Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Tactical Wizard]

The linkage of modern Democrats to the pro-slavery/Jim Crow Democrats is "just a meme", yes, and not a very effective one either. What isn't just a meme is the "soft bigotry of low expectations" that modern Democrats apply to blacks, or the fact of so many SJWs deliberately choosing to live in lily-white gated communities. Modern Democrats are absolutely anti-black racists, just in a different and sneakier way now. They need to be called on it as often and as effectively as possible but trying to link them to the Democrats of old is not a good way to do that.

You can't rightly call them the party of segregation and slavery anymore, even if they did keep Robert Byrd in the Senate until his death (A former Kleagle of the Klu Klux Klan.) What remains the same is the dynamic of the party; just as they were during the days of chattel slavery and Jim Crow, they are the party of "You Work and I Eat".

 

[Drunk and Pour]

When people throw out numbers like this I always wonder...how many people have been detained by ICE in that timeframe? Like, I'm sure the number of people dying is higher than the general population just because they've been through a lot (walking across a desert and all that shit), but I can't tell how upset I should be without knowing what the denominator is. The overall American mortality rate is 732 per 100,000, so how much higher is the mortality rate among ICE detainees? And how does that compare to the mortality rate pre-Trump and how does it compare to the mortality rate experienced by other countries during migration surges (like Germany during their migration crisis)? Without that information a raw number means nothing and is just trying to emotionally manipulate people in the dumbest way possible.

Of course, you would also need to adjust for age (a 5 year old is less likely to die than an 80 year old) but these people are complete exceptional individuals if they don't understand that a raw number means absolutely nothing without telling me what the rate is. And of course, Bob explicitly comparing 24 people dying of all causes in ICE detention to hundreds of millions of deaths is dumb as shit

24 people in two and a half years is such a ridiculously small number. Maybe 24 immigrants dying in a one traffic light town would raise an eyebrow, but this is across the US border with an out of control surge of migrants trekking thousands of miles. Plus, this is Bob, and 24 is the unacceptable number he has? Where'd he pull that number out of his ass? The last outrage I've heard from the Left was 4 kids were dying when they got to the border, and died "in custody" because they were trying to get medical treatment but couldn't in time. I wouldn't put it passed them that they would include that father and daughter that drown trying to cross the Rio Grande as part of the "24 in Ice custody".

And what's the Left's alternative? Just let them all walk free? Then what? Those people would be "immigrants died on American streets". Or pack thousands of immigrants into local LA emergency rooms, then those people would be "immigrants die waiting for emergency care". They have absolutely no real solutions and it's all about virtue signaling. It's completely disgusting.

The thing is that most lefties don't go to state that 24 people died to say "Orange man bad". It's to point that soon things will get out of control and many more will die because "Orange man bad". That is the sole point, to say "Hey, if you don't care about this now you're just enabling them to exterminate these people like Hitler did. You see? Orange man is Hitler!" instead of realizing that these people, tired, dehydrated and hungry probably fucked themselves up by walking through miles of desert while dragging along their belongings and children and these deaths are most likely accidental or because emergency services couldn't arrive in time to the middle of nowhere.

And you should laugh your ass off. After all, Bob is disgraceful honorary white trash that never feels any sort of joy or happiness in his life. The fact that he's a terrible movie critic should make it even more hilarious.

Maybe I'm being a sullen drunk right now. I don't see the difference between saying "Trump is Hitler", and "Trump is going to become Hitler". It's the same old argument to paint your opponent for decades before. I actually just thought of something. Nobody is comparing Trump to the Anti-Christ. That really says something about our society. In the past, the worst person you could be compared to would be the antitheists of the best person man can be. Now since man has all but killed God, the worst person you can be compared to is a relatively recent bad person that has the most media recognition and an iconic look.

Bob is a terrible movie critic that still gets paid. I'll laugh my ass off when the one thing he does no longer nets an income.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Maybe I'm being a sullen drunk right now. I don't see the difference between saying "Trump is Hitler", and "Trump is going to become Hitler". It's the same old argument to paint your opponent for decades before. I actually just thought of something. Nobody is comparing Trump to the Anti-Christ. That really says something about our society. In the past, the worst person you could be compared to would be the antitheists of the best person man can be. Now since man has all but killed God, the worst person you can be compared to is a relatively recent bad person that has the most media recognition and an iconic look.

Bob is a terrible movie critic that still gets paid. I'll laugh my ass off when the one thing he does no longer nets an income.

If that was true, then why not Stalin or Genghis Khan? Khan at least left like a mountain of bodies that cartographers mistook as land.

 

[Arctic Fox]

If that was true, then why not Stalin or Genghis Khan? Khan at least left like a mountain of bodies that cartographers mistook as land.

Hitler was white.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Hitler was white.

And a liberal arts student that lived off begging jews of money in his youth. Also vegetarian and an animal lover.
But ideology and skin color is more important than deeds today. Because Stalin may have massacred more people actively and passively than any other person in history, but he was a commie so he's good in their book. What matters a couple million dead when you're a leftie? Definetly you're the good one!
And you could also include Attila, but he caused a great migration of barbarians into the roman empire, so he was one of the very first person in history in favour of multiculturalism for forcibly pushing hordes of foreigners into the borders of the empire.

And what's the Left's alternative? Just let them all walk free?

I'll laugh my ass off when the one thing he does no longer nets an income.

Yes, the alternative is to let them walk free, hand them everything they want, haul their entire country to where you are and hope that none of them die of unnatural causes. But all of that very far away from any white gated community where lefties live. After all, diversity is amazing and great as long as you have it at a safe distance.

And i also hope Bob finally loses his income and becomes even more bitter than before. One can hope he goes again to the chopping block and he can no longer mantain his lifestyle and become a burden on his family, so they force him to take a "subhuman job" seeing as he can't do anything but talk out of his ass.

 

[Emperor Julian]

And a liberal arts student that lived off begging jews of money in his youth. Also and an animal lover.

Interesting observations but sidenote. Hitler wasnt actually a vegetarian, he didnt eat meat often as it gave him stomach cramps and gas abut he did indulge on occasion. Their also doesnt appear to be any indication he was anything resembling a liberal at any pont.

 

[SpeedIsMyNeed]

The title sounds like a wild simpsons episode

 

[The tired cat]

It's been heavily implied, if not outright stated that he stopped gaming sometime around the release of GameCube, possibly as far back as the N64. When he came back it was around the launch of the Wii, and despite owning a Xbox 360 he never got into Call of Duty, Gears of War, Halo, or any other "dudebro" games. To Bob, anything that isn't a pastel coloured kid friendly mascot platformer is "dudebro". This would be acceptable but he still wanted to have opinions on contemporary games and be the smartest person in the room.

Ya know, I wont lie I would LOVE to see Bobos "opinion" on something like RPGs, RTS or even Stealth games. Like, just to see his fat ass trying to wiggle around and try to be smart about it.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Ya know, I wont lie I would LOVE to see Bobos "opinion" on something like RPGs, RTS or even Stealth games. Like, just to see his fat ass trying to wiggle around and try to be smart about it.

If he tried a tactical game like Xcom i bet he would be as miserable and dumb as DSP was when he played Xcom: EU. And let's not even suggest grand strategy games where he would be stumped after 5 turns

 

[instythot]

Ya know, I wont lie I would LOVE to see Bobos "opinion" on something like RPGs, RTS or even Stealth games. Like, just to see his fat ass trying to wiggle around and try to be smart about it.

Well... judging by Mario vs. Rabbids, he'd just like all of us to agree that they're not part of video game canon

We all know that the ability for angry morons to make a living by shouting at youtube is limited. Does Bob have a Plan B, and what is it? His brother's wife will surely tire of a completely unemployed Bob in the basement

 

[Judge Dredd]

If he tried a tactical game like Xcom i bet he would be as miserable and dumb as DSP was when he played Xcom: EU. And let's not even suggest grand strategy games where he would be stumped after 5 turns

Your post made me realize something. Bob loves all things Nintendo, but I don't think he's commented on the Advanced Wars or Fire Emblem games.

 

[SuperSheep]

Well... judging by Mario vs. Rabbids, he'd just like all of us to agree that they're not part of video game canon

Talking about Mario canon is a bit like Looney Toons canon. They're more set pieces you adapt to the work.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Your post made me realize something. Bob loves all things Nintendo, but I don't think he's commented on the Advanced Wars or Fire Emblem games.

Advanced wars is long dead and i think he would dismiss the series despite how amazing Days of Ruin was. But when it comes to FE it makes me wonder why he hasn't touched them because it has become very popular lately yet he doesn't complain about waifufags not praises it.

 

[Mr Snek]

Advanced wars is long dead and i think he would dismiss the series despite how amazing Days of Ruin was. But when it comes to FE it makes me wonder why he hasn't touched them because it has become very popular lately yet he doesn't complain about waifufags not praises it.

He hasn't touched it because it's not Mario. Speaking of, has Blob ever mentioned the Paper Mario games? Or any of the games that aren't of the straight platformer kind?

 

[MarineN*423543]

Guess Fire emblem is too complicated for his....brain

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

He hasn't touched it because it's not Mario. Speaking of, has Blob ever mentioned the Paper Mario games? Or any of the games that aren't of the straight platformer kind?

No, he has never mentioned Mario RPG games, which is really weird because they are awesome as hell. I guess it's because it contradicts his canon of Mario being a plumber from Brooklyn.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

No, he has never mentioned Mario RPG games, which is really weird because they are awesome as hell. I guess it's because it contradicts his canon of Mario being a plumber from Brooklyn.

Obligatory and relevant to Bob (Twitter's a message board right?)

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Isn’t that the version of the blob with the horseshoe mustache that’s actually kinda chill?

Yes.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I asked this before so apologies for asking again, but has Bob never mentioned or know about the fact that Disney made the shitty live action Mario movie from 1993?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

I asked this before so apologies for asking again, but has Bob never mentioned or know about the fact that Disney made the shitty live action Mario movie from 1993?

Oh he does, he’s personally forced himself to see it to “be good” and because Mario is “like a brother” to him.