transsexuality, fetishism and general promiscuity do definitely count as "living in sin", though.

Do we know if Bracers and "Jim" are actually married? If they're not, it could be that his parents think they're living in sin. Or maybe they misinterpreted his relationship, or the PI (if there is a PI) misinterpreted what they said. Or maybe they just think he's living in sin because they think he's in a relationship with/living with a non-Mormon?

...We have just enough information to make this maddening.

 

[galact0r]

I'd imagine they'd consider sticking your dick in a lifesize, silicone doll to be pretty sinful.

 

[Petronella]

This is kinda farfetched, but maybe they caught him buying clothes for the doll and assumed he was a cross dresser?

 

[DN 420]

we need to start a betting pool for this whack shit.

 

[Infinity]

If he's their nanny, then there's obviously times where the couple are out at work or whatever. I bet he just got it delivered whilst the couple were out. It's hard to say, really, though, given the clusterfuck of info that we have.

 

[Le Bateleur]

I've been reading through the thread, and I'm at a similar point with it that I reached with Lost when the polar bear showed up: confused as hell and really not convinced the payoff will be worth it...