Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Useless Idiot]

Had this experience with some friends when they were bringing up the bed & lice combs incident. I bring up stuff like this:

Sioux City couple arrested in CA for human smuggling after Guatemala girl calls SCPD

A Sioux City couple is behind bars after a young girl from Guatemala claims she was repeatedly raped after she was smuggled into the United States. Amy Francisco and Cristobal Francisco-Nicolas were arrested on July 10th in San Diego, California and charged with Bringing in and Harboring...

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And ask - now what? Turn them over to slavers? Keep them in detention? Turn them loose in the streets? They all find those options unacceptable. The repeated answer was "I don't know but we can't keep doing THAT."

Welcome to the world of no good solutions, kids. (I still don't know if the point ever sunk in.)

Well, one thing we could do is seriously discuss policies we could implement to make ICE facilities more sanitary or expand the number of people they can hold. We could spend more money on facilities (which really wouldn't cost that much in the scheme of the US economy) and put better systems in place for future migration surges so that the system wouldn't get overwhelmed every time there's an increase in detentions.

Or we could just call them concentration camps and demagogue on the issue without offering any legitimate solutions. Either/or.

Don't you guys get it? Writing about mcnamaras morons is what REAL eugenicists do!
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Not eugenics: "We need to slaughter the genetic and cultural undesirables in the provinces in order to pave the way for a superior future"

Eugenics: "People in important positions should be intelligent"

Moviebob needs to write a dictionary explaining his personal definitions of terms so that I'll finally be able to understand what he thinks he means

 

[Knyttet]

We all know that the ability for angry morons to make a living by shouting at youtube is limited. Does Bob have a Plan B, and what is it? His brother's wife will surely tire of a completely unemployed Bob in the basement

Bob does not have a Plan B. He's planning on sticking with YouTube for the rest of his life. Something that gives him a lot of stress, anxiety and generally makes him miserable all the time.

 

[DK 699]

Wait. Wait wait wait wait.

I know, it's "late"- Bob isn't my favorite lolcow, so I miss some of his info.

But let me get this straight- Moviebob literally lives in the basement of his brother's house and doesn't pay rent or contribute?

I don't know why it's so funny, because it's pretty much exactly what you'd expect.

I believe he does live in the basement of his brother's house, but it wouldn't surprise me if he contributed something. He makes money off of patreon and gets paid by the Escapist. That's gotta add up to something.

To be fair, anti-red-state bigotry is fairly common in the entire Northeast, not just Boston. Chris' twitter feed is almost as full of drumpf/republican bashing as Bob's is. The wife probably wholeheartedly approves, or she never would have married Chris in the first place - wouldn't surprise me if she's a third wave feminist, the type that male feminists like Bob and Chris get super thirsty for.

So far I think Chris only has one kid (a daughter that last I looked appeared to be under 7 - probably closer to 4 or 5? idk) that seems to adore "Uncle Bob" cuz she doesn't know any better and kids are instinctively drawn to Adult Autists, so unless something drastic happens to redpill this kid she'll be just as feminist as her dad and uncle when she grows up.

So when you say his brother has a kid do you mean that his brother has a kid or that his brother's wife has a kid, if you get what I'm saying.

 

[instythot]

Bob does not have a Plan B. He's planning on sticking with YouTube for the rest of his life. Something that gives him a lot of stress, anxiety and generally makes him miserable all the time.

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Oh god. Now I want to know where Bob thought he was going to be in life by 2020. I need to know how unrealistic these expectations were on a scale from Moon Farmer to Healthy Heterosexual Relationship With Children Who Respect Bob

 

[Mr Snek]

Bob does not have a Plan B. He's planning on sticking with YouTube for the rest of his life. Something that gives him a lot of stress, anxiety and generally makes him miserable all the time.

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If it were anyone other than Blob, I would feel sorry for him. Instead it's almost satisfying, seeing him grow more depressed, realizing that his "plan" is doomed and he'll probably never achieve success greater than he did working at the escapist.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

If it were anyone other than Blob, I would feel sorry for him. Instead it's almost satisfying, seeing him grow more depressed, realizing that his "plan" is doomed and he'll probably never achieve success greater than he did working at the escapist.

I just wonder if it’s ever entered his mind even for a moment that all of his hatred and anger toward Trump and his “mayonnaise ghoul” bogeyman is just him trying to deflect blame for his own life not being where he thought it would.

 

[instythot]

I just wonder if it’s ever entered his mind even for a moment that all of his hatred and anger toward Trump and his “mayonnaise ghoul” bogeyman is just him trying to deflect blame for his own life not being where he thought it would.

Or even more to the point, if he just shut up about politics he clearly doesn't understand and didn't spend every waking moment lashing out at half of the country who also happen to be audience, he might be able to grow his Only Plan and get closer to where he thought he should be by now. I wonder if he's ever had that particular moment of doubt

 

[Mr Snek]

All of this talk about Blobs mental state makes me wonder, would he even enjoy playing SMB3 any more? I don't think I've ever seen a single twitter post about something he enjoys, only what he hates.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Well, one thing we could do is seriously discuss policies we could implement to make ICE facilities more sanitary or expand the number of people they can hold. We could spend more money on facilities (which really wouldn't cost that much in the scheme of the US economy) and put better systems in place for future migration surges so that the system wouldn't get overwhelmed every time there's an increase in detentions.

Believe me, even if the problem gets dealth with people would still complain like it's nobody's business. In Spain detention centres got some really nice improvements since 2008 thanks to the socialists, but people still complained because migrants lived in "inhuman conditions" despite the capacity limits put in place and other improvements put in place to make their living conditions better such as basic educational programs.

Even if you gave them a solution, they would still be mad because they want to be mad.

Or even more to the point, if he just shut up about politics he clearly doesn't understand and didn't spend every waking moment lashing out at half of the country who also happen to be audience, he might be able to grow his Only Plan and get closer to where he thought he should be by now. I wonder if he's ever had that particular moment of doubt

It almost makes me feel sorry for Bob because it will be a gradual downfall until it finally drops on him like a bucket of icy water: that he wasted more than half his life in a fruitless endeavor and he will have to stick with it if if he hopes to make a living. It's one of the most grim realizations a man can have and Bob has nobody to blame but himself for his choices.

He could stop being a disgraceful ignorant and try to improve himself, stop having so many hate boners and do himself the favour of thinking of a plan B, leaving his brother's house and having a happier and more wholesome life. But he needs to have an opinion on everything and get into political slapfights over the internet mainly because he's bitter over his own life.

 

[Knyttet]

Twitter spat about his fashion sense and hypocrisy.

 

[Red Hood]

I believe he does live in the basement of his brother's house, but it wouldn't surprise me if he contributed something. He makes money off of patreon and gets paid by the Escapist. That's gotta add up to something.

So when you say his brother has a kid do you mean that his brother has a kid or that his brother's wife has a kid, if you get what I'm saying.

Of course he contributes something. He contributes to falling property values for his brother.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Twitter spat about his fashion sense and hypocrisy.
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Is it just me or is it fucking creepy that a lot of people were just surrounding Ted Cruz in that picture? Like I don’t have any opinions on him, but that feels like someone could blend in with the crowd and just go and deck him in the face.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Does Bob truly think his way of dressing is ideal? I wouldn’t be surprised if he thinks that people would dress like him in his Enlightened Space Communism fantasy.

 

[Captain Ramius]

He dresses like someone who wants to convince people that he is a grown man but deep down he must know that they see through the [poor] disguise.
Like that Mario jacket. He'd probably wear that out in public and see the stares that some people would give. Some might compliment it, some might want to get a good look because they can't believe it but I imagine the ones that Bob will remember are the women who see it and smile or giggle behind their hands.
They're women he'd like to introduce himself to but as soon as he sees they're laughing at him, not with him, he has to fight back the sting of tears and tries to console himself by reminding himself that he likes his Mario jacket...and that Mario is his friend.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I believe he does live in the basement of his brother's house, but it wouldn't surprise me if he contributed something. He makes money off of patreon and gets paid by the Escapist. That's gotta add up to something.

So when you say his brother has a kid do you mean that his brother has a kid or that his brother's wife has a kid, if you get what I'm saying.

His wife has Chris' actual kid (as far as we know.) I remember there being a family picture with the wife being preggo that we used to post whenever Bob jerked off to the abortion issue. Bob was quite ghoulish in his support of abortion even though - according to the laws he supports - his sister in law could have aborted his niece right up till birth and there wouldn't be a thing Bob or Chris could do to stop it.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

All of this talk about Blobs mental state makes me wonder, would he even enjoy playing SMB3 any more? I don't think I've ever seen a single twitter post about something he enjoys, only what he hates.

It's mistifying that we know with 100% accuracy what Bob hates, but he never speaks about what he likes or what gives him joy. Is he so angry that he has forgotten the things he likes or he doesn't have enough time to enjoy anything because he spends his entire day sperging out about politics?

Still, i'm tempted to ask him on twatter just to see if he would oblige.

He dresses like someone who wants to convince people that he is a grown man but deep down he must know that they see through the [poor] disguise.

I know i have a dreadful fashion sense but Bob's average outfit makes me look like someone out of Armani's. I wonder if he's aware of how autistic he looks with his Mario jacket or he just mentally blocks the mocking stares that go his way.

 

[instythot]

He could stop being a disgraceful ignorant and try to improve himself, stop having so many hate boners and do himself the favour of thinking of a plan B, leaving his brother's house and having a happier and more wholesome life. But he needs to have an opinion on everything and get into political slapfights over the internet mainly because he's bitter over his own life.

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But if Bob stopped having hate boners, he'd have no boners at all

Twitter spat about his fashion sense and hypocrisy.
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He really thinks that he doesn't look like a retarded bear without a pride parade

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Wait. Wait wait wait wait.

I know, it's "late"- Bob isn't my favorite lolcow, so I miss some of his info.

But let me get this straight- Moviebob literally lives in the basement of his brother's house and doesn't pay rent or contribute?

I don't know why it's so funny, because it's pretty much exactly what you'd expect.

I believe he has denied living in his brother's basement, but he also posted pictures of his flooded basement apartment. Somebody found a pic of the building, it's a 1-story residential house in the suburbs. I can't imagine why a grown man, who makes decent money, would willingly live in a post-construction partitioned basement that floods, unless he was living under family. It doesn't make sense any other way, most people would have moved out after the first flood ASAP.

 

[Mr Snek]

I believe he has denied living in his brother's basement, but he also posted pictures of his flooded basement apartment. Somebody found a pic of the building, it's a 1-story residential house in the suburbs. I can't imagine why a grown man, who makes decent money, would willingly live in a post-construction partitioned basement that floods, unless he was living under family. It doesn't make sense any other way, most people would have moved out after the first flood ASAP.

You're forgetting, Blob doesn't make "decent money". It's been a while since I last looked at his finances, but I seriously doubt he makes nearly enough to pay rent in any major city, even in a flooded basement. Not to mention his terrible spending habits.

 

[A Random]

It's been heavily implied, if not outright stated that he stopped gaming sometime around the release of GameCube, possibly as far back as the N64. When he came back it was around the launch of the Wii, and despite owning a Xbox 360 he never got into Call of Duty, Gears of War, Halo, or any other "dudebro" games. To Bob, anything that isn't a pastel coloured kid friendly mascot platformer is "dudebro". This would be acceptable but he still wanted to have opinions on contemporary games and be the smartest person in the room.

This resulted in some of his worst takes, like when he felt qualified to opine on Mass Effect 3s ending despite having never played any of the games, saying Call of Duty was about getting revenge for 9-11, and defended Metroid Other M despite being universally despised.


He also hates Yoshi's Island because it retconned the "Mario is a plumber from Brooklyn" storyline from the Super Mario Super Show.

He stopped playing due to 'losing' the Console War and admitting the PS1 was better.

His reaction to the 'new generation' ushered in afterwards is bizarre as always, though:

It was in this way that I discovered what had been happening to my old digital friends while I’d been away: the GameCube had failed to make a real impact in a market now dominated by a new Console War between Sony’s Playstation 2 and Microsoft’s Xbox (An American console?? What madness was this?), but it was thriving as the console of choice for party games like these.
I would come to learn that GameCubes were a common fixture of college dorm life. (I was going to a local state college and commuting from home to save money, so communal collegiate life was somewhat lost on me.) To a generation of younger gamers picking up the Cube habit from the college-age older siblings, Mario and company were becoming better known as the fighting roster of “Melee” than as heroes of their own games.

Bob, seriously, Super Mario 64 was not a decade old yet. What kind of brainless kid would look at Mario and think he was invented for Smash in 2005 or whatever?