Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sissy Galvez]

Another day another bit of obsolete sperging.
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Which is funny because this is what he retweeted immediately after
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why does he have a hate boner for gabbard?
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And another terrible idea
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Blob is an idiot. “5-6 new scotus seats”, keep dreaming you fat fuck. Nothing changes in this country.

Also, I’m laughing st AOC’s woke language like “decarbonize” and “leaving no community behind”. She’s a talking point with a pair of tits, hoop earrings, and no brain.

 

[instythot]

Blob is an idiot. “5-6 new scotus seats”, keep dreaming you fat fuck. Nothing changes in this country.

Also, I’m laughing st AOC’s woke language like “decarbonize” and “leaving no community behind”. She’s a talking point with a pair of tits, hoop earrings, and no brain.

What was the last time the dems changed something about how processes in the chambers work, and how long did it take to be used against them? One full election cycle to block the Obama nominee?

Jesus Bob, it's not even ancient history you need to be learning from

 

[Mola Ram]

It never ceases to amuse/amaze me (depending on my mood) how fucking jingoistic Bob and other leftists like him are with regards to Russia. They’re acting like conservatives were toward the country during the Cold War and are eerily reminiscent of Bush-era ones and their rhetoric.

Reminder that Bob's former Senator, Lion of the Senate Ted Kennedy*, tried to enlist the Soviets to undermine Reagan's '84 reelection. https://www.forbes.com/2009/08/27/t...s-columnists-peter-robinson.html#2b12e335359a

The Democratic shrieking about Russia is the phoniest, most opportunistic bullshit I've seen in years of following politics, and I'm amazed anyone falls for it.

* Why the Lion of the Senate? Well, he mated without regret and killed without remorse.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Reminder that Bob's former Senator, Lion of the Senate Ted Kennedy*, tried to enlist the Soviets to undermine Reagan's '84 reelection. https://www.forbes.com/2009/08/27/t...s-columnists-peter-robinson.html#2b12e335359a

The Democratic shrieking about Russia is the phoniest, most opportunistic bullshit I've seen in years of following politics, and I'm amazed anyone falls for it.

* Why the Lion of the Senate? Well, he mated without regret and killed without remorse.

With Trump, I feel that’s the best they can come up with because they can’t admit that someone like Trump who has never had political experience and is a buffoon to most people beat out Hillary Clinton, the most unlikeable politician in the world.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I’ve never seen Scott Pilgrim, it looks dull as fuck. But it’s the type of movie he’d love simply because of the NES nonsense.

I've seen it a long time ago and the premise was decent but the more the movie progressed the more predictable and cringy it got. Mediocre at best and nostalgia bait at worst.

Also, I’m laughing st AOC’s woke language like “decarbonize” and “leaving no community behind”.

They don't even know what that shit means, they just need big brain terms in order to appear smart and important. Bet that if you asked them about those they would be at loss of words while they try to find an explanation.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

I’ll never get bored with the fact that Bob hated The Expendables simply because it beat Scott Pilgrim at the box office.

The irony was he answered his own question in that video! Universal had made a string of bad plays, backing 'quirky' or semi-indie films that just couldn't make bank against other movies. Scott Pilgrim was just the last in a long line of such movies. They never should have released it up against Expendables.

I do think it's a shame it cost us a Del Toro-directed At the Mountains of Madness, though.

 

[Mola Ram]

I do think it's a shame it cost us a Del Toro-directed At the Mountains of Madness, though.

I heard that was a result of Prometheus: they're virtually the same plot, except one is a period piece instead of futuristic sci-fi, and Madness has the additional drawback of no female characters, at least as written.

To keep this on topic, has Bob ever delivered no doubt scorching hot takes on fellow New Englander HP Lovecraft? I tremble to imagine them.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The irony was he answered his own question in that video! Universal had made a string of bad plays, backing 'quirky' or semi-indie films that just couldn't make bank against other movies. Scott Pilgrim was just the last in a long line of such movies. They never should have released it up against Expendables.

I do think it's a shame it cost us a Del Toro-directed At the Mountains of Madness, though.

That’s understandable as well since their production line was dried up when they were being bought out by Comcast, which kinda faulted things a little.

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I heard that was a result of Prometheus: they're virtually the same plot, except one is a period piece instead of futuristic sci-fi, and Madness has the additional drawback of no female characters, at least as written.

To keep this on topic, has Bob ever delivered no doubt scorching hot takes on fellow New Englander HP Lovecraft? I tremble to imagine them.

I’ve no idea if he has or not. I do think he would probably del Toro’s adaptation had it not get shitcanned.

 

[The tired cat]

How wouldn't Bob love Scott Pilgrim. Mediocre at best and crammed with NES references to distract from it

While Expendables 1 was badly written, badly filmed, really bad action scenes and showed how much of a hack Stallone was. Combined that for all this "Big action stars" angle a good majority of em were at best cameos an even thats being nice about it.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

To keep this on topic, has Bob ever delivered no doubt scorching hot takes on fellow New Englander HP Lovecraft? I tremble to imagine them.

Not that i know, but i bet he would spew some plasma hot takes at Lovecraft saying that he was a horrible backwards man deluded in his own life of horrors and he had to blame other people for his insanity or whatever.

But i even doubt he knows who Lovecraft is to begin with.

 

[instythot]

But i even doubt he knows who Lovecraft is to begin with.

There are no eldritch cosmic horrors in the underground levels of Mario games

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Wait, I think he has mentioned Lovecraft once.

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[Krokodil Overdose]

Reminder that Bob's former Senator, Lion of the Senate Ted Kennedy*, tried to enlist the Soviets to undermine Reagan's '84 reelection. https://www.forbes.com/2009/08/27/t...s-columnists-peter-robinson.html#2b12e335359a

The Democratic shrieking about Russia is the phoniest, most opportunistic bullshit I've seen in years of following politics, and I'm amazed anyone falls for it.

* Why the Lion of the Senate? Well, he mated without regret and killed without remorse.

The left has never forgiven the Russians for publically abandoning communism. How are they supposed to immanentize the eschaton now?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Bob should read up on Jim Jones, he seems to crave the same thing. Maybe call up Nancy Pelosi and ask for some pointers since she knew Jones so well.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

To keep this on topic, has Bob ever delivered no doubt scorching hot takes on fellow New Englander HP Lovecraft? I tremble to imagine them.

I remember shortly before I first joined Bob was going off on him. I think he called him a racist because "fear of the unknown" is inherently xenophobic or some stupid bullshit like that.

 

[Mola Ram]

I remember shortly before I first joined Bob was going off on him. I think he called him a racist because "fear of the unknown" is inherently xenophobic or some stupid bullshit like that.

Of course despite the fertile ground upon which one might condemn HPL as a racist, Bob manages to find the dumbest, least defensible argument.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

fear of the unknown

Is Bob really this detached from reality? Where does he think the fear of darkness comes from?

 

[BScCollateral]

I think he called him a racist because "fear of the unknown" is inherently xenophobic or some stupid bullshit like that.

"Fear of the unknown" is a decent definition of xenophobia.

And yeah, Lovecraft's fiction is mostly about xenophobia. Lovecraft usually justifies the fear through their actions, but the scary parts are generally about how uncanny and alien the threat is.

 

[Absolutego]

"Fear of the unknown" is a decent definition of xenophobia.

And yeah, Lovecraft's fiction is mostly about xenophobia. Lovecraft usually justifies the fear through their actions, but the scary parts are generally about how uncanny and alien the threat is.

Yeah Lovecraft's racism only really comes through in his stories when he's detailing the racial background of every member of <insert elder god cult here>, or characters whining about living in the same building as immigrants. Considering the dude was a basket case of mental issues and was deeply terrified of everything outside of his hometown of Providence, RI, Lovecraft being a racist shouldn't be surprising, but I think it's also not really enough of a reason to write off the guy.

 

[BScCollateral]

Yeah Lovecraft's racism only really comes through in his stories when he's detailing the racial background of every member of <insert elder god cult here>, or characters whining about living in the same building as immigrants. .

Agreed. Lovecraft was a racist, his work was all about xenophobia, and he was a fucking genius anyone interested in horror needs to read to be taken seriously.