Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[AbraCadaver]

@Null “these women cannot be scienced onto my dick” for random.txt please!!

Lucas: I don’t hang with people who use sexist and homophobic language
Also Lucas:
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Hey Lucas, you look like a fat sack of kitchen garbage with strands of failing hair stuck on. You have no job and contribute nothing to the society that supports you, in total contrast to what communism is all about. No one at a pub will fuck you, I sure as hell wouldn’t. If that’s hard to understand, let me spell it out.

They will not fuck you in a bar
they will not fuck you in a car.
They will not fuck you here or there,
They do not like your lack of hair.
They will not fuck you with some cheese
They will not fuck if you say please.
They will not fuck you, Lucas Wern,
Because you make their stomachs turn.

 

[Rescuetoast]

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But seriously Lucas you don’t have to come here. No one is making you look at this thread like some sort of Clockwork Orange brainwashing scheme. No one is directly interacting with you on your page, no one is messaging you, no one cares enough. It’s super fuckin easy. Just... don’t look at it.


ETA: Aw, he replied to me! Lots of us have been to college, Lucas. we’re just not dumb enough to post our personal information publicly on the internet to get the upper hand on schizophrenic pedophiles, largely because we already have the upper hand.

 

[AbraCadaver]

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But seriously Lucas you don’t have to come here. No one is making you look at this thread like some sort of Clockwork Orange brainwashing scheme. No one is directly interacting with you on your page, no one is messaging you, no one cares enough. It’s super fuckin easy. Just... don’t look at it.
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Well you heard the man, lads. Shut your fucking faces off.

Wern seems to be getting more paranoid schizo by the day. Notice he repeats himself a lot now, saying certain phrases two or three times, and his ramped-up paranoia of being observed in public?

We’re watching you, Lucas. Every time a hot young 20-year old tries to approach you to make small talk and get a date, we push her into oncoming traffic before you’ve even noticed her.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

Well you heard the man, lads. Shut your fucking faces off.

Wern seems to be getting more paranoid schizo by the day. Notice he repeats himself a lot now, saying certain phrases two or three times, and his ramped-up paranoia of being observed in public?

We’re watching you, Lucas. Every time a hot young 20-year old tries to approach you to make small talk and get a date, we push her into oncoming traffic before you’ve even noticed her.

We're DEFINITELY NOT handing out posters in the Seattle area detailing that you're a pedo, Lucas. All that car pushing was getting hard to cover up, even for our elite ops.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Well you heard the man, lads. Shut your fucking faces off.

Wern seems to be getting more paranoid schizo by the day. Notice he repeats himself a lot now, saying certain phrases two or three times, and his ramped-up paranoia of being observed in public?

We’re watching you, Lucas. Every time a hot young 20-year old tries to approach you to make small talk and get a date, we push her into oncoming traffic before you’ve even noticed her.

Yeah this is actually just us witnessing the spiral of paranoid schizophrenic delusions in real time. He’s absolutely convinced that we’re both
1) all in Spokane and
2) trying to ruin his life offline. I don’t think he even realizes there are threads about many, many other people here and a lot of us are regulars in quite a few of them.

ETA- it doesn’t even matter how many times people tell him he’s wrong about Kiwis being a Spokane based Lucas hate website because that’s clearly what it is and he’s gonna think I’m lying for weird schizo reasons.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Yeah this is actually just us witnessing the spiral of paranoid schizophrenic delusions in real time. He’s absolutely convinced that we’re both
1) all in Spokane and
2) trying to ruin his life offline. I don’t think he even realizes there are threads about many, many other people here and a lot of us are regulars in quite a few of them.

ETA- it doesn’t even matter how many times people tell him he’s wrong about Kiwis being a Spokane based Lucas hate website because that’s clearly what it is and he’s gonna think I’m lying for weird schizo reasons.

Dunno bout you but I make the time to fly to the US every day and stare at a fat mentally ill man on the street. Plays hell with my work schedule but I just tell the boss I’m doing social outreach work with disabled autists.

 

[mothman96]

Reputation Lucas? How about yours. A record for domestic violence with jail time, Several restraining orders. Banned from various homeless shelters. The creeper note you gave a bartender stating your "desperate need to be inside her". Banned with police from Starbucks for creeping out a 16 yr old. You came under watch of the Spokane PD. Now the Lacie affair.

So yea Lucas stir the pot with the Spokane PD. You've been/are the "model" citizen.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Dunno bout you but I make the time to fly to the US every day and stare at a fat mentally ill man on the street. Plays hell with my work schedule but I just tell the boss I’m doing social outreach work with disabled autists.

I drive all the way from NorCal every day. It’s really putting miles on my car, I should start flying too. Maybe we can coordinate flights.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

I drive all the way from NorCal every day. It’s really putting miles on my car, I should start flying too. Maybe we can coordinate flights.

Personally, I just get my family in the area to watch him. They do it in shifts.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I drive all the way from NorCal every day. It’s really putting miles on my car, I should start flying too. Maybe we can coordinate flights.

A few select airlines have a WernWatch Express that books discounted daily flights. Free shuttles from the airport to the curb corner right outside his building. They’re also part of the conspiracy. All of their stewardesses are virgin 18 yr olds with a fetish for older men they can call daddy.

If you get your stalker card punched ten times, you get a free in-flight meal and a two-pound block of mozzarella!

 

[Rogowski]

The only way Lucas will ever get laid again is if he goes too far with a young woman and goes to prison. We all know you’d be a bottom on the prison yard.

 

[Mr. 0]

Yeah this is actually just us witnessing the spiral of paranoid schizophrenic delusions in real time. He’s absolutely convinced that we’re both
1) all in Spokane and

YEAH WE'RE ACTUALLY IN RUCKERSVILLE VIRGINIA

The only way Lucas will ever get laid again is if he goes too far with a young woman and goes to prison. We all know you’d be a bottom on the prison yard.

Or if he plays into Chris's BS about being a woman and closes his eyes

 

[Rogowski]

All I got from all this autistic word salad festival tonight is that if Lucas is to be believed at his word he thinks top tier trolling is messaging strangers who live in the same town as him and demand they make a girl half his age fuck him in exchange for friendship.

In other news Lucas is role playing torturing kiwis I think.

 

[BowlOfDick]

The sick chat log between Lucas and 17 year old Emilia (whom he mentions along with that Kayla troll) is reposted HERE.

Sure Lucas... you were trolling them all along.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I'm late to the party on this one. I don't know where to begin.

Has he moved on to Zoomer chicks yet, or is he still fixated on raw dogging a millennial?

 

[Garfieldchu]

Hey Lucas, why did you put carrots and popcorn on pasta? What did it taste like? Why were you buying so much cheese?

 

[ManbearPig]

Let’s not all forget the fact tha Lucas has said himself that he wants a daughter so he can rape her. This is just like he was planning to rape the underage Starbucks barista, that bartender, middle school girls, and underage high school placement students at the college. And pretty much every younger girl he has ever met. Good thing that Lucas the fat pedophile is in such terrible shape that all he’d be able to do is take a few steps towards them and get out of breath and shit stain his unwashed underwear and pants with farts.

 

[AbraCadaver]

All I got from all this autistic word salad festival tonight is that if Lucas is to be believed at his word he thinks top tier trolling is messaging strangers who live in the same town as him and demand they make a girl half his age fuck him in exchange for friendship.

In other news Lucas is role playing torturing kiwis I think.

“I’m gonna sex up all your female relatives,” says the fat balding man who hasn’t had sex in seven years.

 

[mothman96]

All I got from all this autistic word salad festival tonight is that if Lucas is to be believed at his word he thinks top tier trolling is messaging strangers who live in the same town as him and demand they make a girl half his age fuck him in exchange for friendship.

In other news Lucas is role playing torturing kiwis I think.

Likely gave Lucas a boner thinking of torturing kiwis.

The sick chat log between Lucas and 17 year old Emilia (whom he mentions along with that Kayla troll) is reposted HERE.

Sure Lucas... you were trolling them all along.

Another one to add to Lucas's infamy. He must think the police are dumb/stupid and will not see through his lies. The "coverup" his doing now of the Lacie affair.

 

[Onomatopoeicpun]

You guys just don't understand, while we all thought he was being catfished and trolled, he was secretly just pretending to fall for it and counter trolling the trolls...somehow.

"Dude was just a regular dude"
So wearing a flatbill, tattooed, and vaping? That's what you say all guys in their 20s look like. Unless all guys in their 20s don't look like that? And then you'd have to admit to hyperbole, which you wouldn't do, because you refuse to admit even the slightest misstep, you arrogant, narcissistic, Jabba the Hutt looking motherfucker.
I know you're fucking reading this.