Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Likely gave Lucas a boner thinking of torturing kiwis.


Another one to add to Lucas's infamy. He must think the police are dumb/stupid and will not see through his lies. The "coverup" his doing now of the Lacie affair.
Sorry I must’ve missed this, who was Emilia? Read the chat, what a sick fuck. Telling a girl to slice off her fingertip to prove her love for him? Jesus he deserves to be alone forever, he’s a nutter.

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"Dude was just a regular dude"
So wearing a flatbill, tattooed, and vaping? That's what you say all guys in their 20s look like. Unless all guys in their 20s don't look like that? And then you'd have to admit to hyperbole, which you wouldn't do, because you refuse to admit even the slightest misstep, you arrogant, narcissistic, Jabba the Hutt looking motherfucker.
I know you're fucking reading this.

Haha LUCAS WERNER talking about people not lying around and instead trying to be productive. You have no room to talk. You have no room period because you live in a tiny fart-filled tard box.
 
Sorry I must’ve missed this, who was Emilia? Read the chat, what a sick fuck. Telling a girl to slice off her fingertip to prove her love for him? Jesus he deserves to be alone forever, he’s a nutter.
Off the top of my head, I think Emilia was the totally 100% real 21 year old rich British girl who was definitely going to move to Washington and buy a house and let him move in and take care of him.
 
Off the top of my head, I think Emilia was the totally 100% real 21 year old rich British girl who was definitely going to move to Washington and buy a house and let him move in and take care of him.
no it says in the chat she’s 17, or claiming to be
 
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Off the top of my head, I think Emilia was the totally 100% real 21 year old rich British girl who was definitely going to move to Washington and buy a house and let him move in and take care of him.

She says 17 in the log. It seems in the log that she sends him a picture in which he comments on her feet. However let's not put it past Lucas when it comes to falling for a stock photo. You can see her baiting him in the chat log and stuff, so I'm pretty convinced it's a troll.
 
Especially in the part where Lucas mentions alcohol being aged and then Emilia mentions cheese. That was exactly what Lucas wanted to hear. Total troll move going on with this. If you like alcohol and you like cheese, how can you not like aged men?

She says 17 in the log. It seems in the log that she sends him a picture in which he comments on her feet. However let's not put it past Lucas when it comes to falling for a stock photo. You can see her baiting him in the chat log and stuff, so I'm pretty convinced it's a troll.
 
Reading through the last 200 messages or so - events that take place over mere hours if you look a the time stamp - you can delight as Lucas gradually loses control of the situation.

He gives the appearance of being confident and in control, but gradually you can see his defenses unravel as it dawns on him quite what a boo-boo he's made. At one point, he's pretty much begging 'Emilia' not to call the cops. Satisfying.
 
Reading through the last 200 messages or so - events that take place over mere hours if you look a the time stamp - you can delight as Lucas gradually loses control of the situation.

He gives the appearance of being confident and in control, but gradually you can see his defenses unravel as it dawns on him quite what a boo-boo he's made. At one point, he's pretty much begging 'Emilia' not to call the cops. Satisfying.
I do like his manipulative “if you go to the cops we’ll BOTH be in trouble. Just drop it.” What a fucking shite thing to say to a 17 yr old girl. He’s such a creep and deserves all the emptiness in his life that he gets.

How did you fuckers miss "cut a finger off for me?"

Jesus Motherfucking Christ.

I fuckin mentioned it mate, right there. It’s beyond messed up.
 
How did you fuckers miss "cut a finger off for me?"

Jesus Motherfucking Christ.
[07/04/2019, 00:18:37] Lucas Werner: I came up with an idea to ban guys under 35 from having kids because of it
[07/04/2019, 00:18:42] Emilia: Omg that makes so much sense!


Indeed..
stopping them from having kids won’t stop them from having sex, werner. Women will still prefer them to you, and as long as women aren't banned from pregnancy, they’re gonna get pregnant with hot young guys and claim divine intervention or a mysterious late-night encounter riddled with amnesia or a failed condom, etc. you could make it illegal to have sex with anyone not named Lucas Werner and they’d go to jail rather than touch you.

Also just fuckin lol at him thinking anyone in the USA could possibly make a law banning people from procreating and get it passed. If we’re going full-on eugenics to engineer better children through population control, your fat mentally ill arse will be the first one weeded out, Werner. Why the hell would any woman want her baby to have YOUR genes? Look where you ended up.
 
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stopping them from having kids won’t stop them from having sex, werner. Women will still prefer them to you, and as long as women aren't banned from pregnancy, they’re gonna get pregnant with hot young guys and claim divine intervention or a mysterious late-night encounter riddled with amnesia or a failed condom, etc. you could make it illegal to have sex with anyone not named Lucas Werner and they’d go to jail rather than touch you.

Also just fuckin lol at him thinking anyone in the USA could possibly make a law banning people from procreating and get it passed. If we’re going full-on eugenics to engineer better children through population control, your fat mentally ill arse will be the first one weeded out, Werner. Why the hell would any woman want her baby to have YOUR genes? Look where you ended up.

He’s just upset that he’s banned from procreating (AKA age of consent laws)
 
Him being born with that fucked up face and genetics is God’s way of pre-banning him from the procreation forums.
There are uglier, crazier, older and fatter people than Lucas who still have friends and have sex. It’s the sheer creep factor that triggers the ‘stay away’ instinct.
 
First Lucas, Khalid is a singer not a rapper. Second, “white people should not listen to rap because it makes them assholes” is a pretty racist take for someone supposedly anti racist.
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