Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[LoopBird]

mumkey 2018 (skip to 5;54)

The Rise, Fall, & Decay of Mumkey Jones – Mumkey Jones

mumkeyjones.tv

mumkey 2019

new vid, also is it just me or has his voice gotten higher pitched now somehow?

 

[Kulee Baba]

new vid, also is it just me or has his voice gotten higher pitched now somehow?

At 8:41 he makes his version of a Long Island Iced Tea and its the cringiest shit ever. If you're making Long Island you use cheap shit ( Basic $20 Call Alcohol at most) not the goddamn Don Julio that cost $40 a bottle. And his posture is horrendous.

I skimmed thru what I could stand. Absolutely awful, the laziest content a person could upload.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

At an hour and nine minutes into the stream Tyler admits that his medicine made it impossible for him to have sex and says that the entire time Liu was there...nothing happened? Or he wasn't into it if it did.

"I would rather be depressed than not be able to enjoy sex, because that's the most depressing thing of all" -- so those magic pills weren't so magic after all, huh?
Alas, the Monkeys Paw comes with a steep price.

"Sex is a very selfish act. I'm doing it until I'm done and then it's over and now it never ends..." No girl wants to have sex with you if you're just thinking about yourself. The selfish naivete of incels on full display.

EDIT: At an hour and nineteen minutes, Tyler goes on a rant about how you're a "puritan" cuck if you find it questionable to use e-fame to obtain lewds.
He then invites anyone to send him lewds.
He says he will take dick picks, boob pics, but NOT pussy pics because he "still" finds them gross and "might be gay".
"I'm very open and honest I like naked photos!" True and Honest.
He then goes on a rant about how people are jealous of him having e-fame to solicit lewds.

Explains why he was so into Liu, who didn't even resemble a female.

the whole "sex is a selfish act" thing blows my fucking mind, having sex with someone else is inherently a 2 person act and the fact he didn't consider that means he doesn't give a fuck about satisfying his woman, or even thinking a little bit about how they feel (hence why he got cucked by a 15 year old). the whole line about maybe being gay and accepting dick pics, alongside the "vaginas are gross" line doesn't surprise me either, most incels end up prison gay to some extent and he's living proof. maybe he should just bite the bullet and get a trap bf since he apparently doesn't give a fuck about women anymore.

the "send me nudes" request is also pathetic and shortsighted, the type of women who would do shit like that are bad fucking news, he of all people should know that after his recent hard lesson with Liu.

The man is fucking plastered.

100% agree. I think the only way he can survive off the SSRIs is by getting fucking wasted off liquor and becoming a belligerent drunk 24/7 (just like assburger did before the beating) or else he'll enter the perpetual hellscape of reality piled on top of a hangover and SSRI withdrawals. the drinking definitely explains his sudden loss of inhibitions.

 

[MCRonald]

Sorry but posting this for anyone to archive the live stream cause I don't know how to do it

Spoiler: Notable Parts

6:30 he says "maybe I should do this on Discord", funny how that wasn't his first idea.
8:55 he says that he was going to do a stream where the donators tell him what to say to Tinder matches, but junked the idea cause he was just matching with bots.
10:15 he addresses a question about if there will be more Monkey boxes. Pretty much says No as he can't monetize them due to Youtube copyright and (Jokingly I assume) says he'd rather just review his life due to it.
Funny how he says that but he has a Patreon, a Twitch and his own Website to use where he could easily monetize it all.
13:09 he tries to call people back but his phone says his calling is restricted, then says it's okay cause he only calls his parents who are annoying, cause they keep saying they're worried about him.
14:30 He vapes CBD now, alludes to him not taking his medicine.
16:20 He says he'll try the calls again but with Discord later on.
18:05 (Jokingly I assume) says that he is saving his Suicide Stream for a rainy day.
23:05 He says him staying off Social Media was a Sober promise from Sober Mumkey and doesn't apply to Drunk Mumkey. (Seems like he drinks a lot now, considering how often he posts on twitter, even admits in some tweets he is drunk)
29:15 He says it'll cost him 15 bucks to change his number the next day.
31:49 He reads someone saying UwU and gets upset about it.
32:45 A Donator pretends to be Liu and Mumkey says "What did I tell you about contacting me"
34:15 Says he'll legit sell his bathwater to those who want it, and alludes to him having an STD.
39:10 He listens to an old podcast between him and Burger and laughs Hysterically and nothing.
45:49 Happens again.
58:30 Asterios jump on through Discord.

1:09:10 He says that the Medicine wouldn't let him have sex due to the side effects (Erection but couldn't Orgasm), and alludes to him being off them.
1:15:00 He says he won't ever make a new Discord server (even tho he has Discord Rewards on Patreon, even after he went in and changed it all).
1:18:55 Goes on a rant about how it's dumb that people give Youtubers who get nudes of people 18+ bunch of shit, and how he wants the benefits (I assume he was looking at that shit and encouraging it during Sheep/Liu)
Also says he doesn't like pictures of Vaginas, only Tits and Dicks.
1:22:50 Talks about Assburger and how they have been talking and how they're reconciled (Burger then in his latest stream, says that's not the case, he still hates Mumkey)
1:25:30 Talks about Similarities between him and CWC and jokingly says he would fuck CWC.
1:33:47 He says how he broke up with Liu, sent her home and Liu didn't cuck him for a 15 year old also mocks Dick Masterson.
1:36:46 Brags about how the livestream donations will pay his rent for a month and a half and mocks people making fun of him.
1:39:39 Says he won't call into the Dick show or any other streams unless he is getting paid for it.

I hope this interests someone, just went through it and got the most interesting bits.

maybe he should just bite the bullet and get a trap bf since he apparently doesn't give a fuck about women anymore.

Damnit I knew I forgot something, in the stream he talks about this Tranny who donates to him, and asks them to send him their tits, before and after style.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Will null outlive mumkey or die to cancer due to not sleeping?: https://web.archive.org/web/20181224091707/https://time.com/5093052/working-night-shift-risk-cancer/

 

[Chichan]

Spoiler: Notable Parts

6:30 he says "maybe I should do this on Discord", funny how that wasn't his first idea.
8:55 he says that he was going to do a stream where the donators tell him what to say to Tinder matches, but junked the idea cause he was just matching with bots.
10:15 he addresses a question about if there will be more Monkey boxes. Pretty much says No as he can't monetize them due to Youtube copyright and (Jokingly I assume) says he'd rather just review his life due to it.
Funny how he says that but he has a Patreon, a Twitch and his own Website to use where he could easily monetize it all.
13:09 he tries to call people back but his phone says his calling is restricted, then says it's okay cause he only calls his parents who are annoying, cause they keep saying they're worried about him.
14:30 He vapes CBD now, alludes to him not taking his medicine.
16:20 He says he'll try the calls again but with Discord later on.
18:05 (Jokingly I assume) says that he is saving his Suicide Stream for a rainy day.
23:05 He says him staying off Social Media was a Sober promise from Sober Mumkey and doesn't apply to Drunk Mumkey. (Seems like he drinks a lot now, considering how often he posts on twitter, even admits in some tweets he is drunk)
29:15 He says it'll cost him 15 bucks to change his number the next day.
31:49 He reads someone saying UwU and gets upset about it.
32:45 A Donator pretends to be Liu and Mumkey says "What did I tell you about contacting me"
34:15 Says he'll legit sell his bathwater to those who want it, and alludes to him having an STD.
39:10 He listens to an old podcast between him and Burger and laughs Hysterically and nothing.
45:49 Happens again.
58:30 Asterios jump on through Discord.

1:09:10 He says that the Medicine wouldn't let him have sex due to the side effects (Erection but couldn't Orgasm), and alludes to him being off them.
1:15:00 He says he won't ever make a new Discord server (even tho he has Discord Rewards on Patreon, even after he went in and changed it all).
1:18:55 Goes on a rant about how it's dumb that people give Youtubers who get nudes of people 18+ bunch of shit, and how he wants the benefits (I assume he was looking at that shit and encouraging it during Sheep/Liu)
Also says he doesn't like pictures of Vaginas, only Tits and Dicks.
1:22:50 Talks about Assburger and how they have been talking and how they're reconciled (Burger then in his latest stream, says that's not the case, he still hates Mumkey)
1:25:30 Talks about Similarities between him and CWC and jokingly says he would fuck CWC.
1:33:47 He says how he broke up with Liu, sent her home and Liu didn't cuck him for a 15 year old also mocks Dick Masterson.
1:36:46 Brags about how the livestream donations will pay his rent for a month and a half and mocks people making fun of him.
1:39:39 Says he won't call into the Dick show or any other streams unless he is getting paid for it.

I hope this interests someone, just went through it and got the most interesting bits.


Damnit I knew I forgot something, in the stream he talks about this Tranny who donates to him, and asks them to send him their tits, before and after style.

Supposedly it was Liu that supperchatted because one of the stream clippers Tea clips checked to see if it was Liu's channel and it was hers. Remember she stalked OJJ I would not be surprised she would stalk Tyler too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqjIs2v1XhU Time stamps are in the description.

 

[BlancoMailo]

mumkey 2018 (skip to 5;54)

The Rise, Fall, & Decay of Mumkey Jones – Mumkey Jones

mumkeyjones.tv

mumkey 2019

Holy shit, that Assburger quote at 6:53, "Even I stopped watching Mumkey's content in October 2018 and I was still his best friend at the time, well at least another month until - well you know." [arrest was November 2018]

If anybody cares, the Beater from Beater vs Cheater is currently streaming

View attachment 870060

You should also post that in Assburger's thread.

 

[The Pink Panther]

You should also post that in Assburger's thread.

Assburger has a thread?

 

[BlancoMailo]

Assburger has a thread?

Still in PG.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/brando...k0212-jiltedforeverandever-hamburglarj.59087/

 

[White Pride Worldwide]

And it all keeps tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down~

 

[MCRonald]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCMW2758NZ4
The abridged version is...
Burger and Jackie "rationalised" drinking now and then because they thought since they were happy, they wouldn't relapse.
So on the incident they were both drinking, and she states that her memory is fuzzy as hell, and Burger even more so, but apparently the fight started off as playful biting (Jackie initiated it), which then got turned into a competition, then triggered a PTSD incident with Burger.
The blood on the wall actually came from Burger, cause Jackie states that the next day the most she had was a bruise from the bite, so the blood must have been from when she hit Burger in defense.
She also said she had PTSD in the past and turns violent too from when an ex of hers wanted to murder her.
She states that an event happened prior to the incident, no date, where when he relapsed, he was hysterical and mentioned an Ex named Bethany who used to abuse him.
She thought that the police report was a bit weird cause apparently it was said that Burger threw her phone, and destroyed it.
But the next day it was completely fine, not a scratch.
Apparently she had an Ex who abused her and actually destroyed her phone when she called the police, the same ex that wanted to murder her which relates to HER ptsd.
She said there were no marks on her Neck, and also says that her ex who abused her, strangled her during the abuse from her past.
She also talked about her "stockholm syndrome", she says that all she would have done during court would say she couldn't remember enough information for an accurate representation of what happened, also states that she has been seeing a Therapist and supports her decisions.

For the record that's the first 15 minutes.
I am still combing through the video.

 

[变性黑鬼]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCMW2758NZ4
The abridged version is...
Burger and Jackie "rationalised" drinking now and then because they thought since they were happy, they wouldn't relapse.
So on the incident they were both drinking, and she states that her memory is fuzzy as hell, and Burger even more so, but apparently the fight started off as playful biting (Jackie initiated it), which then got turned into a competition, then triggered a PTSD incident with Burger.
The blood on the wall actually came from Burger, cause Jackie states that the next day the most she had was a bruise from the bite, so the blood must have been from when she hit Burger in defense.
She also said she had PTSD in the past and turns violent too from when an ex of hers wanted to murder her.
She states that an event happened prior to the incident, no date, where when he relapsed, he was hysterical and mentioned an Ex named Bethany who used to abuse him.
She thought that the police report was a bit weird cause apparently it was said that Burger threw her phone, and destroyed it.
But the next day it was completely fine, not a scratch.
Apparently she had an Ex who abused her and actually destroyed her phone when she called the police, the same ex that wanted to murder her which relates to HER ptsd.
She said there were no marks on her Neck, and also says that her ex who abused her, strangled her during the abuse from her past.
She also talked about her "stockholm syndrome", she says that all she would have done during court would say she couldn't remember enough information for an accurate representation of what happened, also states that she has been seeing a Therapist and supports her decisions.

For the record that's the first 15 minutes.
I am still combing through the video.

Thank you for watching it so I don't have to!

>PTSD Burger
>PTSD Jackie
>violent exes holding you hostage
>neck biting
>the taste of blood triggers a murderous rage

These people live in a young adult fantasy novel. I wonder if they would want it any other way.

Does Jackie say whether she forgives Mumkey for saving her life?

 

[MCRonald]

Thank you for watching it so I don't have to!

>PTSD Burger
>PTSD Jackie
>violent exes holding you hostage
>neck biting
>the taste of blood triggers a murderous rage

These people live in a young adult fantasy novel. I wonder if they would want it any other way.

Does Jackie say whether she forgives Mumkey for saving her life?

I'd really suggest you would watch the video because I am leaving out a lot of context.
Also I am trying to fill in the blanks so when I say he and she had PTSD, that is from me.
She doesn't really mention PTSD.
I just personally think he has PTSD, if you look through all the said he has said about his life, there is definitely enough there to fuck with him.
I think he even talked about his abusive ex during the sonic lets play so that lines up.
She explains a whole bunch of shit and her experiences in the past with her exes and what not.
Also I never said anything in my recap about blood triggering a rage, it's really late where I am so I am tired so I don't know if that's like a reference to something or not.
And so far no.

She says that she told Mumkey to not call the Police, and then the day after the incident, she was drinking the entire day.
During all this not once did Mumkey call in to check in on her, Mumkey said he was podcasting and couldn't contact her, and Sheepover didn't call in to check on her either which is weird cause they said they were her friends.
Mumkey did say he would contact her but when he was going to, he just said that he was too tired and was going to go to bed.
2 hours later she saw him posting on twitter alluding to the events and she just had enough of his shit and all the drama he brought to her prior to the incident.
The tweets got deleted after people were calling him out.
She went into her own VC and was completely hysterical and spilled all the beans about Mumkey.
The sister thing wasn't about him having an actual sister but something else she doesn't feel right to clarify about.
She says that the dox was just Mumkey's first name being Tyler and she said it thinking that no one would leak it (which is dumb but tbf she was drunk)
Didn't even know his last name.
Mumkey jumped into VC and listened to it all, which she thinks caused him to create the video in retaliation.
Mumkey doxxed the case file allowing people to find her information including her address which was never taken down and edited. (Sheep even said it was dumb to leave it in from what I've heard)
And other viewers blasted him for it.
She says that the excuse of it being public information is dumb since his name was public (You could actually search for his real name and it would come up on IMDB from what I've heard)
She also said that nothing would have come from people having his first name and first name only, and especially when it was just a VC of like 8 people.

Still going through, 25 mins in.
I think I'll spoiler these in one final recap post just for archival purposes.
And once again like I am filling in the blanks here, otherwise it would just be a transcript of the video and at that point you might as well watch it.

 

[FaygoFagYo]

I'd really suggest you would watch the video because I am leaving out a lot of context.
Also I am trying to fill in the blanks so when I say he and she had PTSD, that is from me.
She doesn't really mention PTSD.
I just personally think he has PTSD, if you look through all the said he has said about his life, there is definitely enough there to fuck with him.
I think he even talked about his abusive ex during the sonic lets play so that lines up.
She explains a whole bunch of shit and her experiences in the past with her exes and what not.
Also I never said anything in my recap about blood triggering a rage, it's really late where I am so I am tired so I don't know if that's like a reference to something or not.
And so far no.

She says that she told Mumkey to not call the Police, and then the day after the incident, she was drinking the entire day.
During all this not once did Mumkey call in to check in on her, Mumkey said he was podcasting and couldn't contact her, and Sheepover didn't call in to check on her either which is weird cause they said they were her friends.
Mumkey did say he would contact her but when he was going to, he just said that he was too tired and was going to go to bed.
2 hours later she saw him posting on twitter alluding to the events and she just had enough of his shit and all the drama he brought to her prior to the incident.
The tweets got deleted after people were calling him out.
She went into her own VC and was completely hysterical and spilled all the beans about Mumkey.
The sister thing wasn't about him having an actual sister but something else she doesn't feel right to clarify about.
She says that the dox was just Mumkey's first name being Tyler and she said it thinking that no one would leak it (which is dumb but tbf she was drunk)
Didn't even know his last name.
Mumkey jumped into VC and listened to it all, which she thinks caused him to create the video in retaliation.
Mumkey doxxed the case file allowing people to find her information including her address which was never taken down and edited. (Sheep even said it was dumb to leave it in from what I've heard)
And other viewers blasted him for it.
She says that the excuse of it being public information is dumb since his name was public (You could actually search for his real name and it would come up on IMDB from what I've heard)
She also said that nothing would have come from people having his first name and first name only, and especially when it was just a VC of like 8 people.

Still going through, 25 mins in.
I think I'll spoiler these in one final recap post just for archival purposes.
And once again like I am filling in the blanks here, otherwise it would just be a transcript of the video and at that point you might as well watch it.

I believe mumkey, in his original statement, said he had stayed up all night with jackie on the phone and was tired of satiating her by the morning, but that could be a lie or exaggeration

 

[MCRonald]

I believe mumkey, in his original statement, said he had stayed up all night with jackie on the phone and was tired of satiating her by the morning, but that could be a lie or exaggeration

Well in the video she said that she woke up and had to piece everything together with no way to contact Burger and I assume that was when she tried to contact Mumkey.
It could be possible that he did but still a dick move to not help her out the next day.

 

[Rebis]

On one hand, we all know police and basically everyone else can be especially harsh on the man in this kind of situation. (And sometimes rightfully so, being suspicious of them probably saves a lot of lives) On the other hand, fuck man, if these people are both flying into murderous PTSD blood rages maybe they shouldn’t be together, or with anybody until they sort that shit out. And that’s just assuming what Ass and Jackie are saying is true. (Which I don’t really believe, I think that man is guilty as fuck)

That video of her singing from earlier in this thread still bothers the fuck out of me too.

 

[MCRonald]

On one hand, we all know police and basically everyone else can be especially harsh on the man in this kind of situation. (And sometimes rightfully so, being suspicious of them probably saves a lot of lives) On the other hand, fuck man, if these people are both flying into murderous PTSD blood rages maybe they shouldn’t be together, or with anybody until they sort that shit out. And that’s just assuming what Ass and Jackie are saying is true.

That video of her singing from earlier in this thread still bothers the fuck out of me too.

To be fair it was only during extreme intense relapses which from what I can gather only happened once which was the incident.
Also they've been sober for like 9 months now.

Finished going through it all.
I do recommend watching the video, a lot of what I said involves me filling in gaps because it would just be a transcript and that takes WAY more time.

Spoiler: Abridged Complete

Burger and Jackie "rationalised" drinking now and then because they thought since they were happy, they wouldn't relapse.
So on the incident they were both drinking, and she states that her memory is fuzzy as hell, and Burger even more so, but apparently the fight started off as playful biting (Jackie initiated it), which then got turned into a competition, then triggered a PTSD incident with Burger.
The blood on the wall actually came from Burger, cause Jackie states that the next day the most she had was a bruise from the bite, so the blood must have been from when she hit Burger in defense.
She also said she had PTSD in the past and turns violent too from when an ex of hers wanted to murder her.
She states that an event happened prior to the incident, no date, where when he relapsed, he was hysterical and mentioned an Ex named Bethany who used to abuse him.
She thought that the police report was a bit weird cause apparently it was said that Burger threw her phone, and destroyed it.
But the next day it was completely fine, not a scratch.
Apparently she had an Ex who abused her and actually destroyed her phone when she called the police, the same ex that wanted to murder her which relates to HER ptsd.
She said there were no marks on her Neck, and also says that her ex who abused her, strangled her during the abuse from her past.
She also talked about her "stockholm syndrome", she says that all she would have done during court would say she couldn't remember enough information for an accurate representation of what happened, also states that she has been seeing a Therapist and supports her decisions.

For the record that's the first 15 minutes.
I am still combing through the video.

She says that she told Mumkey to not call the Police, and then the day after the incident, she was drinking the entire day.
During all this not once did Mumkey call in to check in on her, Mumkey said he was podcasting and couldn't contact her, and Sheepover didn't call in to check on her either which is weird cause they said they were her friends.
Mumkey did say he would contact her but when he was going to, he just said that he was too tired and was going to go to bed.
2 hours later she saw him posting on twitter alluding to the events and she just had enough of his shit and all the drama he brought to her prior to the incident.
The tweets got deleted after people were calling him out.
She went into her own VC and was completely hysterical and spilled all the beans about Mumkey.
The sister thing wasn't about him having an actual sister but something else she doesn't feel right to clarify about.
She says that the dox was just Mumkey's first name being Tyler and she said it thinking that no one would leak it (which is dumb but tbf she was drunk)
Didn't even know his last name.
Mumkey jumped into VC and listened to it all, which she thinks caused him to create the video in retaliation.
Mumkey doxxed the case file allowing people to find her information including her address which was never taken down and edited. (Sheep even said it was dumb to leave it in from what I've heard)
And other viewers blasted him for it.
She says that the excuse of it being public information is dumb since his name was public (You could actually search for his real name and it would come up on IMDB from what I've heard)
She also said that nothing would have come from people having his first name and first name only, and especially when it was just a VC of like 8 people.

She takes responsibility for running her mouth about Mumkey during the VC.
But she doesn't feel too bad cause of the shit he gave both Burger and Jackie when they hooked up.
She says that he posted footage of Burger during past relapses, way past from when it would even be relevant.
Says he was upset at one point because of Burger moving out of NC which Burger had no choice.
Burger was either gonna move back in with his parents or with his Girlfriend, and chose to move in with the GF.
Sheepover was complicit during all this, and roasted Burger once too many times about his relapses. And Jackie didn't appreciate it one bit.
She says Sheep was nowhere as near as bad as Mumkey, but just lost respect for her.
She then talks about how Mumkey was still friends with Ben Saint and her relationship with Ben.
Apparently Ben cheated on her multiple times in the past, he also said how much he wanted to fuck other girls, he mooched off her, did nothing around the house.
And while she was in her time of need, he did nothing and she ended up attempting suicide and he dragged her name during it.
She was getting harassed by ex-friends of hers due to the fiasco with her and Ben.
And she felt really weird about Mumkey and Ben still being chummy friends and she didn't want to be his friend.
She talks about how Burger said that Mumkey would ask him for Jackie's nudes constantly, which was the final straw for her.
She wasn't really happy with Burger being friends with Mumkey due to it, and he agree'd, he was tired of being harassed.
He knew that it'd be difficult cause Mumkey would roast them publicly.
So they were just gonna slowly let the relationship fizzle out, Mumkey noticed.
He then joked that Burger and Jackie were so infatuated with each other that they stopped socialising which Jackie says is not true cause they were busy.
Burger was applying for School, hitting the Gym and working, she's working and they're both working on music.
She did say that at one point she did like Mumkey and Sheep and enjoyed the whole Double date vibe they had when hanging out, and she never tried to keep Burger away.
Then Mumkey started acting like a kid and wouldn't do Let's play with Burger cause he was too busy with Jackie, or cause he moved away and so on.
The harassing by Mumkey got really bad that it became stressful and not fun, and it was starting to make them want to drink, which they did.
She says that she doesn't blame their relapse on Mumkey, she admits responsibility for drinking.

She says that she could go into way more detail about all the drama between them.
And says that she is just posting the video to clear the air and won't give a shit about comments or anything, and she is done with internet stuff like streaming.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

To be fair it was only during extreme intense relapses which from what I can gather only happened once which was the incident.
Also they've been sober for like 9 months now.

Finished going through it all.
I do recommend watching the video, a lot of what I said involves me filling in gaps because it would just be a transcript and that takes WAY more time.

Spoiler: Abridged Complete

Burger and Jackie "rationalised" drinking now and then because they thought since they were happy, they wouldn't relapse.
So on the incident they were both drinking, and she states that her memory is fuzzy as hell, and Burger even more so, but apparently the fight started off as playful biting (Jackie initiated it), which then got turned into a competition, then triggered a PTSD incident with Burger.
The blood on the wall actually came from Burger, cause Jackie states that the next day the most she had was a bruise from the bite, so the blood must have been from when she hit Burger in defense.
She also said she had PTSD in the past and turns violent too from when an ex of hers wanted to murder her.
She states that an event happened prior to the incident, no date, where when he relapsed, he was hysterical and mentioned an Ex named Bethany who used to abuse him.
She thought that the police report was a bit weird cause apparently it was said that Burger threw her phone, and destroyed it.
But the next day it was completely fine, not a scratch.
Apparently she had an Ex who abused her and actually destroyed her phone when she called the police, the same ex that wanted to murder her which relates to HER ptsd.
She said there were no marks on her Neck, and also says that her ex who abused her, strangled her during the abuse from her past.
She also talked about her "stockholm syndrome", she says that all she would have done during court would say she couldn't remember enough information for an accurate representation of what happened, also states that she has been seeing a Therapist and supports her decisions.

For the record that's the first 15 minutes.
I am still combing through the video.

She says that she told Mumkey to not call the Police, and then the day after the incident, she was drinking the entire day.
During all this not once did Mumkey call in to check in on her, Mumkey said he was podcasting and couldn't contact her, and Sheepover didn't call in to check on her either which is weird cause they said they were her friends.
Mumkey did say he would contact her but when he was going to, he just said that he was too tired and was going to go to bed.
2 hours later she saw him posting on twitter alluding to the events and she just had enough of his shit and all the drama he brought to her prior to the incident.
The tweets got deleted after people were calling him out.
She went into her own VC and was completely hysterical and spilled all the beans about Mumkey.
The sister thing wasn't about him having an actual sister but something else she doesn't feel right to clarify about.
She says that the dox was just Mumkey's first name being Tyler and she said it thinking that no one would leak it (which is dumb but tbf she was drunk)
Didn't even know his last name.
Mumkey jumped into VC and listened to it all, which she thinks caused him to create the video in retaliation.
Mumkey doxxed the case file allowing people to find her information including her address which was never taken down and edited. (Sheep even said it was dumb to leave it in from what I've heard)
And other viewers blasted him for it.
She says that the excuse of it being public information is dumb since his name was public (You could actually search for his real name and it would come up on IMDB from what I've heard)
She also said that nothing would have come from people having his first name and first name only, and especially when it was just a VC of like 8 people.

She takes responsibility for running her mouth about Mumkey during the VC.
But she doesn't feel too bad cause of the shit he gave both Burger and Jackie when they hooked up.
She says that he posted footage of Burger during past relapses, way past from when it would even be relevant.
Says he was upset at one point because of Burger moving out of NC which Burger had no choice.
Burger was either gonna move back in with his parents or with his Girlfriend, and chose to move in with the GF.
Sheepover was complicit during all this, and roasted Burger once too many times about his relapses. And Jackie didn't appreciate it one bit.
She says Sheep was nowhere as near as bad as Mumkey, but just lost respect for her.
She then talks about how Mumkey was still friends with Ben Saint and her relationship with Ben.
Apparently Ben cheated on her multiple times in the past, he also said how much he wanted to fuck other girls, he mooched off her, did nothing around the house.
And while she was in her time of need, he did nothing and she ended up attempting suicide and he dragged her name during it.
She was getting harassed by ex-friends of hers due to the fiasco with her and Ben.
And she felt really weird about Mumkey and Ben still being chummy friends and she didn't want to be his friend.
She talks about how Burger said that Mumkey would ask him for Jackie's nudes constantly, which was the final straw for her.
She wasn't really happy with Burger being friends with Mumkey due to it, and he agree'd, he was tired of being harassed.
He knew that it'd be difficult cause Mumkey would roast them publicly.
So they were just gonna slowly let the relationship fizzle out, Mumkey noticed.
He then joked that Burger and Jackie were so infatuated with each other that they stopped socialising which Jackie says is not true cause they were busy.
Burger was applying for School, hitting the Gym and working, she's working and they're both working on music.
She did say that at one point she did like Mumkey and Sheep and enjoyed the whole Double date vibe they had when hanging out, and she never tried to keep Burger away.
Then Mumkey started acting like a kid and wouldn't do Let's play with Burger cause he was too busy with Jackie, or cause he moved away and so on.
The harassing by Mumkey got really bad that it became stressful and not fun, and it was starting to make them want to drink, which they did.
She says that she doesn't blame their relapse on Mumkey, she admits responsibility for drinking.

She says that she could go into way more detail about all the drama between them.
And says that she is just posting the video to clear the air and won't give a shit about comments or anything, and she is done with internet stuff like streaming.

Thank you for your service. I can't watch an Assburger stream, it has defeated me just by existing.

I'm just curious, you seem very invested in Assburger and Chainsaw Jackie. Are you a fan of theirs? I'm not trying to throw shade or anything, it just seems you have a very kind interpretation of everything they do/say, more-so Jackie than Assburger, but still both of them. Did you come to know them from the point of being a Mumkey fan, or were you a fan of them before (and then were presumably introduced to Mumkey through them)? Do you enjoy their content or is your interest more because you see possible PTSD/alcoholism/domestic abuse?

The reason I ask is I have no idea who Chainsaw Jackie is, except for her relationship with Assburger - who is himself a character I only know because of his connection to Mumkey. This whole part is a blank to me, more or less, which is something I could live with when they were irrelevant, but if they are coming back to add to things then I would like to know as much as I can. Could you briefly run down who she is, what she does, etc? Would you say she has generally been a pretty trustworthy person up to the point of the domestic incident? Not that I'm even sure that matters a whole bunch in this, as the large emotional nature of what happened has probably made her at least stretch the truth, to protect herself and the man she loves.

And don't worry, I'm sure you aren't secretly Assburger in disguise, you are far too competent for that to even be considered.

tl;dr Can you help me fill in this blank spot in the lore, as seen from your perspective? Specifically regarding Chainsaw Jackie and Assburger.

If you've already done this, just say you have and I'll look through the thread again for it. And don't feel the need to reveal too much, especially if you're someone very close to these two or the information is sensitive.

 

[MCRonald]

Thank you for your service. I can't watch an Assburger stream, it has defeated me just by existing.

It was actually Jackie's video.

I'm just curious, you seem very invested in Assburger and Chainsaw Jackie. Are you a fan of theirs? I'm not trying to throw shade or anything, it just seems you have a very kind interpretation of everything they do/say, more-so Jackie than Assburger, but still both of them. Did you come to know them from the point of being a Mumkey fan, or were you a fan of them before (and then were presumably introduced to Mumkey through them)? Do you enjoy their content or is your interest more because you see possible PTSD/alcoholism/domestic abuse?

So I'll be honest, I am a fan of them, but I watched Mumkey back when he first started in 2016.
I actually do enjoy their content, Burger makes shitposts in music form, and Jackie has a beautiful voice and her streams were nice from when I saw them.

The reason I ask is I have no idea who Chainsaw Jackie is, except for her relationship with Assburger - who is himself a character I only know because of his connection to Mumkey. This whole part is a blank to me, more or less, which is something I could live with when they were irrelevant, but if they are coming back to add to things then I would like to know as much as I can. Could you briefly run down who she is, what she does, etc? Would you say she has generally been a pretty trustworthy person up to the point of the domestic incident? Not that I'm even sure that matters a whole bunch in this, as the large emotional nature of what happened has probably made her at least stretch the truth, to protect herself and the man she loves.

So Jackie used to date Ben Saint who is a part of the PCP which Mumkey used to be a part of.
Eventually shit went down between the two, and Jackie attempted suicide.
Burger and Jackie actually were in contact because Burger wanted someone to sing some stuff in a song of his and that is how they met.
Eventually they started dating and Jackie was even appeared in a few videos with Burger, most notable was the LIFE video game.
And I'll be honest, I do trust her.
Her story has remained consistent, I've seen her say the same things over months and for someone who wouldn't be trustworthy, least in my opinion, you'd have to see someone slip up now and then.
She has talked about her past before which lines up with what was said in the video.
I wouldn't be surprised if there is some stretch to it all, that's just Human nature at this point, but to say she has Stockholm Syndrome, is a Psycho, is just dumb at this point.

And don't worry, I'm sure you aren't secretly Assburger in disguise, you are far too competent for that to even be considered.
tl;dr Can you help me fill in this blank spot in the lore, as seen from your perspective? Specifically regarding Chainsaw Jackie and Assburger.

If you've already done this, just say you have and I'll look through the thread again for it. And don't feel the need to reveal too much, especially if you're someone very close to these two or the information is sensitive.

Everyone accuses me of being someone else so I don't really mind going further into detail on where I come from.
The most I'll say as to why I give them the benefit of the doubt is because I was just raised this way.
And fuck I won't even lie, the relationship between Mumkey and Burger was really fucking weird in his Sonic 2 Let's play that I had a feeling something was wrong.
So at that point I wasn't even trusting Mumkey.
And I had a lot of questions that no one would answer, even people close to the situation.
One thing that bugged me was the supposed blood smear.
If it was that intense as Mumkey portrayed it as, why didn't Jackie go to the hospital?
I knew something was fishy.

Are Jackie and Burger bad people? I don't think so.
But even if they are, I don't think they deserve the amount of shit they get, I've been in their shoes to an extent where an entire community just turns on you and harasses you.
An old forum back in 2008 did it to me.

 

[BlancoMailo]

One thing that bugged me was the supposed blood smear.
If it was that intense as Mumkey portrayed it as, why didn't Jackie go to the hospital?

One thing I do want to point out here is that people bleed a lot easier than you think, I've seen what most would consider a light hit cause a nose to become a gusher and even in those cases, unless you can't stop the bleeding on your own, it's merely "recommended" to go to the hospital (in those cases you're typically better off just setting a slightly broken nose on your own rather than paying the hospital).

Either way, it's good to have someone offering a different perspective, particularly in this swamp of humanity where everyone comes off to me as trash.