Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I'm sort of torn. If we make fun of Phil for moving to one of the most expensive places in North America for no good reason, can we mock Bob for staying with his brother?

I mean, sure, he's a failure, but at least he's spending like a failure, if you know what I mean.
I'm also pondering about this because Phil might be as horrible and fucked up as Bob is, specially when he rages hard at a game, but at leats he is a successful businessman in Youtube. They are not too far away from each other except that Bob is a failure in absolutely everything.

They are the two sides of the same autistic coin. Phil is successful and Bob is not, but they are kinda the same: both are horrible people, fat and unhealthy, disdain for everyone that tell them wrong, terrible nuclear takes that make them chimp out and that most of their fanbase consist of people that hates them or find them eerily fascinating.
 
Wait. Wait wait wait wait.

I know, it's "late"- Bob isn't my favorite lolcow, so I miss some of his info.

But let me get this straight- Moviebob literally lives in the basement of his brother's house and doesn't pay rent or contribute?

I don't know why it's so funny, because it's pretty much exactly what you'd expect.
I believe he has denied living in his brother's basement, but he also posted pictures of his flooded basement apartment. Somebody found a pic of the building, it's a 1-story residential house in the suburbs. I can't imagine why a grown man, who makes decent money, would willingly live in a post-construction partitioned basement that floods, unless he was living under family. It doesn't make sense any other way, most people would have moved out after the first flood ASAP.
Do we know if it's his brothers basement?

I believe he said in his book that he moved out of his parents house and had to move back in a short time after. Then he ended up in the "basement apartment". I always took the "brother" part to be a running joke like Moon Wheat or Footless Fuhrer, but I don't know either way.
 
I'm also pondering about this because Phil might be as horrible and fucked up as Bob is, specially when he rages hard at a game, but at leats he is a successful businessman in Youtube. They are not too far away from each other except that Bob is a failure in absolutely everything.

They are the two sides of the same autistic coin. Phil is successful and Bob is not, but they are kinda the same: both are horrible people, fat and unhealthy, disdain for everyone that tell them wrong, terrible nuclear takes that make them chimp out and that most of their fanbase consist of people that hates them or find them eerily fascinating.

Phil is apolitical, leaving him to focus on donation based capitalism. I also doubt a large portion of Phil's financial hardship is real. He knows by now how to squeeze blood from the stones that are his viewers
 
Phil is apolitical
Yeah, it's true. He stays away from political shitshows while Bob eagerly thrusts in head first like a hellbent retard without a wrangler.
So does truly Bob expect to get money to cover his ass out of society's good will? Because then he's in for a dissapointment.
 
The Universal nintendo land doesn't really sound all that great.

Videogames and Videogame based rides make terrible attractions unless they're a ride-on ride like the Buzz Light year/Toy Story target blast dark ride. Years ago Disney had something called Disney Quest which was this big huge arcade set-up with original arcade games as well as areas rented out by companies like sega to have kiosks advertising games and to offer playable demons(Disney Quest was my first experience playing Panzer Dragoon Saga since that's what they were pushing)

Now then Theme Parks like Disney and Universal are not cheap so parents really are not going to appreciate kids playing stuff that they could play at home, so nintendo game demos with Smash Brothers and other shit are probably a bad idea. Second Nintendo really only has two major franchises, Mario and Zelda. You could say "BUT WHAT ABOUT MARIO KART AND SMASH BROTHERS????" both of those games feature Mario characters and Zelda characters so they're still just mario and Zelda. Metroid hardly anyone knows about, F-Zero is dead, and no way in hell will they make a fire emblem thing because that's still to close to Zelda in themes.

So the theme park will be comprised of mostly Mario and Maybe some Zelda eventually. If you're familiar with the Harry Potter part of Universal, it's not a full day park. There's some stuff to do but not a whole lot, the main part about that park are the photo locations and the shopping, everything is fucking overpriced. Harry Potter's layout is the main reason why Disney thought it was a wise idea to make Galaxy's Edge the way it is and that's already witnessed a major decrease in park traffic because people realized that Galaxy's Edge is a glorified shopping mall after the honeymoon period wore off.

Now then what attractions could they make with mario themes? Well we are not going to reference old school mario because old school mario was generally fucking weird and rough around the edges. Super Mario brothers 2 is a black sheep for a reason and let's not forget Donkey Kong, Donkey kong jr and Donkey Kong 3, all of which have been replaced in media by the SNES rendition of Donkey Kong. So they're going to opt for New Super Mario which means you're going to get that sterile clean look that people have grown accustomed to since the wii.

So while you may get a ride involving cars to reference mario kart, mario's only other defining feature is jumping. There are not a whole lot of existing theme park ride templates that can utilize jumping outside of kiddy land playgrounds. A big thing for Orlando theme parks is to cater towards fatasses in rascal scooters so anything involving physical activity is out the window(it's true they have the highest amount of fat scooter people at any given orlando theme park, it was one of the primary reasons they stopped the orca shows at Sea world there was no point since people could view these land whales for free). There's also maybe making a pipe maze for people to go through, but yeah mazes fucking suck as theme park attractions. You don't shell out all that money to go into a maze.

Now the other big thing at Universal are Ride Simulators where the sides and front of the ride in pod are movie screens. Gone are the things like King Kong The Ride where you were actually in a real tram car going above a real scale set of NYC because you were supposed to be tracking Kong from the skies. Also Back to the Future is closed and they will never ever put that much effort into rides again. So yeah Universal is really big into these fucking cheap ass ride simulators.

So basically for this nintendo land You're maybe left with a car Ride, a Dark Ride, Simulator ride, and maybe a 4-D Movie like what they did with Shrek, and maybe a halfassed attraction like a maze or two and a fuckload of stores that sell nintendo merch.

It won't be a full day park it will be something you maybe spend an hour or two at most before you run out of shit to do.
 
Do we know if it's his brothers basement?

I don't think it's going to stand up in court, but I believe he tweeted something about catching a virus that was "running through his family."

It might have happened during a visit, of course, but he didn't frame it with "I brought lunch to my brother's family and caught their virus" or anything like that. So I'd bet a doughnut he lives with family, but not my paycheck.
 
I'm also pondering about this because Phil might be as horrible and fucked up as Bob is, specially when he rages hard at a game, but at leats he is a successful businessman in Youtube. They are not too far away from each other except that Bob is a failure in absolutely everything.

They are the two sides of the same autistic coin. Phil is successful and Bob is not, but they are kinda the same: both are horrible people, fat and unhealthy, disdain for everyone that tell them wrong, terrible nuclear takes that make them chimp out and that most of their fanbase consist of people that hates them or find them eerily fascinating.
Both are utter failures of human beings and a lot of parallels can be drawn between them, but Phil can't compete with Blob in sheer petty hatred and psychopathic intent.
 
Another day another bit of obsolete sperging.
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Which is funny because this is what he retweeted immediately after
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why does he have a hate boner for gabbard?
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And another terrible idea
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It never ceases to amuse/amaze me (depending on my mood) how fucking jingoistic Bob and other leftists like him are with regards to Russia. They’re acting like conservatives were toward the country during the Cold War and are eerily reminiscent of Bush-era ones and their rhetoric.
 
It never ceases to amuse/amaze me (depending on my mood) how fucking jingoistic Bob and other leftists like him are with regards to Russia. They’re acting like conservatives were toward the country during the Cold War and are eerily reminiscent of Bush-era ones and their rhetoric.

And how quickly they forget their Lord and savior, Barack of Obama mocking the idea of taking Russia seriously as a geopolitical threat with a glib "the 80s called and want their foreign policy back"
 
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Oh my god, Bob actually thinks court packing is a good idea.
So the six new Justices that the Democrat elected in 2020 get put on the bench. 10-5 minimum liberal majority on the court.
Then the 2024 or 28 Republican winner makes 10 new seats on the court. 15-10 Conservative majority. Who is going to stop him? The Democrats arguing for tradition, that you can't just rearrange a branch of the Federal government to fit your political needs? There is a reason FDR's idea to pack the courts was a scandal at the time. It completely erodes the Judiciary.
Honestly reading Bob's political ideas are so fucking exhausting.
 
Oh my god, Bob actually thinks court packing is a good idea.
So the six new Justices that the Democrat elected in 2020 get put on the bench. 10-5 minimum liberal majority on the court.
Then the 2024 or 28 Republican winner makes 10 new seats on the court. 15-10 Conservative majority. Who is going to stop him? The Democrats arguing for tradition, that you can't just rearrange a branch of the Federal government to fit your political needs? There is a reason FDR's idea to pack the courts was a scandal at the time. It completely erodes the Judiciary.
Honestly reading Bob's political ideas are so fucking exhausting.

If you think us reading Bob's "but I want it!" takes on politics are exhausting, just imagine being his family when they try to serve something that isn't pure diabetes
 
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