Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

Well, after skimming that chatlog of insanity, I think Lukey-boy, the fat pedophile (I just keep doing this because it upsets him) will be headed to the nuthouse soon again.

Lucas, you can't claim to be a caring guy and want to see the people you care about upset. You especially can't ask them to cut off a finger. It's pretty clear you only care about your tiny pedo penis.

 

[Onomatopoeicpun]

First Lucas, Khalid is a singer not a rapper. Second, “white people should not listen to rap because it makes them assholes” is a pretty racist take for someone supposedly anti racist.
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Lucas' assumption that black musicians are automatically rappers really shows off his racist tendencies.
Pretty sure I remember him being a race fetishising pos as well.

 

[JuniperFalls]

How did you fuckers miss "cut a finger off for me?"

Jesus Motherfucking Christ.

If he's still on his "Generation X men are the peak of human evolution" kick, maybe that was his attempt at making a Nine Inch Nails reference? IIRC the first album had a song called "Ringfinger" where the singer asks the woman to cut hers off to prove her love. And I have no difficulty picturing Lucas thinking a reference to a song that was super-cool and cutting edge 30 years ago is a good way to impress a 17-year-old today.

 

[Rogowski]

I wonder what anarchists and communists think about fat pedophiles who call the cops to snitch on people?

 

[ignominious]

accusing random dangerhaired Spokanites of being farmers is really fucking funny to me. also, does he really think telling the cops about some kids in their early twenties fucking with him is going to do anything?

"Lacie, you're under arrest for saying deadass and not putting out to the greasy MRSA-ridden mongoloid twice your age that always has thesaurus.com open in another tab."

 

[Cheesy Cukes]

Even though the content of the posts have been his usual lunacy, I don't get the same thrill when it's attached to that dork ass sickle avatar instead of his handsome unique face.

 

[Telomayonnaise]

Waiting patiently for the Jonestown-esque pregnant 16 year old finger chop cult compound deep in the backwoods of north spokane arc after the Escape From The Loonie Bin Lucas Plissken arc that cant be far around the corner now He's so fuckin nutty lately I really think the 90 degree heat in the cheese chamber might be starving him of oxygen because hes too fat poor and noided to go outside to cut wind. No way he makes it to year's end like this.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Waiting patiently for the Jonestown-esque pregnant 16 year old finger chop cult compound deep in the backwoods of north spokane arc after the Escape From The Loonie Bin Lucas Plissken arc that cant be far around the corner now He's so fuckin nutty lately I really think the 90 degree heat in the cheese chamber might be starving him of oxygen because hes too fat poor and noided to go outside to cut wind. No way he makes it to year's end like this.

Didn't he make a post about almost dying from walking two hours? With type two diabetes and obesity, Mr Werner is tremendously unhealthy. Merely seeing his exercise capacity and his perception of what he deems 'arduous exercise' shows that he's not long for this world.

tl;dr: He's not far from stroke/heart failure and once he hits 40, the statistics are even more against him. One way or another, he shall sadly expire within the next decade, mark my words.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Didn't he make a post about almost dying from walking two hours? With type two diabetes and obesity, Mr Werner is tremendously unhealthy. Merely seeing his exercise capacity and his perception of what he deems 'arduous exercise' shows that he's not long for this world.

tl;dr: He's not far from stroke/heart failure and once he hits 40, the statistics are even more against him. One way or another, he shall sadly expire within the next decade, mark my words.

And the internet will notice before anyone irl does.

 

[BowlOfDick]

And the internet will notice before anyone irl does.

Indeed, I can picture it now..

“We haven’t heard from Lucas in a while.” On KF for a few weeks until someone has the sense to call it in. Police find his bloated(er?) corpse on his filthy bed, surrounded by Meeple.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

So, who was the troll posing as the 17 year old?

No offense if wrong, but some of the conversation and the way it, shall we say, tended to his interests, reminded me of @QueenBurritoSupreme 's catfishes.

Lucas didn't fall for the same catfish for a, what, third time, did he?

 

[BowlOfDick]

Lucas didn't fall for the same catfish for a, what, third time, did he?

A great man once said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over, yet expecting the same result.

 

[QueenBurritoSupreme]

@GleamingTheQ-Bert it wasn't me. I've just been passively watching for a good, long while now.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

Indeed, I can picture it now..

“We haven’t heard from Lucas in a while.” On KF for a few weeks until someone has the sense to call it in. Police find his bloated(er?) corpse on his filthy bed, surrounded by Meeple.

Between the bloat and the normal stench, the first responders will have to poke him with a stick to ensure he's really dead.

 

[moiras_here]

tl;dr: He's not far from stroke/heart failure and once he hits 40, the statistics are even more against him. One way or another, he shall sadly expire within the next decade, mark my words.

Lucas Werner finally kicking the bucket is a day I've been looking forward to. Like a national holiday.

 

[Onomatopoeicpun]

Imagine, as a grown ass man, blaming others for language YOU choose to use.
Just another case of Lucas trying to not take charge of his own shitty personality and behaviour.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

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Imagine, as a grown ass man, blaming others for language YOU choose to use.
Just another case of Lucas trying to not take charge of his own shitty personality and behaviour.

Has anyone else EVER heard of using "going balls deep" as a euphemism for someone chewing you out?

That's the most casually gay thing I've ever heard.

Don't worry Lucas, us kiwis won't keep going balls deep and running a train on you. Your ass has been pwned enough for one lifetime by your retard brain.

 

[tittymetaphor]

Lucas is on the third floor of Pathways. Imagine being the unfortunate soul on the second trying to get your shit together under a chorus of 400 lb stomping, a constant miasma of body odor, and vicious 3 am rants at no one about a flightless bird/fuzzy fruit

 

[Rescuetoast]

I don’t know what this means but it seems... ominous

 

[Onomatopoeicpun]

Has anyone else EVER heard of using "going balls deep" as a euphemism for someone chewing you out?

That's the most casually gay thing I've ever heard.

Don't worry Lucas, us kiwis won't keep going balls deep and running a train on you. Your ass has been pwned enough for one lifetime by your exceptional individual brain.

I'm also only familiar with 'going balls deep' as a sexual thing so I'm not sure where he picked up as a synonym for having a go at someone. But he misuses a lot of words and phrases so it's not anything new.