Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Oh he does, he’s personally forced himself to see it to “be good” and because Mario is “like a brother” to him.

Seeing how hard he shills for them, I’ve been wondering if that’s the reason he defends the movie that much.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Seeing how hard he shills for them, I’ve been wondering if that’s the reason he defends the movie that much.

IT PROBABLY IS.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

We all know that the ability for angry morons to make a living by shouting at youtube is limited. Does Bob have a Plan B, and what is it? His brother's wife will surely tire of a completely unemployed Bob in the basement

Hey, DSP played through the game and he got fucked and raged incredibly hard in the endgame. So to some extent we can say that DSP is above Bob when it comes to commitment to games even if it's just for e-begging.

Still, i wonder how Bob would do playing Mario vs. Rabbids because it's an extremely basic and watered down X-com. But it's still very fun tho.

 

[Flexo]

24 people in two and a half years is such a ridiculously small number. Maybe 24 immigrants dying in a one traffic light town would raise an eyebrow, but this is across the US border with an out of control surge of migrants trekking thousands of miles. Plus, this is Bob, and 24 is the unacceptable number he has? Where'd he pull that number out of his ass? The last outrage I've heard from the Left was 4 kids were dying when they got to the border, and died "in custody" because they were trying to get medical treatment but couldn't in time. I wouldn't put it passed them that they would include that father and daughter that drown trying to cross the Rio Grande as part of the "24 in Ice custody".

And what's the Left's alternative? Just let them all walk free? Then what? Those people would be "immigrants died on American streets". Or pack thousands of immigrants into local LA emergency rooms, then those people would be "immigrants die waiting for emergency care". They have absolutely no real solutions and it's all about virtue signaling. It's completely disgusting.

Had this experience with some friends when they were bringing up the bed & lice combs incident. I bring up stuff like this:

Sioux City couple arrested in CA for human smuggling after Guatemala girl calls SCPD

A Sioux City couple is behind bars after a young girl from Guatemala claims she was repeatedly raped after she was smuggled into the United States. Amy Francisco and Cristobal Francisco-Nicolas were arrested on July 10th in San Diego, California and charged with Bringing in and Harboring...

siouxlandnews.com

And ask - now what? Turn them over to slavers? Keep them in detention? Turn them loose in the streets? They all find those options unacceptable. The repeated answer was "I don't know but we can't keep doing THAT."

Welcome to the world of no good solutions, kids. (I still don't know if the point ever sunk in.)

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Had this experience with some friends when they were bringing up the bed & lice combs incident. I bring up stuff like this:

Sioux City couple arrested in CA for human smuggling after Guatemala girl calls SCPD

A Sioux City couple is behind bars after a young girl from Guatemala claims she was repeatedly raped after she was smuggled into the United States. Amy Francisco and Cristobal Francisco-Nicolas were arrested on July 10th in San Diego, California and charged with Bringing in and Harboring...

siouxlandnews.com

And ask - now what? Turn them over to slavers? Keep them in detention? Turn them loose in the streets? They all find those options unacceptable. The repeated answer was "I don't know but we can't keep doing THAT."

Welcome to the world of no good solutions, kids. (I still don't know if the point ever sunk in.)

They already know the good solution but they can't say it or else they will be just as bad as those filthy good for nothing republicans. How bad is to send foreign criminals back to their countries where they will probably be brought to justice?

 

[Judge Dredd]

He hasn't touched it because it's not Mario.

But he likes Kirby, Zelda, and Metroid (expect Prime which he thinks is a dudebro fps, but he still plays them). So he is willing to give non-Nintendo games a try.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

expect Prime which he thinks is a dudebro fps

 

[Arctic Fox]

I'm curious to how Bob would fair in a streamed debate on politics. Let's try a thought experiment, people.
Pick a topic; Immigration, Foreign relations, Crime, Healthcare, etc. Then pick a person you'd enjoy seeing Bob debate the subject with. And finally, how would said debate go? How would Bob fair?
Personally, I'd like to see Bob try and debate another cow like PJW over immigration. I'd be a hell of a spectacle.

 

[Rei is shit]

Don't you guys get it? Writing about mcnamaras morons is what REAL eugenicists do!



I don't think he knows what vassal really means.


EDIT; speaking of mario live action movie

 

[Drunk and Pour]

If that was true, then why not Stalin or Genghis Khan? Khan at least left like a mountain of bodies that cartographers mistook as land.

Like I said, relatively recent and with an iconic look. Everybody knows what Hitler looks like.

Well... judging by Mario vs. Rabbids, he'd just like all of us to agree that they're not part of video game canon

We all know that the ability for angry morons to make a living by shouting at youtube is limited. Does Bob have a Plan B, and what is it? His brother's wife will surely tire of a completely unemployed Bob in the basement

That would be hilarious if Bob puts his brother's marriage in strain. Of course Bob being an un-self aware idiot would take any criticism by Chip's wife as a personal attack and put her in the "foe" category in his black-and-white thinking brain.

They already know the good solution but they can't say it or else they will be just as bad as those filthy good for nothing republicans. How bad is to send foreign criminals back to their countries where they will probably be brought to justice?

Their "good" solution is also completely unrealistic. It's basically the government should redistribute wealth to fix any and every problem ever. I think AOC, when asked about paying for health care or the green new deal or both, said 'we just pay for it'. It's the equivalent of a kid asking their parent why they can't just use their money to buy anything they want.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

I'm curious to how Bob would fair in a streamed debate on politics. Let's try a thought experiment, people.
Pick a topic; Immigration, Foreign relations, Crime, Healthcare, etc. Then pick a person you'd enjoy seeing Bob debate the subject with. And finally, how would said debate go? How would Bob fair?
Personally, I'd like to see Bob try and debate another cow like PJW over immigration. I'd be a hell of a spectacle.

He'd make Sargon look like fucking Cicero by comparison.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Don't you guys get it? Writing about mcnamaras morons is what REAL eugenicists do!
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I don't think he knows what vassal really means.
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Fucking two tweets where he is the exact opposite of right. Like, there is being "wrong" and there is being the Bizarro of reality.

I'm curious to how Bob would fair in a streamed debate on politics. Let's try a thought experiment, people.
Pick a topic; Immigration, Foreign relations, Crime, Healthcare, etc. Then pick a person you'd enjoy seeing Bob debate the subject with. And finally, how would said debate go? How would Bob fair?
Personally, I'd like to see Bob try and debate another cow like PJW over immigration. I'd be a hell of a spectacle.

Sorry for the third post in a row, I fucked up the quote insertion option.

This is like the thought experiment "Could God create an object so heavy even he couldn't move it". Could and would Bob debate a person so completely ignorant about politics that he'd feel comfortable doing so without immediately screaming "NAZI" and rage quitting, and thinking he won?

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

>complains that other people don't know what "eugenics" means
>proceeds to show beyond a shadow of a doubt that he has no idea what "eugenics" means
Bob will never, ever change.

 

[instythot]

I don't think he knows what vassal really means.
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Wait a second... Bob is complaining that Republicans don't support election security while at the same time screaming that asking voters to prove that they're citizens is racist?

 

[Red Hood]

If that was true, then why not Stalin or Genghis Khan? Khan at least left like a mountain of bodies that cartographers mistook as land.

Because Stalin was a boogieman made to scare Conservatives and Ghengis Khan was a fictional character in Bill and Ted, friendo!

 

[Flexo]

I don't think he knows what vassal really means.

Wait... I thought republicans were all about election security, with things like voter ID...

 

[Lensherr]

Don't you guys get it? Writing about mcnamaras morons is what REAL eugenicists do!
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So Bob would rather let people die at the expense of having the moral high ground.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Like I said, relatively recent and with an iconic look. Everybody knows what Hitler looks like.

That would be hilarious if Bob puts his brother's marriage in strain. Of course Bob being an un-self aware idiot would take any criticism by Chip's wife as a personal attack and put her in the "foe" category in his black-and-white thinking brain.

Their "good" solution is also completely unrealistic. It's basically the government should redistribute wealth to fix any and every problem ever. I think AOC, when asked about paying for health care or the green new deal or both, said 'we just pay for it'. It's the equivalent of a kid asking their parent why they can't just use their money to buy anything they want.

To be fair to AOC, the government has pretty much just printed money out of thin air whenever it needed to, then sent troops to kick the teeth in of any country that tried setting up an alternative to its own "international" currency. As long as the US is a superpower hegemon that can do whatever it likes, it will continue to act like a spoiled wealthy heir who expects the people of the town to bow and scrape to him (while at the same time being unaware that Daddy's slowly blowing his inheritance on bad financial decisions.)

It would probably take a major world war and/or a Depression to knock some reality into trust fund babies like AOC.


As for Bob putting his brother's marriage in strain - I doubt it'll happen. By some miracle, (or curse, more like it,) Bob's managed to find a family that shares his exact political leanings. There's no evidence that Bob's brother Chris is anything but 100 percent on board with every bit of anti-Red State bigotry that spews out of Bob's Mountain-Dew-Chicken Hole. Which makes me hope that his kids somehow get red-pilled and vote for Don Trump jr. in the 2028 election.

 

[Koby_Fish]

To be fair to AOC, the government has pretty much just printed money out of thin air whenever it needed to, then sent troops to kick the teeth in of any country that tried setting up an alternative to its own "international" currency. As long as the US is a superpower hegemon that can do whatever it likes, it will continue to act like a spoiled wealthy heir who expects the people of the town to bow and scrape to him (while at the same time being unaware that Daddy's slowly blowing his inheritance on bad financial decisions.)

It would probably take a major world war and/or a Depression to knock some reality into trust fund babies like AOC.


As for Bob putting his brother's marriage in strain - I doubt it'll happen. By some miracle, (or curse, more like it,) Bob's managed to find a family that shares his exact political leanings. There's no evidence that Bob's brother Chris is anything but 100 percent on board with every bit of anti-Red State bigotry that spews out of Bob's Mountain-Dew-Chicken Hole. Which makes me hope that his kids somehow get red-pilled and vote for Don Trump jr. in the 2028 election.

To be fair, anti-red-state bigotry is fairly common in the entire Northeast, not just Boston. Chris' twitter feed is almost as full of drumpf/republican bashing as Bob's is. The wife probably wholeheartedly approves, or she never would have married Chris in the first place - wouldn't surprise me if she's a third wave feminist, the type that male feminists like Bob and Chris get super thirsty for.

So far I think Chris only has one kid (a daughter that last I looked appeared to be under 7 - probably closer to 4 or 5? idk) that seems to adore "Uncle Bob" cuz she doesn't know any better and kids are instinctively drawn to Adult Autists, so unless something drastic happens to redpill this kid she'll be just as feminist as her dad and uncle when she grows up.

 

[CamelCursive]

Wait. Wait wait wait wait.

I know, it's "late"- Bob isn't my favorite lolcow, so I miss some of his info.

But let me get this straight- Moviebob literally lives in the basement of his brother's house and doesn't pay rent or contribute?

I don't know why it's so funny, because it's pretty much exactly what you'd expect.